Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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= Me
= Friend : So, what did you think of the Holocaust thing? : That was NOT Santa's Grotto! Never have I seen Santa's little helper so aggressive! (laughing) What made you think it was Santa's Grotto? : Well, there was a queue, and a red curtain...
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yeah so I left.
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= me
my friendContinuing the last post.
It's our mortal enemy, rain! AHH! Get the umbrella! Danananananananana UMBRELLAS!later
So what do we call ourselves? How about... the Umbrellians? Yeah!...What if it isn't raining? ... We'll be the Parasollians! Woo! Danananananananana Parasollians!Later still
It's not rain this time, it's acid rain! The umbrella can't stand it! We need the SUPERUMBRELLA!! Danananananananananana.... UMBRELLAS!
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:Ace Author has a nice ring to it...
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= Me = Ronnie.(This is over the phone, by the way)
Whatcha doin? Pacing. STOP! SIT DOWN, AND STOP PACING!
*Does So* The floor is cold. Yeah, right. You're on the carpet! No I'm not, I'm in the hallway. It has stone tiles. STONE?! Ok, I don't know what substance You don't have a hallway... Yes I do... No, you don't! I've been to your house! I LIVE IN MY HOUSE! You freaking don't have a hallway. Ok, I go through the door you go through, yes? ...Yes... Where am I? The den... Then, I go up the stairs, yes? Yes... Where am I? The Kitchen! NO! I'm in the HALLWAY! YOU DON'T HAVE ONE! YES I DO!After another halfhour of debating...
Wait, I was thinking of my grandmother's house. WTF?!
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- Friend
- Me
- Computer guyOkay so we went into this computer store.
- How do I download more RAM? - You cannot download RAM. *holds up RAM* This is RAM. It cannot just be downloaded. - But Vista told me to download more RAM! - *runs out of store and bursts out laughing*Gah. I can't really remember what happened.. It was absolutely hilarious, though XD
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On the topic of how Manfred can create an infinite amount of votes(to lynch someone in the Mafia)...
Boss Velotix wrote:
Wrestle: Manfred's so perfect, his ass can create extra votes. That's where he gets them from. :D
Oh, and my friend and I have a "Grand List of Inside Jokes" (currently there are about 50 or so). Don't ask what they are, because you won't get them.....they're inside jokes.
...Well, I guess I could say one...You say "wawh wawh wawh" and point to people with each "wawh", but you can't point to yourself and you usually point to the person right across from you. And you can point to the same person two(or more)times in a row.
................Yeah.
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Are you sugessting coconuts migrate?!
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Are you sugessting coconuts migrate?!
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Tooth_Paste_Kisses wrote:
:ema: = me
my friend
Continuing the last post.
It's our mortal enemy, rain!
AHH! Get the umbrella!
Danananananananana UMBRELLAS!
later
So what do we call ourselves?
How about... the Umbrellians?
Yeah!
...What if it isn't raining?
... We'll be the Parasollians!
Woo!
Danananananananana Parasollians!
Later still
It's not rain this time, it's acid rain!
The umbrella can't stand it!
We need the SUPERUMBRELLA!!
Danananananananananana.... UMBRELLAS!
my friendContinuing the last post.
It's our mortal enemy, rain! AHH! Get the umbrella! Danananananananana UMBRELLAS!later
So what do we call ourselves? How about... the Umbrellians? Yeah!...What if it isn't raining? ... We'll be the Parasollians! Woo! Danananananananana Parasollians!Later still
It's not rain this time, it's acid rain! The umbrella can't stand it! We need the SUPERUMBRELLA!! Danananananananananana.... UMBRELLAS!Bored much?
Avvy and sig by Topaz Fey. Franziska von Karma is sexiness on legs.
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:Ace Author has a nice ring to it...
