: Welcome back to Channel Six: Turnabout News. Breaking news from the president saying that murder has been made legal!

: Is rape legal!?

: Gant, get the fuck out! You don't even work here!

: Prick...

: *cocks shotgun* Now I'm going to kill the president for making murder legal.

: This would be a kickass TV film, reckgiven!

: Whatever. In other news, Dick Gumshoe went to rehab for drug abuse from Godot's coffee. We'll be meeting him about this tomorrow... And now to Minuki with the weather report.

: The end is nigh!

: Uh... Can you tell us about today's weather?

: Oh, okay. It sould remain sunny with some few clouds - 65 degrees Fahrenheit minimum...

: That's bet-

: But beware!

Later In The News
: ...And now to Lotta with the sports.

: I'm here withe Damon Gant who has broken the record for most rapes every done by a single person. Damon Gant, what do you have to say?

: I'm-a go rape the bellboy!

: ...

: And there you have it.

Backstage... They Celebrate With Alcohol?
: AAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOO!

: *smacks her* Weird country bitch.

: Reckoncourse!

: This some good shit.

: Fuck me!

: Okay

: That's hot. By the way, I'm taping you.

: Like, OMG! This is like, porno... On like, national daytime... Like TV!

2 Days Later On The Studio
: Ugh, I can't believe the hangover is still going strong... Why did I decide to do this!? What with the rape, the magic, the stupididy-

: *enters*

: Well, I guess that makes it kinda-

: Rape time! Oh, Udgey!

: Not there again, angel!

: Dear God, why did you have me see that? Maybe I should stop lamenting out in the open inbetween brakes.

: Uh, like... Uh, Lana... I, like-

: Oh dear lord, say it!

: I'm like, still rolling... And like, it's still like, being broadcasted... Like, through... Like, everywhere. Even in like, the... Like, uh... Like, studio.

: So that means....

: ...

Meanwhile
: Good evening, America! Thanks to Minuki's...

: Magic!

: ...I am now free to begin my quest for WORLD DOMINATION! You may hide in your homes... You may hide in the font in your church... You may even be hiding in the Channel 6 Lavatories!

: *Gulps*

: But be warned, I will hunt you down and...

: RA...*shot*

: (With gun in mouth) Hunt you down, shoot you and eat you. Now, if you don't mind I'll be making some Crispy Fried Gant...

Later
: Magic is a load of bullshit to you!?

: Scientifically so!

: Oh no you didn't.

: Hey y'all. Lotta here bringin ya' the latest sports update! The Magic vs. Science sure has heated up, my friend. Will the fight be epic? Reckoncourse!



: Damn, I look fat in that picture...

: Yeah you do.

: That's it bitch, it's on!

*bitch fight*

: Now to Ms Byrde with the latest report.

: The latest outbreak of rape has been cause by Death Row escapees: Redd White, Manfred von Karma and ofcourse Damon Gant. At the moment, they are currently dry-humping each other. Back to you Ms Skye.

: .......Damn.

: .........Damn.....That's hot!

: Shut the fuck up!

In other news... *smokes* The Blue Badger is alive! It was recently seen walking down the street. *smokes* Here's the Blue Badger.

: (Is not really alive.)

: Damn , Ms Byrde. That's some strong ganji you's smokin... Gimme some!

: We get strong shit in Texas, G! HXC! *gangsign*

: WORD! *secret handshakes*

: Guess it's not so secret anymore that you've just showed it on live TV!

Later
: In local sports news, the record for most people in an orgy was broken we are here live with the people...

It....Was....AWESOME

: That's interesting...

: What?

: Only 2 out of 11 of the participants in the orgy even are women.

: ...

: The view numbers of yaoi-fans have rocketed.

: Speaking of naked men... What ever happened to those guys?

: We're a family now!

: Please don't go in-more depth than that.

: Meet our son!


: And out daughter!


: This can't get any worse...

: ...



: And you know what?...



: Let me just show my reaction in a way that even words can't explain...

To be continued...

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@RevFirst: Brilliant, Just Brilliant!

