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:phoenix: Maya, the burger is a lie.
:maya-shock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Good 'til the last drop.

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burninator59 wrote:
Figgy wrote:
:morgan: : I did this all for you Pearl...

:pearl: :Thanks mommy! AUUUGGHHH...-gets hit by semi-

:morgan: : ...Fuck.

Seaslug wrote:
:mareka: I brought the bag! *Trips* *crash*
:nick-sweat: (She can drive her bike a ludicris speeds and she trips on flat surface)
:udgy: Without any decisive evidence, this court find the defendant
:maya: What? Why's everyone looking at me?
:udgy: It's usually about this time you *ahem* grow and find something to help.
:maya: Mia said she ain't coming out.
:nick-sweat: 'She ain't coming out.'?
:maya: She said she can't fix this one.
:udgy: :guilty:



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:edgeworth: OBJECTION!
:phoenix: That's what she said!
:edgeworth: Who?
:phoenix: You don't get it, do you, Edgeworth? THAT WAS A JOKE! But just to piss you off, I'll say "Your mom"
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burninator59 wrote:
burninator59 wrote:
Figgy wrote:
:morgan: : I did this all for you Pearl...

:pearl: :Thanks mommy! AUUUGGHHH...-gets hit by semi-

:morgan: : ...Fuck.

Seaslug wrote:
:mareka: I brought the bag! *Trips* *crash*
:nick-sweat: (She can drive her bike a ludicris speeds and she trips on flat surface)
:udgy: Without any decisive evidence, this court find the defendant
:maya: What? Why's everyone looking at me?
:udgy: It's usually about this time you *ahem* grow and find something to help.
:maya: Mia said she ain't coming out.
:nick-sweat: 'She ain't coming out.'?
:maya: She said she can't fix this one.
:udgy: :guilty:



total win


I heard you the first time.

Also, shouldn't this belong in the main section of Defendant's Lobby? Also, YGO:TAS quotes aren't funny when overused.
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Objection!!

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:phoenix: : This is the bottle that the poison was in.
:godot: : No it was-
:phoenix: : Shut the hell up and let him answer!
:zenitora: (explains)
:spit:
:phoenix: : FACE!
Diego
Mia
Phoenix
Godot
Judge
Maya
Pearl
Edgeworth
:javado: :youngmia: :phoenix: :godot: :udgy: :maya: :pearl: :edgeworth: Needs more DESU... no exceptions.
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I'd say

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:phoenix: : "This clearly proves my client is innocent!"
:udgy: "Aherm, No it doesn't mister Wright, I'm afraid I'l have to Pena..."
:phoenix: "Hold it! I've had it with this shit, all the time it's 'Penalize this!' "Punish that!", 'You're wrong Mr Wright', But when some Bimbo comes in and starts whipping people around.
Noooooo...That's not a problem, Or some Quasi-retarted blind guy starts throwing coffeemugs around!,Perfectly fine! ...and don't get me started on that Gender confused frilly wearing pompous ass.

What do you do against them? huh? NOTHING!!! Always on my ass, that's all you're good for! I'm through with this old man!, you can just take that shiny gavel of yours and shove it! *Leaves*

:udgy: : *sob*


(Hmm, more sad then funny now that i look at it, oh well...)
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(not really funny but whatever)

:phoenix: grossberg it had to be you, your single
:grossburg: no im not single, meet my wife
:shoe: hey
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Franzise Deauxnim wrote:
Spoiler: 3-5
Image *Sigh* Ok...Ive gotta do the same pose like that movie I watched last night.Hmm,what was it again?..Oh,yeah. Star Wars...*Bling*

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:zap: Damon GAAAAANNNNTTT!!!!!!
:notes: : An intriguing scientific discovery, Pikachu exists.
:godot: : Well spotted, young miss.
:phoenix: Who are you? Where's Edgeworth?
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Guess who's druuuuunk~!

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T3h_Waffleman wrote:
:object: Screw the testimony, I have evidence!

You've inspired me,
:object: Screw the Rules, I'm the Main Character!
:think: Screw the Rules, I have a cravat!!
:sadshoe: Screw the rules, I have no money...
:grossburg: Screw old age, my youth smells like lemons!! (okay that one wasn't funny)
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No i liked the last one
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Guess who's druuuuunk~!

