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"____ Movie" films need to stop...up next, "Disaster Movie"
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Brought to you by the same idiots who gave us the award winning Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Meet the Spartans, and probably some other crap I'm forgetting about.
I'm betting in the near future, we'll get Animated Movie, Parody Movie, and the king of it all, Movie Movie.
Bah, maybe I should just become a film writer, I can write crappy cliche pop culture filled scripts and outtakes, and string them together to form a movie.
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Despite the near universal loathing from critics, audiences buy into this crap and they make enough money on opening week to recuperate the 5 bucks they spent making the movie. I wonder why, this shit stopped be funny sometime around Scary Movie 3.
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I'm tired of this kind of humor. It's just full of randomness. The comedy I enjoy would be that of Coming to America and Harlem Nights. We need more of that.
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Good Parody films:
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Young Frankenstien (1974)
Silent Movie (1976)
High Anxiety (1977)
Airplane! (1980)
History of the World, Part 1 (1981)
Top Secret! (1984)
Spaceballs (1987)
Naked Gun (1988)
UHF (1989)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Naked Gun 2 1/2 (1991)
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Naked Gun 33 1/3 (1994)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Austin Powers (1997)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Austin Powers 2 (1999)
Austin Powers 3 (2002)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Walk Hard (2008)
Bad Parody films:
Airplane II (1982)
When Nature Calls (1985)
Repossessed (1990)
Fatal Instict (1993)
Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)
Dracula: Dead and loving it (1995)
Mafia! (1998)
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000)
Scary Movie (2000)
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
2001: A Space Travesty (2002)
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
My Big Fat Independent Movie (2005)
Date Movie (2006)
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Farce of the penguins (2007)
Epic Movie (2007)
The Comebacks (2007)
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Superhero movie (2008)
There is a 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999997% chance this film will suck. I think The next film they might try is War Movie, Which will also probably suck.
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I liked Scary Movie (just the first one) and Mafia.
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J.Dilla wrote:
I just watched "Space Balls" last night for the first time. I didn't think it was good lol I only liked the part at the end when the tiny alien popped out of that guys chest; that was the best part of the movie.
Then you suck. Spaceballs is one of the great classics of parody and comedy of the eighties.
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J.Dilla wrote:
I liked Scary Movie (just the first one) and Mafia.
The original Scary movie is no diffrent from the ones we see nowadays, as all of them are horror films terribly strung together with useless pop culture refrences and nothing resembling humor. The original scary movie is on the same level as that POS ripoff 'Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth'
Mafia was just plain stupid. I have laughed harder at THE ACTUAL GODFATHER as opposed to the parody of it. The worst scene was the one in the strip club. They tried there hardest to be funny, AND FAILED MISERABLY.
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J.Dilla wrote:
That looks terrible..
I'm tired of this kind of humor. It's just full of randomness. The comedy I enjoy would be that of Coming to America and Harlem Nights. We need more of that.
I'm tired of this kind of humor. It's just full of randomness. The comedy I enjoy would be that of Coming to America and Harlem Nights. We need more of that.
*agrees*
Coming to America was hilarious. I still love watching it whenever they show it on Comedy Central.
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DominicanZero wrote:
J.Dilla wrote:
I just watched "Space Balls" last night for the first time. I didn't think it was good lol I only liked the part at the end when the tiny alien popped out of that guys chest; that was the best part of the movie.
Then you suck. Spaceballs is one of the great classics of parody and comedy of the eighties.
I'm not a fan of saying people suck because they don't like what you like. It makes you look stupid.
I thought the movie had bad jokes and it wasn't that funny.
Wocky Kitaki wrote:
J.Dilla wrote:
I liked Scary Movie (just the first one) and Mafia.
The original Scary movie is no diffrent from the ones we see nowadays, as all of them are horror films terribly strung together with useless pop culture refrences and nothing resembling humor. The original scary movie is on the same level as that POS ripoff 'Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth'
Mafia was just plain stupid. I have laughed harder at THE ACTUAL GODFATHER as opposed to the parody of it. The worst scene was the one in the strip club. They tried there hardest to be funny, AND FAILED MISERABLY.
