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Yep. First post. Inspired by the people who had the complete courage to post their fanfics: I admire you all, and all of the fanfics I've read so far are more than creative.
That's why I joined this community.
I've recently played AJ:AA and it was awesome. Also, I haven't really written any compositions lately [it's vacation time for crying out loud!] so pardon me if mistakes will surface.
Oh, and one last thing.
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Das ist alles. Lassen Sie uns jetzt beginnen, sollen wir?Author: kerobi11
Rating: PG-13 (for mild language)
Disclaimer:
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CHAPTER 1
"Care for another one?"
"...Don't mind if I do."
As time passed, the two, Klavier and Apollo, find themselves drinking the night away, their wine glasses shining over the classic counter.
Klavier: "So I just wanna invite you and Fraulein Detective to a small party I'll be throwing for my law firm, ja?"
Apollo: "(Speaking of Ema.. that girl has never been this late before!) Psshhure... I mean.. thanks, I probably will go. Speaking of Ema, why didn't you just give her the ticket yourself, I mean.. i...it's not like she would bite you or something."
Klavier: "See, the last time I saw her, she has gone too far with her insulting that I accidentally pushed her aside with my anger.."
Apollo: "(Wow you pushed her..? really?) Oh. Then..."
Klavier: "...and her sleuthing kit that's always with her got messed up big time. Though she was mad about the whole thing, she actually cried about this one thing that got broken from her kit. There was powder all over the floor and its case got broken."
Apollo: "(hmm.. could that be...) Oh.. continue.."
Klavier: "I swear it indicted fear in my eyes but made me wanna laugh at the same time. I mean, c'mon! You've never seen that girl become angry so much that she cried about one silly little bottle of aluminum powder! Ha ha Ha ha ha! (man was she scary.. I almost called animal control)"
[Flashback...]
Ema: "YOU SPINELESS LITTLE FOP! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! THIS WASN'T AN ORDINARY KIND OF ALUMINUM POWDER! IT WAS GIVEN BY ap... A FRIEND! YEAH A FRIEND! YOU'D BETTER HAVE THE SAME REPLACEMENT NEXT TIME! Hu huh.. hu.."
Klavier: "(Nngaaahhh) AW! Uh.. OUCH!! I said I'm sorryyy...."
[...]
Apollo: "So she seriously threw the contents of that small bottle at you? (HAHA, this is too good)"
Klavier: "Ja. The Fraulein Detective doesn't joke about her orange bottle."
Apollo: "(Orange bott... I knew it.) That's a bummer. You shouldn't just push a girl like that. You know better than assaulting a person.. or in that case.. a girl?"
Klavier: "Ja, but she called me an asshole that time see.. one of the many words I can't stand!"
Apollo: "(No wonder you can't stand it.. that's because youre one!) Hmm.. me either."
Some random girl: "I can see your wine doesn't have much to go with your crackers.."
Klavier: "(uhh..)"
Some random girl: "Lemme refill that for you.........
....Ja?"
As the both of the two awkwardly stared at each other, somehow, Apollo, staring from a distance, knew what was gonna happen.
Apollo: "(wow that girl got him good with that mysterious smile)"
Klavier: "(ahhh... ehh..) Ok.. I guess.."
Some random girl: [licked her lips before she talked] "I'll be right back.."
Apollo: "(Whoa. What was that yuckfest all about) He he he. I can see. Still haven't lost your touch with them, eh?"
Klavier: "I know. With the Gavinners already disbanded, who knew that they'd be going after the important piece of pie.. me?"
Apollo: "(wow somebody's full of himself) Eheh heh heh. [awkwardly] (man all this drinking's killing me!) Hey Klavier, Im gonna go to the rest room for a while.."
Klavier: "(...) [eyes still staring blankly ahead]"
3 minutes later...
Apollo: "Where is that man? Hm. "Apollo" eh?"
A note written on a familiar-looking paper was seen on the top of the counter..
