The localization is brilliant (so far). (PW3 QUOTE THREAD)

EricaP · Post by **EricaP** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:57 pm

I love the reference to popular Canadian Singer Alanis Morissette in 3-5. Go across Dusky Bridge for the first time. Phoenix and Maya will talk, and Phoenix will say something like this.

(Isn't ironic, don't ya think?)

That's a reference to a song by Alanis Morissette. It goes a little something like "And isn't Ironic, doncha think? IT'S LIKE RAAAAINNNN ON YA WEDDING DAY!"

lalalei2001 · Post by **lalalei2001** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:03 am

For some reason I really like Edgeworth's line "I believe you did see something last night, Larry. Something more incredible than lightning."

Just goes to show you how incredible it really was.

DefenseNeverRests · Post by **DefenseNeverRests** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:07 am

Mia: Whether you're alive, dead, or somewhere in between, you will never defeat me.

...Epic.

Salutation Here · Post by **Salutation Here** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:00 pm

For some reason I consider this put-down by Tigre to be, in some way, the harshest comment ever directed at Phoenix:

:zenitora:

That guy ain't a real defence attorney. He just picks at little details 'til he wins!

Maybe so, but he's damn good it at!

Seal481 · Post by **Seal481** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:52 am

In 3-5 if you present the wrong evidence when you have to prove the crystal was dropped before the murder:

:larry2:

Go, go, Edgy!
Do it! Prove it!
Win! Win! Win!

Aevitas · Post by **Aevitas** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:42 am

Salutation Here wrote:For some reason I consider this put-down by Tigre to be, in some way, the harshest comment ever directed at Phoenix:

That guy ain't a real defence attorney. He just picks at little details 'til he wins!

Maybe so, but he's damn good it at!

When he said this I couldn't help but feel like he was pointing that comment at me xD. I always press every statement just to get all the information out of a witness and when he said that I was like ".... *looks around* huh? I don't know what you're talking about.." xD.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:36 am

Aevitas wrote:
Salutation Here wrote:For some reason I consider this put-down by Tigre to be, in some way, the harshest comment ever directed at Phoenix:

That guy ain't a real defence attorney. He just picks at little details 'til he wins!

Maybe so, but he's damn good it at!

When he said this I couldn't help but feel like he was pointing that comment at me xD. I always press every statement just to get all the information out of a witness and when he said that I was like ".... *looks around* huh? I don't know what you're talking about.." xD.

That comment was hilarious and hard at the same time :gant:

I felt he was saying that to me as a player too, Godot also said something similar.

Salutation Here · Post by **Salutation Here** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:40 pm

I love that Edgeworth actually comments on the fact that since he left, all the prosecutors who've taken up his mantle have had some sort of bizarre gimmick:

:edgeworth:

The prosecution can wield a whip or drink 17 cups of coffee...

I can't remember the rest.

Given that Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice seems to continue the 'prosecutorial gimmick' idea, I'll be sorely disappointed if there isn't a line like this in the game:

:odoroki:

There was once a famous prosecutor who would drink 17 cups of coffee per trial!

:kyouya:

What? What a ludicrous, attention-seeking gimmick! *air guitar*

:odoroki:

(Hypocrite)

Allan's Aokage · Post by **Allan's Aokage** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:45 pm

EricaP wrote:I love the reference to popular Canadian Singer Alanis Morissette in 3-5. Go across Dusky Bridge for the first time. Phoenix and Maya will talk, and Phoenix will say something like this.

(Isn't ironic, don't ya think?)

That's a reference to a song by Alanis Morissette. It goes a little something like "And isn't Ironic, doncha think? IT'S LIKE RAAAAINNNN ON YA WEDDING DAY!"

Right on the dot =D

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:17 pm

Salutation Here wrote:I love that Edgeworth actually comments on the fact that since he left, all the prosecutors who've taken up his mantle have had some sort of bizarre gimmick:

The prosecution can wield a whip or drink 17 cups of coffee...

I can't remember the rest.

Given that Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice seems to continue the 'prosecutorial gimmick' idea, I'll be sorely disappointed if there isn't a line like this in the game:

There was once a famous prosecutor who would drink 17 cups of coffee per trial!

