Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
OMGWTF A TALKING BEANIE
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CarChaseCityMan wrote:
SuzuneAyasato wrote:
They all look at me because I have boobs. That is not very nice. BOYS!!
Now this is what confuses me.
Women DON'T like attention from men when it is your body we like.
We don't CHOOSE to like boobies, we just DO. And since you've got what we like, we tend to like to look at you, who have the BOOBIES WE DESIRE.
So do us a favor and just put down the blocks. Show us them buzjuggums an we'll be happy. I'm not saying whore yourselves off, but just don't look down on us for our instinct.
/startessay
IMO Well a lot of boys like Females With boobs
but i dont
i dont understand those boys
what a big chunk of meat has to do with Love ( No Offense especially to the Females of CR)
i mean come on
who wants a GF With Boobs As Big As footballs ( The Thought Scares me )
in simple
IMHO Females With Small Boobs Are Way Hotter Than those With half a Gallon Jugs ( SRSLY)
And BTW
God Created All of us
Short, Tall, Slim, Fat, Big, Small ( Bewbs BTW) , Pretty Appearance or Ugly
God Loves Us All
No Matter Who We are
/endessay
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Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
HOW DO GUYS FIND TWO 3-D SPHERES ATTRACTIVE?!
HOW DO GIRLS FIND *insert attractive male part here* ATTRACTIVE!?
Jesus is Lord.
Death Note is awesome.
"No, this is a reasonable discussion about pillow humping." -Tinker
Death Note is awesome.
"No, this is a reasonable discussion about pillow humping." -Tinker
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
It's stuck?
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gs68 wrote:
I tried psuedo-asking her out (asking her to hang out instead of go out), and said she might not be open this week. No response regarding that afterwards.
.............
What kind of an idiot does that for an opener?
gs68 wrote:
I might see her again this weekend.
No....You definitely won't. At least not in the sense that you'd like.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
My son is bored. Care to play with him?
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) got married a few years ago. As corny as this sounds, his wife ( 
) has an identical twin ( 
). Yes, they're both blondes. 
I'm interested in your opinions on how good my chances with this twin are. Here's the story:Before the wedding, I met the twins for the first time and amused them with a demonstration of my ballet skills. Eventually
and got engaged. I was to be the Best Man and was to be the Maid of Honor. As the time approached, word was relayed to me that would not go down the aisle with me unless I cut my hair short. In the interest of keeping the peace I complied, but I kept a lock of my shorn hair, intending to present it to as a token of my sacrifice. The ceremony went over without any serious hitches and over the course of the day we got along rather well. At the end of the day, I presented the preserved hair as planned. She started giggling nervously. I decided that I didn't have the heart to force it on her. My point had been made and I wasn't interested in truly souring relations between us. The possibility existed that I would have to interact with her at many a family reunion, after all.A while later (I forget how long), we met again at a music festival. This time we seemed to get along even better than before. My hair had regrown to a comparable length, but that didn't seem to bother her. We're both rather introverted, so it surprised me how often she initiated conversations with me and how easy it was for us to keep talking. I suppose you could say we "clicked". It soon became apparent that we converse in much the same way and even share a few unconscious behavioral tics. We ended up spending most of those three days together. One of those evenings, she proposed that we go on a walking tour of the local campsites together. My cousin's older sister (
) joined us, but that was after the idea had been proposed directly to me--not necessarily to the whole group. After a short while on tour we returned to day camp, but that was more 's idea than 's or mine. When the sun had gone down, we (me,
, , and ) decided to head for night camp to fetch some water. On the way there, one of the twins (I forget which) proposed a race. My ballet training came in quite handy on the rough terrain, as it allowed me to cover more distance in one stride. noticed this and shouted, half-laughing, "Hey! No fair!" When we arrived, , , and decided to take care of some other stuff while they were there. While I waited for them, I started softly singing "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof. Apparenly had overheard because as soon as she left her tent, she asked me do one of the dances from that movie. Thinking that she was referring to "If I Were a Rich Man" specifically, I shrugged and proceeded to imitate Tevye, stomping my feet and swinging my arms over my head. This caused her to double over with laughter. A couple minutes later, and returned and we ended up racing back to the street--again one of the twins' ideas. must've noticed something because during that race, he remarked, "See, that's what happens when you marry twins. They egg each other on and you end up doing silly things like this."When we arrived back at day camp,
talked about my Tevye act to my brother, laughing all the while. Right before we all parted ways for the night, told me that he would be in the Midwest (he lives in Virginia now) for a day or two longer and suggested, only half-joking, that I spend that time with him and went on to promise that would be there too. *wink* *wink*That's all the relevant information we have so far. What do you make of this?
