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loobywright wrote:
I have crushes on 3 different people :yogi:

It might be more than 3 actually, I don't know.

And some creep at work likes me but all I want to do to him is kick him in the nuts..


AAAH

I misread the word 'kick'. XD

*mentally scarred*
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Nadindi wrote:
loobywright wrote:
I have crushes on 3 different people :yogi:

It might be more than 3 actually, I don't know.

And some creep at work likes me but all I want to do to him is kick him in the nuts..


AAAH

I misread the word 'kick'. XD

*mentally scarred*


:beef:

And I, in turn am mentally scarred. *cries*

You horrid monster XD
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loobywright wrote:
Nadindi wrote:
loobywright wrote:
I have crushes on 3 different people :yogi:

It might be more than 3 actually, I don't know.

And some creep at work likes me but all I want to do to him is kick him in the nuts..


AAAH

I misread the word 'kick'. XD

*mentally scarred*


:beef:

And I, in turn am mentally scarred. *cries*

You horrid monster XD


I'm sorry :larry:

*goes to a corner to cry also*

It's because when you say 'creep' I think of my pedo RE teacher. *shudder*

....*goes off to cry more*
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Let see...

:eh?: Hello
:maggy: Hello
*we dated for some time, stuff happened and junk*
:maggy: I can not do this anymore.
:eh?: ok.
*We split up for some reason that I forget about*

The end.

Do I win?
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lol boobs.

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*We split up for some reason that I forget about*


lol I wish I could forget about certain things
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Nadindi wrote:
I'm sorry :larry:

*goes to a corner to cry also*

It's because when you say 'creep' I think of my pedo RE teacher. *shudder*

....*goes off to cry more*


Ewwww ;___;


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Let see...

:eh?: Hello
:maggy: Hello
*we dated for some time, stuff happened and junk*
:maggy: I can not do this anymore.
:eh?: ok.
*We split up for some reason that I forget about*

The end.

Do I win?


Awwww...

Yeah you can win. I don't know what you're winning though..
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Oral sex is better than sex.

With sex there's a lot of screwing around (so to speak), because I've found both parties want to be on the bottom. So it always ends up a passive agressive wrestling match where each person is trying to subtley force their partner to be on top.

On the other hand, with oral sex, you know exactly where your partner stands. At your crotch. And if you and your partner trade oral sex responsibilities, there is no power struggle like there is with sex. Oral sex is better than sex.


Guess what? Oral sex is sex. It's shocking, I know.
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Well there was a time where I had a crush on this one chick but she is with PETA and I HATE PETA so I dessided to be a sadisic basterd to them untill I realised to hate the sin and not the sinner. BTW when this is brought up by people who I told at a party I just act sadistic and ask for evidince (and who says games can't educate you).
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I’ve gotten the sex before.... I keep it in my pocket for sexy times.
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I’ve gotten the sex before.... I keep it in my pocket for sexy times.

WELL I'M CATHOLIC SO SEX ISN'T HAPPENING EVEN AFTER I'M MARRIED

Uh, anyway...closest thing I've had to a sexual encounter recently was in Vancouver, when Sean and Kate said that by the end of the day, I would have made out with Jessa. (I didn't, though...prolly just as well, since she has an uberjealous boyfriend. :/)
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Aren't Catholics bound to have over nine thousand children? You know, "be fruitful and multiply"?
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Got asked out by a friend, said no, he was mad for a while but now he just flirts with me and every other girl he knows =_= Sadly he's not the nicest person so I doubt someone will go out with him even though he really needs a gf.
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*awesome quote*

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Sadly I have not yet had such experiences.
I believe I'm fairly young and unattractive on top of that.
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lol boobs.

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Aren't Catholics bound to have over nine thousand children? You know, "be fruitful and multiply"?


I think they're just not allowed to "avoid" children :redd:
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That's nowhere near what I meant.
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Yaragorm wrote:
There is one experience I've had with a girl since I was in 5th Grade...