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I'm Baaaack,
:maya: :Super-sexy Transformation Sequence GO! *channels mia*
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:phoenix: :Grandpa, NO!!
:yogi: :Yuuugiii. (okay, that one I stole from a Phoenix Wrong vid)
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:edgeworth: :You Fools! There are no chicks in Ace Attorney, only extreemly girly men, and I am the girliest of them all!!
:damon: :You just keep telling yourself that.
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:redd: :I'm afaid I'll have to ask for one more thing from you Ms. Fey, your eternal silence...
:mia: :*gasp*
:maya: :Big sister! Is it time for my cameo yet!?
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:hobohodo: :Remember when I was the main character? Neither do I!
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:karma: :Hey, can I have that peice of incrimanating evidence?
:phoenix: :Well, you're clearly evil, but I see no reason not to trust you. *hands over Letter*
:taser: :Say goodbye to your evidence Wright!
:maya: :Noo!! Must *pant*risk life *pant* for scrap of paper!

Hmm, that's all I can think of...
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A beautiful world indeed.

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Riu wrote:
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:edgeworth: :You Fools! There are no chicks in Ace Attorney, only extreemly girly men, and I am the girliest of them all!!
:damon: :You just keep telling yourself that.


No it should be

:edgeworth: :You Fools! There are no chicks in Ace Attorney, only extreemly girly men, and I am the girliest of them all!!
:chef: Non, Monsouir, I am.
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Guess who's druuuuunk~!

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neoswordmaster wrote:
Riu wrote:
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:edgeworth: :You Fools! There are no chicks in Ace Attorney, only extreemly girly men, and I am the girliest of them all!!
:damon: :You just keep telling yourself that.


No it should be

:edgeworth: :You Fools! There are no chicks in Ace Attorney, only extreemly girly men, and I am the girliest of them all!!
:chef: Non, Monsouir, I am.

You're right....
And I have one more... (this should have been the first one I put)
:beta-phoenix2: :Screw the rules, I have green hair!!!
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:maya: Detective Gumshoe, you dropped your handcuffs! They're so cute! I didn't know they made pink fuzzy ones.
:eh?: Er...just give them here and don't tell Mr. Edgeworth, ok?
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Hylian100 wrote:
:zap: Damon GAAAAANNNNTTT!!!!!!
:notes: : An intriguing scientific discovery, Pikachu exists.
:godot: : Well spotted, young miss.
:phoenix: Who are you? Where's Edgeworth?


That was WIN.

As for mine...one thing that would happen if Phoenix had the Magatama from the start of AA (kinda crappy):

:phoenix: It's not something that I can claim to understand...
:phoenix: But you and Mr. White are lovers, aren't you?
:grossburg: W-W-What! My boy...
:grossburg: We're not...don't be ridiculous!

THUNG! Psyche-Locks appear

:phoenix: I knew it!
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And pure awesome = s to the exy.

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BigFish wrote:
I always wanted this to happen.
Spoiler: GS3 Big Spoilers
:mia-maya: ........
:spit: WWHHHAAAAAAATTT!!!??? MMIIIAAAAAAAA!!!!????
:mia-maya: WHAT!? Diego!?
:godot: You're dead!
:mia-maya: No! YOU'RE dead!
:ack: Do you to know each other!?


That made my day. I always was all, "But... why isn't he saying anything!?"
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moonfall wrote:
:maya: Detective Gumshoe, you dropped your handcuffs! They're so cute! I didn't know they made pink fuzzy ones.
:eh?: Er...just give them here and don't tell Mr. Edgeworth, ok?
Hylian100 wrote:
:zap: Damon GAAAAANNNNTTT!!!!!!
:notes: : An intriguing scientific discovery, Pikachu exists.
:godot: : Well spotted, young miss.
:phoenix: Who are you? Where's Edgeworth?
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(not really funny but whatever)

:phoenix: grossberg it had to be you, your single
:grossburg: no im not single, meet my wife
:shoe: hey
Ceres wrote:
:phoenix: : "This clearly proves my client is innocent!"
:udgy: "Aherm, No it doesn't mister Wright, I'm afraid I'l have to Pena..."
:phoenix: "Hold it! I've had it with this shit, all the time it's 'Penalize this!' "Punish that!", 'You're wrong Mr Wright', But when some Bimbo comes in and starts whipping people around.
Noooooo...That's not a problem, Or some Quasi-retarted blind guy starts throwing coffeemugs around!,Perfectly fine! ...and don't get me started on that Gender confused frilly wearing pompous ass.

