Alas, we have yet to discover what exactly appeals to so many models and actresses about Larry Butz.

He must have a killer cologne.

Or be awesome in bed.

or made a deal with Scratch.

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It's the Sex Panther.

It works 60% of the time, every time.

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That would explain it alright.

Franzisca: GAH! What...is...that...sexy...smell!? WHY MUST IT COME FROM THAT IMBECILE!?

*whip whip whip whip*

But yes, great write-up of Larry. It's nice to have a write-up that reminds us that some partners really do suck.

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Name: Zak Graymere

Looks: A fairly bulky and intimidating looking fellow for a guy who wears a top hat with a pink cape. Zak's mutton chop with mustache fashion may not be for everyone but he definitely has a showmanship appeal. As his animation shows, he's also unusually tall.



Smarts: Zak is definitely above average intelligence but unlikely much higher. He lacks critical thinking and tends to react on emotion rather than logic. It's telling he was able to come up with a way of fulfilling his master's objectives without killing him and plotting an astounding escape from the courtroom but couldn't bring himself to understand he needed to trust his lawyer.

Personality: To be honest, not that hot. Zak is an affable showman for the most part but he's got a lot of warts underneath the pleasant exterior. Zak is arrogant, secretive, and controlling. He also has a blazing temper that reacts badly when things go wrong. While there's no evidence he ever harmed his wife or child, he struck violently at least two people who were ostensibly his associates.



Home Economics: Given the way Trucy keeps apartment and his state of dress, its likely that Zak is a slob. He may or may not be averse to a partner cleaning up around him or he may get quite upset if he's 'comfortable' in the way he lives. Either way, don't expect much help.

Combat Skills: Zak was only defeated once in AP! by being taken by surprise. It's quite likely he would have taken his assailant out if he'd not been taken from behind. Using live pistols was also part of his act at one time.



Special Abilities: Zak is one of the best magicians in the world. Probably second only to his mentor. Also, Zak is a tremendously good card player. Partners should be warned that Zak takes cards ridiculously serious. If he ever loses in Vegas, expect him to plot for years at getting even.

Competition: Well the obvious problem with dating Zak Graymere is the fact.... However, you never can tell with magicians. If his wife would take him back after all the Hell he's put her through then I deeply suggest you let her have him.

In-Laws: Trucy Graymere/Wright would probably not be too much of an issue. Zak has apparently conceded that Phoenix is now her legal guardian, which makes his actions towards his lawyer all the more perplexing. Zak also maintains an affection towards Valant like a brother, which is all the more bizarre given their history. Once found Almost-Guilty of murder, Zak Graymere is a lone wolf and has no real ties to anyone else.

Children: Zak was much beloved by his daughter but he apparently thought it better to leave her with a man he only knew for a day rather than take her with him on the open road as a fugitive. While this turned out to be for Trucy's best interests, it calls into question what sort of guardian he was.

Finances: Zak was no doubt reasonably secure when he was part of the Graymere troupe of magicians. Post his murder conviction, Zak apparently lived by playing poker and whatever grifting he had to do in order to get by. Finances in a marriage will almost certainly fall onto Zak's spouse.

Sex: Most likely vanilla but competent. Zak was married for six years to a very lovely woman and was unlikely a virgin before then. There's no indications that Zak would be an especially loving or imaginative partner either.

Overall: Given his violent tendencies, fugitive status, low income, and carelessness with firearms; one should probably give Zak Graymere a pass as a husband. There's worse choices out there but he's a deeply flawed individual who is mostly responsible for his own woes.

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Name: Trucy Wright

Looks: Trucy is only fifteen, so plucking the fruit now would be a felony. However, her mother is absolutely gorgeous and she thankfully has not inherited her father's looks. Right now, she looks like she's going to grow up to be "pretty" rather than beautiful. Certainly, she's a cutie with her petite frame and chestnut brown hair. Her deep blue eyes are also wide and quite lovely.

Smarts: Trucy is above average intelligence and quite clever. She's not quite Ema level but is seemingly a bit more intelligent than Maya (or perhaps a better term would be "less scatterbrained"). She's absolutely firmly committed to becoming a magician and barring an act of God (or discovering what utter lunatics that the Graymere troupe were), it is almost certain she'll forego regular college to pursue a magical career.

