Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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I can't swim!
Good case, wasn't it Mr. Wright?
Yes, it was. You won fair and square. And you're quite attractive too.
FOOOOLS! *Whips* You foolish FOOOOLS! *whips whips whips*
Fool! *Whips* 
Scientifically, you're fools! *Whips* Hey Wright! How do you like what I bought your friends at the mall?
Maggey...
What is it, sir? I love you... What? Love should not exist in a police officer! A strong Maggey kick should take care of that!
Franny, I will feast on your entrails, and devour your soul! I take it you had quite a stressful day, then? No, I'm in a good mood today!
Can't you see that you love my cock?
WHAT?! EVEN I AM OFFENDED BY THAT!
Really? You want to ride Nick out of the tiger's head? Yes! Well, considering how cute you are, I was hoping I could ride you out of it!
Lovely Rita
Gender: None specified
Location: at the Kusanagi's (that means Neo Tokyo)
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 689
I shall announce you, man & beef!
We're married!
I'm waiting for the kiss, Dickie!
*eats Richie* Uh, sorry 'cos you sound like steak to me....to GamerErman2001 That's really funny! Sorry if I say bad things about you though!
Nego's... Apollo? Cool PW stuff! TNT!!
King of Braves
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
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"Let's begin the cross-examination!" "How about McDonalds? Don't worry, pal, it's on me."
"Why are you doing this?! Who are you?!"
"I'm you! I'm your shadow!" "What the hell are you talking about?!" "Ask the father who you killed! I'll send you to hell to meet him!"
"Remember, Mr. Wright? I'm 'refreshing like a fall breeze'! ...Wait... damn."
"I am stuck on Band-Aid Brand, 'cause Band-Aid's stuck on me!"
"Do you hear me, Phoenix? I am The End!"
*Squawk* "Grandpa! Grandpa!"[CALL]
"Nick, that's a parrot. They're often trained to emulate human speech."
"Right. So, how does it taste?"
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Aw... Thanks...
WAR! FUCK THE SYSTEM! WAR! FUCK THE SYSTEM!
Hey Edgey, you drunk enough to sleep with me yet?!
HELL YEAH! WRIGHTO! What are you doing to Pearl? It's gross!
Lovely Rita
Proud PxM shipper.
Gender: Female
Location: A dark scary place with enchanted creatures.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Give us info NOW! 
I love that kind of woman. Especially when she whips you. Date her, Mr. Nick!!
Click sig to go to my sig thread. If you would like one, you may request. Devoted Phoenix and Maya shipper. Also a Diego and Mia shipper.My fanfic thread. Law, Lust, and Coffee currently ongoing (Miego).
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I want to play with Pearl right now! Right now! Right now! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Lovely Rita
Proud PxM shipper.
Gender: Female
Location: A dark scary place with enchanted creatures.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:03 am
Posts: 1516
Click sig to go to my sig thread. If you would like one, you may request. Devoted Phoenix and Maya shipper. Also a Diego and Mia shipper.My fanfic thread. Law, Lust, and Coffee currently ongoing (Miego).
One K, one R, two V's. Gawd.
Gender: Female
Location: Kissing Vikinator's feet for making this sig O_O
Rank: Ace Attorney
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: I'm really freaking out right now, puppy. : What? No! I hate kids! : That 'alone time' joke is getting old, don't you think? : I've had this hairstyle workin' since I was NINE, screw this, I'm growing a mullet.
: hey, we use our inside voices...
: Don't you hate those people who talk with stereotypical accents?
: I'm starting to get motionsick here...
What are you talking about? I've got cash to burn, buddy.EDITS-
OMG! I just noticed I'm a desk jockey now! FOR THE WIN!
Married to Don- Mom to Obby, Wassa, Gavinner, and someone whose name starts with a C... :P
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Spy's sappin' mah sentry!(Please tell me there's people playing Team Fortress 2 around here to get this one.)
Gender: None specified
Location: at the Kusanagi's (that means Neo Tokyo)
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:15 pm
Posts: 689
You oughtta do this in Church too.... No testimonies today! Am going home to sleep, your Honour! Ah, the aroma of tea and a myriad of choices to kick-start the day! Hmm, let's see... English breakfast? Darjeeling? Earl Grey? Aaah, Cameronian!
I'd want to have double espresso, laced with Irish cream please!
Nego's... Apollo? Cool PW stuff! TNT!!
It's stuck?
Gender: Male
Location: Olympia, WA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:29 pm
Posts: 2107
SEX! Weeeeeeeeee!
Ew! A girl! WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Ask Mia.
The chicks, man! I do it ALL for the chicks!♥ Badge? What badge?