Actually, I think the first one is VERY different than the others. I'm not saying it was GREAT but it wasn't terrible like the others. I enjoyed it.
Mafia is a silly movie and it made me laugh at it's stupidity. I think all parody movies are dumb but it can be dumb and make you laugh or not.
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DominicanZero wrote:
J.Dilla wrote:
I just watched "Space Balls" last night for the first time. I didn't think it was good lol I only liked the part at the end when the tiny alien popped out of that guys chest; that was the best part of the movie.
Then you suck. Spaceballs is one of the great classics of parody and comedy of the eighties.
Nostalgia can make even the crappiest movies look good.
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not another gay movie *Vomits*
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I've seen instances of both.
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I like the scream movies, which were supposed to be jokey horror, they made me laugh alot X) National Lampoon's xmas vacation was awesome too.
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Guy 1: BEHOLD! I both suck and blow!
Guys 2 and 3: You got that right.
It's dumb!
Woman 1: Oops *her air conditioner falls out the window and lands on a car.*
Car Owner: Oh, ummm... (Unmotivatedly, hardley even convincing) oh no, my car just got hit by an air conditioner.
It's gross!
Guy 4: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
*Everyone at a table looks at him*
Guy 4: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
*Everyone is still looking at him*
Guy 4: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
*Everyone is giving him a really disguesting look*
Guy 4: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
*Everyone is STILL looking at him. Just looking at him. Nothing else*
Guy 4: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
*Surely this would have stopped by now*
Guy 4: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!
*Ugh, Finally!!!*
And it's the number 1 movie in America.
Alien: *Looking down at Earth from his Spaceship* Hehehe, humans are so dumb.
Don't miss Disaster Movie.
Rated NO. (As in NO ONE!!!) in theaters now.
(Okay, I really know nothing about this movie, not even what it looks like. This was just a joke.)
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Miles Wright 114 wrote:
This is the most appropriate title for any film ever.
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These movies are the WORST. With the idea that "the best parts are in the trailer" in mind, I think I can now safely say, without hyperbole, that I'd rather be KICKED IN THE BALLS than be forced to sit through "Disaster Movie." It looks that bad.
On the plus side, I just saw WALL*E and it was amazing.
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On a side note, Robin Hood: Men in Tights was wonderful :D I also like the Princess Bride. It sort of plays on the whole fairytale cliché crap :P The book is much better, though.
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Wocky Kitaki wrote:
Bad Parody films:
Mafia! (1998)
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Mafia! (1998)
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Hey! Mafia! was great!
And NATM had a guy saying, "I just shit in your french toast!" and Mr. T as the janitor who said, "BE THE BALL. THROW YOURSELF."
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Spoiler:
I really enjoyed it.
I remember enjoying scary movie 1 and 2, but I have not seen either in years.
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i.e., they won't stop anytime soon.
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Give me a break. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they should stop. The world doesn't revolve aganst a select choice of people, thank you.
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Not much you can do about it besides try to get people not to see it, though.
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Lolita_Kitten wrote:
I actually kind of like them. I guess I suck or I don't know comedy, huh?
Give me a break. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they should stop. The world doesn't revolve aganst a select choice of people, thank you.
Give me a break. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they should stop. The world doesn't revolve aganst a select choice of people, thank you.
Too right! (Even though I hate them!)
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Franzise Deauxnim wrote:
The problem is, when these movies keep raking in the big bucks, that tells Hollywood that this is what people want to see. Why should directors bother putting out good movies when they can make more money making these stupid Family Guy-esque parodies?
Not much you can do about it besides try to get people not to see it, though.
Not much you can do about it besides try to get people not to see it, though.
Isn't it what people want though if it does so well?
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Franzise Deauxnim wrote:
Some people go to the movies just to see how bad they are.
They're what I call 'sados' XD Why waste your money if you hate the movie? Just go and see something else which is better!
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