And now I have look for homosexual innuendoes when I go see PoTC soon...

Hey Rev, I totally love the Channel 6 news and each new one just continues to get better and better!!! Give all my props to you and everyone else who comes up with this!!! You guys are all brilliant!!!

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CI
Rev

You guys are made of awesome

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WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE AND CREDITING REV WITH TURNABOUT NEWS! MY BABY! *gets drunk and collapses crying*

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Am I the only one who can't read it? The font's super tiny on my end.

Me too. Just now, all of Revfirst's font turned to, like, .00000001!

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It's like that for me now too, but it was readable yesterday.

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Thanks for all the comments... I feel loved.

1) DarzieP and myself are the creators of Channel Six: Turnabout News. I may need to change the logo to make things clear next time.

2) My coding for the part has been perfectly fine since yesterday and I've now rechecked it to be sure. The problem must be caused by the CR forums (it's in such bad shape today). Hopefully, it'll be all fixed soon enough.

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I had a feeling that it was either CR or you were playing a prank on us! lol. Yea, I know both you and Darzie are the creators, but I guess I don't give the poor dude enough credit since you're the one posting them up on here. Sorry Darz for not givin' ya enough props. You're really awesome and insanely funny as well! Looking forward to seeing more of ya'lls stuff.

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Thanks for the props Dully. As for the rest of ya...*cocks shotgun* YA'LL CAN TALK TO MAH TWELVE GAUGE! *awesome music from when you fight Cletus in Dead Rising comes on*

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You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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Sorry, ignore this post.

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Awesome, Phantom! Keep it up X3~~~

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Bumpz0rz

"IT'S ROADKILL TIME"

*Convict's Theme from Dead Rising plays*

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Now for some comercials of future Bloodmoon Castle productions. I would just do them right now, but I'm a little busy working on my fanfic.
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When all seems lost.
*Pulls out wand and points*
Destiny will guide you.
They won't teach us how to fight, so we will teach ourselves.
Fight for what's right.

*goes flying*
Phoenix Wright and the Order of the Harry
You will lose everything, Phoenix Wright.
Coming soon to Turnabout Channel.
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There is a virtual world
*Step into an elevator*
Where evil thrives
*Running around in a desert*
Now, this world is combining with our own
*Pulls out a sword and slices*
And secrets kept for years
*Hiding behind a tree*
Will soon be found
*In front of a computor* No way.....
Code:Objection!
Coming soon to Turnabout Channel.

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I AM somewhat VERY PROUD OF THE UPCOMING SHOWTUNE PARODY. I kind of made Adrian an alcoholic. Bear with me.

Witness Protection
Part 4 - Ghosts

The ghost of Cindy Stone is floating around when...
You. You're Cindy Stone
Cindy: And you're Richard Wellington... wait, how can you see me? I'm in a partially invisible mode. Only other ghosts can see me.
I am a ghost as well.
Cindy: You get executed?
No, no. I managed to avoid jail time altogether, even. Engarde and I charmed our way out of punishment. The female guards thought we were too sexy for capital punishment.
Cindy: Shh! Don't let the politician ghosts hear you! That's politically incorrect!
It doesn't have to be politically correct. That's what happened.
Cindy: So, what did happen?
Some old man walked up to me, grabbed my scarf, and said it was a living.
A fluffy white cat appears next to Cindy.
Where's that cat come from?!
Cindy: Oh. That's my soul.
Your soul's a cat.
Cindy: Yeah. So is yours.
A black-and-white cat appears next to .
MY soul's a cat?!
Cindy: It's a sleek, purebred, prima donna cat!
That's what I thought.
The cat-soul-thingies blink awkwardly at each other. Suddenly, Cindy flies off, pulling with her hard by his wrist.
Cindy: C'mon, catboy! There's somewhere I have to be tonight!