Personality: Precocious and bubbly, Trucy is a wonderful young girl that has a way of ingratiating herself with you. Arguments with her would be almost unthinkable as her eyes melt away whatever you were thinking of raising your voice about. If she keeps this up until adulthood, you pretty much will join the ranks of those who are wrapped around her finger.

Combat Skills: Uh...Right.

Special Abilities: Trucy is apparently a fine amateur magician and has a disturbing talent with lock picks. However, she's a bit away from professional entertainer status. She also possesses the Graymere eyesight. Without their family heirlooms, though, she's only going to guarantee that your children won't need glasses.

Finances: A fine amateur entertainer, if she ever has any real success then she'll almost certainly use he money to care for her father first and then probably the rest of her family (which will include you). Trucy will probably suceed as a magician with the Graymere secrets but won't really put her career before a successful relationship (either with her family or a father). Expect less travelling to Vegas and more Direct to DVD performances filmed in Los Angeles. Trucy doesn't crave the fame that the rest of the family thrived on.

Competition:



In-Laws Phoenix Wright is the protective older father whom certainly can call up Gumshoe and have you arrested if you ever break his daughter's heart. Apollo is like a brother to her as well, willing to try to deal with her just the same.



Children: She may want to hold off on this for a few years, at least until her father has a wife but its almost certain that she'll want children of her own when the time comes. By that time, it's likely Trucy will retire (at least for a few years until its possible to take her children to her shows). Expect her to try and get your children to take a huge interest in magic or law.

Sex: Something gives the impression that Trucy will be quite eager in her exploration of this new side of life. She'll be a virgin, almost certainly, when you first encounter her. Trucy doesn't seem like the kind for causal dating and probably expects love to just happen.

Overall: The pressures of being the spouse of an entertainer will be something that will require some working through. However, Trucy really loves magic for its own sake rather than what it might bring her. It'd be difficult to imagine her not being a wonderful wife, buddy, and mother (eventually). Snatch her up if you can.

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These are really cool! x3

I especially like the Zak one <3

Good job on them!

Name: Angel Starr

Looks: Angel is reaching middle-age, but this hasn't affected her amazingly good looks in the slightest. Angel is a gorgeous woman and she knows it; she's used her looks and her charm to build one of the largest and most useful personal information networks. She looks like she takes good care of her looks; her makeup is always perfectly applied and her golden-brown hair is beautifully styled. She's the hottest lunchlady around.

Smarts: Angel is highly intelligent and used to be a highly competent detective. Her deduction skills are amazing, but sometimes she puts her emotions before her logical reasoning and this may cause her to blunder. This is a rare occurance, however.

Personality: She's about as cool as they come. She can change from sweet to serious in a flash, and she's always all about business. She knows how to get what she wants and isn't afraid to show it. Also, since becoming a lunchlady, she has been showing how she feels about people through the lunch specials that she gives them. The better the lunches that are offered, the better she's getting along with you. Keep this in mind.

Home Economics: Angel seems to be the type to keep things very tidy. Don't expect her to be doing all the housework, however.

Combat Skills: She has remarkable skill, still sharp from her old police training. She was able to totally apprehend Lana Skye. If some thug comes around and tries to steal her purse or her lunches, it's almost certain that she'll beat the crap out of them.

Special Abilities: She was once known as the "Cough-Up Queen" for a reason. She has incredible deduction abilities and apparently she had an uncanny ability to make suspects confess to their crimes. It's very unfortunate for the LAPD that she's not still on the force.

Competition: Well, Angel has countless boyfriends, but your real competition comes from Angel herself. Angel can drop any of her boyfriends and get new ones whenever she wants, but she uses them as a useful information network. She shouldn't need it as much after SL-9 is resolved, but you have to give her a very good reason for her to even consider dropping her whole network for you.

In-Laws: Unknown.

Children: Well, the real challenge is getting her to marry you, but if you accomplish that then having kids is the next step forward. She won't want too many kids, but becoming a mother should soften her up a bit.

Finances: Well, she doesn't get much of an income from being a lunchlady and it seems like she can easily take care of herself, but she may get some of her money from favors from her boyfriends. Her spouse should have a well-paying job.

Sex: Well, there's no doubt in the world that she's incredibly experienced. Expect frequent amazing lust-filled nights if she falls for you.

