Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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The Triumvirate wrote:
My weirdest experience isn't really known as that entirely because what happened, but the fact that it started a relationship. This was a couple years ago;
Me =
Old GF =
(I really liked this girl [she liked me as well at the time, not that I knew that], we've been talking a lot but she didn't know everything about me and barely hung out before this. We were at the mall and she decided to bring up a different subject)
: So, is there anyone you like?
: Umm, no actually.
: Wow, really? Nobody?
: Nope. See, the thing is . . .
: What is it? Come on, you know you can tell me.
: I know I can . . .
: . . . soooo? Tell me!
: Alright, alright. See, the thing is, I'm . . . asexual.
(She was kind of a naive girl and didn't know what asexual meant)
: What does that mean?
: Well, that means I'm not attracted to either genders.
: Woah, really?
: Yup. Yeah, I don't really tell a lot of people that . . .
: Huh. So you're saying if I kissed you right now, on the lips, you wouldn't feel anything?
: That's exactly what it means. Go ahead, try me.
(I was nervous as shit on the inside, but I was able to pull a nonchalant front)
Hmmmmmm, okay. *kisses*
: *pushes forward and kisses back*
(She went with it for a bit then repelled)
: Wait, but you just told me . . .
: Erm, yeah, that's not actually true.
(My face was so red, I swear I was at the sauna)
: *laughs* you asshole!
(I felt kind of bad tricking her into doing that but she was so happy, I didn't regret doing it. Later that day, we became a couple. So in the end, it was all good)
Me =
Old GF =
(I really liked this girl [she liked me as well at the time, not that I knew that], we've been talking a lot but she didn't know everything about me and barely hung out before this. We were at the mall and she decided to bring up a different subject)
: So, is there anyone you like? : Umm, no actually. : Wow, really? Nobody? : Nope. See, the thing is . . . : What is it? Come on, you know you can tell me. : I know I can . . . : . . . soooo? Tell me! : Alright, alright. See, the thing is, I'm . . . asexual.(She was kind of a naive girl and didn't know what asexual meant)
: What does that mean? : Well, that means I'm not attracted to either genders. : Woah, really? : Yup. Yeah, I don't really tell a lot of people that . . . : Huh. So you're saying if I kissed you right now, on the lips, you wouldn't feel anything? : That's exactly what it means. Go ahead, try me.(I was nervous as shit on the inside, but I was able to pull a nonchalant front)
Hmmmmmm, okay. *kisses* : *pushes forward and kisses back*(She went with it for a bit then repelled)
: Wait, but you just told me . . . : Erm, yeah, that's not actually true.(My face was so red, I swear I was at the sauna)
: *laughs* you asshole!(I felt kind of bad tricking her into doing that but she was so happy, I didn't regret doing it. Later that day, we became a couple. So in the end, it was all good)
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I have never kissed.... unless drinking from a bottle and a crush suddenly took the same bottle (by accident or intentionally) and drink from that very same bottle, counts.My lips are virgin, so are my private parts. Am bound to my religion and beliefs, actually.
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
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Wrestler Hatman wrote:
CarChaseCityMan wrote:
SEX?!?!?
WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT GENDER?!?!?!?!
POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!! POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!
WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT GENDER?!?!?!?!
POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!! POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!
Fail. I already denounced this in a more comical manner on the first page.
Oh, you.
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Another one with the same gender (The most embarrassing one!)
My friends got up and was about to go so I went to grab her jumper to stop her, cos she was leaving without helping me clear up the table in the school library. She took a step forward and my hand slipped down and I pinched her ass.....>_< She ran screaming and there was awkwardness for the rest of the day.
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It's stuck?
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coffeeaddict wrote:
well, me and my first girlfriend broke up last Valentines' day.
Probably the best day for that.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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whoa, what happened last night?
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the most recent.
He is short.
I am
Same age. Literally different class. In school.
I was walking home. he was way aheads of me.
Any ways, this is VERY EMBARRASSING!!!!
You faces backwards which is torwards me and yells
"Yo, MAMA!!"
It was very weird.
Then, he stopped and I caught up and walked past him.
And. He. Stared. At. me.
After 2 days or so, I had a dream of him
KISSING me. So weird. It was in a computer room on a high floor.