Spoiler: The story of My Life
So in 5th Grade I met this girl right? She was in my class yet she was a year younger than me. She was also really smart...
Being a 5th Grader, the feelings I had when I saw her were confusing. I dealt with them by following her around the playground...
She soon realized that I would do anything for her and used this to her advantage. She made me bring her stuff, buy her lunch, get hit in Dodgeball...anything...
Well my friends at the time did not understand and left me alone while I remained in my fantasy world...

Soon she started profiting off me by having people pay her so that they could watch me do disgusting stuff like lick a fence, eat string cheese off the ground, or kiss an earthworm...
I didn't care so long as I was with her. I started to call her my Master...

But one day, on Cartoon Network, I saw a new episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, the first one with Cheese in it...Cheese is a rather odd character, with famous quotes like "I like Chocolate Milk" and a childish personality. The next day I started acting like him because I thought he was cool, but my master didn't...

She started to drift apart from me, try to break me away. But I in my despair did not give up so easily and followed her anyway...

The next year in 6th Grade, I sat next to her in one of my classes. She looked even prettier than she did last year. She did accept me back but still made up excuses to get rid of me like, "Go find a Golden water bucket" or "Show this person that thing you can do..." I still like to think that 6th grade was the closest I got to having my love returned to me from her...one time we walked together alone around the field talking about our lives. Another time I was walking while swinging my arms really far and I accidentally hit her crotch when she was passing by me...it was awkward, but I remember she smiled at that... :beef:

But in 7th Grade she transferred to another school, I found relief in video games but they were not enough...in some odd coincidence, in the middle of 7th Grade, I had to transfer too. And I didn't realize that I had transferred to the same middle school that she was in. But she was in none of my classes...Like a hopeless idiot, I still tried to win her affection but she tried to push me away even harder while still letting me hang out with her.

This continued until the end of 8th Grade, when she made some new friends that did not like me...I think she fell in love with some other guy in her new social group...His friends always kept me away from her whenever they could until one day I finally found her alone and wanted to confess how much I really liked her, but before I could say that, she said the following words:

"Go away, I don't care about you anymore, I know you always liked me, but I never liked you and never will, I never want to see you again..."

Again I prevented another teen suicide through the power of video games.

Then in 9th Grade she completely ignored me, I tried talking to her sometimes like this:

"Please Master! I know you don't like me, but I really want to be friends with you at least!" I sounded more pathetic than Larry Butz when I begged at her almost crying...she never replied when I did so and I never heard her voice that year...

Now I am going to be in 10th Grade next year and I doubt my chances with her are gonna get any higher than before...I can't get over her at all, she's like an obsession to me that I can't get rid of...I doubt I'll ever be able to find a woman like her ever again... :nixiesob:

And this is why I ship Phoenix and Iris. Because Phoenix would be much happier with Iris than I was with my precious Master...


Wow. That is the most pathetic thing I have ever read in my life.
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Yaragorm wrote:
There is one experience I've had with a girl since I was in 5th Grade...

Spoiler: The story of My Life
So in 5th Grade I met this girl right? She was in my class yet she was a year younger than me. She was also really smart...
Being a 5th Grader, the feelings I had when I saw her were confusing. I dealt with them by following her around the playground...
She soon realized that I would do anything for her and used this to her advantage. She made me bring her stuff, buy her lunch, get hit in Dodgeball...anything...
Well my friends at the time did not understand and left me alone while I remained in my fantasy world...

Soon she started profiting off me by having people pay her so that they could watch me do disgusting stuff like lick a fence, eat string cheese off the ground, or kiss an earthworm...
I didn't care so long as I was with her. I started to call her my Master...

But one day, on Cartoon Network, I saw a new episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, the first one with Cheese in it...Cheese is a rather odd character, with famous quotes like "I like Chocolate Milk" and a childish personality. The next day I started acting like him because I thought he was cool, but my master didn't...

She started to drift apart from me, try to break me away. But I in my despair did not give up so easily and followed her anyway...