What? What a ludicrous, attention-seeking gimmick! *air guitar*

(Hypocrite)

LOL :D That would be a funny line.

Seal481 · Post by **Seal481** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:23 am

Seal481 wrote:In 3-5 if you present the wrong evidence when you have to prove the crystal was dropped before the murder:

Go, go, Edgy!
Do it! Prove it!
Win! Win! Win!

His cheers, its as if I'm listening to the ominous caws of ravens!

EDIT: Dammit, I meant to edit my first post... Sorry about that

.Be[lie]ver. · Post by **.Be[lie]ver.** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:35 pm

I was re-playing 3-5, and I came upon a very amusing quote. XD

Spoiler: Saving space~

The Brown Badger · Post by **The Brown Badger** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:24 pm

Spoiler: 3-3

lalalei2001 · Post by **lalalei2001** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:56 am

Larry: ....

*Five Psyche-Locks appear*

Edgeworth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gumshoe: W-What's wrong, sir!?

Edgeowrth: D-Does this mean I have to do it all over again!?

Larry: Why are you glaring at me like I'm next to be hit by lightning?

Storm Parakaitz · Post by **Storm Parakaitz** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:01 am

Seal481 wrote:In 3-5 if you present the wrong evidence when you have to prove the crystal was dropped before the murder:

Go, go, Edgy!
Do it! Prove it!
Win! Win! Win!

that part scared me and gave me nightmares ;-;

lalalei2001 · Post by **lalalei2001** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:19 pm

.Stormchaser wrote:
Seal481 wrote:In 3-5 if you present the wrong evidence when you have to prove the crystal was dropped before the murder:

Go, go, Edgy!
Do it! Prove it!
Win! Win! Win!

that part scared me and gave me nightmares ;-;

...Pardon my asking, but why? :udgy:

Storm Parakaitz · Post by **Storm Parakaitz** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:14 am

lalalei2001 wrote:
.Stormchaser wrote:
Seal481 wrote:In 3-5 if you present the wrong evidence when you have to prove the crystal was dropped before the murder:

Go, go, Edgy!
Do it! Prove it!
Win! Win! Win!

that part scared me and gave me nightmares ;-;

...Pardon my asking, but why?

Cuz

I pictured a ghostly Larry in my head following Miles around chanting and chanting when I first read it, then I SERIOUSLY DREAMED LARRY FOLLOWING ME SAYING THAT

... I get so engrossed when I play this games it's not even funny.

serpensortia · Post by **serpensortia** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:24 pm

Wrestlemania wrote:Found one the the earliest, (and missed) lines in the game!

The only thing “peculiar” in this courtroom… is on top of your head.
Nick! Are you going to let him get away with making fun of your hair!?
(Yes… At least until I know he can’t use his goggles to fry me or something…)

It's made if you DON'T point out the Broach when the security picture first shows up.

Spoiler: 3-5

lalalei2001 · Post by **lalalei2001** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:31 pm

Larry: Okay, Edgey. By tomorrow morning you're gonna call me Master Larry!

Someone must draw that.

Tomoshibi Amatsu · Post by **Tomoshibi Amatsu** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:28 am

N-Nick! It's terrible! What the...?! You're cleaning the toilet again?! I never knew you were such a toilet freak!

:udgy:

Hmm... So then the real identity of this Mask DeMasque is... M-Mr. Godot! Y-you...!

Heh interesting exchange

:godot:

Ha...! It would seem... That I'm forced to eat crow!

:maya:

I wonder what blend number crow-flavored coffee is.

And another

:aiga:

When you were in grade school, you received the same report card every year. "Careless with the tendency to jump to conclusions." Am I wrong...?

:ack:

H-H-H-How did you...?

3-3

:maya:

Detective Gumshoe...

:eh?:

...

How many weenies are in here? There's not a person on earth who could down this much meat.

:gumshoe:

You think? I love weenies, I can't get enough of their tender juciness

Oh Gumshoe that sounds so wrong...

Lars Enaahl · Post by **Lars Enaahl** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:27 pm

He stole it from a young couple that had been waiting at a red light.

:bro:

Hmm... Car thieves... I'm not sure how I feel about car thieves.