Overall: Angel's as cool and sophisticated as it gets and she's fiercely independent. She sees men more as tools to get what she wants rather than being a committing partner. She's been single (as in unmarried) for a long time, and it will take a lot of convincing to change that any time soon. A lasting relationship with her will only work if she truly loves you too. It will be a lot of hard work, but the reward will be worth it.

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These are entertaining to read. Nicely done.

I dare someone to write one of the Judge.... or not.

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Very nice write up of Angel Starr.

She was one of my favorite Wright girls.

Angel Starr's opinions on men as tools and the sex bit is very nice. You also did a very good job in describing her looks. I'm quite impressed with that write-up. We should have a list of our favorites sometime and why.

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Thank you! ^_^ I think this one is my favorite of the ones I've typed up.

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Name: Franziska Von Karma

Looks: Franziska is, to be perfectly honest, rather plain looking. She's got a cute face, a rather surprisingly nice bust, and sexy hips but her perpetual scowl makes it difficult to imagine many guys finding her pleasing. Whether you like her blue-silver hair or not is anyone's guess but never clue her in that it might not be the best color for a girl her age.

Smarts: Franziska is actually a brilliant prosecutor but its quite likely that most of her early successes are the result of careful witness preperation and intimidating the opposition. The Von Karma name might have also had something to do with it. However, even if you assume Von Karma pulled some serious strings, the fact is that she passed her law degree at age 13 and is presumably a massive genius. Ironically, Franziska is rather limited in her knowledge of almost everything else in the world. Still, given her age, she has ample time to make up for the loss.

Personality: Another serious flaw. Franziska has only "attack" mode because its quite likely she doesn't really understand the concept of being outside the courtroom. The abuse she fosters on everyone around her, even those she genuinely likes is almost certainly tiring. It's questionable how she'd react if anyone just ever stood up to her.

Home Economics: ....Right.

Combat Skills: Given her patholical pursuit of law until today, it's unlikely she has much combat skill but Franzi has no lack of courage. Her attempt to rescue Maya personally, getting herself shot in the process, proves that. It is quite likely she could get herself killed standing up to a mugger.

Special Abilities: Unshakeable self-confidence is a Special Ability of its own. Also, she could get a job as a Lion tamer if Russel's circus ever wants to get a new one. She's that good with a whip.

Competition: Edgeworth is about the only person Franzi cares about, so you'd have to get past that point. Depending on how you read the line, she's also teaching Adrian Andrews about dominating others or actually attracted her (or both). In any case, Franzi is unlikely to have any real boyfriends up to this point and you'll have to work hard to give her much of a grounding in them.

In-Laws: Manfred Von Karma would never permit his daughter to see anyone but a Prosecutor while alive, so its probably good he's sharing apartment space with Old Scratch. Edgeworth is a hard act to follow and his approval is necessary to get Franzi to accept you fully as a spouse. Unfortunately, he has very high standards.

Children: There's probably nothing more withering to the prospect of having children than the idea she might broach it to "carry on the Von Karma Dynasty." Unfortunately, that's how she'll probably broach the idea. Any sane and loving parent would recommend to her putting off giving birth until she's got a better understanding of healthy human relationships.

Finances: The Von Karmas, like the Edgeworths, seem to be quite wealthy despite being civil servants. No problem there.

Sex: I think we all expect whips to be placed here. Honestly, its questionable whether Franzi's tastes are all that baroque just yet given her age. It's possible she may be a very tame partner at the start given sex's vulnerability at the start. Of course, it's also equally likely that she WILL quickly become the dominating partner.

Overall: Henry Higgins might have had less trouble transforming a girl into a viable partner. Unless you are a total submissive, you will have to lock heads constantly with Franzi over everything before your relationship goes anywhere. Ironically, this may help her mellow out somewhat and increase your chances with her as it would appeal to her strongly to have someone she can't intimidate. Expect any early relationship to be an exhausting tug of war.

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Name: Sister Iris



Looks: According to many characters, Iris is breathe-takingly beautiful. She is quite the vision of innocence and anything beautiful.

Smarts: It seems that she is about averagely intelligent, possibly a little higher.

Personality: Iris is rather sweet, to the point some may call "sickening," and her picture is most likely next to the definition of sincere. She is also very withdrawn and polite. She has a tendency to worry immensely over others however, indicating an over-protective nature as well. Possibly a motherly trait she attained from Bikini. Furthermore, she is a bit too trusting, to a fault even. You might say she is a "goody two-shoes" to an extreme.