Part 5 - Mad Hot Cell Block

The middle of the night at the local jail. and , who are quite drunk, slip through the unreasonably far-spaced bars into an equally unreasonably large cell. Inside are , , , , and , all of which who are drunk. Even .
Maya, -hic- begin.
Before can do anything, Cindy flies in with .
Cindy: I brought a partner for this month's Drunken Show Tune Party!
Mr. Wellington! -hic- Tell everyone the truth! I -hic- didn't kill you!
Everyone, Adrian Andrews did not murder me. It was Shelly de Killer.
NOT MY FAULT.
Great! I -hic- don't need to be on the run anymore!
Cindy: Sorry, but who's going to believe that while you were drunk, a ghost appeared in front of you and said you didn't kill him?
Aww.
Why aren't they reacting to us? I mean, we're ghosts.
Cindy: They see ghosts all the time.
That's right. We were just going to -hic- call 'em. Maya?
's magatama glows and the ghosts of , Jack Hammer, Neil Marshall, and appear.
NEIL!
tacklehugs him.
She'd better not ever ask me to channel a man again.
Hey, Lana! Did you -hic- bring a white cloth like we said?
Nope.
Cindy? Rich? Either of you have a red cloth?
No.
You two, switch scarves.
and trade scarves.
All right, we're about to start! Try to control your -hic- hiccuping during your monologues!
Music starts. The room darkens even more and everyone runs to the side.
Wine.
Eight.
Shhing.
Uh-huh.
Fey & Co.
Cindy: Wellington.
All: He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd had been there
If you'd had seen it...
I betcha you would have done the same!
comes forward with , who are both suddenly less drunk. They start some weird tango.
As a manager, you find yourself working for all kinds of strange people. Like Matt. Matt liked to drink gravy.
She facepalms herself.
No, not gravy. Wine. Anyway, one day I come to his house with a hangover...
That'd be tomorrow.
...And there he is. Lying on the couch with a glass of gravy. Uh, not again. WINE. Anyway, I said to him, "Don't you take one sip of that near me! I don't want to see any alcohol for the rest of the week." But he did. So, I reached into my purse and threw two darts... One for each personality.
pulls a red cloth from the collar of 's jacket and flicks it at him twice.
All: He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd had been there
If you'd had heard it,
I betcha you would have done the same!
and 's turn.
Is this awkward for you, too, Ms. Stone?
Cindy: Sure is.
I met Larry Butz one day. He said he was single and asked me out with huge goo-goo eyes. Soon, we became roommates. He'd go off, he'd come home, I'd get him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then I found out. Single, he told me.
Single, my-
CENSORED!
He sure wasn't single. He was going out with eight supermodels at once. So, when he came home, I got him his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
She pulls her cloth from between his teeth.
She hardly had to change that monologue and it still fit!
All: He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He took a flower in its prime,
And then he used it
And he abused it -
It was a murder, but not a crime!
comes forward with Jack circling her.
I'm standing in front of Studio B, watching the clouds, when all of a sudden Jack Hammer charges up to me in a rage. "You're not blackmailing me anymore!" he says. Not like it was my fault he got Manuel impaled... Well, then I gave him a little push. A little push that sent him into the pointed fence.
She pulls her cloth from somewhere under a sash on his costume. It's quite long.
All: I betcha you would have done the same!
and Neil now.
Well, I never killed anyone exactly, but I do remember running into my office on the night of SL-9 and finding Neil impaled on the suit of armor on Gant's side of the room. Unconscious on the floor were my litle sister and Joe Darke, who I suspected - until I found a jar with Ema's name on it in blood. Then, they say I rearranged the crime scene to pull suspicion away from Ema.
Yeah, but did you do it?
Uh-huh. I'M SO-O-O GUILTY!
And now steps forward with and .
My sister Maya once came to stay with me. My buddy Phoenix was there, too. One day, we'd gotten a very complicated case. We'd just finished examining the murder scene. Ugh, it was the second most disturbing thing I'd ever seen. So, that night, we were at our headquarters, the Fey & Co. Law Offices. We were just chatting, joking around a little... Then Maya ran out of snacks, so I head down to the vending machines. I came back, opened the door, and saw the first most disturbing thing I'd ever scene.
and spontaneously start making out.
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out, I don't remember a thing. It wasn't until later when I saw blood dripping from an old piece of evidence I even knew they were dead.
She pulls a red cloth from each of their lapels.
They had it comin'!
They had it comin'!
They had it comin' all along!
I didn't do it!
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Cindy and .
Cindy: I hearted Richard Wellington so much.
Heh. We only just met.
Cindy: He was a classy sort. Rich. Stylish. Kind of a snob, though.
Has she been stalking me...?
Cindy: But he was always looking for himself and went out every night trying to find himself.
Here it comes...
Cindy: And on the way, he found April... Ayame... Regina...
Oh, no...
Cindy: And Mimi.
Phew, she made it a woman after all.
Cindy: I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive... and I saw him dead!
She pulls the red scarf from his shirt pocket, throws it around his neck and pulls the ends.
*has developed an intense fear of having his scarf touched*
Everyone steps out.
All: They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin' all along
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us,
How can you tell us that we were wrong?
Put that glass down!
Single my...
A little push...
Joe Darke, who I suspected until...
The most disturbing thing I'd ever seen.
Cindy: Artistic differences.
Wine.
Eight.
Shhing.
Uh-huh.
Fey & Co.
Cindy: Wellington.
The music stops and the lights snap back.
Ahh, I feel nice and sobered up! That long, overly complicated improvised dance did wonders for all of us.
That went... awfully well for an overly complex improv session. So, I did it with my dead boss. My ex-girlfriend did it with my best friend whose own ex-girlfriend did it with a murdered murderer who was thought to be murdered by the manager of the client of the real murderer who-
SHUT UP.
Sorry. Trying to keep my brain ticking.
Cindy: So, Richie! What did you think?
I’m gonna have nightmares
Cindy: Wasn’t that fun? We’re so coming to the next one!
I’m... going home... Wherever that may be now...
Hi, Cindy!
Cindy: Hi, Harry.
She abandons him.
She... She forgot my name again...

