What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:31 pm

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Saying you've got seven days left to live?

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:35 pm

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I'd, well...die, I guess.

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:50 pm

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I'd push her back in the frickin' well.

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:52 pm

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sigh and say to myself

"Why the hell did I date ANOTHER neurotic woman?"

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:30 pm

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I'd speak back like the old man from 1-4.

:yogi:

Mmgh? This Meg?

:chinami:

..... errr.... what?

:yogi:

Meg, are you going to take care of the Wet Noodle?

:chinami:

0_0?

Yeah, I have no clue how a facial expression would show on a rotary phone either.

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:31 pm

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With Dahlia, I doubt it would involve any kind of lack of words. At any point :s

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:45 pm

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That would suck, and why the hell did I give her my phone number! :larry:

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:20 pm

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CatMuto wrote:

Pierre wrote:

Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)

I feel the same

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:41 pm

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Well, you could always give her the number of the speaking clock...
OH GOD I LOVE THE SPEAKING CLOCK.

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:42 pm

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Wrestlemania wrote:

Meg, are you going to take care of the Wet Noodle?

:chinami:

0_0?

No innuendo here.

This setup sounds more like something Viola would do.

*Steel Samurai ringtone*

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Hello? This is Wright.

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:44 pm

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:15 am

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I was hoping it'd be a case of "What if Dahlia drunk dialed you?"

That would have the potential to be hilarious.

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:12 am

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*phone rings*

:phoenix:

*picks up phone*

:chinami:

*on phone* MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAA FEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*picks up phone* What the crap?

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CatMuto wrote:

Pierre wrote:

Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)

I feel the same

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:24 pm

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*Picks up phone*

:chinami:

Hello....Takita

:karate:

(Me) What is this? who are you?

:chinami:

The call is coming from inside the house

WHEN A DAHLIA DIALS.
rated R

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:09 am

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Let the call go on the answering machine, take the tape to the police, have the police arrest her for making threatening phone calls/death threats, then change my phone number

She's behind bars, and I'm alive.

That is what I call a win-win situation. :redd:

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:50 am

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:48 pm

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Knowing me I'd probably think that would be hilarious.

...Until it turns out I actually do die. LOL OOPS.

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:55 pm

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Me: Hello?
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You have seven days to live.
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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:08 pm

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*ring*
Hello?
:chinami:

YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!
Oh Yeah... (pulls trousers down)
:chinami:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Yeah baby! How did you know dying in seven days is my fetish?

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:10 pm

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Prosecutor Manella wrote:

Oh Yeah... (pulls trousers down)
:chinami:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Yeah baby! How did you know dying in seven days is my fetish?

LMFAO oh geez XD
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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:16 pm

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I'd probably not even pick up the phone. Long Distance Charge my a$$!

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:16 pm

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:13 pm

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Find her, give her my life's savings, take her to Hawaii, and have seven days of the hottest, wildest sex ever. :will:

Then die.

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:40 pm

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Well DUH you wait for death!

:rock'n:

to tell all my friend Dahlia predicted my death...epic.

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:31 pm

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I would probably start an annoying argument that woud go like this:
:chinami:

you will die in seven days
Me: no iwon't
:chinami:

yes you will
me: no i won't
etc.

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:47 pm

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Hello?

You will die in seven days, Phoenix Wright!!!
:phoenix:

I'm not Phoenix Wright... I'm mr. Gallows!
:chinami:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:53 pm

Enter The Jaws Theme

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crescendio wrote:

Find her, give her my life's savings, take her to Hawaii, and have seven days of the hottest, wildest sex ever. :will:

Then die.

How do you know that isn't what she wanted the whole time??
Aduuuuuuh, its what succubi do~
:that-b-word:

Besides, no one said you were dom-ing...but don't worry, after five minutes of clenching, you'll get used to it...

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:56 pm

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Enter The Jaws Theme wrote:

crescendio wrote:

Find her, give her my life's savings, take her to Hawaii, and have seven days of the hottest, wildest sex ever. :will:

Then die.

How do you know that isn't what she wanted the whole time??