What do you do against them? huh? NOTHING!!! Always on my ass, that's all you're good for! I'm through with this old man!, you can just take that shiny gavel of yours and shove it! *Leaves*

:udgy: : *sob*


(Hmm, more sad then funny now that i look at it, oh well...)

:phoenix: :Glen, what does the reader say about this topic's epicness?
:takao: :It's over 9000!!!!
:ack: :What!? 9000!? That's impossible!
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Um, this randomly came into my head, so don't expect it to be funny in any way.

At one of Deigo's trials which is still in the future but not future like in game......
:mia: Go Deigo Go!

Told you it wasn't funny. :sadshoe:
Hugs for all! ^^
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:chinami: MIA FEY? DO YOU THINK YOU'VE WON? DO YOU?

:youngmia: Yes.
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:phoenix: Wait, who are you?
:godot: I'm your worst nightmare, the ghost of your dead dog back from the fires of hell, the dirt under your finger nails, and ...
:nick-sweat: ... and?
:godot: ... I AM DARKWING DUCK!
:ack:

:flowsers: My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge *sing*
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:keiko: You're not smart, you're not a doctor, you're not a scientist, you're not even a full time employee, you've never been right, not even about this thing. Where did your life go so wrong?

:hobohodo: Before the events of Apollo Justice actually...
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:damon: Come into my office, Ema...
:ema: Why?
:damon: Because Lana's in prison and I need someone to play with...


:edgy: Edgy needs his alone time!
:badger: = awesomeness
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Just thought of this one...
Makoto Yuuki: What if it snowed in San Fancisco?
or....
:ini: Like, what if it snowed in like, San Francisco?
or basicly any other character.
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:object: OBJECTION! The cake is a lie!

:Keko-hands: Screw the rules, I have neurotoxin!

:ack: OHSHI
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RIU PRESENTS: Dahlia's Evil Council of Doom!
Based on Marik's Evil Council of Doom! Very, Very long. Here's the original video.