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A twist on that Princess Bride speech which I may or may not regret later...

Hello. My name is Jake Marshall. You raped my brother. Prepare to die. *shoots *

I wish my stuff was as funny as most of the one's here. XD

A sequel to the funny of mine that I thought sucked yet everyone else seemed to have thought otherwise.

Wright & co. Law Offices
11th March 2018
9:55AM

*Phoenix's phone rings*

- Hello, Wright & Co. Law Offices
- Wright, have you heard about the Casino that's being built near here?
- Um, why?
- It's just that I thought that it'd be a good idea for us to go and relax there. Oh, and bring sunglasses
- (Sunglasses?) Ok, I'm up for it. I'll meet you at the Casino at half-nine tonight, ok?
- Casino? awnickiwannagoiwannagoiwannagoiwannago!
- *sigh* Can Maya come with us?
- As long as she promises not to pull the same stunt as she did the last time.
- I promise.

--Time passes and such--

- Well, I can safely say my eyes are going to hate me for coming in here.
*In a badass-looking pair of shades* - Well, I did tell you to bring sunglasses.
- Whatever. Let's have a look in here and-HOLY SHIT, THAT'S THE BIGGEST PINBALL TABLE I'VE EVER SEEN.
- ...all of a sudden, my $1000 table looks inadequite.
- iwannaplayitiwannaplayitohnickcanweplayitpleasenickpleasepleaseprettyplease.
- I was planning on playing it anyway. Let's go.

--At the base of the table--

- How do you play this thing?
- Maybe by climbing down the hole that has the huge sign saying "Climb down here to play"?
- Worth a try. You go first since it's your idea.
- Fine.
*Edgeworth climbs into the big hole, Phoenix follows.*
- Christ, it's dark in here. Do you have a flashlight, Edgewo-
*Suddenly, the hole closes
- ...I don't think that's a good sign.
Me neither-WHOA! *Phoenix and Edgeworth are jerked away*

--Around 30 seconds of later --

- Wright, look! Another hole. Maybe that's the way back out
- Ladies, Children and Hedgehog-heads first. I'm taking the first look.
- What do you see?
- Give me time, give me t-holy SHIT!
- What?
- We're only inside the bloody pinball table and at the plunger to boot!
- Stop kidding about, Wright.
- I'm serious. Get over here and look for yourself.

