resident lurker
Gender: Female
Location: Deep Darkness
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I'm on a rampage!
I got problems with my feet and my back! I'm on a rampage! I'm about to have a dope rhyme attack! I'm on a rampage! Phoenix Wright rocks all the courts! I'm on a rampage! And if you don't believe me you can get with the CHORT!
*drops some beats*
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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I lost! Oh well. Not very important to me that Wright ruined my perfect win record.
Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight. Exit light... enter night... take my hand. Off to never never land. 
Hey kids! Sleep with one eye open or I may stick a banana up your ass!
Science is NOT the answer to everything. This bill from Burger King is ridiculous. And it's all from food that you ate.
How much is it?
IT'S OVER 9,000! Oops. Looks like I spilled my coffee on you.
I'M MELTING! AIEE! 
Uh oh. Looks like I spilled some oil from the burgers on to you.
I'M MELTING! AIEE!
Lovely Rita
resident lurker
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I need you to take this plate of food, make a milkshake out of it, and spread it on Nana's gums for her!
I'm going to go ahead and disobey a direct order, sir. Understandable!
The Father of Death
Gender: Male
Location: Beavercreek, Ohio
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:20 pm
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I eat Defense Attorneys for breakfast. They're my main source of protein.
Forget everything you have just read...
Gender: Male
Location: England.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:54 pm
Posts: 92
I love doing community service!
I'll get up and walk!
I'm known as the "Rookie Musher"!
I have a passionate heart burning blue!
I will now delete my programming.
UBJICTION!
I date men!
Mask De*Masque sucks!
I feel like eating at a fancy French restaurant today!
This is Sparta!
I'm participating in the National Throw A Wig At An Attorney day!
Stuff glasses! Stuff college! Stuff women! Stuff con artists!
WHERE'S MY TEDDY?
Bradley-Boo, I love you.
I hate whipping! I much prefer peace...
Now it's time to perform the cranioectomy!
Like, I, like, killed, like, the doctor, like, guy.
I love you Juan!
GET ME OUT OF THIS SAUNA!
Now, let's fix this electrical pile-up.
Tonight. Me.
I am God. Take me as your saviour.
I hate poker and cheating!
Let's write a report on the advanced people of 17th century Britain!
My kisses are poison!
If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why can't our mom and dad?
Look at the location
Gender: Female
Location: Look at the title
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:31 am
Posts: 636
I'm in ur mind. Stealin ur thawtz.
AH AM ZHU RONG! The Goddess O' Fire!
Now with Glasses!
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:10 am
Posts: 135
I love how this kid named Apollo took my job and made me a hobo. I love you Edgey-poo!
Me and Manfred Von Karma went to a bar.
I'm not smiling for the kids, I'm smiling because I have a devious scheme.
I admit, I talk too much. Eww, I hate coffee. Hey there babe, wanna go out for a date?
Y'know, I really think that Max's lawyer is hotter then him.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
Go to Hell, Mia! You should leave alone but no, you have to come and haunt me! I don't know a thing about science! You know so much more about it than I do! Who knew that atoms were actually microscopic hamburgers! No, only half the atoms are hamburgers. The rest are samurai!
I am dogged and relentless to my prey! Then be a good dog. Sit. Stay!
Today, by myself, 12 prosecutors I've beaten!
From the size of your gut, I'd guess they were eaten. If it wasn't for the carefree innocence of this courtroom I'd be breaking your knee-caps. You're a demonic little imp Pearl.
Lovely Rita
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2603
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
FECK! DRINK! GIRLS! ARSE! What would you say is behind tomorrow's advent window? Women's knickers! I love yoooour clothes... Maya.
I can recite pi to 40,000 places. The last digit is 1.
Mmmm.. pi. Hmm.. yes... Shut the fuck up, Fransizka. You're a stuck up, spoilt tart, I'm the one running this court! I'M IN CHARGE! Err.. yes. You're right of course. Carry on, sir.
...Hopefully someday... xD
Gender: None specified
Location: Suomi, Finland, Perkele!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:05 pm
Posts: 3393
- You hear me world? I LOVE LARRY! - Phoenix...give me a hug - SHUT UP AND SIT QUIETLY OR...!! - No...I am your father... (huh?) - Hi *** Maya!... - Who wants to play tag? - I drink tea!
- Bark, Bark! <- (personal favourite ^^)Well...What do you think?
DON'T INTERRUPT ME, JUSTICE!!!
Gender: Female
Location: Southern California
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:44 am
Posts: 1019
~ My client is 200% guilty, please lock him up forever without parole!
(thanks to Vickinator for the awesome sig and avatar.)
見たのか・・・！
Gender: Female
Location: London, England
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:17 am
Posts: 4782
Every enemy I've met, I've annihilated. 
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated!
(...Couldn't resist...)
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:42 am
Posts: 3459
Now remember, the accused is innocent until proving guilty.
Hahahahah! Hahahahah! Oh well! Let the forging begin! I've never had a wet dream in my life... How can someone be sexy who doesn't study science? 