:mia:

(Is this guy sure about how he feels about ANYTHING?)

Tomoshibi Amatsu · Post by **Tomoshibi Amatsu** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:59 am

Y-Y-You can't threaten m-me Mr. Tigre! It-It's the defense! Go ahead and tell the witness Mr. Wright!

:phoenix:

::under the desk::

:udgy:

Mr. Wriiight!

:zenitora:

Sounds to me like it must be you' old man! Youse got guts, I'll give you that!

:udgy:

M-M-Mr Wright! Do not leave me to handle this alone!

Heh and another funny moment

:phoenix:

V-very impressive Mr. Godot. Waiting for my absence to launch your attack.

:godot:

Ha...! Found your pen at last Trite?

:phoenix:

It was in my pocket.

ah and another one

:phoenix:

A computer virus, your honor. A virus called "MC Bomber."

:udgy:

A computer virus? What does one of those do?

:phoenix:

A computer virus is a program that wrecks havoc on the insides of a computer

:udgy:

A computer? What does one of those do?

:phoenix:

(I guess the beard isn't the only part of his honor that is from the stone age.)

SaraLily · Post by **SaraLily** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:01 am

The best quote in my opinion :

(When presenting Iris's profile to Gumshoe)

:edgeworth:

I feel like I've seen this girl somewhere before! She wasn't from a prior case, was she?
:eh?:

Nope, can't be. We did a database research with her fingerprints and came with nothing.
:edgeworth:

I see....(I just can't shake this nagging feeling..)
:eh?:

Well, everyone knows you are quite popular with the ladies, sir...Maybe she's an old girlfriend you dumped along the way or something...?
:edgeworth:

D-DETECTIVE! Where did you heard such nonsense from?
:eh?:

I didn't hear it from anyone. It's just sorta I imagine you to be...sir.
:edgeworth:

(...D-Do I really inspire that kind of frothing desire from the female masses?)

Oh yes...Yes you do, Edgey!! lol

Sklarvv · Post by **Sklarvv** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:07 pm

(during the Ron case)
Maya:"But he doesn't seem like your normal attention whore... Unlike, say, you, Nick."
I can't beleive I missed that one earlier XD

Phoenix_Apollo · Post by **Phoenix_Apollo** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:32 am

*when you show the Oh! Cult! magazine photo to Bikini

Spoiler:

"Well look at that! I look pretty s-to-the-exy, don't you think?"

Phoenix_Apollo · Post by **Phoenix_Apollo** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:44 am

Cafe o' Lay? Is that even legal... ?

polkadot · Post by **polkadot** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:15 am

(Phoenix, we have a problem...)

SpiffyNerd · Post by **SpiffyNerd** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:49 am

I know this thread is old, but...I just got T&T for my birthday, and it's hilarious! xD

Here are some of my favourites (very few reposts, I read through the whole thread to make sure!)

Spoiler: 3.5

polkadot · Post by **polkadot** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:56 am

Spoiler: 3-2...? Maybe a tiny bit spoilery.

Einwand · Post by **Einwand** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:20 pm

Spoiler: Case 2, slight spoiler

... Wow, Nick. Wow... xD

Katana · Post by **Katana** » Sat May 03, 2008 12:19 am

Sorry if any of these have already been mentioned. I can't even remember if I've posted in this thread before.

Phoenix: Dagnabit, I'm a lawyer, not a botanist!

Maya: I once had a bad feeling that I was about to have a bad feeling. It was bad.

Judge: You will suck down the penalty Mr. Wright... and you will like it!

Mia: Photos...of the witness herself? Then who took the photos?
Melissa: Well...you see...my camera has a timer feature built into it.
Mia: So, you took photos of yourself!?
Judge: Hmm...I remember taking some photos of myself once, too!
Mia: (PLEASE! No details...!)

Judge: Mr. Wright...you don't mean to say...you knew about this 'safe' business?
Phoenix: Uh...well...yes.
Judge: Why am I the only one not in the loop here!?

