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Balrog wrote:
Allan's Aokage wrote:
Balrog wrote:
1) Kick the guy in the balls *SUITABLE ONLY FOR PERVS* (You girls REEEEALLY dont know how much that hurts T.T)
...So why doesn't it hurt me?
Dont make me go there.
OH NO IM GOING THERE!
...
Because you need balls to get them kicked.
OH SNAP!
Ayasato-chan wrote:
Ah, I love improvising. Thanks for the advice DaemonForce.
Hmmmm, Weird. I've never seen "Balrog" spelt that way before....
loooooooooooooooool
I love you Balrog!!!!
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Balrog wrote:
Allan's Aokage wrote:
Balrog wrote:
1) Kick the guy in the balls *SUITABLE ONLY FOR PERVS* (You girls REEEEALLY dont know how much that hurts T.T)
...So why doesn't it hurt me?
Dont make me go there.
OH NO IM GOING THERE!
...
Because you need balls to get them kicked.
OH SNAP!
Or he could have testicles of titianium
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Rebel Vanguard wrote:
Or he could have testicles of titianium
Or they could've been on his chin, like in M.I.B. 2!
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Balrog wrote:
Hmmmm, Weird. I've never seen "Balrog" spelt that way before....
lol Daemons eat Balrogs....*NOM NOM NOM!*
I was surprised about the comment to the teacher.
Yay....Another
becomes a 
overnight.Squeee!
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Tinker wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Allan's Aokage wrote:
Single-sex schools discourage sex with the opposite sex.
Does that mean you should do it with the same sex?
The great advantage of English public school life lies of course in the quality of tutelage it provides. Adrian had recieved a decent and broad English education in the area of his loins. Not all the credit for this could go to his schoolmasters, although a few of them had not been afraid to give practical guidance and instruction of a kind which would gladden the heart of those who believe that the modern teacher is slipshod in his approach to the Whole Boy. Mostly he had been given space to make his own way and learn his own lessons of the flesh. He had quickly happened upon the truth which many lonely contemporaries would never discover, the truth that everybody, simple everybody, was panting for it and could, with patience, be shown that they were panting for it. So Adrian grabbed what was to hand and had the time of his life genitally - focusing exclusively on his own gender of course, for this was 1973 and girls had not yet been invented.
...and this is why not only proper literacy can get you mod, but because you can type dirty, nasty things without several people even really caring because they're too lazy to read the whole thing before their eyes become fixed on the last sentence and they laugh and move on.
Very genius, Mr. Tinker, but your anonymous Yaoi Teacher/Schoolboy Fanfiction will not go unnoticed by the ALA, good sir. Not you, not me, but someone somewhere will see this and bring it to the attention of the organization and for that, I salute you.
As for the some of you, I muse at the fact that you didn't realize that Tinker just pwned the entire "School for Boys" style curriculum with one fell swoop, which proves that advanced grammar and a very high level of vocab can confuse more people than 1337-speak.
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Hakuro de Killer wrote:
Tinker wrote:
The great advantage of English public school life lies of course in the quality of tutelage it provides. Adrian had recieved a decent and broad English education in the area of his loins. Not all the credit for this could go to his schoolmasters, although a few of them had not been afraid to give practical guidance and instruction of a kind which would gladden the heart of those who believe that the modern teacher is slipshod in his approach to the Whole Boy. Mostly he had been given space to make his own way and learn his own lessons of the flesh. He had quickly happened upon the truth which many lonely contemporaries would never discover, the truth that everybody, simple everybody, was panting for it and could, with patience, be shown that they were panting for it. So Adrian grabbed what was to hand and had the time of his life genitally - focusing exclusively on his own gender of course, for this was 1973 and girls had not yet been invented.
...and this is why not only proper literacy can get you mod, but because you can type dirty, nasty things without several people even really caring because they're too lazy to read the whole thing before their eyes become fixed on the last sentence and they laugh and move on.
Very genius, Mr. Tinker, but your anonymous Yaoi Teacher/Schoolboy Fanfiction will not go unnoticed by the ALA, good sir. Not you, not me, but someone somewhere will see this and bring it to the attention of the organization and for that, I salute you.
As for the some of you, I muse at the fact that you didn't realize that Tinker just pwned the entire "School for Boys" style curriculum with one fell swoop, which proves that advanced grammar and a very high level of vocab can confuse more people than 1337-speak.