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=Me =Ronnie So anyway, my art's been improving... (Ronnie is an art Prodigy, by the way) It couldn't have deproved. Neither could your English Grade----------------------------------
So I was talking to (Girl I like) A Ha HA. Did she mention me? Yes, actually... Ha ha ha. She said "Oh, him" when I reminded her who you were.
Ouch...----------------------------------
WHAT?! Your staffs suck (My homecrafter wood staffs) Think, first town in the game quality charm. *Laughs*---------------------------
So, Rock Lee's cool. Imagine, if you will, if he loved food more then anything... *together* IF I CANNOT EAT 1000 CARROTS, THEN IT WILL BE 2000 APPLES!
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sanareth wrote:
Tooth_Paste_Kisses wrote:
:ema: = me
my friend
Continuing the last post.
It's our mortal enemy, rain!
AHH! Get the umbrella!
Danananananananana UMBRELLAS!
later
So what do we call ourselves?
How about... the Umbrellians?
Yeah!
...What if it isn't raining?
... We'll be the Parasollians!
Woo!
Danananananananana Parasollians!
Later still
It's not rain this time, it's acid rain!
The umbrella can't stand it!
We need the SUPERUMBRELLA!!
Danananananananananana.... UMBRELLAS!
my friendContinuing the last post.
It's our mortal enemy, rain! AHH! Get the umbrella! Danananananananana UMBRELLAS!later
So what do we call ourselves? How about... the Umbrellians? Yeah!...What if it isn't raining? ... We'll be the Parasollians! Woo! Danananananananana Parasollians!Later still
It's not rain this time, it's acid rain! The umbrella can't stand it! We need the SUPERUMBRELLA!! Danananananananananana.... UMBRELLAS!Bored much?
No, we just felt stupid :P
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- a guy from my class; 
- his friend
- me--
*talking to his friend* And then, I told him "KAMIKAZE"! *laughing* Um, it means 'divine wind' in Japanese, as far I know.
Err, I meant 'Hiroshima'. It's a city which was bombed during World War II. ...ummmm, I meant......uhh..--
The class had a good laugh; I think he shouldn't use words he doesn't understand.
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Wow, guess what... I have quotes from the musical last night...
me, 
others in pit, 
the percussionist Emily's a butch lesbian. Huh...? Yeah. I told her that back when we first met, 'cause she plays bass. ><;; Yeah, and it made me die a bit on the inside. Well it's okay, Emily. You're an awesome butch lesbian. ...Okay! <3 Oh, hey! When Lt. Brannigan does the "Holy rollers" joke, you should be all like, "Dun dun dun" on the drumset! ...Hey, that's a good idea.::later, after act 2::
YES! Shaggy did my idea! Why is Bobby Shaggy now? I dunno. 'Cause he is. I think I accidentally called him that once, but he was ignoring me anyway, so it was okay. ...My mom got funyuns for the cast party. YAY~ You should get some peanut butter for them. Yes, I should <3::This one's really funny if you get it. See, we practically lived on funyuns during rehearsals since we always got out too late for dinner, and once Emily ate a funyun while eating a Reese's or something. Hence, Peanut Butter Funyuns.::
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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= Me
= Friend 1
= Friend 2____________________________
:Hey What did we do in class today? :Hmmm, Ummm, All the girls took there tops of :D :Lucky I wasn't there, cause I've seen some of the girls in are class and *shivers* *Holds hand out to for Highfive*
CAUSE WE ALL KNOW JAMES ONLY CARES ABOUT MEN TAKING THERE TOPS OFF *Takes HighFive from * ><" " " : *Books it*
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
Completely Win conversations
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(50) PanBean > <random> we need a win conversations thread on the forum
(50) PanBean > The really funny conversations we've had over the years, reprinted for all! -pose-
(50) PanBean > FOR GREAT JUSTICE -shineeeeee-
(Court-records Pchat)
That is the preferred format.
Ready? Set! GOOOOOOOOO!!
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What if the person said HARAKIRI?
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
People should live freely without constraints.