Mia: Here's the definitive piece of evidence that proves it!
Judge: ...that? That's your definitive piece of evidence?
Mia: Yes!...If my thinking is correct.
Edgeworth: Well then. We have one mystery solved. The answer is simple. Ms. Fey's thinking is wrong. ...That's all there is to it.
Mia: Huh?
Judge: Ms. Fey, I've got a definitive penalty to reward you for your definitive piece of evidence.

Godot: ...You did it. Didn't you?
Ron: Yes.
Phoenix: What?
Judge: Huh?
Ron: Uh... No no no no no no no! Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
Judge: ...Hmm. For a moment there I thought we'd set the record for the shortest trial ever.

Phoenix: (I don't know if I really want this guy to like us...ever.)

Gumshoe: Oh, hey, it's you again, little girly! Actually, the name's Detective Dick Gumshoe! Now's a good time to start remembering it!
Maya: Or, if it's too long for you, you can just call him "Dick!"
Pearl: OK! It's nice to meet you, Mr. Detective Dick!

Phoenix: Exactly how strong is this poison, Detective Gumshoe?
Gumshoe: It's... Well...That stuff's lethal! Eat too much, and you're a dead man!
Maya: How much is too much?
Godot: A lethal does is 0.2 grams. That's about enough to finish anyone off.
Maya: 0.2 grams? How much is that?

Maya: Hey, look Nick! It's a super-computer! It looks like it's really smart and wise, doesn't it?
Phoenix: Computers are only as smart as the humans who use them, Maya.
Maya: That explains why we don't use the computer in our office!
Phoenix: You work there too, Maya.
Maya: ......Yeah, but I'm...

Gumshoe: <Desperately trying to change the subject> Ha...haha! Mmm! This lunch special lobster is great!
Maya: ...Then why are there tears in your eyes?

PhoenixFire · Post by **PhoenixFire** » Mon May 05, 2008 2:17 am

Here's a good one:

:phoenix:

: A spirit medium afraid of ghosts...? Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

For those who don't know, this is referencing that Alanis Morissette song, "Ironic."

Phoenix_Apollo · Post by **Phoenix_Apollo** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:51 pm

During the first cross-exaimnation of 3-4:

:javado:

Listen up, Kitten. There's a big trap waiting for you in that testimony.

(Mia): A t-trap?

:javado:

Walk into it carelessly, annd it'll leace more than just a flesh wound. Fun, huh?

Something else:

I don't like how they keep asking things like: :phoenix:

"(asks a confirming question)...yes?"

This happens more in AJ though.

Jelly · Post by **Jelly** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:38 am

XDD; Wow basically all my favourite quotes have been said..

Here's my favourite one though n___n;; I kinda paraphrased because I don't remember it exactly..
:edgeworth:

: Do I really have the power to command such frothing desire from the female masses?

The Turtle Guy · Post by **The Turtle Guy** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:51 pm

I was playing T&T case 5 again last night and Edgey's midi-chlorians line caught me off guard laughing. I'd forgotten it.XD

MikeMeekins · Post by **MikeMeekins** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:47 pm

Everything about hemorrhoilds

Post by **Bad Player** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:44 pm

I'm not reading through all 17 pages, but my most favorite quote out of the ENTIRE SERIES: (This is during the first day of 3-5)

:edgeworth:

: Are...

: You...

: High! The girl in that picture is very high!

That made me :gant-clap2:

Phoenix_Apollo · Post by **Phoenix_Apollo** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:51 pm

Bad Player wrote:I'm not reading through all 17 pages, but my most favorite quote out of the ENTIRE SERIES: (This is during the first day of 3-5)

: Are...
: You...
: High! The girl in that picture is very high!

That made me

That wasn't :udgy:

. It was

.

Post by **Bad Player** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:43 pm

Phoenix_Apollo wrote:
Bad Player wrote:I'm not reading through all 17 pages, but my most favorite quote out of the ENTIRE SERIES: (This is during the first day of 3-5)

: Are...
: You...
: High! The girl in that picture is very high!

That made me

That wasn't . It was .

I know, but either way it was a judge. (I was too lazy to go and get the judge's brother's smilie when the judge's is right there)

Feihancassie · Post by **Feihancassie** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:42 am

hehe, this is one of my favorites:
:maya:

Iris and nick, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

xD