The next year in 6th Grade, I sat next to her in one of my classes. She looked even prettier than she did last year. She did accept me back but still made up excuses to get rid of me like, "Go find a Golden water bucket" or "Show this person that thing you can do..." I still like to think that 6th grade was the closest I got to having my love returned to me from her...one time we walked together alone around the field talking about our lives. Another time I was walking while swinging my arms really far and I accidentally hit her crotch when she was passing by me...it was awkward, but I remember she smiled at that... :beef:

But in 7th Grade she transferred to another school, I found relief in video games but they were not enough...in some odd coincidence, in the middle of 7th Grade, I had to transfer too. And I didn't realize that I had transferred to the same middle school that she was in. But she was in none of my classes...Like a hopeless idiot, I still tried to win her affection but she tried to push me away even harder while still letting me hang out with her.

This continued until the end of 8th Grade, when she made some new friends that did not like me...I think she fell in love with some other guy in her new social group...His friends always kept me away from her whenever they could until one day I finally found her alone and wanted to confess how much I really liked her, but before I could say that, she said the following words:

"Go away, I don't care about you anymore, I know you always liked me, but I never liked you and never will, I never want to see you again..."

Again I prevented another teen suicide through the power of video games.

Then in 9th Grade she completely ignored me, I tried talking to her sometimes like this:

"Please Master! I know you don't like me, but I really want to be friends with you at least!" I sounded more pathetic than Larry Butz when I begged at her almost crying...she never replied when I did so and I never heard her voice that year...

Now I am going to be in 10th Grade next year and I doubt my chances with her are gonna get any higher than before...I can't get over her at all, she's like an obsession to me that I can't get rid of...I doubt I'll ever be able to find a woman like her ever again... :nixiesob:

And this is why I ship Phoenix and Iris. Because Phoenix would be much happier with Iris than I was with my precious Master...

Isn't it kind of bad to love someone who does nothing but order you around? :yuusaku:
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Yaragorm wrote:
There is one experience I've had with a girl since I was in 5th Grade...

Spoiler: The story of My Life
So in 5th Grade I met this girl right? She was in my class yet she was a year younger than me. She was also really smart...
Being a 5th Grader, the feelings I had when I saw her were confusing. I dealt with them by following her around the playground...
She soon realized that I would do anything for her and used this to her advantage. She made me bring her stuff, buy her lunch, get hit in Dodgeball...anything...
Well my friends at the time did not understand and left me alone while I remained in my fantasy world...

Soon she started profiting off me by having people pay her so that they could watch me do disgusting stuff like lick a fence, eat string cheese off the ground, or kiss an earthworm...
I didn't care so long as I was with her. I started to call her my Master...

But one day, on Cartoon Network, I saw a new episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, the first one with Cheese in it...Cheese is a rather odd character, with famous quotes like "I like Chocolate Milk" and a childish personality. The next day I started acting like him because I thought he was cool, but my master didn't...

She started to drift apart from me, try to break me away. But I in my despair did not give up so easily and followed her anyway...

The next year in 6th Grade, I sat next to her in one of my classes. She looked even prettier than she did last year. She did accept me back but still made up excuses to get rid of me like, "Go find a Golden water bucket" or "Show this person that thing you can do..." I still like to think that 6th grade was the closest I got to having my love returned to me from her...one time we walked together alone around the field talking about our lives. Another time I was walking while swinging my arms really far and I accidentally hit her crotch when she was passing by me...it was awkward, but I remember she smiled at that... :beef:

But in 7th Grade she transferred to another school, I found relief in video games but they were not enough...in some odd coincidence, in the middle of 7th Grade, I had to transfer too. And I didn't realize that I had transferred to the same middle school that she was in. But she was in none of my classes...Like a hopeless idiot, I still tried to win her affection but she tried to push me away even harder while still letting me hang out with her.

This continued until the end of 8th Grade, when she made some new friends that did not like me...I think she fell in love with some other guy in her new social group...His friends always kept me away from her whenever they could until one day I finally found her alone and wanted to confess how much I really liked her, but before I could say that, she said the following words:

"Go away, I don't care about you anymore, I know you always liked me, but I never liked you and never will, I never want to see you again..."

Again I prevented another teen suicide through the power of video games.

Then in 9th Grade she completely ignored me, I tried talking to her sometimes like this:

"Please Master! I know you don't like me, but I really want to be friends with you at least!" I sounded more pathetic than Larry Butz when I begged at her almost crying...she never replied when I did so and I never heard her voice that year...