666, the Number of the Beast, 666, the one for you and me! You rang? BORN TO BE WILD!!! Would Ini please stop dancing in the court?!
Hell yeah! I love heavy metal! Maya and Pearl are bitches for not liking it!
Uh... my boobies are down there. Why would I look at them? You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it! Fat, fat, really really fat! 
I learned that from Bill Nye the science guy! Mr. Grossburg, I need help. LEMONS, LEMONS, LEMONS, LEMONS! Seriously, I need help. Let me give you some advice: Drink lemonade! It'll help you! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
Refreshing like an emo is my motto!
I'm so gay!
Wright, why is your office full of underage girls?
Play us a song, you're the piano man, play us a song tonight. Well we're all in the mood for a melody, and you've got us feeling alright. 
Sometimes I wish I knew someone named Watson and went to elementary school, so I could say "It's elementary my dear Watson!" GIDDEGTY GIDDEGTY GOO! Yes, America actually got rid of a trial by jury. And it is in no way unconstitutional!
Lovely Rita
Forget everything you have just read...
Gender: Male
Location: England.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:54 pm
Posts: 92
My face is a toaster!
BURN IN HELL, CELESTE!!!! I want my alone time with Nixxi-poo!
I much prefer tea. BRAINS! I AM REDEAD!
I have electrocuted knuckles!
*silence* I sing classical music!
Want some poison...I mean, lunches?
I have my own game! It's called "Perfect Darkeness", and I am the villain, while Franziska is the heroine!
Someone is lifting my wig up with a string!
I am gay! Wright! What ARE you doing with Pearls?
Oo-la-la! Mr. Wright, I want to stick my leg in your eyes! I have a gun in the side of my finger! BANG! I have two planets as breasts!
If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why can't our mom and dad?
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Machine on the Inside
Gender: Female
Location: Blue Screens Inc.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:46 pm
Posts: 784
Lets skip the trial, instead, I say we all hug
Can I help it if my nose itches?! I'm friends with Bill Gates I think I made oceans part in my past life....(this one will only make sense if you watched "Slayers : Next" )
Dragon King Gaav? Never heard of him
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
Guilt. It's what's for dinner. BOO-YAH! I CAN'T SWIM! I'M DROWNING! I can't eat that! It has too much fat!
Do you think it'll help us win if I stop holding my arms under my boobs and let them show?
Lovely Rita
I seized fate by the neck alright...
Gender: Female
Location: Stalking K'.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:39 pm
Posts: 516
Wish I was in Texas, the purdy-ist place in the world...I'll always be a Texas GIRL.
I never practice my objections!
Detective Dick Gumshoe
Gender: Male
Location: Criminal Affairs Department
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:33 am
Posts: 33
Hey Maggey. I don't need you. Go kill yourself.
OK, sir! Plunging knive in heart sir! My client, Maya Fey, is guilty! 100% guilty! What? Nick, I love you! Really? Sorry, ignore that statement.
Maya Fey, is 
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Mr. Wright! What in the blazes are you doing to Director Hotti?! My case is really simple and stupid and has no traps for Wright to run into today. And I totally believe that! As do I! It's OK. I played this song on hard on Guitar Hero. Come on you stupid horse! Faster, faster! ...and that's why I believe the Earth is flat!
How would you like to lick my balls?
No Maya, I don't want to ravish you while you are in a Pink Princess outfit. UP YOURS!
NO, UP YOURS! Didn't you forget that his fingerprints are on the weapon? OK, er.... um, well, THAT'S JUST WRONG!
*Head starts spinning around.* GET AN EXORCIST! OK. Should I get the tape or DVD? If there is one thing I can't stand, it's a bloody fairy! GOD HATES FAGS!!! Guess that whiskey I slipped in her drink is working! You didn't slip it in mine!
Hey! This juice tastes funny, but made me feel really happy! Lawyers are more high-class than me!
Wait,.... I think I'm losing you... *static noises* Oh no! Hey it's coming back... Carry on my wayward son!... OH NO! WE LOST HIM! What's wrong? Don't you like this song?
I want to roll with the gangstas, but I'm just too blue and woody.
Sour pie! Whee! I'm so over clocked that you just see a flash when I move! When life gives you lemons, throw them away!
Lovely Rita
resident lurker
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Quick Mia, flash the prosecution!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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Quick Mia, flash the judge! Help! I'm retarded! I'm in a kind mood today. Don't you know you can fight evil with GUITAR SOLOS?!
I cut myself and it feels GOOD!
Lovely Rita
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2603
Come on you stupid horse! I got my last $10 on you! No, don't look at me! RUUUN! No.. don't come over here!
Machine on the Inside
Gender: Female
Location: Blue Screens Inc.
Rank: Prosecutor
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Gomen nasai gomen nasai! Sumi Sumi!
OBJECTION!
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Excuse me!" (right?)
Machine on the Inside
Gender: Female
Location: Blue Screens Inc.
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 784
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mGdO3UoggJc
Right at 8:31 , the little flying thing
Faith is for the transient people.