Thanks god it was just a dream.
Then, 2 months later, or so.
I was walking home and he was walking with 2 of his friends.
They were pushing him and he was struggling to not go any where.
Saying things like "Go get her!"
SOOOO EMBARASSING!!!!!!!!
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I must have been resurrected...
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I like cute things
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and sprayed food all over his face instead
He hasn't talked to me since.
Pocky is love!
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=D
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Psych'd wrote:
I used to have a friend that was a boy. Note: not a boyfriend. blah blah blah and sprayed food all over his face instead He hasn't talked to me since.
He hasn't talked to me since.Note: That's WHY he's not a boyfriend.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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I like cute things
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DaemonForce wrote:
Psych'd wrote:
I used to have a friend that was a boy. Note: not a boyfriend. blah blah blah and sprayed food all over his face instead He hasn't talked to me since.
He hasn't talked to me since.Note: That's WHY he's not a boyfriend.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
1)Oh well, he was creepy anyway
2)I was 9, I wouldn't have wanted a boyfriend
3)At least it started a food fight
Pocky is love!
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x
=D
x x x =D
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Oh and today... there was this:
Me:
Friend:
Crush(Not old one):
Never ask me to do a favor for you EVER AGAIN! You know what.... what? You suck (my crush's) ---- <-- blank blank blank xD I WHAT!?... Wait NO! I don't think so mister *plays around with electric guitar and has head down*Before that there was a rehearsal for a civics play my class was doing...
Me:
Friend(Other guy)
Crush
: Hey... your man says that he wants it today, and now cuz then he won't do it. ....What? Your mad lost!, I said he wants 'it' today or else he won't do it.. OK :diego: SHUT UP NOW! >_> Gawwwddd walks to (they talk) So your not gonna do it? he just told me right now! go die. (I was mad all day before that so I didn't want him sayin stuff like that) Oh fine then, but i'm serious! walks away and I trip himYes our school's 8th graders have alot of pervs >_>... LOLS Perverted moments are more common this school year
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"So, yeah I have my ferret out :D"
"You do? What's his name again?"
"It's *insert long name I'll never remember*"
"I'll never remember that."
"It means 'white devil' in some language. My brother named it."
"Oh."
"...OH MYGOD!!"
"?"
"*insert long name I'll never remember* JUST CRAWLED UP MY PANTLEG OMG"
"Wait... Did you just say you have a white devil in your pants?"
"...I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!"
"*laughs and hangs up*"
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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I'm not using CR anymore.
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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(<< Were always that nice..)
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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I was wearing this tight shirt that said "Come back when your rich", and, this knee length denim skirt.
I've always looked older than I am, so, I could have been mistaken for a 14 or 15 year old...
Anyway, I was really tired, so I was lagging, pushing the heavy cart way behind my mom.
Well, these guys (A group of maybe 5-6, some workers some not), whistled, and catcalled. I was sure it was to another person, but, as I looked around, it was only me and this old guy...
I looked at the men, and they whistled again, winking at me and making crude gestures.
None the less...
I pulled my cutest smile and gave them the finger, and then ran to my mom as fast as I could.
I didn't get to see them respond...
I guess that was my strangest encounter with the opposite gender...
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My lovely Sebastian, my crushie-thingy (I don't like him anymore).
My dad and I went to his mother (they know each other) and I had my DS with me so I played GS2.
I just had Ini Miney on the screen and he was like "What's that game of?".
I showed it to him a little bit and then hit my DS. "This girl is the murderer!". I just got a strange look from his face and nothing more..
I'm not using CR anymore.
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Im going to start interacting wit girls more. My confidence has boosted since I tried asking that one girl out.
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It's stuck?
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CoffeeAddict wrote:
i wonder why you hate women...
I'm not sure you really want me to answer that and even so, I'm positive you wouldn't believe a word of it if I said anything about it.
slowuptime wrote:
blah blah blah He accidentally rubbed his arm against me in doing it and then said, "I think I touched your boob!" I wanted to slap him so bad.
Why? Non-existent?
Lolita_Kitten wrote:
Walmart gangstas
Cue the inconceivable Lucky Star middle-finger + perfect cutesy smile.