Cool killers ONLY!
Wee Monsieur.
By the power of Grayskull!!!
!...................J'ai une PETITE AMIE!!!!!♀
Ay lil gurl, wanna ride in mah rig?
My porsche is in the shop right now. Black Lemonade, baby!
But...I'm an emo thingy! Poo...
You win a cookie.
Wait...Where'd mah GED go?
It rubs the lotion on its skin...
Diskpart format reinstall! Doo dah! DOO DAH!♪ I'm married... Weeeee! I'm an astrophysicist! Lets go steal some pic-a-nic baskets... Trust me, I'm a doctor...
No liquids creams gels or aerosols at the checkpoint!
Sure I could have stayed in the past. Could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king, baby!
Dude I am like so out of it right now!
Ex-pensive and bea-utiful silk panty garments...FOR EVERYONE!!! HAHAAAH!Okay I'm done. =/
Panty thief strikes again!
Gender: None specified
Location: at the Kusanagi's (that means Neo Tokyo)
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Nego's... Apollo? Cool PW stuff! TNT!!
...Did you say SANDWICH!?
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:49 pm
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Anyway...
I hate girls in waitress outfits! ...Ha! Coffee stunts your growth you know.
I'MA CHARGIN' MAH LAZEEEEEEER!!
"YOU WANT 500 DOLLAH!?"
Woof.
PERFECTION... IS... OVERRATED!
BORING!
"AND THEN WE'RE GOING BACK TO WASHINGTON D.C. AND TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE! EYAAAA!!!"
What the-- I'm not even in this game! "THIS IS SPARTA!"
They're actually transplants! "WTF? Who are j00 d00ds!?"
Proud PxM shipper.
Gender: Female
Location: A dark scary place with enchanted creatures.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1516
I'm a homosexual.
Click sig to go to my sig thread. If you would like one, you may request. Devoted Phoenix and Maya shipper. Also a Diego and Mia shipper.My fanfic thread. Law, Lust, and Coffee currently ongoing (Miego).
King of Braves
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:32 am
Posts: 114
"This program has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down immediately."
"In Texas, they shoot you on the spot for regional stereotypes, pardner."
"You are from Michigan."
"I've decided to get out of the family business and start a new one of my own. I call it, 'PetsOvernight.com'. A little bundle of joy at your doorstep in a box." "General Petraeus, or General Betray Us?"
"I... I searched the dictionary for 'splendiferousness'! It's not there, man!" "I need this job like I need severe brain trauma."
"This hand of mine is burning red! Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Baaaakunetsu... Goooooodo... Fingaaaaaa... Sekiha... TENKYOUUUUUKEN!!" "OUT! Get out of my mind, Liquid!"
見たのか・・・！
Gender: Female
Location: London, England
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He totally would say that.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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To assume makes an ASS out of YOU and ME.
Lovely Rita
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Rank: Prosecutor
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To assume makes an ASS out of YOU and ME.... an
| ASS |
| U |
| ME |
Nego's... Apollo? Cool PW stuff! TNT!!
It's stuck?
Gender: Male
Location: Olympia, WA
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2107
Yes yes!
I'MA CHARGIN' MAH LAZEEEEEEER!!AHAHAHAAHAHAHH! This one seriously got me.
♥
I need to stay off the Internets. :(
..........
Can't touch this!
I'm allergic to the witness...
Panty thief strikes again!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
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"Just think about it, Trite. If this really were coffee all the time, how are my teeth so white?" "Turn around. I'm actually right behind you. Dork-off." "Where's the women's room?" "What's really odd is... I can't get this 'Baby Got Back' song out of my head."
"Yes! Unable to find a woman of my stature, I made one of my own!"
"NO YELLING ON THE BUS!"
It's stuck?
Gender: Male
Location: Olympia, WA
Rank: Ace Attorney
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I'm going to show you my knife collection!
Oh God! Whip me please! That's Goddess!
Mr. Grossberg, it appears you are perfectly fine.
I knew lemons were good! Wanna play doctor?
I don't have insurance.
Panty thief strikes again!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Oh, I never agree with the prosecution. I'M SO GAY AND FREE! I like big BOOKS and I cannot lie, and to this my brothers can't deny! I love Luke Atmey. WAH! Wright, could you ever forgive me!? I never aimed to hurt your feelings, honest!
Pi=Banana+terracotta+pie. Mia, you're right! I shouldn't talk about my hemorrhoids!
Lovely Rita
EdgyxSlippers <3
Gender: Female
Location: TX
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:15 pm
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(to Phoenix) You're such a nice young man! I will be 100% cooperative. Ask me about anything!
