MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
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"Dullton Officially World's Most Boring Town"
The Mayor of Dullton (that's me) has decided that if he is going to win the next election, he has to do something about this mid-numbingly dull town, so he places flyers around the town, asking residents to do something crazy so that they can get rid of the bad press.
You, as a resident of Dullton, have endeavoured to make Dullton interesting, please come up with a character, and then when the RP starts, you can liven up a boring town.
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You’re so small in such a big world...
Gender: Female
Location: In front of the computer, where else?
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Age: 21
Career: Model
Appearance: Beautiful with her gold, silver, and brown layered hair and her green eyes. Average height, but very skinny.
Personality: Usually nice, but a very angry drunk. Since she turned 21, she's been doing lots of drugs because that's what her manager told her to do. As a result, she's very scatterbrained and usually looks like she has no clue where she is.
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Name: Seth Quant
Age:12
Career:Student and Inventor
Appearance: He is a tall boy with sandy brown hair and slightly tanned skin.
Personality: To everyone else, he is a jock type kid, but really, he loves to invent things. They usually fall apart after a while, but he's getting better. He has dreams to move on to a more exiting place where his inventions will be apreciated
Please don't let my dragons die.
I just want to die
Gender: Male
Location: Fighting the Clone Wars on Coruscant
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:45 pm
Posts: 123
Age: 25
Career: Dullton's Sheriff
Appearance: Tall, wears a regular light-blue shirt, with dark-blue slacks. (Standard police attire) Always has his .32 caliber revolver in it's holster strapped to his right thigh. Also weres black aviator shades.
Personality: Calm, very non-challant since not much crime happens in Dullton.
MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
Gender: None specified
Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
BRING BACK LIND_L_TAILOR AND BLACKJACK
Make a tribute to them here and help get them back here.
You’re so small in such a big world...
Gender: Female
Location: In front of the computer, where else?
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MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
Gender: None specified
Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
Tub walked out in front of the town hall to a smattering of aplause from the watching crowd. He stood upon the podium that had been set up and said "People of Dullton! We are in a state of crisis!
"When I saw the news, I couldn't believe what was in front of my eyes. 'Dullton dull?' I thought to myself. I'll tell you what I think, No Way Hose! We are going to prove to the press that we are not boring! Do whatever you can, stand on your head for a week, eat a barrel of Horse dung, have a sex change, whatever! Do the best you can to make Dullton great!"
The speech went well, he thought, and if the town could pull it off, he knew he could look forwards to a good result at the next election.
BRING BACK LIND_L_TAILOR AND BLACKJACK
Make a tribute to them here and help get them back here.
You’re so small in such a big world...
Gender: Female
Location: In front of the computer, where else?
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TIN PIN SLAMMER TIME!
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Posts: 82
Please don't let my dragons die.
MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
Gender: None specified
Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
"Phil" he barked across the desk, "What brings you here?"
"Mr. O' Lard, I thought that yo-"
Tub interrupted, "How many times have I told you, call me Tub."
"Well, it's just sir- sorry, Tub, that I've never really understood- Is it your real name?"
Tub laughed "Of course it's not a my real name! I can't believe you've worked with me for nearly four years and you still don't know my real name!"
((I'm going to take Phil at the moment, but if anyone wants to take him off of my hands you're more than welcome))
Of course Phil knew his boss' name, but he knew how much he loved to tell the story of how he came to be known as Tub.
Tub continued, "My real name is Toby, but due to my fondness for sitting on my ass and eating, and my unfortunate surname, the ingenious kids at school called my Tub, and the name stuck. Hell, I ran a buisness and a townunder the name of Tub, No-one calls me Toby these days, except my 87 year old mother, bless her.
"Anyway, I know you didn't come here to talk to me about my name. Why are you here?"
Phil had switched off during the story, he had heard it so many times before, but he suddenly came to when he realised he was being asked a question. "Yes Mr.- sorry, Tub. I was just going to say great speech. I thought you were gr-"
Tub interjected, he had a habit of doing that. "Yeah, cut the crap. If you have something serious to say, say it, if not don't just come in here licking my ass, because it's a large ass and you'll be licking all day."