... Hey Tink, I think you have a boyfriend.
If you come across an older post of mine, sowwy
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Holy Hell wrote:
Hakuro de Killer wrote:
Tinker wrote:
The great advantage of English public school life lies of course in the quality of tutelage it provides. Adrian had recieved a decent and broad English education in the area of his loins. Not all the credit for this could go to his schoolmasters, although a few of them had not been afraid to give practical guidance and instruction of a kind which would gladden the heart of those who believe that the modern teacher is slipshod in his approach to the Whole Boy. Mostly he had been given space to make his own way and learn his own lessons of the flesh. He had quickly happened upon the truth which many lonely contemporaries would never discover, the truth that everybody, simple everybody, was panting for it and could, with patience, be shown that they were panting for it. So Adrian grabbed what was to hand and had the time of his life genitally - focusing exclusively on his own gender of course, for this was 1973 and girls had not yet been invented.
...and this is why not only proper literacy can get you mod, but because you can type dirty, nasty things without several people even really caring because they're too lazy to read the whole thing before their eyes become fixed on the last sentence and they laugh and move on.
Very genius, Mr. Tinker, but your anonymous Yaoi Teacher/Schoolboy Fanfiction will not go unnoticed by the ALA, good sir. Not you, not me, but someone somewhere will see this and bring it to the attention of the organization and for that, I salute you.
As for the some of you, I muse at the fact that you didn't realize that Tinker just pwned the entire "School for Boys" style curriculum with one fell swoop, which proves that advanced grammar and a very high level of vocab can confuse more people than 1337-speak.
... Hey Tink, I think you have a boyfriend.
What's that supposed to mean? I just happen to appreciate the fact that other people write forum posts in threads like this that aren't just "LOL HE SAID BOOBS!!" or the ever popular with the adolescents: "Surprise Buttsecks!"
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Holy Hell wrote:
... Hey Tink, I think you have a boyfriend.
AHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH!
I love this thread so much.
Subscribed.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Hakuro de Killer wrote:
Holy Hell wrote:
... Hey Tink, I think you have a boyfriend.
What's that supposed to mean? I just happen to appreciate the fact that other people write forum posts in threads like this that aren't just "LOL HE SAID BOOBS!!" or the ever popular with the adolescents: "Surprise Buttsecks!"
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winged cloud wrote:
Well there was this one time I was in Poland (exchange student thing) and I was going to the bathroom at the familys house I was staying at. Little did I know there 18 yr old daughter was taking a bath. I walked singing a Chopin song (Ironic huh?) and see her topless in there, my exact response "Oh......shit....." And I backed out. Although I heard her say come back in, I didnt want to risk anything. In the end she liked me a lot but oh well.
Quite an interesting predicament there, Mr. Cloud. It turned out sucky and ended up just plain awkward.
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I'm just not ready.
I've had this problem before since many of my friends are guys, and a couple of them have liked me, more than I want them to.
Anyway... My feelings are kinda scattered all over the world and I just can't force myself to love someone.
It's hard for everyone and it's hard for me. I want to love someone, some day, but not right now, and I really don't know what to do.
I'm not ready yet, that's all.
*sigh* Love is a complicated thing...
Why can't people leave me alone? I need time. They can't just seduce me over the night.
Heh... I'm not good with "love-encounters with the opposite sex", well I don't really care, but they definitely do.
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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One time I was just hopping up some steps with my giant bag of MA equipment, I was running a bit late, so I was in a hurry. Anyway, this guy randomly says hi to me, which is fine, so I say hi back. He asks me what my name is, I blabber it out as I'm still walking, he follows me for a bit, then a few seconds later, it was this sentence that had me do a double take.
"Would you like to be my girlfriend?"
Now, I have never met this man before, and I really did not look like I was wanting someone to hit on me (I had a big parka on, my hair was sorta messy, I was half asleep and I had a large bag on my back). Very unexpected, but I guess if anything, it was straight to the point.
Another time, I was just waiting for the subway to pass by, and this other guy approached me. He was pretty arrogant, but meh, again, I figured I be polite and just talk to him since I wasn't really doing anything else. Anyway, out of the blue, he asks me for my number.
"Umm... no."
"What? Why?"
"Because, I don't really know you,"
"So? Just give me your number. We can get to know each other!"