--Meanwhile, outside the table--

- When are those two going to finish their go? I wanna play with the giant pinball machine.

**A couple of small buttons and a plunger appear on the table as a little table slides out.**

- Sweet! These look like standard pinball controls. I wonder if they do anything at all...

-- Back in the machine --

- ..I think it's safe to say it's not going to be easy to get out of here.
- I think so too
*both of them get nudged onto the plunger.
& - OW!
- Look! Maya's still outside and she's fiddling with something.
- ..shit.
- What?
- You do realise that the thing she's fidling with could be the real controls to this contraption.
- Very funny, Edgeworth. We never found such a-

*plunger'd*

& - OWOWOWWOWOOWOWOWOW!
- I swear, Wright, one of these days, I'm going to chop off your spines.
- Yeah, yeah! You say that every time-HOLY SHIT! Um, Edgeworth, if I were you, I would not look down right now.
- Why not? GAK!

*Edgeworth looks at the drain of the table...from the very, very top of it*

- I'm going to hazard a guess that the drain is the way out of here.
- Which means rely of Maya to drain us. Joy! Happy fun joy!

--Meanwhile--

- Woo, this is fun! Hey, the balls looks like Nick and Edgeworth.

--Back in the table--

- Flipper impact in about 3 seconds.
- I see that.

*both get flippered*

- WHOA! THAT WAS AWESOME! EDGEWORTH, WHAT ABOUT YOU!
*high-pitched, clearly in pain* - You got lucky, Wright. Very lucky...

*phoenix heads into a restrainer thing*

- Hey, what gives? Why am I trapped in here.
- Wright! Look at the reels above you!
- What reels? *looks* Oh, those reels, I see...a picture of my head...a picture of my head annnnd....a picture of your head. *released* WHOA!
- Did anything bad happen?
- No!
- Good, I'll see going in there if I can.

*Edgeworth is flippered into the slot machine*

- Ok, let's see. My head...my head and....my head. YES!

*Coins move towards Edgeworth*

*in terror* - Why couldn't this happen to Wright?

*However, as the coins touch Edgeworth, they disappear, leaving nary a mark of him.*

- That's all there is too it?! I'm going back in there

--Outside--

- Woo, I won money! I'm awesome at this!

--Back inside the machine, Phoenix goes in the slot machine again--

- Alright, this should be good. I'm getting...Manfred von Karma....*less enthusiasticly*Manfred von Karma and....*worriedly*Manfred von Karma. Well, that sucked!

*spiked balls move toward Phoenix*

*terrified* - It's okay, they'll just vapourise. It's okay, they'll just vapourise. It's okay, they'll just-

*the spiked balls start to impact*

- OWARGHEEEPAINOWOOHYARGHAHMYSPINEPAINHORRIBLEPAINGARRGHHOLYFARGH!
*winces* - That looked ever-so-slightly painful.
:phoeinx: *covered in spike marks* - Speak for yourself, Edgeworth.

--Outside--

- Aw, poopy! The Phoenix-ball made me look coins.

--Inside--

- Wright! do you think Maya can keep this up for much longer.
- No!
- Good! *flippered hard* WAH!
- Look out for the pops, Edgeworth.
- What? *doong* OOF!
- Those things
*doong* Nice *doong* of *doong* you *doong* to *doong* tell *doong* me *doong* before- *doong* -hand. ... *doong*
- (Try using your ears next time...)

--Several minutes that I may fill in later, er...later--

- YES! I set the table record! Hey, guys how did your game go?
*covered in bruises and stumbling* - (She didn't even notice?!) Rather painfully
*likewise* - (That's it! If she was working under me, she would be getting salary cut. Wish I knew about other forms of punishment) Also disorientating. VERY disoritentating.

Lol!!! Nice one Dark Archon!!! Made me laugh!!! ^^

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Brilliant! Freakin' Just Brilliant, TheDarkArchon!