:chinami: Welcome gentlemen, I am glad to see you all came. I have assembled all of the Ace attorney villians into one place, this night shall see the end to Phoenix Wright and his bum chum Apollo Justice. With our combined evil we shall defeat him.... Somehow!
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:chinami: :Now for the evil role call....
Gant!
:gant: : This evil council is simply fabulous!
:chinami: :Stop pretending to be Max!
Matt Engarde!
:matt: :word to your mama.
:chinami: :Hotti and Manella!
:sal: He said "Hotti"
:hotti: :Oh yeah, hehehe....
:chinami: :Darayan!
:pencil: :Helloooooo Dallas!
:chinami: Franziska!
:franny: :Fools (translation: I leik turtles)
:chinami: Wellington and Tigre
:zenitora: :Duh.... Youse talking to ME!?
:chinami: : And Finally, umm, uh, what was your name again?
:yogi: :Hmm bla hmm *mumbles*
:chinami: :Look, I'm just going to call you bob, okay?
:yogi: :Mmhmmhe *mumbles*
:chinami: Yes, okay.....
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:chinami: Now then! On to buisness! Evil buisness! Nyahahaha!
:matt: Wait a miniute! Is this it?! These are all the villians from Ace Attorney?
:chinami: :What are you blathering about!?
:matt: :Come on, this can't be it! There's got to be more! I mean what about Edgeworth?
:chinami: :We don't need Edgeworth! He would just slow us down with his money and resources, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
:matt: :He turned you down didn't he?
:chinami: : Look, just shut the F*** up! Edgeworth isn't one of us, he's not villian material! He's more like an antihero, the worst kind of hero there is! They give us villians a good name!
:damon: :But wait, I'm not a villian, either!
:chinami: :Of course you are! You killed 2 innocent people just to get one person convicted!
:damon: :I was just confused, I didn't know what I was doing! Honestly!
:matt: Is that what you told your parents when they caught you making out with your boyfriend?
:sal: :Hahaha, yeah.
:hotti: hehehe, hehehehehe, um, I don't get it.
:chinami: :Silence! I command you all to shut the F*** up! We didn't come here to disscuss Gant's ambigous sexual orenitation!
:pencil: :I did!
:chinami: :Shut up! What we came here to do is defeat Phoenix Wright once and for all!!
:franny: :FOOLS (translation: I came for the free tacos)
:chinami: :By the way, there are no free tacos, that was a lie!
:franny: :Fools.... (translation: figures)
:matt: So how are we going to defeat Phoenix? Are we going to kill him? Because I would be totally on board with that! Especially if it involves knives, I like knives they make me feel all tingly.
:chinami: :NO! We won't kill Phoenix Wright! That would be too obvious!
:matt: too fun more like it.
:chinami: :Drum roll please, come on is it too much to ask for a f****** drum roll?
*drum roll*
:chinami: :Thank you, for god's sake. In order to defeat Phoenix Wright we shall
............................... defeat him in court!!!! dun dun dunnnn...
*drum roll contunes*
:matt: That's your plan?!
:damon: :I already tried that.
:zenitora: :Yeah me too!
:chinami: :This will be no ordinary trial, it will........ look you can stop the drum roll now!
*drum roll finishes*
:chinami: :Thank you, This trial will take place... On a BOAT!
:matt: A boat?
:chinami: : Yes, ingenius isn't it?
:matt: Why a boat?
:chinami: Because when he gets a GUILTY verdict.... we'll, uh, push him over the edge of the boat... into the sea.
:matt: And what praytell will that accomplish?
:chinami: Well his hair will be soaked, it will take hours to dry it.
:matt: Why do we even need to beat him in court, why can't we just push him off the boat?
:chinami: .....No! The trial is integrel to the plot! The evil plot...... of which I am the evil mastermind!
:sal: :UHHHHHH, hey! Where are all the chicks?
:hotti: Yeah, hehehe... where are the chicks?
:chinami: :What did they just say?
:matt: I think they want to know why there are no women here.
:chinami: :............
I'm a women you know
:hotti: hehehe, yeah but where are the hot girls?
:chinami: :........... KILL THEM!! ( I had to change this part because in "Marik's evil council of doom" there weren't any girls)
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:matt: Look if we're going to defeat Phoenix, then we're going to need something truely evil, something that dosen't involve trials.
:chinami: WHAT!?!? No trials!?! You're insane! I mean, more insane than the rest of us!
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:pencil: :I have an idea!
:chinami: :Oh, what's your idea mr. Phallic Hair?
:pencil: :Why don't we destroy the world?
................
People ussually laugh when I say that.
:chinami: :Well, we're not laughing, by the way what is that thing on your head?
:pencil: Oh that's my williy
:chinami: :JEEZ!! Put a hat on or something will you!?!?
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:chinami: What about you bob, do you have any ideas?
:yogi: :Mhhmhh *mumbles*
:chinami: :Yeah that's great, shutup!
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:matt: Wait a minute, if these are all the Ace Attorney villians, then where is that weird, Dragon Ball Z fanboy, Kristoph? You know the one from GS4?
:chinami: :You mean the game nobody liked?
:matt: That's the one.
:chinami: :I didn't invite him, he's just a dork.
:matt: :For once, we agree on something.
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MEANWHILE
:Kristoph-hair: :This is an outrage! Dahlia is having an evil council meeting, and I'm not invited! They've even got free tacos, the bastards! So I've gathered other villians who were left out!
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:payne: That Dahlia is so mean!
:darke: Crikey Mate!! Put another shrimp on the barbey! (we don't know anything about him, he could have been Australian)
:karma-scream: :Zug, zug.
:garyuu: We're not going to let them get away with this, we'll have our own evil council and ours will be much better! And we'll have pizza! Which is much better than tacos. Isn't that right my evil misfits!?
:payne: Hooray!
:karma-scream: Zug, zug.
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:chinami: :Come on!! One of you motherf****** must have a decent plan to defeat Phoenix!
:zenitora: :Duh..... I got an idea.
:chinami: :Oh goodie! The big, lurching freakjob has an idea, well go ahead and sock it to 'em, big man.
:zenitora: What if we stole his attorney's badge while he's asleep, then he won't be able to stop us.
:chinami: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard, go to the back of the class!
:zenitora: GAAR!
:franny: FOOLS (Leave him alone)
:chinami: :What is it Franziska? Do you have an idea that dosen't involve whips?
:franny: Fools (well actually......)
:matt: Enough of this! There's only 1 way to truly defeat Phoenix Wright, and I know what it is.
:chinami: :For the last time we're not killing him. Even if we did those f***tards would just censor it!
:matt: We're not going to kill him
:chinami: Then tell us, Scratchy, what shall we do?
:psycho-matt: I told you not to call me that.
:chinami: well you're asking for it, look at your face, you look like some F***ing cliche villain!
:hotti: :hehe, yeah *snicker*
:enguard!: Listen to me, dammit! The only way to defeat Phoenix Wright is to spam his Youtube profile.
:chinami: Spam his what?
:enguard!: His youtube profile. If we can send hundreds of rude messages to his youtube profile he'll have no choice but to surrender to our superior might.
:chinami: Well that does actually sound like a good idea. It's very evil. I like it. Now let's go defeat Phoenix Wright once and for all!
:wellington: I didn't get any lines!
:chinami: Save it for the next episode!
:yogi: Mhhmhh *mumbles*
:chinami: You said it bob.
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:garyuu: So in order to defeat Dahlia we shall spam her Youtube profile!
:payne: Great idea boss!
:darke: Stone the flaming crows, the dingo ate my baby!
:garyuu: I'm surrounded by idiots
:karma-scream: Zug, zug!
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District Court No. 2