"Uh... no. Sorry, I'm really not comfortable with it,"
"Bah! How dare you!" Then he kind of walked away pissed off. This is about how the conversation went, except for in French (well, him in French, me in broken French. x.x; )
Again, I don't know why these guys approach me, because I honestly do not look like I'm in the mood to flirt it up. And they're all pretty old and creepy. Except this one guy. Apparently, this guy doesn't get rejected often.
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Guy: Hey, you're cute......
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Are you a virgin?
Me: Duh.
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
Me: Keep your pants on moron. Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm unavailable to horny jerks.
(Note: this isn't the first time he's asked)
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MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
This guy in class today tried to pick me up.
Guy: Hey, you're cute......
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Are you a virgin?
Me: Duh.
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
Me: Keep your pants on moron. Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm unavailable to horny jerks.
(Note: this isn't the first time he's asked)
Guy: Hey, you're cute......
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Are you a virgin?
Me: Duh.
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
Me: Keep your pants on moron. Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm unavailable to horny jerks.
(Note: this isn't the first time he's asked)
Gotta treasure those moments. XD Next time you should just say something silly like "How's that Herpes rash treating you by the way?"
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
=_______=
Wow, what a nice example of grammar
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Friend:
Class Mate:
~~~~~~~~
: Steph why do you where a bra? Not like theres anything under : You where pants dont you?~~~~~~~
I loled so hard i was right next to them :D
HAAAAHAAHAAAH
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Balrog wrote:
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
=_______=
Wow, what a nice example of grammar
It was exactly how he said it.
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IrisWright wrote:
Awesomeness between my friend and a class mate
Friend:
Class Mate:
~~~~~~~~
: Steph why do you where a bra? Not like theres anything under
: You where pants dont you?
~~~~~~~
I loled so hard i was right next to them :D
HAAAAHAAHAAAH
Friend:
Class Mate:
~~~~~~~~
: Steph why do you where a bra? Not like theres anything under : You where pants dont you?~~~~~~~
I loled so hard i was right next to them :D
HAAAAHAAHAAAH
Thats a good one
I never really had a gf before. it dont bother me but still
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Are you sugessting coconuts migrate?!
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The Triumvirate wrote:
My weirdest experience isn't really known as that entirely because what happened, but the fact that it started a relationship. This was a couple years ago;
Me =
Old GF =
(I really liked this girl [she liked me as well at the time, not that I knew that], we've been talking a lot but she didn't know everything about me and barely hung out before this. We were at the mall and she decided to bring up a different subject)
: So, is there anyone you like?
: Umm, no actually.
: Wow, really? Nobody?
: Nope. See, the thing is . . .
: What is it? Come on, you know you can tell me.
: I know I can . . .
: . . . soooo? Tell me!
: Alright, alright. See, the thing is, I'm . . . asexual.
(She was kind of a naive girl and didn't know what asexual meant)
: What does that mean?
: Well, that means I'm not attracted to either genders.
: Woah, really?
: Yup. Yeah, I don't really tell a lot of people that . . .
: Huh. So you're saying if I kissed you right now, on the lips, you wouldn't feel anything?
: That's exactly what it means. Go ahead, try me.
(I was nervous as shit on the inside, but I was able to pull a nonchalant front)
Hmmmmmm, okay. *kisses*
: *pushes forward and kisses back*
(She went with it for a bit then repelled)
: Wait, but you just told me . . .
: Erm, yeah, that's not actually true.
(My face was so red, I swear I was at the sauna)
: *laughs* you asshole!
(I felt kind of bad tricking her into doing that but she was so happy, I didn't regret doing it. Later that day, we became a couple. So in the end, it was all good)
Me =
Old GF =
(I really liked this girl [she liked me as well at the time, not that I knew that], we've been talking a lot but she didn't know everything about me and barely hung out before this. We were at the mall and she decided to bring up a different subject)
: So, is there anyone you like? : Umm, no actually. : Wow, really? Nobody? : Nope. See, the thing is . . . : What is it? Come on, you know you can tell me. : I know I can . . . : . . . soooo? Tell me! : Alright, alright. See, the thing is, I'm . . . asexual.(She was kind of a naive girl and didn't know what asexual meant)
: What does that mean? : Well, that means I'm not attracted to either genders. : Woah, really? : Yup. Yeah, I don't really tell a lot of people that . . . : Huh. So you're saying if I kissed you right now, on the lips, you wouldn't feel anything? : That's exactly what it means. Go ahead, try me.(I was nervous as shit on the inside, but I was able to pull a nonchalant front)
Hmmmmmm, okay. *kisses* : *pushes forward and kisses back*(She went with it for a bit then repelled)
: Wait, but you just told me . . . : Erm, yeah, that's not actually true.(My face was so red, I swear I was at the sauna)
: *laughs* you asshole!(I felt kind of bad tricking her into doing that but she was so happy, I didn't regret doing it. Later that day, we became a couple. So in the end, it was all good)
Not your average way to start a relationship, I'll give you that.