That's how life should be! - Richard Wellington
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Addikt wrote:
Wow. Even I knew that XD;;;
This guy's an airhead, really. I remember that when we were about.. 8 years old, he tried to make me believe that in Pokemon Ruby his Wailord evolved.
Ryu wrote:
Luckily that person said KAMIKAZE.....
What if the person said HARAKIRI?
What if the person said HARAKIRI?
.......I think we'd die laughing.. XD
Re: Completely Win conversations
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The Doctor: Of course, this whole thing is completely pointless because Wolfwood fathered everyone.
The Doctor: Hey, remember that time where Odeko-kun went to that Gavinners concert and spilled his drink all over the Hardy Bros.?
Gloves: Yeah, and they were like IT'S OK, FOREHEAD KID!
The Doctor: http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6402/hardywh2.png
Gloves: Remember the infamous DDR meeting? Where Odeko-kun fell down and everyone tried to hug him?
Gloves: Fear my MAGICAL HARMONICA!
The Doctor: Fear my MAGICAL KEYTAR!
Gloves: Of course, Green will be the singer.
The Doctor: Who knew he had such a lovely and melodius voice.
After a few weeks, Ben Credable joined in our epic.
The Doctor: To join the Neo GHGs, you must survive a pint of my special homemade liquor!
Ben: *Drinks*
Ben: ...
Ben: *Runs off to the bathroom*
Gloves: XD
JoeP tried to interfere with our fun by calling us our Neo GHG names, even though he wasn't part of it.
Gloves: "Coffee Guzzler" will never become a member of the Neo GHGs, as he keeps failing the fifty-fourth test.
We traveled to many locations...
Gloves: *At the "Mine Cart" meeting* COME BACK EDGY!!
((You see, we tried to get Edgeworth to join as Edgy the Cravat, but he didn't like his name))
We used the Vending Machine innumerable times...
The Doctor: *Recieves a book of the AA characters doing completely normal things, like eating Hot Pockets*
Glves: HOT POCKETS!
Klavier: Warm up, damn you!
There's so much more. But I can't remember it.
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WhyWaitForGodot? wrote:
So, Rock Lee's cool. Imagine, if you will, if he loved food more then anything... *together* IF I CANNOT EAT 1000 CARROTS, THEN IT WILL BE 2000 APPLES!ROCK LEE WINS EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.
His awesome cannot be measured my normal human increments, he's just that awesome. :O
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You all know who I am = Me.
Hello = Someone else.
You all know who I am. says: (8:30:07 PM)
Y HALLO THAR
Hello says: (8:30:18 PM)
:-O HALO
Hello says: (8:30:20 PM)
THAR
You all know who I am. says: (8:30:28 PM)
HOW ARE YOU TODAY, GOOD SIR?
Hello says: (8:31:15 PM)
I AM DOING WELL ON THIS LOVELY EVENING, DO YOU FEEL LIKEWISE AND SIMILAR DEAR MADAM?
You all know who I am. says: (8:31:45 PM)
OH YES I DO, GOOD SIR
You all know who I am. says: (8:31:50 PM)
DO YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE USING CAPS?
Hello says: (8:32:14 PM)
I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT IS A ROUSING ACTIVITY WHICH RIVALS MY DAILY GOLF GAME ON THE MEADOWS!
You all know who I am. says: (8:32:35 PM)
OH
You all know who I am. says: (8:32:37 PM)
THAT MUST BE FUN
You all know who I am. says: (8:32:40 PM)
I SUCK AT GOLD
You all know who I am. says: (8:32:43 PM)
*GOLF
You all know who I am. says: (8:32:54 PM)
AND WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION, GOOD SIR?
You all know who I am. says: (8:33:08 PM)
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO START LAUGHING MOMENTARIALLY
You all know who I am. says: (8:33:24 PM)
LOL
Hello says: (8:33:49 PM)
I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR LAUGHING AS SUCH BEHAVIOUR IS UNBECOMING OF A YOUNG WOMAN FROM THE PLAINS
Hello says: (8:34:42 PM)
HEARSAY, THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION IS THAT THE CROPS I AM CULTIVATING NEED REPLANTING BECAUSE MY HORSE HAS TRAMPLED ON THEM!