Needs... more... creamer! BLECH!
(Maybe I'm born with it! Maybe it's Maybelline!) (singing) AND IIIIIII~IIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOU~
見たのか・・・！
Gender: Female
Location: London, England
Rank: Ace Attorney
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(Maybe I'm born with it! Maybe it's Maybelline!)I think I just choked to death laughing.
...Did you say SANDWICH!?
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
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"Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was, HOT like me..." 
"Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAKE!!" THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIE!SEPARATED AT BIRTH:
"HEEEEEEEEEELP!!" "Agents... are... GO!"
*Titanic theme playing in the background* I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZEEEEEEER!!! "Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was, HOT like me..." 
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"Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was, HOT like me..." Nego's... Apollo? Cool PW stuff! TNT!!
King of Braves
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"You know what to do." "Powah chaaage! OH-kay!"
"Kiss my ass, sir!" "Is that an invitation, pal?"
"Me ruv you rong time!" "Gyet serious!"
"Happy ending!" "GO-bang!!"
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a glutton like me...
Lovely Rita
Mmm, bacon.
Gender: Female
Location: The Broodwich Dimension
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL. I'm afraid I can't do that, Matt. Who gave me coffee!? I ordered strawberry Kool-Aid!
I'm not really that great. Mew. Not objection. You can't accuse me of anything! I'll kick yo ass, bitch! C'mon, you want a piece of me!? Yeah, not so tough, are you, punk!?
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Oh, that urn is a piece of trash, and so is that box. I HATE YOU MAYA!
Lovely Rita
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Who gave me coffee!? I ordered strawberry Kool-Aid!I almost used Godot and kool-aid, but I held back. Thank you for taking the reigns and going through with it.
"MEOW." "I'm a man."
"I love swimming. I wonder what I'll swim in this week."
"HA! HA! I SUCK!"
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Mary had a lil' laaaaaaaaamb! *suckerpunches * Lamb makes me horny! *gets into threesome with Gant & Edg* Not fair! Damon's mine!!! *uh... foursome-ness*
Nego's... Apollo? Cool PW stuff! TNT!!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Forget about foursomes... last night I had it with the Judge, Edgeworth, Wright, Franziska, Godot, Ema, Mia, and Dahlia! That's a ninesome!
Lovely Rita
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
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: "It is obvious that I can't say real words." : "*SQUAWK* 'Hey, Gant, are you ready for some fun-- ACK! Polly, what are you doing here!' *SQUACK*" : "Phoenix is clearly right, your honor."
(What? That's it.)
: "I can't believe I married a flamer~!"
: "(insert anything in English here)"
Ready to RAWK!?
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada.
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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I want to play with Pearl right now! Right now! Right now! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!..... hmm, yes.Fix'd.
Posted by Request.
Sig by Elriel. Avatar taken from a YouTube video of Rawk Hawk's Theme.
Sig changed on December 08, 2008. Avatar changed on December 14, 2008.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I want to play with Pearl right now! Right now! Right now! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!..... hmm, yes.Fix'd.
Pure brilliance you got there!
I'm going to play with Gant and Hotti now! OK! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!? Wright... do you.... love me?
Lovely Rita
Gender: None specified
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Rank: Prosecutor
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Wright... do you.... love me?
Maybe, but I'm taken!
Stay away from Nick, he's mine!!And so it all went happily ever after.... lol!
Nego's... Apollo? Cool PW stuff! TNT!!
One K, one R, two V's. Gawd.
Gender: Female
Location: Kissing Vikinator's feet for making this sig O_O
Rank: Ace Attorney
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(Maybe I'm born with it! Maybe it's Maybelline!)That just made my day XD
I can taste with my hair...
Married to Don- Mom to Obby, Wassa, Gavinner, and someone whose name starts with a C... :P
Comics Updated August 13th
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
Gender: Male
Location: Here, not there
Rank: Prosecutor
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: "I never wanted to be a security guard... I wanted to be a LUMBERJACK!"
: "I f***ing hate kids."
: "Clearly Mr. Phoenix Wright, this whip is used for sexual innuendos." : "S-seriously! I would have never guessed!"(This next group is for those who know Franziska's odd little "habit" with names.)
: "Phoenix." : "Wright." : "Mr. Wright." : "Nick." : "Feenie."
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Why must we hate each other, Edgeworth and Wright?! Why can't we just be friends?! WAH! I spit in your general direction. Now go away, or I shall taunt you again! You fucking retard. I'M GONNA CONTEMPT THE ASS OUT OF YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! I wished I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa! And I thought you were so butch! WAH! *runs away sobbing*
Lovely Rita
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