Home Economics: Being trained as a shrine madien (or something close to it), she can definately cook and is well disciplined at doing household chores.

Combat Skills: Virtually none. She has never needed them.

Special Abilities: None to note.

Competition: This is rather tricky. If you consider their previous relationship, Phoenix may be a good contender, if he does not pursue a relationship with Maya/Miles. Other than that, many other guys might also try to win her heart.

In-Laws: Directly you would have to deal with Bikini and visting or living at the temple, depending on Iris' comfort on leaving Bikini alone. You may also have to deal with



Children: Will most definately love the idea. She is the motherly type, possibly taking after Bikini. Especially her overprotective and sweet nature. Expect her to be to fooled by your kids constantly though.

Finances:

Sex: Iris is completely submissive and would probably want you to be gentle. Other than that, it would most likely be a healthy and great sex-life.

Overall: Iris is the perfect wife if you want a stay at home mom type that does everything for you.

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Just a little thing I've noticed, not that I've gone to the trouble of marking them all up, but I just want to leave a gentle reminder to keep things gender neutral. Aside from a select few explicit in-game statements, there is little to no indication as to sexual preference for most characters, and, let's face it, fans of both genders will want to feel like they can apply. :)

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That was already established, actually. However, this is about interpretations of characters and authors can make their own variants if they want. The Gender Neutral business is mostly just out of courtesy.

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How very sweet, I'm surprised we took so long to reach her.

Very good summation.

"Almost sickeningly sweet."

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Name: Adrian Andrews

Looks: Again, many characters comment on her beauty. She has the air of a sexy business woman.

Smarts: Not really genius, but she should be classified as a definate WAY above average. However, her emotion may get in the way of her calculating attitude.

Personality: To an outsider's view, you may see a tough, workaholic business woman who takes no form of foolery. A person who is very straightforward in simple terms. Deep down however, she really is like a fragile child who grasps for a life-line offered by someone else. She is very co-dependent and has become close to suicidal in life. Other than that, she is a rather bright person who enjoys herself.

Home Economics: Apparently she can do house-hold chores, but she has been found to be clumsy with fragile things.

Combat Skills: There has been no indication of her knowledge in any self-defense scenario.

Special Abilities: Honestly, there is none that can be called "special". But if you are looking for something, then it would probably be "romance at short-notice." In other words, her ability as a quick thinker.

Competition: Guys and Gals alike wouldn't mind Adrian, but in all rumors, you might need to get an approval of sorts from Franziska von Karma.

In-Laws: None to note.

Children: She adores children and would love the concept after you settle down with her. How she would act with the kids would depend on her "persona" at the time. She may be the over-protective strict mom, a.k.a. Business Adrian. Or the more submissive mother, a.k.a. Normal Adrian.

Finances: No problems here. She has a tendency to get managorial jobs that have quite a high pay. (Exhibition Director, Actor Manager, etc.)

Sex: By this point she would probably be more passionate and submissive. But this is only a guess.

Overall: She is quite the lovely lady for anyone and she is very multi-talented.

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Darn it, Ayasato beat me to Adrian. XD lol

That was good though! ^_^ But now we'll have to do some more men to balance out the numbers.

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Remember, I encourage multiple versions of the same character.

Just add differences.

:-)

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Name: Billy Bob Johns (Maximillion Galactica)

Looks: ... Androgynous at best.

Smarts: Chalk one up for the "Not too bright" category.

Personality: Conceited with a capital "C". He is completely cocky, conceited, and has a ridiculously large ego. He also belittles anyone he deems aren't a help to him and doesn't normally pay any mind to men. He also doesn't display a lick of modesty. In actuality, he is a "country bompkin" who is very sentimental.

Home Economics: ..................You're kidding right? He probably does have SOME knowledge on how to do simple chores, being raised on a farm.

Combat Skills: There has been no indication of his knowledge in any self-defense scenario.

Special Abilities: He is a very-talented magician who is very popular. He has won on the international Grand Prix for his famous flying trick.

Competition: Really, when you get past his crush-like love for Regina, nothing really is competition besides his possible fangirls/guys.

In-Laws: His parents back on the farm.

Children: He would find the idea "Wonderfully FABULOUS!" He would make a DECENT father, and yet... I have doubts on their normalcy...

Finances: ...The guy is well compensated. UNDERSTATEMENT NO? The guy's practically rich.