You all know who I am. says: (8:37:10 PM)
:O
You all know who I am. says: (8:37:18 PM)
SHOULD WE STOP?
You all know who I am. says: (8:37:23 PM)
OR SHALL WE CONTINUE THIS RANT?
Hello says: (8:38:06 PM)
WE SHALL CONTINUE THIS RANT UNTIL ALL ISSUES ARE RESOLVED, GOOD MADAM!
You all know who I am. says: (8:38:17 PM)
NOW WHAT ARE THOSE ISSUES?
Hello says: (8:38:32 PM)
...
Hello says: (8:38:32 PM)
UM
Hello says: (8:38:37 PM)
LACTOSE INTOLERANCE
Hello says: (8:39:16 PM)
YEAH. THAT.
You all know who I am. says: (8:39:41 PM)
YOU MEAN YOU SUFFER FROM IT?
Hello says: (8:39:48 PM)
NEEDLESS TO SAY IT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PROBLEM FOR ENJOYERS OF MILK WHO CANNOT ENJOY THEIR MILK!
You all know who I am. says: (8:39:57 PM)
THAT IS WHAT MEDICINE IS FOR
You all know who I am. says: (8:40:45 PM)
UNLESS YOU LACK EVEN THAT
Hello says: (8:40:47 PM)
OH NO NO, WELL MAYBE A LITTLE. BUT THE POINT IS, THERE IS SO MUCH SUFFERING IN THE WORLD, THAT WE SHOULD FORM AN ALLIANCE TO ASSIST BRINGING ABOUT WORLD PEACE. QUITE LOGICAL, REALLY
Hello says: (8:41:24 PM)
WE CAN CALL IT, THE PEACE-ZARIA
You all know who I am. says: (8:42:20 PM)
WHERE WE USE PHOENIX WRIGHT TO BRING PEACE TO EVERYONE
Hello says: (8:42:42 PM)
AND THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS WRIGHT
You all know who I am. says: (8:42:48 PM)
OR WRONG
You all know who I am. says: (8:42:51 PM)
DEPENDS ON THE CONTEXT
Hello says: (8:43:07 PM)
WELL, TRUE
Hello says: (8:43:11 PM)
I THINK THIS ISSUE IS TRITE, MYSELF
You all know who I am. says: (8:43:24 PM)
VERY TRITE
You all know who I am. says: (8:43:37 PM)
THE TRIGHT WRIGHT PHOENIX'D THE WRONG
You all know who I am. says: (8:43:45 PM)
IS THE BEST SENTANCE KNOWN TO MANKIND
Hello says: (8:43:50 PM)
O RLY?
Hello says: (8:44:18 PM)
I think I'm gonna destroy my caps lock key at this rate
You all know who I am. says: (8:44:25 PM)
XD
You all know who I am. says: (8:44:27 PM)
Ok.
You all know who I am. says: (8:44:28 PM)
Fine
You all know who I am. says: (8:44:31 PM)
We'll be normal
Hello says: (8:44:45 PM)
BUT! We shall resume this nonsense at a later date!
Hello says: (8:44:56 PM)
Because normality is highly overrated!
You all know who I am. says: (8:46:55 PM)
OH IT IS
Hello says: (8:47:19 PM)
I AGREE
Hello says: (8:47:43 PM)
AND FURTHERMORE, WHEN HELIUM IS INHALED, IT PRODUCES A FUNNY VOICE
Hello says: (8:47:50 PM)
AND I FIND THIS HIGHLY RELEVANT TO THE TOPIC AT HAND
You all know who I am. says: (8:48:18 PM)
BUT WHAT IS THE TOPIC AT HAND?