Apollo: "... hmm.. "Apollo, buddy, I left.. because.... I got some important business to take care of.. cheers, ja?.. Klavier." ... important, eh?"
???: "uh sir, the bar is gonna close anytime soon so.."
Apollo: "Uh yeah, did you happen to see the other girl that's also working here? She just offered my friend and I another bottle and I know that he's gone but I'm expecting another friend and that I'd better be prepared cause she's gonna freak if she left out work early for meeting me and she will..."
???: "sir. the bar. closes at 1AM. Clearly if you were expecting your girlfriend then she totally stood you up. Hmp. Guys these days, clueless and stupid. The other girl? She left early. I dunno why but that girl's never been a big help in this bar anyway."
Apollo: [sweating bullets] (I knew it.. same ol' Gavin) uhh no i'm not waiting for my girlfriend.. just my friend.. a friend! not the special one.. just a friend. Yes! A friend! Heh heh .. [awkward...]
???: "wow."
Apollo: " Uh, well i guess I better get going.. heh heh.."
[moments later]
Apollo: [opening his car door] "(I knew it.. she won't show up because of that fetish she got on her detective work.. would it even kill to meet me once in a while?!)" [mocking Ema's different expressions]
HOLD IT!
Apollo: "Ugghhaa...!"
???: "I come here, upon your stupid request, give up my precious time on my investigation and I catch you leaving?!"
Apollo: "Well.. Ema.. i.. uhh.. see.. uhh.."
SPANK!
Apollo: "OW! what was that for?!?!"
Ema: "You deserved it! I gave up SO MANY so that I could be here when I could be solving more cases instead of dealing with one heck of a person that's no better than a glimmerous fop!"
Apollo: "Well on the bright side, we had fun last week.. i mean we played videogames and I ordered a huge stack of Snackoo packs while we were on my apartment, i mean..."
SPANK!
Ema: "I don't care, I paid you back! And it was my Wii anyway! Not to mention you were screaming like a girl when Ganados decapitated Leon with his chainsaw!"
Apollo: "W...Well, look who's t...talking! How bout you, what happened to that expensive aluminum powder I bought you the other day?!"
Ema: "(Whoa did he actually just had the courage to talk back at me?) Uhh... It's safe! back at my house.. yes...! Err..
Apollo: [shooks his head] 'I don't think so! I have evidence that contradicts your testimony!"
[wow. these guys are such law nerds, they talk like they're still in court.]
Ema: [sweating like a pig] "w...what are you talking about..?"
Apollo: "Oh I think you know.. Tell me, Ema. Did something break last time when you saw a certain "person"... that actually made you cry?!"
Ema: "ugghhh...UUUAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
FINE! we're even. but you better make the most out of the night.. err morning while i'm here!
Apollo: "a...ahh Fine. How bout we just buy us some drinks and say.. we head at my apartment? heh heh...? (i hope that worked!)"
Ema: "hhmmmpp."
Apollo: "heh heh."
Ema: (...)
Apollo: "Whaddya say, buddy? heh heh." [awkwardly]
Ema: (...)
Apollo: "Errmm... SNACKOOS on meeeUUUOOOORRRWWWGGHHH!!"
Ema: "HAAAAA! I knew you know what I want!!! YAYY!!!!
And as Ema hugged Apollo tightly as she could, she never stop reminding him about her dang Snackoos while on the way to Apollo's apartment.
[APOLLO's APARTMENT]
Ema: "YES! We managed to buy 2 dozens! This'll be good for tonight! Thanks, Apollo!!
Apollo: (woman, do you even know how much sugar you're having?!) "So what do you wanna do tonight? I have Monolpoly, Twister and my PS2.."
Ema: "MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH. OWHH. WHART URTHER VIDEORGURMES YURR HARVE?"
Apollo: (I'm amazed she could chew that many without getting fat so fast!) "What?"