Sex: ..... I can't even imagine it. But he would be a competant partner to say the least.

Overall: A very vain magician who loves to talk about himself or anything pertaining to him, but he's still a sweet heart.

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Name: Dee Vasquez

Looks: Very beautiful, as stated by Phoenix himself. She seems to take pride in her looks, and she does look fabulous.

Smarts: Extremely intelligent in multiple fields. She could probably use some work on her "Interpersonal Intelligences", though.

Personality: She comes off as the "Cool, Controlling, Ice Queen" type, though her true colors were shown at the end of 1-3. She seems to be a generally good person, dispite her connections to certain professionals. Such connections, along with the incident of five years ago, could have impacted her developing the Ice Queen facade.

Home Economics: One can assume that Dee lives alone during 1-3, so it can also be inferred that her home economics skills are. at the very least, above average.

Combat Skills: Dee's combat skills are certainly top-notch, and she has her professionals to do her dirty work for her. Although it's not revealed whether or not joining them was a choice or a family matter, we can assume that her skills in this field have been put to some use.

Special Abilities: She doesn't have any /real/ special ability like Maya or Pearl do, but she does have her ways of getting what she wants, when she wants it. Plus, She can remain in control in nearly every situation.

Competition: There are many men and women who would love to have Dee as their partner, a prominent male being Sal Manella. As much as he vies for her affection, she's exhibited absolutely no interest in him, and seems to think he is quite disgusting. Another competitor would be Manuel, the actor from the incident five years ago. It appeared that Dee cared for him very much, and the same could likely be said for his feelings for her.

In-Laws: Dandee Vasquez, Dee's sister who only appeared in the Turnabout Crossover manga. She doesn't seem the type to just let Dee go off with any guy, and seldom takes no for an answer, so winning her approval may prove difficult.

Children: Get past her cold attitude, and Dee could be a fine mother. She certainly has the money to raise a child, and given the experience, could become a decent mother. Getting her to have kids in the first place, however, would be more challenging. At first, she'd pass off children as an "unnecessary burden."

Finances: Dee is very well off financially, due to her well-paying job at Global Studios and her ties to the Mafia.

Sex: She's quite experienced in the field, and would more than likely be very dominant, no matter her partner.

Overall: In all, you can expect a woman who is skilled in many fields, and isn't afraid to take control of a situation. Dee is used to getting her way, and will no doubt make sure things stay that way.

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I think you're a bit overly harsh to Max actually, Aysato-chan.

I really enjoyed the write up, but I think I'll do an alternate version as a demonstration of how opinions may vary.

Still, I'm glad we got to him.

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Name: Billy Bob Johns (Maximillion Galactica)

Looks: Max looks like he stepped out of a 80s rock video. It's entirely possible he's seen Labyrinth with David Bowie one too many times and decided to just become Jarith. Worse, he seems to have adopted this attitude off stage because he wants to cover up his hick origins. Nevertheless, Max seems to be relatively good looking and he takes good care of his body. Clearly, sex appeal is part of his act if Maya is any indication.

Smarts: Max is a brilliant magician and probably as good as the Graymeres were in his own way. He's also canny enough to realize that he had turned a relatively modest circus into a tremendous success that even Kurain Village girls had heard of (and expected to be compensated proportionately). It's debatable whether he has a college education or not given his background but special effects aren't easy and its clear that no one else at Russel's circus is likely able to do it.

Personality: The previous entry is correct in that Max is a conceited jackass. His biggest problem is that he's not necessarilly a bad guy, he's just extremely full of himself and has difficulty articulating his points without belittling people. Underneath his stage persona, which he uses even in private, is a reasonably affable guy. There's evidence that his trial for murder softened the rough edges of Max to a certain degree.

Home Economics: Max lives in a trailer at the circus so its unlikely he has much in the way of need for living like anything but a slob. On the other hand, Max seesm to envision himself living much more FABULOUSLY once he's finished out his career. It's unlikely he has any real skill at it, though.

Combat Skills: Extremely unlikely.

Competition: Max has a tremendously large number of fan girls and seems to have no difficulty attracting attention from the opposite sex. Really, Regina is the only real competition and Max would do good to realize that the girl is not playing with a full deck. The only real importance to her may be the fact she's the Circus owner's daughter and was the only attractive woman on staff.