Now I am going to be in 10th Grade next year and I doubt my chances with her are gonna get any higher than before...I can't get over her at all, she's like an obsession to me that I can't get rid of...I doubt I'll ever be able to find a woman like her ever again... :nixiesob:

And this is why I ship Phoenix and Iris. Because Phoenix would be much happier with Iris than I was with my precious Master...

You just made this up, right?
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Soon she started profiting off me by having people pay her so that they could watch me do disgusting stuff like lick a fence, eat string cheese off the ground, or kiss an earthworm...
I didn't care so long as I was with her. I started to call her my Master...


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Anna Cassidy wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
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Isn't it kind of bad to love someone who does nothing but order you around? :yuusaku:

Seconded... :sadshoe:
You should forget about 'your master' ..
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I doubt I'll ever be able to find a woman like her ever again... :nixiesob:

That's right, because there are not that many bad people like her ... I am sorry to tell it to you like this.
You're going to find a girl which will treat you right .. and she will be much nicier person after all. You have to stop caring about 'master' for starters...
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i think a girl i know is a vorarephiliac, I dont think I should go round telling people this...
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i think a girl i know is a vorarephiliac, I dont think I should go round telling people this...


Run. Run fast.
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Yaragorm wrote:
There is one experience I've had with a girl since I was in 5th Grade...

Spoiler: The story of My Life
So in 5th Grade I met this girl right? She was in my class yet she was a year younger than me. She was also really smart...
Being a 5th Grader, the feelings I had when I saw her were confusing. I dealt with them by following her around the playground...
She soon realized that I would do anything for her and used this to her advantage. She made me bring her stuff, buy her lunch, get hit in Dodgeball...anything...
Well my friends at the time did not understand and left me alone while I remained in my fantasy world...

Soon she started profiting off me by having people pay her so that they could watch me do disgusting stuff like lick a fence, eat string cheese off the ground, or kiss an earthworm...
I didn't care so long as I was with her. I started to call her my Master...

But one day, on Cartoon Network, I saw a new episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, the first one with Cheese in it...Cheese is a rather odd character, with famous quotes like "I like Chocolate Milk" and a childish personality. The next day I started acting like him because I thought he was cool, but my master didn't...

She started to drift apart from me, try to break me away. But I in my despair did not give up so easily and followed her anyway...

The next year in 6th Grade, I sat next to her in one of my classes. She looked even prettier than she did last year. She did accept me back but still made up excuses to get rid of me like, "Go find a Golden water bucket" or "Show this person that thing you can do..." I still like to think that 6th grade was the closest I got to having my love returned to me from her...one time we walked together alone around the field talking about our lives. Another time I was walking while swinging my arms really far and I accidentally hit her crotch when she was passing by me...it was awkward, but I remember she smiled at that... :beef:

But in 7th Grade she transferred to another school, I found relief in video games but they were not enough...in some odd coincidence, in the middle of 7th Grade, I had to transfer too. And I didn't realize that I had transferred to the same middle school that she was in. But she was in none of my classes...Like a hopeless idiot, I still tried to win her affection but she tried to push me away even harder while still letting me hang out with her.

This continued until the end of 8th Grade, when she made some new friends that did not like me...I think she fell in love with some other guy in her new social group...His friends always kept me away from her whenever they could until one day I finally found her alone and wanted to confess how much I really liked her, but before I could say that, she said the following words:

"Go away, I don't care about you anymore, I know you always liked me, but I never liked you and never will, I never want to see you again..."

Again I prevented another teen suicide through the power of video games.

Then in 9th Grade she completely ignored me, I tried talking to her sometimes like this:

"Please Master! I know you don't like me, but I really want to be friends with you at least!" I sounded more pathetic than Larry Butz when I begged at her almost crying...she never replied when I did so and I never heard her voice that year...

Now I am going to be in 10th Grade next year and I doubt my chances with her are gonna get any higher than before...I can't get over her at all, she's like an obsession to me that I can't get rid of...I doubt I'll ever be able to find a woman like her ever again... :nixiesob:

And this is why I ship Phoenix and Iris. Because Phoenix would be much happier with Iris than I was with my precious Master...