Ema: "Oh nevermind! How bout we just have some good, quality time and talk about our court experiences, huh? I mean, you never told me how you're cases went... I mean... y'know! heh heh heh. (wow thats probably the most stupid excuse i've ever had for another bite of my Snackoo without any distraction)"
Apollo: "Oh errr... heh heh (What are you talking about? You were mostly there! That's the most stupid excuse you ever gave for another bite of Snackoo without me distracting you!)"
Apollo: "Well.. on most of my cases, of course, I get the right verdict from Herr Ju.. I mean Judge all the time. You know, I was the one who actually started calling him "THE GREAT JUDGINI" and it became popular around there, yeah true story. Heh heh and...
Ema: "MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH. oh! don't bother.. just continue.."
Apollo: "heh heh.. and.. I..."
BAM.
Apollo: "What the..."
Apollo: "MAN! now how would I be able to get her home like this?!"
Ema fell asleep on the couch. She got too much sugar in her system that she was tired at the end of the day. Apollo, who had the courage to sacrifice his bed and sleep at the floor, carefully brushed off bits and pieces of Snackoos on her hand. He started to look for the simplest clothing he's got from his dresser that would suit Ema.
Though awkward, he covered his eyes tightly with a scarf and carefully changed Ema's complicated clothes into the ones he put out for her.
*SNORE*
Apollo: "Nyaaahhh! (CAAARREFFUULLL!!!)"
*SNORE, SNORE*
You know what happened. :)
Apollo looked accidentally in her eyes while he was wiping off her chocolate mustache. He realized that 'she was as glimmering to look at as ever before' and he started combing his fingers through her hair.
Apollo was developing a different kind of friendship to Ema [doh! took you long enough!]
The way she looked, her lips naturally pouting without the Snackoo dirt on her face caught him off guard..
He leaned his face towards hers, and began to realize that they were alone. Ema and Apollo, just the two of them, with the other one's intention of love, by almost kissing her.
*SNORE!*
Poor Apollo jumped out of the bed, and finally lied on the floor.
Apollo: "Nyarrgghh!! What was I thinking, anyway?!"
As Apollo turned off the lights, he tried not to look at the woman's face. He decided that the wine he drank earlier with Klavier gave him that kind of kick, and he told himself that it's never gonna happen again.
And as the darkness grew deeper, the half-slept Ema gave the feeling a nice smile as she went into Slumberland.
[THE NEXT DAY]
"APOLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
RRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
Apollo: "Nyarrr!!"
Ema: "You lying, stinkin no good of a human! What happened last night, hmM?!"
Apollo: "uhh.. err.. you uh.."
Ema: "I what?! Just because I fell asleep on your apartment doesn't mean I give you the right to.. the right to... to.."
Apollo: "S...spit it out! [awkwardly]"
Ema: "DOESN'T MATTER! What happened last night?!"
Ema naturally chased Apollo with a fork and the she almost got him good.
*DING DONG*
huh..?
Ema: "Who's that? AH! That must be the police! They knew something happened here!"
Apollo: "(can you stop being delusional?) ahhh err... gimme that! That's my door, i'll open it!"
Ema: "Not with me, you won't!"
*KA-CHUNK*
(...................)
Ema: "Ah.. heh heh.. [awkward smile]"
Klavier: "whoa. Fraulein detective. I didn't expect you here. I see you have the habit of sleeping at your guy "friend's" house, ja?
Ema: "Err... uhh it's not what it looks like! Uh.. err.."
Apollo: [struggling to get through Ema's elbow force] "Kl.. avier! What brings you here..?"
Klavier: "I thought it would be nice if the prosecution dropped off the case summary for the next trial, but clearly, I can see the defense is not ready for a little tete-a-tete right now."
Apollo: "No... see.."
Klavier: "Ha. I'll see you two liebvogel later, ja?
Ema: "KLAVIER! WAAAAIIIIIITTTT!!!!"
- TO BE CONTINUED -
I get tired easily.
Last edited by kerobi11 on Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:11 pm, edited 2 times in total.