In-Laws: Max seems to have a family and it's quite likely once he's past the embarrassment you'll get to meet some regular Midwestern farmers.

Children: Max actually might hold off on having kids at this stage of his career. While it's possible he may not think it through, Max still wants to continue perfecting his "art" at this point. While Max is at the height of his magical talents with his Grand Prix trophy, he's also interested in improving the circus.

Finances: Russel was surprisingly generous to Max, despite the poor condition of the rest of his circus. It seems quite clear he was making a substantial amount of money from the flying magician and almost all of it was coming back to Max. While not tremendously wealthy, it's unlikely he's been spending much of it on amenities given where he lives.

Sex: Probably very normal. Max may attempt to put on a production about the whole thing due to insecurity about his stage persona being the best at everything. It's probably best that his partner nip this in the bud quickly.

Overall: Max, or Bill if you want to be honest, is an egomaniac who needed something like a murder trial to bring him down. Once the circus is moved up from its C-list status to A-list, he's got a career in show business set for life (as will everyone else). A partner must be willing to not put up with his more ridiculous qualities while not belittling his actual efforts. Max brought himself up from a rural lifestyle to become a star and he's justifiably proud of that.

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Really great version of Dee Vasquez.

Though I would be a bit harsher on her, given she's a Mafia Princess who nearly swatted Phoenix plus blackmailed an employee for a very long while.

Still, nice pick.

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Thanks!
I'm not too sure how good I am at it, but I wanted to give it a shot using my favorite PW character.
I do wish we could have learned more about her mafia exploits so that could have been expanded on, though >.<

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I'm bored, so I think I'll do a re-do of Godot...



Name: Godot

Looks: As mentioned before, Godot is very handsome in a rouge-ish kind of way. Past events have bleached his stylishly messy hair snow-white and he has a carefully trimmed goatee. Godot has tanned skin and is very well-built. Also, you'll hardly ever see a coffee mug not in his hands. He wears a vest suit to court proceedings that looks classy despite being neutral colors.

Smarts: Godot is incredibly intelligent on several different levels. He can back Phoenix into logical corners and he baffles his opposition with elaborate, often coffee-related metaphors. He thinks very logically and has a perfect lawyer's mindset. However, certain things can affect him emotionally and throw him off.

Personality: Godot is one cool customer. He's smug yet mysterious and can be very charming. If he doesn't like someone, he'll show it subtlely through snide comments and other means. However, he is fiercely loyal to the ones that he loves and will protect their families as well. He's also quite a vengeful person. Godot is also quite the coffee conoisseur and can drink ungodly amounts of it without it seeming to affect him much.

Home Economics: Since he lives alone and his suit is always neatly pressed, it's logical to assume that he lives cleanly and knows how to cook and do other chores. He can also brew a mean cup of coffee; he even has some of his own special blends. However, you won't find any sugar or half-and-half near his coffee stuff.

Combat Skills: Considerable. Besides the fact that Godot just radiates badassity, he's done well in combat situations before. He also can throw a coffee mug fast and accurately.

Special Abilities: Does drinking 17 cups of coffee in one court day with hardly ever having a chance to go to the bathroom or dying of caffiene overdose count?

Competition:

In-Laws: Unknown. But if he has any it's unlikely that he has established contact with them.

Children: Godot seems to like children and get along well with them, but it's a bit difficult to gague how he'd react if the topic of having kids is broached.

Finances: Somehow he seems to be doing farirly well, considering his state of dress and the expensive coffees he drinks.

Sex: He'd be a hot, passionate lover who's not afraid to try anything. Hopefully your relationship with him will be long and lustful. Nothing to worry about in this department.

Overall: Godot is calm, collected, sexy, and a great lover. Marriage won't be the first thing on his mind, but having another significant other should bring joy back into Godot's life. He'll be loyal to you and would even return "from the depths of hell" to protect you. He can sometimes be a jerk, and his coffee addiction may get annoying, but you'll have a hard time finding a better love. Keep in mind, however, that your romance may be short lived: due to health conditions, Godot may not live for very long.

((I've been working on this on-and off, so sorry if it seems to spike back and forth in quality... ^_^""))

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Oooo nice one.

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I'm a little surprised to see Franziska described as "plain." I always thought she was intended to be attractive in a scary sort of way. (Then again, I saw her referred to as a "bishoujo character in a doujinshi once. That doesn't quite fit.)