Edgeworth: And this is why the defendant is guilty

Phoenix: OBJECTION! You are blatantly wrong...

*Machine Gun Fire knocking the courtrrom doors off their hinges*

*Oldbag stands, sunglasses on and a massive AK-47 in her arms.*

Oldbag: Did someone say something to edgey-poo?
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:maya: : Say, do you think that's him, Nick?
:phoenix: : Hmm, there's only one way to find out...
:phoenix: : Excuse me, are you cinnamon buns?
:yuusaku: : You bet your sweet ass I am!
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RIU PRESENTS: Dahlia's Evil Council of Doom!
Based on Marik's Evil Council of Doom! Very, Very long. Here's the original video.

:chinami: Welcome gentlemen, I am glad to see you all came. I have assembled all of the Ace attorney villians into one place, this night shall see the end to Phoenix Wright and his bum chum Apollo Justice. With our combined evil we shall defeat him.... Somehow!
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:chinami: :Now for the evil role call....
Gant!
:gant: : This evil council is simply fabulous!
:chinami: :Stop pretending to be Max!
Matt Engarde!
:matt: :word to your mama.
:chinami: :Hotti and Manella!
:sal: He said "Hotti"
:hotti: :Oh yeah, hehehe....
:chinami: :Darayan!
:pencil: :Helloooooo Dallas!
:chinami: Franziska!
:franny: :Fools (translation: I leik turtles)
:chinami: Wellington and Tigre
:zenitora: :Duh.... Youse talking to ME!?
:chinami: : And Finally, umm, uh, what was your name again?
:yogi: :Hmm bla hmm *mumbles*
:chinami: :Look, I'm just going to call you bob, okay?
:yogi: :Mmhmmhe *mumbles*
:chinami: Yes, okay.....
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:chinami: Now then! On to buisness! Evil buisness! Nyahahaha!
:matt: Wait a miniute! Is this it?! These are all the villians from Ace Attorney?
:chinami: :What are you blathering about!?
:matt: :Come on, this can't be it! There's got to be more! I mean what about Edgeworth?
:chinami: :We don't need Edgeworth! He would just slow us down with his money and resources, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
:matt: :He turned you down didn't he?
:chinami: : Look, just shut the F*** up! Edgeworth isn't one of us, he's not villian material! He's more like an antihero, the worst kind of hero there is! They give us villians a good name!
:damon: :But wait, I'm not a villian, either!
:chinami: :Of course you are! You killed 2 innocent people just to get one person convicted!
:damon: :I was just confused, I didn't know what I was doing! Honestly!
:matt: Is that what you told your parents when they caught you making out with your boyfriend?
:sal: :Hahaha, yeah.
:hotti: hehehe, hehehehehe, um, I don't get it.
:chinami: :Silence! I command you all to shut the F*** up! We didn't come here to disscuss Gant's ambigous sexual orenitation!
:pencil: :I did!
:chinami: :Shut up! What we came here to do is defeat Phoenix Wright once and for all!!
:franny: :FOOLS (translation: I came for the free tacos)
:chinami: :By the way, there are no free tacos, that was a lie!
:franny: :Fools.... (translation: figures)
:matt: So how are we going to defeat Phoenix? Are we going to kill him? Because I would be totally on board with that! Especially if it involves knives, I like knives they make me feel all tingly.
:chinami: :NO! We won't kill Phoenix Wright! That would be too obvious!
:matt: too fun more like it.
:chinami: :Drum roll please, come on is it too much to ask for a f****** drum roll?
*drum roll*
:chinami: :Thank you, for god's sake. In order to defeat Phoenix Wright we shall
............................... defeat him in court!!!! dun dun dunnnn...
*drum roll contunes*
:matt: That's your plan?!
:damon: :I already tried that.
:zenitora: :Yeah me too!
:chinami: :This will be no ordinary trial, it will........ look you can stop the drum roll now!
*drum roll finishes*
:chinami: :Thank you, This trial will take place... On a BOAT!
:matt: A boat?
:chinami: : Yes, ingenius isn't it?
:matt: Why a boat?
:chinami: Because when he gets a GUILTY verdict.... we'll, uh, push him over the edge of the boat... into the sea.
:matt: And what praytell will that accomplish?
:chinami: Well his hair will be soaked, it will take hours to dry it.
:matt: Why do we even need to beat him in court, why can't we just push him off the boat?