Please tell me this is a joke. Look, she's not going to like you and she never will. Don't be a doormat because you'll never get the respect you deserve.
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The closest I've had a people asking me out as a joke.

Luckily, I don't mind as I want to finish my education before I get into a relationship.
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loobywright wrote:
Durgey wrote:
i think a girl i know is a vorarephiliac, I dont think I should go round telling people this...


Run. Run fast.


Seconded O_O

I have two stories I'd like to share. One takes place at a gas station and the other one takes place at college:

Spoiler: Gas Station Fun
For those of you who don't know, it's illegal to pump your own gas in NJ (I think it's ridiculous, but that's another story.) Whenever I go to one, a guy comes up to my window, I tell him what kind of gas to use, and then he goes away until my tank is full. Well, I went to a gas station the day before I had to return to college. The guy pumping my gas was a few years older than me and he kept staring at me. I told him what I wanted and he started to fill my gas tank. Instead of leaving until it was done, he came back to my window, leaned inside, and kept smiling at me. Then we had this exchange:

Him: So, what's your name?
Me: Umm, WittyVitale.
Him: Ah, cute name. Do you have a boyfriend?
Me... Umm, no I don't.
Him: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: ...Err, the opportunity hasn't presented itself yet.
Him: Do you want to go out with me?
Me: :maya-shock: Umm, wait, seriously?
Him: Yeah, I wanna go out with you.
Me: (kinda flabbergasted at this point) Well, umm... I'm going out of state tomorrow and probably won't be back here until December.
Him: Well, that's all right. I'll be here for a long time. Can I get your phone number?
Me: Umm, I'll give it to you when I come back.
Him: Okay then, have a nice day. And come back in December!

Then I drove away and never came back to that gas station. I'll admit, I was flattered, but I was also kinda creeped out. Something was really sketchy about that guy. Oh well, at least it makes a good story, hehe


Spoiler: College Fun
So there was this guy I was good friends with. We lived in the same dorm and got to know each other better. We hung out in each other's rooms and talked frequently. We were both gamers, so we were able to talk about stuff that other people didn't understand. But honestly, I couldn't see him as more than a really good friend. But I think he developed a little crush on me. He started saying little things to me that implied he was interested ("If you ever feel bored or lonely, you're invited to come to my room at any time," among other things, but he said that one frequently.) But I think he realized that our friendship was just a friendship, so he stopped trying to get further with me.

Instead he started dating my roommate. Honestly, I think she was a better match for him than I ever could have been. But I'll admit, it was kind of awkward at first. The three of us are still good friends, though I'm not sure if they're dating anymore...


Sorry for the long responses, I'm in a typing mood right now :D
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i think a girl i know is a vorarephiliac, I dont think I should go round telling people this...


Run. Run fast.


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There is one experience I've had with a girl since I was in 5th Grade...

Spoiler: The story of My Life
So in 5th Grade I met this girl right? She was in my class yet she was a year younger than me. She was also really smart...
Being a 5th Grader, the feelings I had when I saw her were confusing. I dealt with them by following her around the playground...
She soon realized that I would do anything for her and used this to her advantage. She made me bring her stuff, buy her lunch, get hit in Dodgeball...anything...
Well my friends at the time did not understand and left me alone while I remained in my fantasy world...

Soon she started profiting off me by having people pay her so that they could watch me do disgusting stuff like lick a fence, eat string cheese off the ground, or kiss an earthworm...
I didn't care so long as I was with her. I started to call her my Master...

But one day, on Cartoon Network, I saw a new episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, the first one with Cheese in it...Cheese is a rather odd character, with famous quotes like "I like Chocolate Milk" and a childish personality. The next day I started acting like him because I thought he was cool, but my master didn't...

She started to drift apart from me, try to break me away. But I in my despair did not give up so easily and followed her anyway...

