Once alone again inside her office, Mia straightened her clothes, adjusted her blazer and corset so her ample cleavage would be much more pronounced, and erased her excited smile from her face, replacing it with a completely neutral expression. It was in this manner that she approached the main office door and ushered the completely bewildered Phoenix inside. He sat down in the very same chair he had taken just a few minutes ago, his face contorted in an exquisite mix of fear and bemusement.
"So... Phoenix. Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix. Where to begin." This line only served the purpose of alarming him even more than he already was.
"Chief--no, Mia, please, let me expla---"
"Phoenix, for the second time, silence unless asked or ordered to talk. Interrupt me a third time and I won't be as lenient as to merely tell you off. Am I clear?" Her expression was impassive. Experience had taught Phoenix to fear that expression more than the devil incarnate itself.
"...Yes, I'm sorry." Somehow, the longer the conversation went on (and it had just been going for a couple of seconds), the more he could sense his fear mounting in him.
"Good. As I requested earlier, I suggest you be honest. It will be your most useful tool for the next fifteen minutes. And if we keep stalling for time we're not going to get anywhere here, so I'll cut to the chase. You're one of my best friends. I have no idea if you consider me equally, but at least that's the case for me. Do you agree?"
Somehow, this wasn't the turn he was expecting the conversation to make.
"...Yes?" His expression of utter surprise almost broke Mia's façade down, and she had to turn away her chair from him to hide the gigantic grin on her lips.
"You are also the best science teacher, as both rumor and facts have it, I have ever had in my team. What do you have to say to that?"
"Um, well... That you might be exaggerating a little...?"
"I'm not. You are also my sister's preferred tutor, and you have been spending quite a lot of time with her lately. Do you admit this?"
"...Yes." There was that trepidating sensation of fear bubbling in the pit of his stomach again.
"Are you aware of the fact that my sister seems to be attracted to you?"
He hesitated, then concluded following Mia's advice was probably the less dangerous path. "...Yes."
"What are you planning to do regarding this fact?"
"I-I guess I'll j-just keep feigning i-ignorance..."
"Feigning ignorance? Why?"
"Well, because of... You know, reasons..."
"No, actually, I do not. If you're going to say something, Phoenix, say it completely or don't say it at all. Am I clear?"
"...Yes, Mia."
"Very well then, let's take another approach towards this. Do you dislike the company of my sister?"
"Wh-what?! O-Of course I don't!! I-I mean, she's pretty smart for her age, and she's such a quick learner with a great sense of humor, and she's just so tidy and organized and so extremely cute, and---" Phoenix screeched to a halt, horrified of what he, in his nervousness, had just blurted out. Hidden from Phoenix's view, Mia's grin grew larger. Successfully faking a slightly pissed off tone, she echoed his words.
"'Tidy and organized and so extremely cute', huh... Is that what you sincerely think about my sister, Phoenix?"
His sense of embarrassment was rising by the second, and he was going red to the tip of his ears.
"Wh-what?! No!! I mean, yeah, but..." Once again, he was petrified at inadvertently sticking himself between a rock and a hard place, and he just finally slumped in his chair, and gave up on himself, throwing his hands over his face. "Oh god, what have I gotten myself into..." Breathing hard, his voice came out muffled by his hands. "I'm SO fired, right, Chief?"
"Actually, I was rather thinking of giving you a raise." Phoenix stopped breathing. No, that couldn't be right. His ears were probably deceiving him, right?
...Right?
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... W-w-w-wait a second, Chief... What did you just say?"
Mia, the back of her chair still turned to Phoenix, had to make an almost superhuman effort to wipe the grin from her face and contort it into a completely serious expression, then turned the chair again to face her employee.
"I believe I spoke clear enough. I was thinking of giving you a raise. Not in your salary, though. Rather, in work conditions." Phoenix's look went from shocked to completely bewildered.
"...What do you mean? I'm sorry, Chief, but this conversation has gone from depressing to completely unintelligible for me."
These words hadn't yet completely left his mouth when he saw the older woman standing up from her chair, walk around the desk in a very provocative manner, and sit down on it right before him, her legs crossed in a lazily enticing way. His eyes widened like soccer balls. Her tone was unmistakable, and her attitude as well. What the hell.