"Of course Tub. But if you are going to secure the next election, maybe it would help to show that you are at the front line, being interesting in the interests of the town."
Tub happened to be taking a drink at this point, and he nearly choked at the suggestion "What! Me! Don't be stupid. That's the craziest idea I ever heard!"
"yes, but think of the good press, if you did the most interesting thing we can think of you'll be sure to win."
"And you have such an Idea?"
"Well not yet, but-"
"Right, you have 24 hours to come up with an interesting idea that won't make me look stupid or you're fired. Now leave."
"Certainly."
Phil left the room with a small bow and walked down the corridor to his office. He wasn't worried, Tub had threatened to fire him before, but he had never done it. As long as Phil was working on his image, Tub couldn't lose at anything, be it a game of Poker or an Election. Phil always made sure everything was alright.
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You’re so small in such a big world...
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"Hey, Barkeep! Can I have a vodka?" she asked. "Never mind. I'll get it myself." She leaped onto the counter/table and knocked over all the drinks as she danced and sang "Amazing Grace." Yeah. That's interesting. She got down on the barkeeper's side and grabbed a random bottle, pouring herself a drink.
"Ah, owning a bar is stressing, isn't it?" she asked, putting her hand on her forehead, doing a very accurate impersonation of the barkeeper.
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MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
Gender: None specified
Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
The bar went silent. Tub was flabbergasted and affronted, so he said "Excuse me sir, but if you have a problem you could send an e-mail to my office or-"
The man cut him short "You think I can afford a computer? Hell, It's a struggle to afford food sometimes" He looked at Tub's oversized stomach "Not that you've ever experienced that."
Tub stumbled over his answer "Well then you can send a letter?"
The man replied "I don't want to. I've got you here and I'm gonna talk to you."
Tub was terrified "well you see, I really do have a lot of work to do. So if you'll excuse me..." He walked straight out of the bar and didn't stop until he was sat in his car, and he let out a long sigh.
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Please don't let my dragons die.
You’re so small in such a big world...
Gender: Female
Location: In front of the computer, where else?
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Waiting on Godot...
Gender: Female
Location: New Zealand
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MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
Gender: None specified
Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
Tub zoomed back to his house, and poured himself a whiskey. He had forgotten why he hated mixing with the locals because it had been a long time since he'd done it. He decided that in future he would be more careful and stick to the classier parts of town.
His housemaid came into the lounge to say goodnight to him, and then he was left alone in the house. His cook was on holiday, so he would be eating takeout once more. Not learning to cook was something that he had always regretted, but he didn't have time to learn now. The doctors reckoned that unless he lost weight, he had a maximum of 10 years left before his heart packed in. Since he couldn't picture himself exercising, there was no way he'd diet, and he was scared of hospitals so he couldn't have liposuction, he would just enjoy life while he could.
BRING BACK LIND_L_TAILOR AND BLACKJACK
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Seizing the day - or trying to.
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MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
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Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
))
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Seizing the day - or trying to.
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Name: Emery Fireyo
Age: 22
Occupation: Prosecutor's Aide
Appearance: Long dark red hair and brown eyes, generally wears red clothing.
Personality: Quiet and caring, but in court she's cold and calculating, and if you get on her bad side she will let all hell loose.
Emery was exhausted. E..X.H.A.U.S.T.E.D. Why did her partner have to be so dominating and carry a whip, of all things? True, she liked Emery, but she still had a few marks from the last time Ms. von Karma went on a whipping rampage. Sighing, Emery collapsed on to her white leatherette sofa and switched on the news.
"Dullton officially the world's most boring town," the newsreader reported. "Mayor posts up flyers to tell residents to do something crazy," Emery smirked. She was glad she worked outside of town. However, it wouldn't do any harm to liven this place up a bit...
OBJECTION! I may be green, but I can still beat you with my epic broomstick! (Avatar copyright Atlus.)
MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
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Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
BRING BACK LIND_L_TAILOR AND BLACKJACK
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TIN PIN SLAMMER TIME!
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Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:09 am
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Please don't let my dragons die.
You’re so small in such a big world...
Gender: Female
Location: In front of the computer, where else?