The next year in 6th Grade, I sat next to her in one of my classes. She looked even prettier than she did last year. She did accept me back but still made up excuses to get rid of me like, "Go find a Golden water bucket" or "Show this person that thing you can do..." I still like to think that 6th grade was the closest I got to having my love returned to me from her...one time we walked together alone around the field talking about our lives. Another time I was walking while swinging my arms really far and I accidentally hit her crotch when she was passing by me...it was awkward, but I remember she smiled at that... :beef:

But in 7th Grade she transferred to another school, I found relief in video games but they were not enough...in some odd coincidence, in the middle of 7th Grade, I had to transfer too. And I didn't realize that I had transferred to the same middle school that she was in. But she was in none of my classes...Like a hopeless idiot, I still tried to win her affection but she tried to push me away even harder while still letting me hang out with her.

This continued until the end of 8th Grade, when she made some new friends that did not like me...I think she fell in love with some other guy in her new social group...His friends always kept me away from her whenever they could until one day I finally found her alone and wanted to confess how much I really liked her, but before I could say that, she said the following words:

"Go away, I don't care about you anymore, I know you always liked me, but I never liked you and never will, I never want to see you again..."

Again I prevented another teen suicide through the power of video games.

Then in 9th Grade she completely ignored me, I tried talking to her sometimes like this:

"Please Master! I know you don't like me, but I really want to be friends with you at least!" I sounded more pathetic than Larry Butz when I begged at her almost crying...she never replied when I did so and I never heard her voice that year...

Now I am going to be in 10th Grade next year and I doubt my chances with her are gonna get any higher than before...I can't get over her at all, she's like an obsession to me that I can't get rid of...I doubt I'll ever be able to find a woman like her ever again... :nixiesob:

And this is why I ship Phoenix and Iris. Because Phoenix would be much happier with Iris than I was with my precious Master...


I don't know if I should laugh at this or pity him for being that stupid o_0
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Person-Man wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
There is one experience I've had with a girl since I was in 5th Grade...

Spoiler: The story of My Life
So in 5th Grade I met this girl right? She was in my class yet she was a year younger than me. She was also really smart...
Being a 5th Grader, the feelings I had when I saw her were confusing. I dealt with them by following her around the playground...
She soon realized that I would do anything for her and used this to her advantage. She made me bring her stuff, buy her lunch, get hit in Dodgeball...anything...
Well my friends at the time did not understand and left me alone while I remained in my fantasy world...

Soon she started profiting off me by having people pay her so that they could watch me do disgusting stuff like lick a fence, eat string cheese off the ground, or kiss an earthworm...
I didn't care so long as I was with her. I started to call her my Master...

But one day, on Cartoon Network, I saw a new episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, the first one with Cheese in it...Cheese is a rather odd character, with famous quotes like "I like Chocolate Milk" and a childish personality. The next day I started acting like him because I thought he was cool, but my master didn't...

She started to drift apart from me, try to break me away. But I in my despair did not give up so easily and followed her anyway...

The next year in 6th Grade, I sat next to her in one of my classes. She looked even prettier than she did last year. She did accept me back but still made up excuses to get rid of me like, "Go find a Golden water bucket" or "Show this person that thing you can do..." I still like to think that 6th grade was the closest I got to having my love returned to me from her...one time we walked together alone around the field talking about our lives. Another time I was walking while swinging my arms really far and I accidentally hit her crotch when she was passing by me...it was awkward, but I remember she smiled at that... :beef:

But in 7th Grade she transferred to another school, I found relief in video games but they were not enough...in some odd coincidence, in the middle of 7th Grade, I had to transfer too. And I didn't realize that I had transferred to the same middle school that she was in. But she was in none of my classes...Like a hopeless idiot, I still tried to win her affection but she tried to push me away even harder while still letting me hang out with her.

This continued until the end of 8th Grade, when she made some new friends that did not like me...I think she fell in love with some other guy in her new social group...His friends always kept me away from her whenever they could until one day I finally found her alone and wanted to confess how much I really liked her, but before I could say that, she said the following words:

"Go away, I don't care about you anymore, I know you always liked me, but I never liked you and never will, I never want to see you again..."

Again I prevented another teen suicide through the power of video games.

Then in 9th Grade she completely ignored me, I tried talking to her sometimes like this:

"Please Master! I know you don't like me, but I really want to be friends with you at least!" I sounded more pathetic than Larry Butz when I begged at her almost crying...she never replied when I did so and I never heard her voice that year...