Anywayz, I get stalked by three girls who don't even like me. They just think it's funny. I don't.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT GENDER?!?!?!?!
POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!! POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!
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Next time record his speech without him noticing it, present that as evidence of the harassment.
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
This guy in class today tried to pick me up.
Guy: Hey, you're cute......
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Are you a virgin?
Me: Duh.
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
Me: Keep your pants on moron. Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm unavailable to horny jerks.
(Note: this isn't the first time he's asked)
Guy: Hey, you're cute......
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Are you a virgin?
Me: Duh.
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
Me: Keep your pants on moron. Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm unavailable to horny jerks.
(Note: this isn't the first time he's asked)
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
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CarChaseCityMan wrote:
SEX?!?!?
WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT GENDER?!?!?!?!
POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!! POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!
WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT GENDER?!?!?!?!
POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!! POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!
Everyone knows that Political Correctness is a load of crap! I'm not gonna stop calling women 'love' and 'dear' just because some guy in a fancy suit (or anybody else!) tells me that it's not considered politically correct to do so!
Screw it!
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
This guy in class today tried to pick me up.
Guy: Hey, you're cute......
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Are you a virgin?
Me: Duh.
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
Me: Keep your pants on moron. Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm unavailable to horny jerks.
(Note: this isn't the first time he's asked)
Guy: Hey, you're cute......
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Are you a virgin?
Me: Duh.
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
Me: Keep your pants on moron. Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm unavailable to horny jerks.
(Note: this isn't the first time he's asked)
I secretly wish some girl would come up to me and have this kind of conversation with me, but it's not gonna happen.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Ryu wrote:
Report him for harassing you.
Next time record his speech without him noticing it, present that as evidence of the harassment.
Next time record his speech without him noticing it, present that as evidence of the harassment.
I dont think its harassment until he does something wrong, Believe it or not, Asking for sex isn't illegal, just stupid.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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It's a dangerous decision...
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Balrog wrote:
Ryu wrote:
Report him for harassing you.
Next time record his speech without him noticing it, present that as evidence of the harassment.
Next time record his speech without him noticing it, present that as evidence of the harassment.
I dont think its harassment until he does something wrong, Believe it or not, Asking for sex isn't illegal, just stupid.
If it really bothers her, she should just stay away.
I think presenting evidence causes more problems.
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Insanity at its classiest.
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Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
People should live freely without constraints.
That's how life should be! - Richard Wellington
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DO THE RIGHT HAND WIGGLE~
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The most recent time would be a month ago. There's this girl that I'm friends with, I guess. She and some other guy were following around. Things led to another and I ended up being caught up in the moment. SO, me being the idiot I am, I go up to her while they're chasing each other around. I "hold her back." You see, the reason why I said it like that is how I was holding her. It felt awkward, and after I did it, I backed off. She even said "Because that's totally how you hold someone back." I felt guilty about it about a half second after I did that action. I try to avoid her now. I also try to avoid talking to anyone, because I feel like I'll do something stupid again.
I'm not very social IRL, though.
That may be related to whatever communication disorder I have. :\
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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What were you doing, grabbing her ass???
O.o
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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I forgot how I held her, but it felt unnatural and embarassing.
Don't forget the feeling of guilt a half-second later. ^_^
I think there was a situation where I accidently touched a girl that way. I'm not so clear on all of the details, though.
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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Best one (IMO), this guy who's weird and I dont like give me the link to a naughty site. It was awkward because he was serious about giving it to me and it was in my art class. So glad only my sis saw! (I didnt visit the site, I threw the paper away as fast as I could without him seeing)
Another was a guy being really nice to me which I thought was cool (most guys dont seem to like me at school) then I found out he had a crush on me and we sit together in history class (seating plan so no escape). It was kinda awkward.