She was trying to seduce him.
"...Ch-Chief?"
She had noticed his flustering, and bent down so her face would be level with his. Supporting herself on the arms of the chair he occupied, her face was mere inches away from his. Her breathing was slow and calm, and he could see that. Jesus Christ could he see that.
"...Yes?" She started playing with his tie, with obvious intentions. Her lips slightly open, the tip of her tongue escaped the confines of her mouth to constantly lick her lips in a rather leading way.
"Y-y'know, s-somehow... somehow this isn't r-right... S-so uh..." Phoenix, sweating bullets, had to exert all his self control NOT to look down his boss's cleavage. It was proving to be a considerably frustrating and tough task to accomplish. The fact that said cleavage was so obscenely ample and forcibly reminded him of why he had crushed on his boss several years before wasn't helping. He shut his eyes tight, in an attempt to drive his thoughts elsewhere and deal with the situation he was supposed to be dealing with.
Not that he was having much success at it.
"So what, Phoenix?" Her voice was growing more and more provocative with each word. Phoenix gulped.
"S-so could you please g-go back to your chair? This, um, this isn't... Y'know... Appropriate?" His voice was barely a whisper. It was all he could do to keep himself steady, his eyes still screwed shut.
"This isn't... appropriate." He could feel her breath on his face. GOD. Why was this woman so absurdly hot?! And what had he done to deserve thi--- Wait, scratch that. He knew what he'd done. Ugh. Being aware of this wasn't doing him any favors.
"Hmm. That's very... interesting." Her own voice had lowered to a whisper. More like a moan, really. Phoenix was so red, so sweaty and so flustered, he wanted the earth to open up and swallow him right then and there. The next time she spoke, it was directly into his ear, in a voice so low and so stupidly hot that it could probably melt a block of ice the size of her desktop. "...So was what you were about to do with my sister any more appropriate than this?"
Phoenix's eyes snapped open and bulged as if they didn't want anything more but to pop from their sockets. He started talking very fast, as if somehow that'd keep Mia at bay. His nature as a man couldn't help but shoot a furtive look down there from time to time as his eyes met hers. Thankfully (or maybe unfortunately), Mia's carefully chosen position didn't let him see too much, while at the same time leaving very little to the imagination.
"Well, no, but at least nothing happened then, and even though nothing did, I'm fully aware of the consequences it might have had and I'm willing to take those consequences right now without having done anything, I'm fully willing to take responsibility---"
And just as that magic word left his lips, Mia pressed a finger to them demanding silence, smiled, and closed his eyes with her free hand before giving him a small kiss on his forehead. The next moment, she was standing before him with the widest smile he'd seen her sport thus far, a complacent, satisfied, sincere smile.
"And that is precisely the answer I was looking for. You pass, Phoenix. Stand up."
Phoenix had a feeling his bewildered face was getting a bit too much of a workout today, as his expression changed again to one of utter loss. He slowly left his chair, wary of his boss's sudden change of disposition, never taking his eyes off her, but somehow, her new expression did away with some of his distrust. Still trembling a little, he stood before her, in his lab coat, red tie and glasses, and somehow, the sparkle in her eyes seemed to calm him down a bit.
"...Ch-Chief?"
The grin never leaving her face, Mia addressed him. "I need you to do me one last favor. Close your eyes, please."
Frowning, but somehow feeling that this wasn't going to be the same as merely a few minutes ago, he went really stiff and closed his eyes.
And a seconds later, he felt the warmth of his boss's body hugging him. As her head came to rest on his chest, he opened his eyes suddenly, and surprised, tried to jump away, but Mia's next words froze him down completely as if made of stone:
"Phoenix... Take good care of my sister, okay?"
...Wait. What was that again?
"...What?"
And with a wide smile still brightening her face, Mia looked up at him, grabbed his face with one hand, and planted a very sonorous kiss on his cheek. "I guess I should be almost considering you my little brother from now on, huh." This was NOT the way he'd expected the conversation to move. In fact, this wasn't in ANY if his possible predictions of how wrong the meeting could go.
"Hehe, still surprised, Phoenix?"
"...YES! I mean, what the hell was that all about, Chief?"
"Oh? Is it so hard for you to understand that I'm officially giving you permission to date my little sister?"