Gender: Male
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 989
- I ALWAYS have a plan.
- I didn't love Feenie! - I HATE SLAMMING THIS DESK.
Thank you Elriel! :D
見たのか・・・！
Gender: Female
Location: London, England
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Pedophilia? Eww.
What if i don't want a custom title?
Gender: Female
Location: Hiding in Brandon Flowers' sweet lil mustache
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:32 pm
Posts: 364
Would you like fries with that....sir.
xxAll credit for my sig goes to Elriel.xx
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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I never poke at a paper while holding it. What? Edgeworth is straight? Oh my Science, I never would have guessed! Yeah, I only watching wrestling with hot girls in it.
I can't hold all of this salad.
I feel so insulted that you won't speak in hex. Why won't the judge just kill himself? Hm... OK. I'll do that first thing tomorrow! I'm emo and wish my tears were acid. Edgeworth, you know I hate it when you stick a banana up my butt. But it feels so good to me! Wright, if you dare try to object so aggressively again, I'm going to be rather aroused! ARGH! OH THE PAIN! MY EYES ARE GETTING TOASTED! 
My cock is much bigger than yours, my cock can walk right through the door, with a feeling so pure. It's got you screaming back for more. Can't you see that I love my cock? Can't you see that you love my cock? Can't you see that we love my cock? My shit stinks much better than yours, my shit stinks right down through the floor. With a feeling so pure, it's got you coming back for more. Can't you see that I love my shit? Can't you see that you love my shit? Can't you see that we love my shit? How do you respond, Mr. Wright? ... er.... BANANA HAMMOCK! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I LOVE MY RUBBER DUCKY SO MUCH!
Gumshoe fired me!
FUCK YOU COUNTRY HICKS!
Lovely Rita
What if i don't want a custom title?
Gender: Female
Location: Hiding in Brandon Flowers' sweet lil mustache
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 364
Ping! *shoots toast at phoenix*
xxAll credit for my sig goes to Elriel.xx
resident lurker
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I should have been a porn star like my father.
見たのか・・・！
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Hm... Need *flips page* bigger *flips page* notepad. I'm a fool in love! This is madness! No, THIS IS SPARTA!
Lovely Rita
resident lurker
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Hm... Need *flips page* bigger *flips page* notepad.Don't you mean:
Note to self...Get bigger...notepa...d.
DON'T INTERRUPT ME, JUSTICE!!!
Gender: Female
Location: Southern California
Rank: Ace Attorney
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(thanks to Vickinator for the awesome sig and avatar.)
Harbinger of Grief
Gender: Female
Location: Singapore
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:35 pm
Posts: 49
I HATE COFFEE.
Do I look like a guy in a blue shirt?!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:58 pm
Posts: 1
Woah Mia, do they do B enchancements in heaven? Cause I can see a little something... This is what I call Godot Blend-108. Oh yeah. Tea rocks. Care for a tea cannon? Heck no! This ain't no guitar for da' seniles! This is da' VIOLIN! Woo-hoo!! ROCK ON!
Opps, sorry Nick, I destroyed the fish and our hypnotic kaleidascope. My new dick works great! It's better than that Dickie Gumshoe I suppose... I used to be a lovable bear.
WHO MADE MY GODOT BLEND-108 COFFEE?! DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME CUZ' I'M BLIND!
Machine on the Inside
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Location: Blue Screens Inc.
Rank: Prosecutor
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Lets go find Gourdy today Edgeworth! Mr. Wright, that would require a boat, do you know anything about boats or sailing? Sure I do! Well in that case, say a strong north wind picks up, what will you do? I'd throw out an anchor! Alright, but then what if a strong south wind started blowing? I'd throw out an anchor! ....... but what if a strong east wind starts up? I'd throw out an anchor! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THOSE ANCHORS FROM!? Same place you're getting all that wind! ^.^
Lady Luckless
Gender: Female
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:39 pm
Posts: 194
Hey, so I decided to be useful for this case. Wright, just shut up and let me vent my emotions. It's a good thing I had a week's notice on this trial. Wait a minute, I think I saw a contradiction with that testimony... Isn't that right... MISTER PHOENIX BRIGHT?! Couldn't we settle this without resorting to violence...? 
No, it wasn't me, any idiot could have figured that out.
THAT'S what they do in Delaware.
You.Think.You've.Won? That's.Fine... WENDDDYYY OLLLDDBAAAAG
Jesus loves me, yes, I know! Because the Bible told me so!
No, please, continue ignoring me. Actually, we call it FREEDOM toast now...
Every Man Has A Mask
Gender: Male
Location: Outside Gamestop wiating for Metal Gear Solid 4
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:56 pm
Posts: 65
Ever notice we're the only defense attorney's in this game? Well, Yeah I-------------------NEWCOMERS------
Like...Hey! like, I think he like, just fibbed! Objection....I think..maybe..hey yeah..O-Objection! Did you say something? N-no... Oh-Okay.
Kick ass siggy ^ Thank you Elriel!
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