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Gregory Wright wrote:
A cousin of mine ( ) got married a few years ago. As corny as this sounds, his wife ( ) has an identical twin ( ). Yes, they're both blondes. I'm interested in your opinions on how good my chances with this twin are. Here's the story:
Before the wedding, I met the twins for the first time and amused them with a demonstration of my ballet skills. Eventually and got engaged. I was to be the Best Man and was to be the Maid of Honor. As the time approached, word was relayed to me that would not go down the aisle with me unless I cut my hair short. In the interest of keeping the peace I complied, but I kept a lock of my shorn hair, intending to present it to as a token of my sacrifice. The ceremony went over without any serious hitches and over the course of the day we got along rather well. At the end of the day, I presented the preserved hair as planned. She started giggling nervously. I decided that I didn't have the heart to force it on her. My point had been made and I wasn't interested in truly souring relations between us. The possibility existed that I would have to interact with her at many a family reunion, after all.
A while later (I forget how long), we met again at a music festival. This time we seemed to get along even better than before. My hair had regrown to a comparable length, but that didn't seem to bother her. We're both rather introverted, so it surprised me how often she initiated conversations with me and how easy it was for us to keep talking. I suppose you could say we "clicked". It soon became apparent that we converse in much the same way and even share a few unconscious behavioral tics. We ended up spending most of those three days together. One of those evenings, she proposed that we go on a walking tour of the local campsites together. My cousin's older sister ( ) joined us, but that was after the idea had been proposed directly to me--not necessarily to the whole group. After a short while on tour we returned to day camp, but that was more 's idea than 's or mine.
When the sun had gone down, we (me, , , and ) decided to head for night camp to fetch some water. On the way there, one of the twins (I forget which) proposed a race. My ballet training came in quite handy on the rough terrain, as it allowed me to cover more distance in one stride. noticed this and shouted, half-laughing, "Hey! No fair!" When we arrived, , , and decided to take care of some other stuff while they were there. While I waited for them, I started softly singing "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof. Apparenly had overheard because as soon as she left her tent, she asked me do one of the dances from that movie. Thinking that she was referring to "If I Were a Rich Man" specifically, I shrugged and proceeded to imitate Tevye, stomping my feet and swinging my arms over my head. This caused her to double over with laughter. A couple minutes later, and returned and we ended up racing back to the street--again one of the twins' ideas. must've noticed something because during that race, he remarked, "See, that's what happens when you marry twins. They egg each other on and you end up doing silly things like this."
When we arrived back at day camp, talked about my Tevye act to my brother, laughing all the while. Right before we all parted ways for the night, told me that he would be in the Midwest (he lives in Virginia now) for a day or two longer and suggested, only half-joking, that I spend that time with him and went on to promise that would be there too. *wink* *wink*
That's all the relevant information we have so far. What do you make of this?
) got married a few years ago. As corny as this sounds, his wife ( ) has an identical twin ( ). Yes, they're both blondes. I'm interested in your opinions on how good my chances with this twin are. Here's the story:Before the wedding, I met the twins for the first time and amused them with a demonstration of my ballet skills. Eventually
and got engaged. I was to be the Best Man and was to be the Maid of Honor. As the time approached, word was relayed to me that would not go down the aisle with me unless I cut my hair short. In the interest of keeping the peace I complied, but I kept a lock of my shorn hair, intending to present it to as a token of my sacrifice. The ceremony went over without any serious hitches and over the course of the day we got along rather well. At the end of the day, I presented the preserved hair as planned. She started giggling nervously. I decided that I didn't have the heart to force it on her. My point had been made and I wasn't interested in truly souring relations between us. The possibility existed that I would have to interact with her at many a family reunion, after all.A while later (I forget how long), we met again at a music festival. This time we seemed to get along even better than before. My hair had regrown to a comparable length, but that didn't seem to bother her. We're both rather introverted, so it surprised me how often she initiated conversations with me and how easy it was for us to keep talking. I suppose you could say we "clicked". It soon became apparent that we converse in much the same way and even share a few unconscious behavioral tics. We ended up spending most of those three days together. One of those evenings, she proposed that we go on a walking tour of the local campsites together. My cousin's older sister (
) joined us, but that was after the idea had been proposed directly to me--not necessarily to the whole group. After a short while on tour we returned to day camp, but that was more 's idea than 's or mine. When the sun had gone down, we (me,
, , and ) decided to head for night camp to fetch some water. On the way there, one of the twins (I forget which) proposed a race. My ballet training came in quite handy on the rough terrain, as it allowed me to cover more distance in one stride. noticed this and shouted, half-laughing, "Hey! No fair!" When we arrived, , , and decided to take care of some other stuff while they were there. While I waited for them, I started softly singing "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof. Apparenly had overheard because as soon as she left her tent, she asked me do one of the dances from that movie. Thinking that she was referring to "If I Were a Rich Man" specifically, I shrugged and proceeded to imitate Tevye, stomping my feet and swinging my arms over my head. This caused her to double over with laughter. A couple minutes later, and returned and we ended up racing back to the street--again one of the twins' ideas. must've noticed something because during that race, he remarked, "See, that's what happens when you marry twins. They egg each other on and you end up doing silly things like this."When we arrived back at day camp,
talked about my Tevye act to my brother, laughing all the while. Right before we all parted ways for the night, told me that he would be in the Midwest (he lives in Virginia now) for a day or two longer and suggested, only half-joking, that I spend that time with him and went on to promise that would be there too. *wink* *wink*That's all the relevant information we have so far. What do you make of this?