This combination delivers massive damage.
*NOM!*
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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DaemonForce wrote:
slowuptime wrote:
blah blah blah He accidentally rubbed his arm against me in doing it and then said, "I think I touched your boob!" I wanted to slap him so bad.
Why? Non-existent?
He actually and very obviously did, forgot to write that because I was completely out of it. He was just saying that to be obnoxious because he's... well, to put it nicely, a completely obnoxious jerk most of the time.
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I had a crush on this one girl in my class and it was the last day of term so I decided to go for it and ask her out. I saw her walking upstairs so I went after her and just as I got near the top, I called her name. I then went on to trip and fall down the stairs, I'm so glad she didn't hear me and looked around.
Not many girls talk to me as they think I'm rude when I don't talk back. I do have some friends that are girls though, I see them more as guys though (with boobs anyway)
I have also had a rather awkward encounter with the same sex as well. I was sat next to my best friend, who was on his phone at the time and then went on to put it into his pocket. I wanted to see something on his phone and so grabbed into his trouser pockets (we're close friends so this isn't weird). What I thought was his phone was actually a hand full of PENIS! It was like a third leg...
We didn't talk for the rest of the day but we're cool now.
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A long time ago, some stranger added me over instant messenger, and after a little
It's good to be in the know. I don't think they ever found out that I know they're related.
Spoiler: Do a nice thing today,
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I got his number yesterday, we wanted to get him angry and stuff..Now we talked one hour and Smsed today.
I told that this stupid bitch Carolina hit my ass and that I'm sittin' around in my bra 'cause it's sooo hot and he was like ' OMG, WHY CAN'T I BE HER?!!'
I showed him the virtual finger and he laughed at me ;C
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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And how old are you, hon?
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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but I told him "when I grow up"
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Well, the day we were going to fly back home came and she came to sit in the same table with me and my friends on the airport. Suddenly she blurted out: "If I wasn't in school right now, I'd get myself a baby". Instant end to my crush on her. She added me to her MSN though, but we haven't really talked. I've asked her a couple of times something related to school as she was knew about that stuff, but nothing more. I also stopped thinking about her and finally forgot all about this girl.
What's weird is that she has started to appear in my dreams and thoughts again. I have no idea why and I actually don't know if I wanted that to stop... :\
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It's stuck?
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Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote:
*coo coo*
Im going to start interacting wit girls more. My confidence has boosted since I tried asking that one girl out.
Im going to start interacting wit girls more. My confidence has boosted since I tried asking that one girl out.
Hahahahahaha! It should after believing that everything that can go wrong HAS gone wrong once before.
Go go go go!
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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See below: :P
= Me = Guy Friend Well fine. Here's another song. It is in Spanish. http://youtube.com/watch?v=BM12OLCpCYY "Sin Documentos"!!! ...Is this about illegal immigration?! No It is a dirty love song*Later*
...You know, this guy sounds REALLY desperate... Err...Yeah... Why did you send this to me, again? ...Dunno. Reminded me of us? (Oh shit...).
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DahliaXKristoph wrote:
words
Confirmed. You are a ditz.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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...
Or the same sex for that matter.
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So finally we're walking out of school together and we have to part ways so we go for (my) first kiss. And it missed. He kissed my chin. I guess he bent down too much (Cuz I'm a shorty) so yeah it was weird. And the second kiss? Same thing. It was getting pretty pathetic. So finally on the third kiss he made it but it was all slobbery and disgusting. I had to wipe my mouth afterwards. I gave him a few more chances but he never got better. So I avoided him at the end of the day because I didn't want to tell him that he was a bad kisser. (And who was gonna teach him? Me?) Finally he broke up with me. Bleh. That's the story of my first (EDIT: And last) serious relationship.
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Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
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Kind of a dumb story, though, I doubt you guys'd want to hear it...
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Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
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nintendotnt wrote:
I still like the first girl though... what should i do .
.I'm pretty sure she doesn't know why this is awkward for you... which means she either doesn't remember you bumping into her or she just isn't bothered by it. If I were you, I'd keep talking to her. And don't worry about it! :)
Y'know, I had a huge crush on a senior this year. And I didn't tell him. Now I kinda regret it... But he had a girlfriend, so...
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