:chinami: .....No! The trial is integrel to the plot! The evil plot...... of which I am the evil mastermind!
:sal: :UHHHHHH, hey! Where are all the chicks?
:hotti: Yeah, hehehe... where are the chicks?
:chinami: :What did they just say?
:matt: I think they want to know why there are no women here.
:chinami: :............
I'm a women you know
:hotti: hehehe, yeah but where are the hot girls?
:chinami: :........... KILL THEM!! ( I had to change this part because in "Marik's evil council of doom" there weren't any girls)
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:matt: Look if we're going to defeat Phoenix, then we're going to need something truely evil, something that dosen't involve trials.
:chinami: WHAT!?!? No trials!?! You're insane! I mean, more insane than the rest of us!
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:pencil: :I have an idea!
:chinami: :Oh, what's your idea mr. Phallic Hair?
:pencil: :Why don't we destroy the world?
................
People ussually laugh when I say that.
:chinami: :Well, we're not laughing, by the way what is that thing on your head?
:pencil: Oh that's my williy
:chinami: :JEEZ!! Put a hat on or something will you!?!?
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:chinami: What about you bob, do you have any ideas?
:yogi: :Mhhmhh *mumbles*
:chinami: :Yeah that's great, shutup!
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:matt: Wait a minute, if these are all the Ace Attorney villians, then where is that weird, Dragon Ball Z fanboy, Kristoph? You know the one from GS4?
:chinami: :You mean the game nobody liked?
:matt: That's the one.
:chinami: :I didn't invite him, he's just a dork.
:matt: :For once, we agree on something.
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MEANWHILE
:Kristoph-hair: :This is an outrage! Dahlia is having an evil council meeting, and I'm not invited! They've even got free tacos, the bastards! So I've gathered other villians who were left out!
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:payne: That Dahlia is so mean!
:darke: Crikey Mate!! Put another shrimp on the barbey! (we don't know anything about him, he could have been Australian)
:karma-scream: :Zug, zug.
:garyuu: We're not going to let them get away with this, we'll have our own evil council and ours will be much better! And we'll have pizza! Which is much better than tacos. Isn't that right my evil misfits!?
:payne: Hooray!
:karma-scream: Zug, zug.
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:chinami: :Come on!! One of you motherf****** must have a decent plan to defeat Phoenix!
:zenitora: :Duh..... I got an idea.
:chinami: :Oh goodie! The big, lurching freakjob has an idea, well go ahead and sock it to 'em, big man.
:zenitora: What if we stole his attorney's badge while he's asleep, then he won't be able to stop us.
:chinami: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard, go to the back of the class!
:zenitora: GAAR!
:franny: FOOLS (Leave him alone)
:chinami: :What is it Franziska? Do you have an idea that dosen't involve whips?
:franny: Fools (well actually......)
:matt: Enough of this! There's only 1 way to truly defeat Phoenix Wright, and I know what it is.
:chinami: :For the last time we're not killing him. Even if we did those f***tards would just censor it!
:matt: We're not going to kill him
:chinami: Then tell us, Scratchy, what shall we do?
:psycho-matt: I told you not to call me that.
:chinami: well you're asking for it, look at your face, you look like some F***ing cliche villain!
:hotti: :hehe, yeah *snicker*
:enguard!: Listen to me, dammit! The only way to defeat Phoenix Wright is to spam his Youtube profile.
:chinami: Spam his what?
:enguard!: His youtube profile. If we can send hundreds of rude messages to his youtube profile he'll have no choice but to surrender to our superior might.
:chinami: Well that does actually sound like a good idea. It's very evil. I like it. Now let's go defeat Phoenix Wright once and for all!
:wellington: I didn't get any lines!
:chinami: Save it for the next episode!
:yogi: Mhhmhh *mumbles*
:chinami: You said it bob.
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:garyuu: So in order to defeat Dahlia we shall spam her Youtube profile!
:payne: Great idea boss!
:darke: Stone the flaming crows, the dingo ate my baby!
:garyuu: I'm surrounded by idiots
:karma-scream: Zug, zug!