You all know who I am. says: (8:48:24 PM)
TRITNESS, OR BEING HIGH ON HELIUM?
Hello says: (8:49:10 PM)
I THINK THAT IT IS IN FACT, SMORES
Hello says: (8:49:14 PM)
EXCEPT WE DON'T REALIZE THAT YET
You all know who I am. says: (8:49:22 PM)
WHICH IS A COMBONATION OF TRITE AND HELIUM, CORRECT?
Hello says: (8:49:43 PM)
BY GEORGE, YOU HAVE IT! EXACTLY!
Hello says: (8:50:14 PM)
AND FOR THIS YOU SHALL BE REWARDED WITH INVISIBLE CASH MONEYS, AVAILABLE AT YOUR NEAREST WOODEN BOOK-SUPPORTING STRUCTURE!
You all know who I am. says: (8:50:33 PM)
AND WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
Hello says: (8:51:09 PM)
TRY THREE FEET AWAY FROM YOUR DESK
Hello says: (8:51:40 PM)
I DON'T KNOW, I AM NOT COGNIZANT OF THE SPATIAL ORIENTATION OF SAID FURNITURE IN YOUR LIVING ESTABLISHMENT
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I seized fate by the neck alright...
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Ah yes, the description of the 54th test to become a Neo-GHG. We went crazy.
Doc Holiday: ...Didn't it involve liquor?
Gloves: ...Your strongest. Mixed in coffee.
Doc Holiday: That's all?
Gloves: No. There is also...a hair from Godot's head! ...And the heating via Godot's laser.
Doc Holiday: I thought it as a toaster...
Gloves: It's a laser and a toaster.
And then there was that time that we discussed...Aborting Godot's toast. Which hearkens back to the time I had the Godot: Abort the Toast sig.
Gloves: Godot's gone critical. SOMEONE QUICK! ABORT THE TOAST!
Doc Holiday: ...How?
Gloves: There's an abort button on the side of his visor. HIT IT! HIT IT!
Doc Holiday: It's the big red button, right?
Gloves: YES. THAT BUTTON. ABORT THE TOAST OR GODOT'S HEAD'S GOING TO BLOW OFF!
Doc Holiday: -Hits the button.- Toast aborted. Crisis averted. Let's have tea.
Gloves: ...Tea for all. Except Godot. NO TEA FOR GODOT!
Doc Holiday: Tea Nazi.
There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.
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= Me = Friend
= His friend and : *Laughing about something* : What is it? : *Shows book with with list of tips* I didn't realize these bullet points were a continuation of the nature reserve thing, and so I looked at the second point for good formal latter writing, here. *Looks, and sees that the book says 'sincere interest in gorillas'* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A SINCERE INTEREST IN GORILLAS!?It was hilarious at the time, trust me.
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- Me (as always) - Matt Gumshoe (Obvious) I need this stuff like yesterday. Also, I think I might have to try and pull off Gant...that would be Epic... There can only be ONE Gant in these parts, good sir. You know what we must do now, don't you? RAEP FIGHT!! 
Let this be our final battle. I suggest a raep-off by the swimming pool at raep o' clock on the morrow good sir...! 
Very good. I will raep there at raep O'clock and not a single raep more! Very well, I shall take my raep now and prepare for tomorrow's raeping vigorously and thoroughly. As shall I. Good raep to you!
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((Yes, that gets its own title. :P))
: Me : Friend : So, Cat, you WANT NHC, right? : Of course! : Run totally by the government, right? : Absolutely! : Why? : *Blah, blah, blah**TEN MINUTES LATER*
: Hey, Cat? : Yeah? : What do you think is the most important thing in your life? : My health, of course! : Right. And how do you feel about the current American Congress and President? : *Surprised* Well, they're evil, of course! Taking money from the people and spending it on their campagins, they're never ON CAPITOL HILL to get their jobs done, they spend too much time running for their next office... : So...They suck, right, Cat? : Exactly. : So...Why would you put the MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR LIFE-your health-in charge of people who "suck"? : ... : Exactly.