You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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DarkArchon and Iago win at everything. Just making sure everyone knew that. Thanks.

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Yay!!! Heres some crack I did in the Smiley Forum!!! Its Ganta Claus singing a christmas classic, sung to Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer!!! I just know I'm gonna get shot afterwards!!!

Oh.... you know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall..... the most famous outta them all? Bum bum bum
Shoe the evil kitten. Loves to rape kids in their sleep!
Shoe the evil kitten. I have him under lock and key!
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names!
Until the evil kitten, had his way and killed them and their games!!!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Ganta came to say!
Evil Shoe with your evilish might, won't you decide who I rape tonight!
And all the children feared him! Some even tried to plea!
Oh Please Mr. Ganta, please don't let your Shoe rape me!!!!

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I remember that dullahan1, bloody funny!
Here's my own stupid musical...

: I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank...
But lean a little bit closer see that you really smell like boo-boo.
Yeah, you really smell like boo-boo.

: Shut up!

: Dahlia! See you're the reason for the word "bitch".

: BITCH!

: I hope you'll speed on the way to the hell.
Trying to hurry up to get to some dead baller or singer or somebody like that and try to put on your makeup in the mirror and crash, crash, crash...
Into a ditch!
You need a golden calculator to divide.
The time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

: Shut the fuck up!

: Crazy bitch!
Bitch, stupid ass bitch !
Old punk ass bitch, old dumbass bitch!
A bitch's bitch, just a bitch!

: *kills him*

: ...

: Bitch! *runs*

You will see this on all of my posts. I used this account when I was 13-14 and some of the content I am not happy about. I am sorry to anyone who read my posts and was rightfully offended by any of it. I will likely not use this website again, just FYI.

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=== Phoenix Wright, the MMO ===
RAWR
Crap crap crap crap
NIIICK!
What?
What do I do?
1[]| |_| N3\/\/85 |_| |V|U57 []DR3s5 F1
...
...
I hate this game...
RAWR
It's getting closer!
Dont you worry! I know I have a guide here somewhere...
RAWR
*page flipping*
errr?
[]DR3s5 F1!!!
*page flipping*
RAWR
*page flipping*

AHHHHHHHH
EEEEEEEEK
Hey! You have to press F1-
*corpses covered in... goo...* -ahem-
N3\/\/85

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Channel Six: Turnabout News

The Ratings Escapade

In a desperate attempt to garner ratings, Channel Six execs, DarzieP and RevFirst have set an ultimatium. Maggey Byrde at the scene *brick'd*

Stick to your hardly sports related gossip spot, you country bitch. My job. *shakes hair* Maggey at the scene.

Thanks Lana! I'm currently at the scene of the summons, where Mr P and Mr First are making an announcement.

(RevFirst) If ratings do not increase within the next ten...

(DarzieP) MINUTES!

....was that at all neccessary, Darzie?

No, but it felt good.

Anyway, we will place the following image on your screens permanently....

.....

PRESS THE FUCKIN BUTTON!

SILENCE OR I WILL EAT YOUR TITS! *presses button*



*back at the studio*

Awesome!

ARE YOU INSANE?!

*points at left side*

Oh yeah. Awesome!

Minus the left part.

I got one word for ya partner....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OMG PLAGARISM!

*zombie music from when the zombies storm the mall in Dead Risng comes on.*-

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PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE!

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Hey, Manfred, what happened to your arm?

Tell me about it. Someone asked me for directions, and I was pointing the way and--

*CHOMP*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Guess the commercial and I love you.

Pearl learns the facts of life....

Miss Fey, could you please tell the Prosecutor's Commitee what transpired that fateful day.

Well, Mr. Nick had an errand for me to do...



*Phoenix's Office*

Hey Pearl, could you do me a favor?

Sure thing Mr. Nick.

Great. Take this file down to Edgeworth's office. It's something he needs for an upcoming trial. You know the way, right?

That I do. I'll be right back.

*Edgeworth's office*

Mr. Edgeworth, I have something for-

Mhmmm-

...

...

...

Hey Pearl, did you find Edgeworth's of- HOLY MACKERAL!