i say you have a pretty good chance
i was gonna say " Go For It "
but i want to hear others opinion before choosing my own
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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(DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT EDGEY, I'LLCUT YOUR MANHOOD OFF.).So, I know
for four years now, but I have a problem..I've seen 3 times last year, and I looked like a hippie. See THERE.So, I looked like some FUCKING hippie. But,
did some things which gave me..hope..But then..you know what happened, and I barely will ever see
again.Maybe, if there's some chance..and if god likes me..
Ok..So, this is about Encounters with opposite sex, so I have something for you.
Last year we were swimming, and I sat down in my bikini. And
was like ':D' all the time. And what does silly me? LOOKS AWAY. If I could turn back time, I'd go and smile RIGHT INTO 's FACE.Ok, enough of the complaining, good night.
I'm not using CR anymore.
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
It's stuck?
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SuzuneAyasato wrote:
blah blah blah
You're done.
Unless you can pull that same shy act again, it's likely you have no chance. Then again, I have such an iron focus that I no longer know what the average will or desire of someone your age might be.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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And many guys feel my back. It's getting rather annoying.
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Mystic Mina wrote:
One of my guy friends, whenever we play tag or whatever, he often slaps me across the chest. So I slap him. And many guys feel my back. It's getting rather annoying.
And many guys feel my back. It's getting rather annoying.Just tell them that you don't like it. At first, don't say it too seriously, but serious enough so that they know you're telling the truth (Just so that they don't think you're joking).
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
OMGWTF A TALKING BEANIE
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Mystic Mina wrote:
One of my guy friends, whenever we play tag or whatever, he often slaps me across the chest. So I slap him. And many guys feel my back. It's getting rather annoying.
And many guys feel my back. It's getting rather annoying.Tell Them to Stop
2. Tell A Adult About It
3. Im Out of ideas
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JRF
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There was this one time during this past high school year where I was going to a band adjudication. As my high school's concert band was entering the building, this girl from another school asks me 'What's your grade?'
Now, mind you, I guessed that the girl was a bit older than me, maybe by a full grade or two. I tell her 'Freshman' and she's like 'Oh...'
She went back to her group and I haven't heard a word from her since.
Then I found five bucks.
Meine Familie (My family) :
(Mutter/Mother) : NaturallyLazy
(Vater/Father) : Phoenix_Apollo
(Schwester/Sister) : fatalfeline
(Bruder/Brother) : Game_Over
(Frau zu sein/ Wife to be) : Jade
(Mutter/Mother) : NaturallyLazy
(Vater/Father) : Phoenix_Apollo
(Schwester/Sister) : fatalfeline
(Bruder/Brother) : Game_Over
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Mystic Mina wrote:
One of my guy friends, whenever we play tag or whatever, he often slaps me across the chest. So I slap him. And many guys feel my back. It's getting rather annoying.
And many guys feel my back. It's getting rather annoying.Tell them to stop in a serious tone, the first time.
No, really. Most guys will not take a hint unless you are dead serious. Don't get mad about it, but let them know you mean it.
--------
Anyway, I haven't had any serious encounters lately. I'll meet girls whenever I hit the clubs and dance and talk and whatever, but nothing too serious. It's dangerous sometimes to have things go further in a club environment, whether you're a girl OR guy.
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It's stuck?