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-kid (from my previous lunch time story) - "one time i tried to snort a candy cane up my nose. Let me tell you, it DOES NOT GIVE YOU HOLIDAY CHEER!"
Klavier Gavin: "Why not wait for him to knock-knock-knock on heaven's door?..."
Klavier+ Guns 'N Roses quote=WIN!
Patrick Jane (from The Mentalist): "The truth. Darth Vader, Luke's father."
Klavier+ Guns 'N Roses quote=WIN!
Patrick Jane (from The Mentalist): "The truth. Darth Vader, Luke's father."
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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= Me = My friend________________________________________________
So really all there is, is Pimps and Hoes. *Not listening* YOUR A PIMP! And your my hoe. Wheres my money? Up your ass. Well then, you can go get it! .... .... XDDDD JAMES LIKES IT IN THE BACK DOOR!!!!
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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= Me = Friend = His friend
= Other guy(
, and reminiscing about their primary school days together) : Jake, I remember how whenever your class used to come into the class Sahwit and I were in, the teacher used to always make us sit on the floor so your class could have the chairs. Honestly! Your class should have gone back to your own room if you wanted seats!(He went on about this intermittently for a lot of lunchtime, as we continued to talk about our memories of primary school. Then...)
: Do remember 'The Video'? and : Oh yeah! : What video? : This Sex Education video we had to watch. Would you believe, our parents had to come in and watch it first? : Did they? : Yeah! (To ) And I bet our class' parents had to sit on the floor to make room for your class' parents! : HAHAHA!And a good moment from today:
= Me
= Friend, , , = Girls on the same table , , and : (Talking about something or other) and (Discussing Ace Attorney in great detail (he's on 3-5)) : This thing you two are talking about, is it real or is it a computer game? : It's a game. : What, you think we'd be talking about it in tones like this if it were real people getting stabbed and pushed into electrical cables!?
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= Me = My friendLol... I can't remember how we got to this point but we made up this song:
Spider-Midget, Spider-Midget, does whatever a Spider-Midget does. Can he swing, from a tree? No, he can't, it's too high. Watch out for SpiderMidget!
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- Random kids on my bus So, I heard you didn't get accepted by Penn? That's right, but my SAT score was 2250. Is that an Ethiopian thing? Dude, he's not Ethiopian. Wha? He lied to us. (some other guy) told me. No, I really am Ethiopian! I take (other guy)'s word over yours. WTF why? He's more trustworthy. He got arrested! So did you! He got more arrested than I did!
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yeah so I left.
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= Me = My friend Hey, I have a theory. About? Why there are no more Jesuses So what is it? After Jesus was born, God learned how to use a condom.
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Are you sugessting coconuts migrate?!
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Salutation Here wrote:
And a good moment from today:
= Me
= Friend
, , , = Girls on the same table
, , and : (Talking about something or other)
and (Discussing Ace Attorney in great detail (he's on 3-5))
: This thing you two are talking about, is it real or is it a computer game?
: It's a game.
: What, you think we'd be talking about it in tones like this if it were real people getting stabbed and pushed into electrical cables!?
= Me = Friend, , , = Girls on the same table , , and : (Talking about something or other) and (Discussing Ace Attorney in great detail (he's on 3-5)) : This thing you two are talking about, is it real or is it a computer game? : It's a game. : What, you think we'd be talking about it in tones like this if it were real people getting stabbed and pushed into electrical cables!?Heh heh. That's hillarious.
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Me
My butz, works as a stuntman for the silver screen Another butz, a vet I had a bad fall in the last stunt, I fell on my back and now my chest hurts! You know you should've expected that because of your job, don't you?
I wouldn't wanna be ya just for the dosh....
I am still alive, and nothing's broken yet. Just that my chest hurts. Y'know, probably it's just your gall bladder that aches.
