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I've really liked this series for its humor, so when I find especially funny quotes, I try to record them as accurately as I can in this TXT file I've been making, which slowly gets bigger and bigger. It's now 52 KB, and I thought I'd make it available for anyone interested, I can almost guarantee that in here is at least ONE quote that you didn't notice. Also please note that while I tried to avoid any quotes that actually make major spoilers, I can't block out everything, and you should probably only read this if you've beaten the series. Most of the quotes are divided into the different games, if that helps.

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(if you view it in your browser, everything will be single-line. I would make it HTML, but from the size of the list that would take QUITE a while.)

Compiled with the aid of LiveJournal's Gyakuten Saiban community, WikiQuotes, Gamespot forums, Court-Records.net, and some other websites. (Some quotes also found on my own)

I'm very new here, so I apologize if something like this should still go in the Quotes thread; I just figured it would be handy to have one big listing that people can add to if they find things.
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Nice! I've already found a few that I didn't know existed, and I've only read a little bit of it! I'll read the rest of it when I have more time. :payne:
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Two more games coming up soon

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Absolutely amazing! They get better everytime you read them.
(Although they're not exact, but they still work anyway.)
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It's great to see so many Ace Attorney quotes in one text file, it'll be much easier to find them in need. Also, I agree with Ping - I giggled at them much more than before.
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Like, what?

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Ahh, very nice! It'll make a great read when I'm less tired :will:
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I love this one because it's so true;

:hotti: Wasn't that patient standing in the same spot the last time you came to visit? Doesn't look like they've moved any closer to the reception desk, huh? Is this clinic really doing anything!? Is that patient really getting better!? Hmm...

Also, why did you only include the Apollo Justice ladder/step-ladder jokes? They were in Phoenix Wright (all three) as well.
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I guess I could try to get those. I'll only bother if someone has an accurate transcript though.
(I just didn't think they'd be funny until I realized it was such a recurring theme)
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Awesome! :D I lol'd a lot because of this.
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Phoenix: Well, excuuuuse me, Princess.

how do i get to that line? @_@ i know it's in the 3rd game now but i wanna see it on my DS.
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It's in the second.

Press Ini at the last part of her first testimony.
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It also references:
Pokemon:
Adrian Andrews, I choose you!

Star Trek:
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a <different-occupation-each-time>." versus "Dagnabit, I'm a lawyer, not a botanist!"

Harry Potter:
It's the magician, Valant Gramarye! (Using the door like an average muggle, no less...)

All Your Base:
Judge: I need not warn you again not to make any baseless accusations.
Phoenix: (Oh, I got all your base right here.)

Sorry... just had to point those out. :godot:
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LordSchmee wrote:
All Your Base:
Judge: I need not warn you again not to make any baseless accusations.
Phoenix: (Oh, I got all your base right here.)


where do you get that one? :udgy:
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When I originally saw the file I know there was something else that was referenced somewhere, but I forgot now... urgh that's really irritating >.<

Also, one of my favourites; funnier because I imagine Valant to have a british accent but I may be watching too much V for Vendetta:

Phoenix: Did the doctor say anything concerning the cause of death?
Valant: Why yes... I believe he screamed, "My God! He's been shot in the head!"

And yeah I had to mention this as a top favourite:

Phoenix: Did you and Zak Gramarye meet each other that night?
Valant: Look at the way the two of us dress. If we were to meet, it would most certainly have spoilt the mood!
Phoenix: Er, the mood is not in question here-
Klavier: : I believe what the witness is trying to say is that they did not meet, ja?
Valant: Yes. For what is magic but the study of beauty? The two of us meeting was not only unlikely, it was an impossibility!
Phoenix: (For what is magic, but the study of how to make absolutely no sense at all...)

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