One with the same sex which was pretty funny and embarrassing was we were all crowded in a hallway and it was slippy cos of the rain and our shoes, then the guys start shoving eachother (noo!) and one shoves another into my friend who then falls into me and we both fall down with her laying across my lap ><;;;
One which was funny with both genders was these girls were trying to pick a fight with me and friends in the comp room. They called us all ugly and I retorted they were fugly then this guy with some friends said "The one with long hair is pretty fit" (me). Made the girl mad and made me feel very thrown off (I thougth he was on the girls side) but it was awesome cos I felt I won that one XD
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
Put fish in you mouth.
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MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
This guy in class today tried to pick me up.
Guy: Hey, you're cute......
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Are you a virgin?
Me: Duh.
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
Me: Keep your pants on moron. Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm unavailable to horny jerks.
(Note: this isn't the first time he's asked)
Guy: Hey, you're cute......
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Are you a virgin?
Me: Duh.
Guy: Do you wanna no longer be one??
Me: Keep your pants on moron. Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm unavailable to horny jerks.
(Note: this isn't the first time he's asked)
People who behave and speak like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce in any form. Sadly, that's how a lot of people are. If he ever tries anything, just make it known that you have feet and aren't afraid to use them to destroy genitalia.
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
It's stuck?
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Key wrote:
People who behave and speak like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce in any form. Sadly, that's how a lot of people are. If he ever tries anything, just make it known that you have feet and aren't afraid to use them to destroy genitalia.
It's unbelievable conversations like those where I can say the differences between men and women prove inequality. What's sad about it is the suggestion that it's expected. I personally believe people should be licensed before breeding for this reason.
If they were equal, we wouldn't have Women's Rights trying to beat down an intangible mass of super stupid every time some idiot makes a bad remark towards women. There's a mountain of this evidence.
Strange that Men's Rights doesn't step in since it doesn't seem to have anything to do with us.
I had a bizarre dream a few hours ago regarding these expectations. I'm not sure why but it's been on my mind since then. It started off like this:
Kids from a classroom required to give half-hour speeches before an audience(the school?) regarding gender inequality, sexual abuse and social health using scripted demos of dialog between two or more people.
We were all at the riser with an audience. Some girl was already giving an intelligent speech about sexual abuse. For some reason someone made the remark that no matter what seating arrangement we waited in, I'm still second. I guess that means that was the first speech being given. =/
As I sat through her arguement I was tearing it apart with politics, health and social rights. Strange since those are the three things I couldn't care less about in this world.
That's when it hit me that I had nothing to say because I couldn't think of a powerful dialog to contribute. It dawned on me later that there's a horrible social standard regarding all relationships between the two sexes. Why is it acceptable for a woman to do something clearly wrong in taste while a man's unproven thoughts are immediately reprimanded for anything remotely suspicious? Or do I just live in a section of the world where women are on some great pedestal?
The problem is, the arguement was a carefully elaborate lie. I had some experiences to discuss but would not state them because they would shred the half-hour dialog I had just sat through. o_O
I can't recall half the details but it summarized like this: The dialog of a man sexually harassing a woman is immediately frowned upon and yet it still happens. The effect is emotional scarring. While the reverse doesn't seem to have any effect at all, it's believed to be completely unrealistic and thus, does not happen.
This arguement is false or I'm a machine.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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That decision is inappropriate. It is unlawful (yeah, am tired of using the usual term for it).
He didn't rape Manda so why would she need to destroy his 'proof of manhood'?
Key wrote:
People who behave and speak like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce in any form. Sadly, that's how a lot of people are. If he ever tries anything, just make it known that you have feet and aren't afraid to use them to destroy genitalia.
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
Put fish in you mouth.
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
Are you sugessting coconuts migrate?!
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CarChaseCityMan wrote:
SEX?!?!?
WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT GENDER?!?!?!?!
POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!! POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!
WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT GENDER?!?!?!?!
POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!! POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!
But then "baa baa black sheep" is politically incorrect, so... yeah.
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
spr fckn srs peepz
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CarChaseCityMan wrote:
SEX?!?!?
WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT GENDER?!?!?!?!
POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!! POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!
WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT GENDER?!?!?!?!
POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!! POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!
Fail. I already denounced this in a more comical manner on the first page.
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