Me, too. She isn't plain...but she isn't a model either. She's just pleasing to the eyes, I suppose.

That's a VERY accurate discription of Godot. Good job :3.

Now I'm going to have to do some typing. That's it, I'm doing a *godforbid* Lotta profile ;'D. And maybe one for Engarde, too.

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Thanks, you guys! :D

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Not wanting to nitpick or anything, but I'd say that her hair is a greeny-blue colour, not silver as you said.

It's kinda hard to tell. I still see it more as a bluish silver (like something you'd see on a my little pony or something )
It goes without saying you wouldn't wanna bring that subject up while talking to her

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Well, I think Franzi is very attractive but not in the same way that other characters in the series have been shown to be. She has many pleasing features but I thought her personality had an effect on them. But yes, she's gorgeous compared to say, Lotta Hart.

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Somebody do

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Name: Turner Grey

Looks: Doctor Grey is a distinguished looking middle aged man. While not particularly good looking, he's hardly ugly and is aging rather gracefully. Doctor Grey dresses sensibly and if you can ignore him flipping you off when he adjusts his ill fitting glasses, he has good posture.

Smarts: A prestigious physician, Turner is probably extraordinarily smart. Unfortunately, he seems to be somewhat less than methodical given he ignored his nurse's horrific mistake. Likewise, Doctor Grey seems a bit gullible to believe that a disgraced medium's word on a piece of paper would repair his reputation (then again, his situation was rather desperate).

Personality: It would be probably a very bad idea to judge Doctor Grey's personality by his behavior at the time of his murder. Doctor Grey is facing bankruptcy, the destruction of his reputation as a Doctor, personal guilt for any part he may have played in the deaths of so many people, and possible prison time. In the face of that much stress, its quite likely he might be significantly more charming. From what we've seen, Doctor Grey is a harsh and demanding city hospital Doctor but few aren't in the real world. It's quite possible he's quite pleasant outside of his job.

Home Economics: Doctor Grey probably has the minimal housekeeping skills to keep himself going when he's not going out to eat. Given senior Doctors at hospitals work like dogs, his house is probably spotless probably because he doesn't spend very much time there.

Combat Skills: Hippocratic oath. Doctor Grey seems to be quite willing to struggle for his life though.

Special Abilities: Turner Grey seems to be an exceptionally talented Doctor who was honestly innocent of any real wrong-doing. Still, one might want to question his treatment policy if he was treating patients with varying degrees of medication and didn't bother to see if they were all getting the right pills until the next day.

Competition: If Doctor Grey was married, he'd probably lost her in the resulting scandal as his reputation became radioactive. Most likely, the biggest competition one will face is his career. Given that's shattered, he's likely to be easy to pick up.

In-Laws: Probably very elderly if they're still alive.

Children: Doctor Grey would probably be a very stern parent and expect the very best from them with all A report cards. Expect yelling to be possible.

Finances: To be honest, rather poor. Of course, he's dead so that's not really a problem. If Doctor Grey had lived, he'd probably end up working for the Kitakis as his only real possible source of employment. Then again, if Doctor Grey had survived then he might have also been vindicated by his near murder and getting Phoenix Wright as his lawyer. In which case, he might get a consulting position and finances won't be a problem.

Sex: Most likely quite normal but experienced.

Overall: Doctor Grey is a man who might have made an excellent husband for those interested in security and a stern authoritarian father-figure type. Unfortunately, he's an emotional and financial wreck around the time of Phoenix Wright 2. One could do much better.

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I'm gonna try and do Matt (sorry if it sucks )



Name: Matt Engarde

Looks: Wears a garish racing jacket and has a lock of hair covering one eye,

Smarts: He seems to not know what things are happening and relies heavily on other people, including his manager Adrian Andrews.

Personality: He's quite weak-minded, and constantly relies on others to make decisions for him and has a "refreshing like a spring breeze" image.

Home Economics: As Matt lives alone, it is safe to say that he probably has, at least, average home economics skills.

Combat Skills: Given he plays the Nickel Samurai on TV, one can assume that he does know a couple of Samurai moves.

Special Abilities: He is adept at "playing dumb" to get what he wants and making other people do his dirty work for him.

Competition: He seems to have no problem seducing women (except his manager, Adrian Andrews), so anyone interested in him would have plenty of competition.