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JadeRoach wrote:
Then I found five bucks.
This is the best story I've ever read!
Mystic Mina wrote:
One of my guy friends, whenever we play tag or whatever, he often slaps me across the chest. So I slap him.
Because you don't guide his hands elsewhere, I'm going to assume you don't want him to have anything to do with either area.
The slap should have been enough but most guys are stupid. Tell him to stop.
If he doesn't, there's always the pen-in-the-eye trick.
Mystic Mina wrote:
And many guys feel my back. It's getting rather annoying.
Your back is sexy?
johnny rainbow wrote:
It's dangerous sometimes to have things go further in a club environment, whether you're a girl OR guy.
Aww...But what about all the baby seals?
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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OMGWTF A TALKING BEANIE
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DaemonForce wrote:
Your back is sexy?
SEXYBACK
sorry
i cant Resist
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bennie111 wrote:
DaemonForce wrote:
Your back is sexy?
SEXYBACK
YEAH! (C'mon, you knew that was coming...)
Meine Familie (My family) :
(Mutter/Mother) : NaturallyLazy
(Vater/Father) : Phoenix_Apollo
(Schwester/Sister) : fatalfeline
(Bruder/Brother) : Game_Over
(Frau zu sein/ Wife to be) : Jade
(Mutter/Mother) : NaturallyLazy
(Vater/Father) : Phoenix_Apollo
(Schwester/Sister) : fatalfeline
(Bruder/Brother) : Game_Over
(Frau zu sein/ Wife to be) : Jade
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An immature body deserves none of that kind of attention though.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Going fangirl over Larry Butz
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Me=
Crush=
My "friend" at the time (who's now my enemy)=
So it's a day at canteen (or something) and I'm eating in the gym, and me and my "friend" were talking.
So, do you like anyone, (my name)? Yeah...but it's a secret. C'mon, you can tell me, (my name)! Okaay. *whispers* You like ?! (loudly) Shhh! Shut up! You like , you like ...Then we head outside for lunch recess, and I see
by the swings. Then goes up to him and says, Hey , you know who likes you? No, who? *whispers my name*By then I had ran to the side of the school, because I was embarassed.
LIKES ME?!! *shouts at the top of his lungs*Yeah...after that he kept asking me if I liked him and he passed me notes that said "I don't like you" =P
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Going fangirl over Larry Butz
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Thank you Vicki, for the AWESOME sig and avy!!
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Going fangirl over Larry Butz
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!" I said, "Where?" and looked, and sure enough, was on a bike on a driveway of a house a little ways away, and some little guys were going to the front and he said "All right guys," and I forget what the said after that -^_^- I said "What's up?" pretty loud, but he didn't hear me. He shaved his head more, I think. He doesn't look as nice as he did before, but oh well. I just went to my friend's house today, in fact. :) Fun times. :)
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(No seriously. When I was 10, I had a crush on this guy and my friend told this really immature guy in our class. He ended up telling everyone. It was embarrassing, but now that I look back on it, it was absolutely hilarious.)
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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True Story.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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) and one of my other friends keaps telling me something like he had his eyes on the other girl first... Ofcourse I never told him I had a dream about theo ther gal once. 
wait, I'm not finished, So I was in my Drama lesson and we were suppsoed to be doing something to ragtime and the first girl (let's say
) and her BF ( 
) and my other best friend (damn, there are no sprites with afros... let's just use; 
) and myself were in a group. Y'see we were in a casino and i kept winning cuz I was cheating, so is dealing the cards for Poker. He kept dancing to the music which really pissed me off. So I took off my belt so I could hit him with it... awkward isnt it. Anyway, I was about to hit him when
: Hey , this is like last night (she was joking by the way)So i put my belt away. And I though, I KNOW WHY DONT WE CHANGE SEATS. So every poker game; we changed seats. So
is suggesting ideas for a story : lets hav a gang-bangMe: Yeh, thats a great idea.
: LOL yeh! : that wouldnt work cuz we all have penises (she keeps saying she's a "He-she")Me: what dya think asses are for?
: LOL sow hat nowMe: I KNOW, A CASINO!
:...