Rank: Ace Attorney
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"Hey! Lookat me!" she screamed, wrapping a bungee cord around herself and a statue that was on the roof. "Here I go!" She jumped from the top of the building ((and careened to her death! Just kidding.)) and fell until her nose could literally touch the pavement. Then, the cord caught her and she went flying back up.
"Whoo! *hic* Yeah!" she shouted.
TIN PIN SLAMMER TIME!
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Please don't let my dragons die.
Seizing the day - or trying to.
Gender: Female
Location: Right behind you.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:54 pm
Posts: 63
OBJECTION! I may be green, but I can still beat you with my epic broomstick! (Avatar copyright Atlus.)
MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
Gender: None specified
Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
BRING BACK LIND_L_TAILOR AND BLACKJACK
Make a tribute to them here and help get them back here.
Seizing the day - or trying to.
Gender: Female
Location: Right behind you.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:54 pm
Posts: 63
OBJECTION! I may be green, but I can still beat you with my epic broomstick! (Avatar copyright Atlus.)
You’re so small in such a big world...
Gender: Female
Location: In front of the computer, where else?
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:25 am
Posts: 1720
"*Hic* Cool. Where'd I get a parachute?" she asked as she landed ever so gracefully on the pavement below.
MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
Gender: None specified
Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
BRING BACK LIND_L_TAILOR AND BLACKJACK
Make a tribute to them here and help get them back here.
Seizing the day - or trying to.
Gender: Female
Location: Right behind you.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:54 pm
Posts: 63
OBJECTION! I may be green, but I can still beat you with my epic broomstick! (Avatar copyright Atlus.)
MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
Gender: None specified
Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
BRING BACK LIND_L_TAILOR AND BLACKJACK
Make a tribute to them here and help get them back here.
Seizing the day - or trying to.
Gender: Female
Location: Right behind you.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:54 pm
Posts: 63
OBJECTION! I may be green, but I can still beat you with my epic broomstick! (Avatar copyright Atlus.)
MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
Gender: None specified
Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
BRING BACK LIND_L_TAILOR AND BLACKJACK
Make a tribute to them here and help get them back here.
TIN PIN SLAMMER TIME!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:09 am
Posts: 82
Please don't let my dragons die.
Never give up, Phoenix.
Gender: Female
Location: Philippines (show me some mercy in replying to topics!)
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:29 am
Posts: 97
Name: Paige N. Penn (Woohoo, another name pun!)
Age: 11
Occupation: Dullton's Resident Writer
Appearance: straight black hair, wears a brown gir'ls trenchcoat, matching hat, and white glasses
Summary: Although young, she aspires to become a great author, and threfore writes her stories about whatever events can happen in the suppsedly-dull, now-very-weird town of Dullton. She rather likes Seth because she thinks he's smart, and appreciates all his inventions.
Please tell me when I can start!))
Thanks to TheBaronAndEma for the magical signature!
TIN PIN SLAMMER TIME!
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Set drifted down on his hover-board. "Oh, hey Paige. People are going nuts here." He said, grinning. Truth be told, he quite liked her.
Please don't let my dragons die.
i feel pretty
Gender: None specified
Location: Milton Keynes, England
Rank: Ace Attorney
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MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY
Gender: None specified
Location: Buckingham. No, not the Palace, the town. It's miles from London.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun May 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Posts: 139
((You can RP as Gordon Brown as long as you can come up with a decent reason for him being in Dullton, and you include some good satire without resorting to Jeremy Clarkson style "one-eyed Scotish idiot" gags.))
BRING BACK LIND_L_TAILOR AND BLACKJACK
Make a tribute to them here and help get them back here.
i feel pretty
Gender: None specified
Location: Milton Keynes, England
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:50 pm
Posts: 5484
((You can RP as Gordon Brown as long as you can come up with a decent reason for him being in Dullton, and you include some good satire without resorting to Jeremy Clarkson style "one-eyed Scotish idiot" gags.))
((Hmm... nah, nevermind.))
Never give up, Phoenix.
Gender: Female
Location: Philippines (show me some mercy in replying to topics!)
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:29 am
Posts: 97
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