Ye crazy? Am human, not a bull! You said chest pain, isn't it? If it's my gall bladder *points at UPPER PART OF OWN CHEST*, then youse say'n that my stomach's at my thoat *points at OWN ADAM'S APPLE* & my lungs *points at OWN FACE* are in my cheeks! Well.... am not a doc, y'see. I see yer point there.*bursts of laughter*
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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That's how life should be! - Richard Wellington
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yeah so I left.
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= Teacher = Me.___
*puts hand up* I AM FED UP WITH NO ONE BRINGING IN THEIR HOMEWORK! This is supposed to be a top class! No more excuses, if anyone else says they've forgotten their sheets I'll - Ruthie, what do you want? Oh, I was just going to say I'd forgotten my sheets.*whole class bursts into laughter*
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= Me = Friend*on msn*
Howz you? I'll have to think about that. Although I appear to be perfectly okay, that may change in the near future. I know this because it has done in the past. Things that happen in the past tend to repeat themselves in the future. However, this would create a time paradox, because this could mean that Time doesn't exist, and if Time does not exist, do we? You have asked me a complex question, my friend, and one which I have answered to the best of my abilities. WTF? I'm sorry, I have MSN Tourettes.
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me, my sister, two friends, friend 2's dad I don't want this cupcake, you eat it, Katie. No, that's gross! You already bit off it! Germaphobe? Yeah. Me too, I always carry Germ X with me. ::pulls Germ X out of purse:: Yeah, I always have hand sanitizer in my purse, too. ::also takes out hand sanitizer:: That's nothing... You should see my dad. He even uses Germ X after he washes his hands, in our own house. ::is sitting right next to us:: Ha! ::pulls hand sanitizer out of pocket:: ...lol.Yeah. It was one of those "You had to be there" moments... XD
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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: Me
: My mother (who usually acts five years old when she's in the mood, putting me in the position of parent sometimes).------------------------------------------------------------------
The Jingle Contest
(to myself): I love Bumble Bee-Bumble Bee Tuna. I love Bumble Bee-Bumble Bee Tuna. Yum-Yum Bumble Bee-Bumble Bee Tuna- : What's the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea! : I love Bumble Bee-Bumble Bee Tuna. I love Bumble Bee-Bumble Bee Tuna. Yum-Yum Bumble Bee-Bumble Bee Tuna... I forget the rest of the words so ha! : I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is what I'd truly like to Be-e-e! And if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me! : That's cheating! That's not tuna! : What else could I do? "Sorry, Charlie!"? : I guess you've a point there...<A few seconds of silence later>
: The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup! : Chock full o'Nuts is that heavenly coffee, heavenly coffee, heavenly coffee Chock full o'Nuts is that heavenly coffee, Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy. Beat that! : <thinks for a minute> : Red Robin, Yumm!!<we both start cracking up>
: Is that even coffee!? :No, it's a resturant! : I give up! You win!
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Are you sugessting coconuts migrate?!
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= me= freind *is being annoying* Stop it! Or I'll bet Spark Brushel on you! What's he gonna do? BRUSH HIS TEETH AT YOU!!! NOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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= Pre-calc Teacher = Kid That never does homework (Friend) = another Friend = Me ...And tomarrow we will be working on soving systems of equations with Algerbra Yay! ... You guys don't like trig, but you like algerbra? Yeah, and Geometry, I love Geometry! Yeah what she said. NOOOOOOOO I Hate Algerbra! I love Trig, can we do more trig? See, I like Trig too... Woah. No trig. Algerbra + Geometry = Big Nono. Yeah, That's like Gummy worms and Mayo on a Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich.I Love My Pre calc Class.
Married to Phoenix_Apollo. Mother of fatalfeline, Game Over and JadeRoach!
Sister to Ben Credable (Thanks for the sprite that I'm now using for an Avy)!
If it makes sense, then EAT IT!!
Indie Wright RP: CLICK!
Sister to Ben Credable (Thanks for the sprite that I'm now using for an Avy)!