In-Laws: Shoe, his pet cat.

Children: Matt doesn't seem the kind of guy who'd have children rightaway, seeing as he's only 21. Besides, they'd interfere with his womanising/partying.

Finances: Given that he's a popular TV star and lives in a mansion, it's fair to say that he's paid very well.

Sex: There's no doubt that he's experienced, just don't expect a meaningful relationship to follow afterward, though.

Overall: Stay away from this guy at all costs, unless you want to end up used and thrown away, like so many others before.

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Great write-up of Matt.

(...And don't forget that he spent $3800 on a toothbrush too. XD)

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That was a joke, i didn't mean anyone to take it seriously.

But good job though, i like it.

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ACK beaten to Matt. ; ;



Name: Jake Marshall

Looks: Deeply tanned and carrying that ruggard cowboy feel, Jake Marshall is a definite catch. As stated by many, Jake has quite the way with words, his speech patten spiced with Western slang that others may find appealing. Quite the cowboy, it is safe to assume that Jake spends quite a bit of time outdoors, so a well-built body is a definite sight behind that poncho.

Smarts: An ex-detective for the police force, it doesn't take a lot to figure out that Jake Marshall is far from slow. He takes his job seriously, and even now it's near impossible to get hhim to leak top-secrt information...Unless you have conclusive evidence. Jake's as sharp as a tack, however his defenses might drop under certain subjects. Or rise, depending on how said subject is treated.

Personality: Laid-back and easy-going, Jake is 100% cowboy. Hw tends to keep that easy smile on his face unless angered. When that happens, he'll make sure to remind you that you wouldn't live until tomorrow in certain places....Or States. However, he does have a serious side, and hen that shines though, you might find yourself looking at a completely different person. That being said, Jake has a heart as wide as the Grand Canyon, leaving all satisfied.

Home Economics: Straight from the South himself [Or LA, depending on how you look at it], Jake's home economic skills clearly show a love for al that is spicy. He also has a love for steaks.

Combat Skills: As expected, Jake is quite good with a gun. He's in-shape, and not even a run in with a secutiry guard can stop this cowboy. [However, that really dpends on size and shape of said security guard...]

Special Abilities: Jake has a way with words, as previously mentioned. Proud of his background, he will find a way to compare almost anything and everything to the great state of Texas. Also, his dedication levels are high off the charts, and is willing to do anything he can to get the job done to the best of his abilites.

Competition: Unknown to be fact of fiction, we have it on word from High School Junior Ema Skye that Jake and Chief Prosecutor Lana Skye share a 'special bond'. However, if this is to be taken romantically or not, one shall never know for sure. One can only assume.

In-Laws: Jake had one younger brother, Neil Marshall. Unfortunatly, Neil passed away at the untimely age of 27. It is a sensitive subject for Jake, and best not brought up in casual conversation. There are also rumors of Neil Marshall being alive and well, but kidnapped by a figure only known by the name 'Mr.Trite'. We have tired coming in contact with him/her, but they refused to comment on the accusations.

Children: Jake had no children, but it safe to assume he would make a very laid-back father, and always willing to share a story to make a point. That's not to say he wouldn't let them completely off the hook. After all, they'd shoot you for talking back to your parents in Texas.

Finances: Now working as a police officer, it's safe to say Jake isn't roling in cash. However, he works hard at his job when not at the the bar, so he isn't exactly dirt-poor.

Sex: Passionate and caring, Jake will aim that both parties enjoy the love-making. However, that isn't to say Jake can't be on the more....frisky side, shall we say. One may never know what they're in for, but one thing's for sure: Everything's bigger in Texas. [ OhgodI'msosorry. ]

Overall: Jake is a caring, hard-working man who cares about the people that mean the most to him. Just don't get him angry, and you're sure to have an excellent time with this cowboy.

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Now whose missing...

Males: Winston Payne, The Judge, Le Tigre, Masque De La Masque, Kristoph Gavin, Valant Graymere, Will Powers

Females: Pearl Fey (she'll grow up!), Violetta, Miss Oldbag (!!), Sister Bikini, The Blue Haired Computer Lady, Lotta Hart, Misty Fey

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Who's Max Payne? And the "Blue Haired Computer Lady" is Lisa Basil .
I know who Max Payne is but they don't have anything to do with Phoenix Wright...
I would do Kristoph... but I would stink at it.... .

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