This took me forever to write and NOBODY complemints me on it!!! :grey:
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Oh right. Well, um. WELL DONE RIU! :gant:
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Oh right. Well, um. WELL DONE RIU! :gant:

Thank you! :edgeworth:
.........
Joking! Though it did take me awhile, I don't really care if anybody likes it, I was just hoping someone would comment.
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:phoenix:: There's only one thing I need to know, Godot....
:phoenix:: Do you REALLY like coffee?
:godot:: Yes... :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock:
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Thers one thing Ive always wanted to hear:

Finishing the trial against Iris:

:mia-maya: : Good work Wright I know now that...
:nick: : You know? Ive realized something about the trial in the one you were my lawyer.
:mia-maya: : What is it?
:nick: :If my mind is just okay I remember that I told you that the Dahlia that speaked in that courtroom wasnt the real one and you went in a internal monolog calling me stupid or something like that...
:mia-maya: : So?...(he`s still a little bit stupid)
:object: : I TOLD YOU SO!!! JAJAJAJAJA I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WEREN`T NANANANANANA JAJAJAJAJAJAJ youre so lame being wrong for 5 years JajajajJajAJaj!!!
:mia-maya: Who do you think you are with that laugh Wright? Luke Atmey/look at me? XD


I know it was boring as a sweet cup of coffee for Godot.

Thanks. Its a pleasure.
Thanks. It was, is and always will be a pleasure.
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Summergale wrote:
:phoenix:: There's only one thing I need to know, Godot....
:phoenix:: Do you REALLY like coffee?
:godot:: Yes... :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock: :psycho-lock:
:maya-shock: :nick-sweat: :ema-shock: :apollo-shock:

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1.) How can Ema and Apollo be with Maya and Nick? TIME PARADOX!
2.) They shouldn't all be able to see the locks.................Unless Apollo and Ema are using Hobo Nick's magatama! Dun dun duuuuuuuun!
3.) *time paradox rips reality to shreds* Told ya!
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(Case 5 Spoilers)

:phoenix: I swear...I've seen you before Iris....

:ayame: No....you must be mistaken...

:phoenix: Hmmm....

Flashback.

:chinami: Honestly....how can any woman ever rely on you for anything? ....You disgust me....

End Flashback.

:zennybw: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

:ayame: Are you ok?!

Yeah....that was horrible for a first time....
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Spoiler: Case 2-4 spoilers
(When the issue with the Suicide note's handwriting is presented...)

:edgeworth: 30 minutes. Please give us 30 minutes, your honor!

:udgy: Are you sure you can make the necessary tests in that time?

:think: Guaranteed! 30 minutes, or your evidence is free!

:udgy: Well I hope it's piping hot when they deliver it to me.

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