"Yes it IS hard for me to understand anything that you're sayi---- WAIT, WHAT?!"
Mia was suddenly overcome by a severe fit of the giggles.
"Well, I'm very, very sorry, Phoenix, but I had to... Let's call it 'test' you, if you will."
"T-test me? What for?!"
"Remember how this conversation began, and how, and where I found you two?" Phoenix gulped, and nodded uncertainly.
"Well, even though you're one of my closest friends, I had to know for sure if I could really entrust you with one of my most precious treasures... And so far, all the evidence points towards you being the perfect choice." Phoenix's face, a mingle between shock and amazement, caused Mia to giggle even more.
"B-but... b-b-but..." But before he could finish saying anything, she took his hands, locked them with her own, and spoke to him in a serious tone, but with a smile on her lips.
"Phoenix, my dear friend, from today on, if you'd like (as I'm sure you would), you can officially date my sister. I know you're a good man, I know you're responsible, caring, delicate, and an all-around gentleman, and I know you won't disappoint me. I'm sorry I had to put you through all of this, but I had to make sure just how trustworthy you were, and you passed with flying colors."
Now, Phoenix was going very red in the face, but for completely different reasons.
"B-but Chief, isn't, I mean, isn't your sister, y'know... a minor...?"
"Yes, and that's why I've warned her of the exact same things I will warn you now. Because of the obvious consequences such things could have, the only two conditions I will put to your relationship are that, first, you are not to make any public displays of affection while in the school grounds, and second, you are absolutely not to have sex, unless you want the living daylights sued out of you, something I'll take great personal relish in doing if you ever screw up that bad."
Mia's tone was stern, but her expression was relaxed and confident. Somehow, she was managing to lift Phoenix's spirits. The corners of his mouth twitched into an insecure, almost imperceptible smile.
"Of course, of course, of course I'd never try something like that, Chief, don't wor---"
Mia gave him a wink and interrupted him. "Then you are free to do as you please and go out with Maya. Think of this as a little repayment from me for helping me meet my own Prince Charming."
"..." An unescapable grin was slowly forming in his mouth, but then he remembered something, and going red in the face again, he started sweating bullets for a second time.
"...What's wrong, Phoenix?"
"Umm... M-Mia... y-your... y'know... y-you're sq-squeezing... and..."
Suddenly, Mia looked down and noticed she was still hugging Phoenix, and consequently, her ample chest was still pressed against him. She couldn't help but laugh openly at how innocent and naive her young pupil was, and tried to apologize to him in between laughs and catching her breath, as they settled down each on their own chairs, each in their own worlds, and each feeling rather better than they'd felt for a long, long while.
***
After their very strange encounter, Mia and Phoenix had sat there for a long time, talking, laughing and remembering old times. Then, remembering her sister was waiting for her in the car, Mia had politely and delicately directed the conversation towards leaving, and Phoenix, rather tired after such half an hour of tension, agreed wholeheartedly. But just as he was opening the door to the office lobby...
"Ah, Phoenix! Just a second, if you don't mind. I just remembered something."
Phoenix turned around and looked at his boss with mild expectation. Mia, having grabbed her bag, coat and other trinkets, approached the door, which he politely held open for her, and as they walked out of the office, she confided in him.
"There's three things I haven't yet told you that you might find useful."
"Hm? What's this?"
"First: Maya's favorite food is choco-strawberry ice cream." Phoenix smiled. "Second, she's never gone out on a date of her own, and only usually hung out with me and Diego. Must've been a bit uncomfortable for her." They both blushed a little. "And third..."
And then Mia stopped in her tracks. Phoenix didn't notice until he was a few steps ahead.
"Mia?" She gestured for him to come back, and when he did, she grabbed his ear, and whispered into it in a very sultry voice.
"...Third, she's never been kissed before. I know you're a good boy, Phoenix, so try to make it memorable for her, won't you?"
And with an enormous wink, another quite sonorous smooch on his cheek and a very wide grin, she left the now steaming Phoenix blushing his way to high heaven, completely stricken, standing in the hallway like a mannequin, and headed towards her car, where a very excited Maya sat waiting for her, ready to gossip about everything that had gone on in her sister's office while she was absent.