*Back to present day*

And then Ms. Von Karma took me to the ladies' room and gave me the talk.

The talk?

Yeah, about the bad thing.

Wright, you do realize this mess is all your fault...

So you'd better get us out of it, or else!

Yeah, well right now I'm a little more worried about Maya...

All. Three. Of. You. Are. Going. To. PAY!

I see your point.

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Lol Vertigo Candy. That commercial is on all the freaking time. I really can see Missile as being more like Hand-banana - the adorable rapist dog though.

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So as you can see your Honor, this evidence holds no contridiction to the witness' testimony.
Not so fast Edgeworth! I'm not done yet!
Oh really? I think your time is up Wr-
HURKK!!
Edgeworth??
*collapses*
What happened to him??
He's...he's had a heart attack!
How is that possible?!

Meanwhile
I'm sure, Mister Ed-gey-worth is going to love this notebook for his birthday! I even wrote his name in it just incase he loses it. "Death Note" sure is a creepy name though.

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Phoenix I finally found you.

Who are you supposed to be?

That doesn't matter. Now listen to me. I've come from the future to warn you... Hey are you even listening to me?

Huh? What'd you say I was too busy not listening to what you were saying.

I said I've come from the future to warn you that-

Okay, okay. I'm guessing Maya put you up to this.

Eh?

It's cute and all, but I'm not falling for it. So why don't you go get back into your little delorean and go back to where you came from.

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BACK IN THE PRESENT

Well I tried my best...

I hate you so much....

For my next funny, I present another parody. Pirates of the Courtabbean: Judge Man's Chest.
Sorry to interrupt, but souldn't we, you know, do Curse of the Green Magatama first? I mean, this technically is the second movie.
Well, pretty much everybody has seen the first one...
But what about those who haven't?
I did the first one on the old forums.
Yeah. You skipped half the movie and you didn't even finish it.
It's kinda hard to finish it when, you know, you don't own the movie and are to lazy to buy it. Which is why I'm doing the second one.
OK. Whatever.
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Bloodmoon Castle presents
Pirates of the Courtibbean
Judge Man's Chest
Based on a concept by T3h Waffleman
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The camera shows a tropical port in a storm. You see ships filled with red coats coming to the shore. The camera then cuts to what looks like a wedding pavilion, where you see Maya in a wedding dress. Cuts back to the soldiers, who bust into a building labeled Wright and Co. blacksmiths. Cut to Maya, who runs just out of the wedding pavilion, where she meets Nick, dressed up for the wedding.
Nick! What's going on? The wedding, it...
It seems we won't be getting married, at least any time soon. As you can see, I'm getting arrested.
What is the meaning of this? You can't arrest this man! Let him go!
I'm afraid I must.
Matt Engarde!
It's Lord Matt Engarde now. I've got the arrest orders right here. *Hands them to the Judge*
.......These are for Maya Fey.......
Oops. My bad. Arrest her too. These are his papers. I'm also looking for a Commadore Wellington.
He was releaved of his duty.
I didn't ask that. I want to know where he is.
We don't know. Just tell us what the charges are.
You assisted a pirate who was on death row, for which the charge is also death. Do you know a man by the name of Miles Edgeworth.
& Prosecutor!...Miles Edgeworth....
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Well this sucks.
The camera zooms out to show Edgeworth sitting up in a coffin.
How the bloody hell am I supposed to get out of this mess. I don't have an oar. And I'll most probably die before I reach an island. *Stares at the camera*
Don't looks at me! I'm the camera man!

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Ack! Who's going to be Nick's barnacle-encrusted dad if he's Will Turner?

......I'll work on that one......I made the orginal back before DMC came out and used these parts so......I'll make it his mentor instead of his father ....I'm going to get my ass kicked by so many Mia Fey fanboys now aren't I?

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Didn't I come up with the idea for Pirates of the Courtibbean on the old board?

Yes you did. I just kinda took it and ran with it, though I did give you credit on the old forums, I believe. Let me do a quick edit.

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It was a really good funny. It's always great seeing your movie parodies.