How would that be bad? Then she and you're both on the same page, at least! :butzthumbs:

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:03 pm

Enter The Jaws Theme

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Again, I remind you--this is Dahlia. She's not gonna make that enjoyable for you.

And I'm pretty sure there's teeth in that. Do not want plz.

BUT if you two survive, call me! I'll join you and we'll make it a REAL party :pencileraser:

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:07 pm

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Enter The Jaws Theme wrote:

Again, I remind you--this is Dahlia. She's not gonna make that enjoyable for you.

And I'm pretty sure there's teeth in that. Do not want plz.

BUT if you two survive, call me! I'll join you and we'll make it a REAL party :pencileraser:

Nah, I won't go, I'll ask someone else to go...

... like WWE "Superstar" Big Dick Johnson.

... Because I don't think anyone would expect a fat guy to randomly walk up to them, rip off his clothes, and start dancing wearing close to NOTHING.

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:09 pm

Enter The Jaws Theme

Just...leave me alone, alright?

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Wrestlemania wrote:

Nah, I won't go, I'll ask someone else to go...

... like WWE "Superstar" Big Dick Johnson.

... Because I don't think anyone would expect a fat guy to randomly walk up to them, rip off his clothes, and start dancing wearing close to NOTHING.

D00D...

Wow...speechless Jaws is speechless...you definitely win the WTF award for THIS one XD

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:17 am

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if she called i'll be like: SHUT UP! *hangs up* :karma:

after the call...
:chinami:

o_0?

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:44 am

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*picks up phone* Hello this the Kurain Exorcist, may I help you?

:chinami:

........*Hangs up*

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:18 am

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In all hounesty? I'd just think it was a Telemarketer using a catchy line like "you will die in seven days... but BUY THIS ITEM AND YOU WON'T BLAH BLAH BLAH" who happened to have the NAME of dahlia hawthorne... oh, and do you know what my response is to telemarketers?

"HEY YOU, [insert bad word here] GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR CURRENTLY RIDICULOUS LIFE WASTING YOUR TIME AND MY TIME TRYING TO SELL PRODUCTS THAT WON'T DO A FREAKING THING, AND WHAT IF YOU CALLED SOMEONE WHO WAS SLEEPING AFTER A DEAD-TIRING DAY OR POSSIBLY DOING SOMETHING MORE? [cough] HAVE YOU NO SHAME?! GET A REAL JOB!!!

.... oh, and sure, 'mommy saaaaid it was a good job' WELL SUCK IT UP EVERYONE HATES YOU BUT YOUR NON-EXISTANT TODDLERS IN THIS COUNTRY"

and then sweetly if I wasn't in a really bad mood "so long and have a nice day... JERK."

If Dahlia really happened to get that message, then.... :chinami:

: there's someone else to go on my killing list...

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:00 am

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7 Daaaaayyyyysss...

... 30 minutes.
Thunderdome.
BE THERE!
*click*
:chinami:

... What the f*** was that!?

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:48 pm

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Seishin wrote:

*picks up phone* Hello this the Kurain Exorcist, may I help you?

:chinami:

........*Hangs up*

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:59 pm

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*phone rings*
*picks up phone*

Can you hear me now?
:chinami:

Se... wait, what?

Can you hear me now?
:chinami:

um... Yeah, I can hear you.

Good! *hangs up*

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Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:27 pm

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noting since shes a fictional character (haha got use there)

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:18 pm

crescendio

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Enter The Jaws Theme wrote:

Again, I remind you--this is Dahlia. She's not gonna make that enjoyable for you.

And I'm pretty sure there's teeth in that. Do not want plz.

BUT if you two survive, call me! I'll join you and we'll make it a REAL party :pencileraser:

-Dark grin.-

... Well, y'know, that all depends, man...

Since I'm a female in real life...

BUT ANYWAY LOL.

No, I entirely agree. She'd make it torturous as possible. There's no doubt. But I'm a masochist, so I can take it. The nails and teeth. ...heh.

Re: What if Dahlia would dial ya?

Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:55 pm

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crescendio wrote:

I'm a masochist, so I can take it. The nails and teeth. ...heh.

The nails, the teeth... and what about the Fat dancing guy in the Speedo?

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