If it makes sense, then EAT IT!!
Indie Wright RP: CLICK!
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= Me, as before = Friend, as always, though he sort of turned into Spark Brushel partway through = His friend = 's girlfriend =Ace Attorney playing friend of mineBackground information:
and have been going out for about a year and a half. There is a sort of running joke about and I having our own legal agency. is pretty strange. But you should possibly have guessed that last one from my previous posts here anyway.(Today)
: I'm going out to meet up with a girl on Saturday. And then I'm going to sleep over at her (indicating ) place. : (Makes the noise he does to indicate that he thinks something of a sexual nature is going on) : I'm not going to cheat on Franziska, don't worry. Well, I might go for a kiss with the other girl, but that's it. : You know what a wise man once said? You can look at the menu as much as you like, as long as you don't order anything. : Well, what I'm going to do is look at the menu, order from the menu, have a little taste, then send it back to the kitchen.(Later, on MSN)
: I was a bit surprised to hear about Hotti's plans with the other girl. : Yes I shall be following this up with much interest. : He always seemed really loyal. : We'll just wait and see. : Will you be conducting your own investigations? : I shall. : It just seems really out of character for him. : Even the more reason to investigate. Something for you to get a legal case going on. : Representing whom, exactly? : An independent third party. : Who's that? : Us. : Who are we taking legal action against? : You can decide that at a later stage. : What are my options? : A discussion with my colleague about. : Sorry? About what? : Do the snooping now, file the legal action later. : Hang on, are we suing someone or defending someone? : Defending. : Against what charges? : Damaging his own relationship by defending him from temptation. : Oh. We don't need court to do that 
: A case is a case. : No it's not. This is something for a relationship counsellor. : Which could be illegal so it's a case : What could possibly be illegal? : Sex. Drug taking. It would be adultery. Nudity. : Not legally, it wouldn't be adultery. : But if you look at what's going to happen when he gets found out it will be a murder case. : Very true. Would we be defending Franziska then? : No. : Is this remotely a court case at all? : That's for you to discuss with your colleague. : Then get him in here.(
is added to the conversation) : Godot, we may have a case. Read the rest of this conversation from the beginning. : He can't. : Oh. : Yeah, I've just been invited. : Damnit. Okay, I'll repeat it. And screw up all of your computers, probably. ....
Or not. Erk! Klavier, is there any way we can send the rest of the conversation to Godot?
and : Copy and paste : (Does so) : He's probably just meeting this other girl as a friend. : Klavier, you need to properly brief Godot on the case. I've done my bit. : I'm not a lawyer though. : Lol I'm a relationship expert (not really but still) : (To ) You were the one who told me this is a case! : I need a full briefing before I can work my magic. : Take it away Klavier. : Basically Hotti's going to meet a lady tommorow or whenever for a drink and he's going to look at the menu, order from the menu and hav a little taste and then send it back to the kitchen. : Klavier's reached Mia-level crypticness here. : He's what? : Godot knows. : Sure do.And no, I don't know what happened between
and .
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Spriting phailure
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A guy who ran for representative, friend, 
everyone else Uh, yeah, I'm David and I like DONUTS!::later::
Vote for me, and vote for others you think are dedicated! Don't pick people who only come to meetings on donut days! Ooooh, burn!
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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Me Friend 1 Friend 2*:phoenix: and
are playing cards in one of my classes**:eh?: is shuffling*
Hey, we're short a few cards... Really? I'll go find some. (Note, the cards have red backs)
*:matt: runs off to find some cards*
Found some, oh wait, they all have blue backs. (Sound familiar?)*:matt: picks up the cards and takes them back to the table*
HEY! I found a paper airplane. Yippie.... ...*:matt: throws airplane at
* *Airplane flies perfectly but misses
* I narrowly escaped that with my life...Eh... kinda a "Yew hadda be dere".
Gunpower, gellatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind. Anytime.
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