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There was this time in 8th grade Social Studies class. The class was predominately female, as was everyone sitting near me. I was pretty much cornered. So anyway, we're working (Everyone was sitting next to me because i "knew everything") and I was having difficulty with the map assignment. I said "I can't find this city in Virgina"
EVERYONE near me got silent and just stared at me. I really had no idea what to say after fucking up like that
Lousy sig made by me :3
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You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
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TheSquishy wrote:
There was this time in 8th grade Social Studies class. The class was predominately female, as was everyone sitting near me. I was pretty much cornered. So anyway, we're working (Everyone was sitting next to me because i "knew everything") and I was having difficulty with the map assignment. I said "I can't find this city in Virgina"
EVERYONE near me got silent and just stared at me. I really had no idea what to say after fucking up like that
I'm assuming since you have Virginia in italic, you, said a similar word instead of that
XD
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There's this cute 29 year old blondie thingy(It's always a blondie. Damnit!) at work that I pick on A LOT.
Hi. Who are you again? ... Oh right. Aren't you the one that was married 9 times once? Ahahahahah!Things get a bit interesting whenever I get stuck with large orders of (women's) underwear.
Having fun? No. What?! How could you NOT be having fun with that. You're playing with women's underwear!
*walk walk walk* Uhmmm....Cause it isn't wearing anything? Ahahahahaha! Having fun with those? They're not my size. Ahahahaahahaha! I'm not collecting these. Yet. I got stuck with more of the same order THIS week.
Having fun again? No. You're really strange. How? You get to play with womens' underwear and you're not at all thrilled? That's right. Women's underwear! As in the kind an old thingies wear! All the cool girls wear the ones that unclasp in FRONT! I think I made her cry on the inside.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
In vain they did not suffer...
Gender: Male
Location: São Paulo - Brazil ^-^
Rank: Decisive Witness
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But I had a girlfriend untill January of this year, at we had some good times together. ^^
Our relationship helped me prove to myself that I am, indeed, capable of having serious social interactions with the opposite sex. I remember that, before we got together, I almost had heart attacks whenever I approched a girl, but thanks to everything that happened, I'm not like that anymore. =D
Anyway, I think I have a little crush on a friend of mine. But I really don't want to feel anything serious with her, since she's already with someone else. I think I mentioned this before in another thread. ;)
Anyway, I find it funny that, even if I know that we'll never get together, I still try to amuse her, be it with my artistic skills (or lack of. xD) or trying to prove that I'm intelligent. xD Sometimes I overreact our conversations, and she doesn't talk to me for the rest of the day. ;_;
Sometimes, I imagine that she thinks I'm annoying. =/
"We lie in wait, the human minds are clouded
Initiation of the master plan
Assimilate, build a life among them
Centuries will pass, patience will win"
Iced Earth ~ Ten Thousand Strong
Initiation of the master plan
Assimilate, build a life among them
Centuries will pass, patience will win"
Iced Earth ~ Ten Thousand Strong
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
Idol of Polar Bears
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Location: Norcal
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If anything is for sure, that night is one I won't soon forget.
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
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Location: Somewhere you're not
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
Robo-Aly
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Location: Vancouver
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:14 am
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
It's stuck?
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Location: Olympia, WA
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
DIIIICKHAIR~
Gender: Male
Location: USA.
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:26 pm
Posts: 198
There's this girl I know who cosplays Lamiroir, and she's effin' obsessed with me. She even ships Daryan x Lamiroir. It makes no sense to me.
Overall, I know her in real life and she's a good girl and all, but could someone give me some pointers? I have no idea what to say to her.
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
Robo-Aly
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Location: Vancouver
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DaemonForce wrote:
You have no backbone.
Haha I have my reasons :P
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
Louco é quem me diz e não é feliz
Gender: Male
Location: Brazil
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:50 pm
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Here's the thing: After a drama play I did, I met a girl outside the theater. We had a nice quick chat, then I went on a school trip and there one friend of mine told me that that girl was interested on me. When I got back, I sent her a message through orkut (it's the brazilian facebook) about we should meet again. One the next day, I saw her messages page and there was a message from a guy after mine saying “who is this sucker?”. Guess what: apparently she got a date when I got back from the trip.
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Location: Bri-stol
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
That's it, I'm shaving my head.
Gender: Female
Location: Behind you. Just turn around, I'm there.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:20 am
Posts: 94
However, Toys R Us is giving out Dragonite next month, and were both huge Poketards. I saw him there while they were giving out Darkrai. Maybe I might just get to see him again, ask him a question or two.
And now there's a guy I happen to have a crush on, I see him everyday since we share a class and take the same bus everyday. I smiled so wide earlier today when he told me we should sit next to each other and talk more often despite having a pretty bad day otherwise.
Whoo~.
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
And pure awesome = s to the exy.
Gender: Female
Location: The land of boring...
Rank: Ace Attorney
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