Now I am going to be in 10th Grade next year and I doubt my chances with her are gonna get any higher than before...I can't get over her at all, she's like an obsession to me that I can't get rid of...I doubt I'll ever be able to find a woman like her ever again... :nixiesob:

And this is why I ship Phoenix and Iris. Because Phoenix would be much happier with Iris than I was with my precious Master...

You just made this up, right?


:edgeworth: I can't believe that when I decided to give details about my life, no one seems to think it's real! :edgeworth:

And for everyone who's calling me pathtic or stupid, I agree...
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Yaragorm wrote:
Person-Man wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
There is one experience I've had with a girl since I was in 5th Grade...

Spoiler: The story of My Life
So in 5th Grade I met this girl right? She was in my class yet she was a year younger than me. She was also really smart...
Being a 5th Grader, the feelings I had when I saw her were confusing. I dealt with them by following her around the playground...
She soon realized that I would do anything for her and used this to her advantage. She made me bring her stuff, buy her lunch, get hit in Dodgeball...anything...
Well my friends at the time did not understand and left me alone while I remained in my fantasy world...

Soon she started profiting off me by having people pay her so that they could watch me do disgusting stuff like lick a fence, eat string cheese off the ground, or kiss an earthworm...
I didn't care so long as I was with her. I started to call her my Master...

But one day, on Cartoon Network, I saw a new episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, the first one with Cheese in it...Cheese is a rather odd character, with famous quotes like "I like Chocolate Milk" and a childish personality. The next day I started acting like him because I thought he was cool, but my master didn't...

She started to drift apart from me, try to break me away. But I in my despair did not give up so easily and followed her anyway...

The next year in 6th Grade, I sat next to her in one of my classes. She looked even prettier than she did last year. She did accept me back but still made up excuses to get rid of me like, "Go find a Golden water bucket" or "Show this person that thing you can do..." I still like to think that 6th grade was the closest I got to having my love returned to me from her...one time we walked together alone around the field talking about our lives. Another time I was walking while swinging my arms really far and I accidentally hit her crotch when she was passing by me...it was awkward, but I remember she smiled at that... :beef:

But in 7th Grade she transferred to another school, I found relief in video games but they were not enough...in some odd coincidence, in the middle of 7th Grade, I had to transfer too. And I didn't realize that I had transferred to the same middle school that she was in. But she was in none of my classes...Like a hopeless idiot, I still tried to win her affection but she tried to push me away even harder while still letting me hang out with her.

This continued until the end of 8th Grade, when she made some new friends that did not like me...I think she fell in love with some other guy in her new social group...His friends always kept me away from her whenever they could until one day I finally found her alone and wanted to confess how much I really liked her, but before I could say that, she said the following words:

"Go away, I don't care about you anymore, I know you always liked me, but I never liked you and never will, I never want to see you again..."

Again I prevented another teen suicide through the power of video games.

Then in 9th Grade she completely ignored me, I tried talking to her sometimes like this:

"Please Master! I know you don't like me, but I really want to be friends with you at least!" I sounded more pathetic than Larry Butz when I begged at her almost crying...she never replied when I did so and I never heard her voice that year...

Now I am going to be in 10th Grade next year and I doubt my chances with her are gonna get any higher than before...I can't get over her at all, she's like an obsession to me that I can't get rid of...I doubt I'll ever be able to find a woman like her ever again... :nixiesob:

And this is why I ship Phoenix and Iris. Because Phoenix would be much happier with Iris than I was with my precious Master...

You just made this up, right?


:edgeworth: I can't believe that when I decided to give details about my life, no one seems to think it's real! :edgeworth:

And for everyone who's calling me pathtic or stupid, I agree...

The reason some of us don't believe you is because it's kind of hard to believe that anyone would fall for someone who does nothing but take advantage of them.
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Anna Cassidy wrote:
The reason some of us don't believe you is because it's kind of hard to believe that anyone would fall for someone who does nothing but take advantage of them.


My mom did

I thought this kinda thing usually happens pretty often in the world of romance...except usually the female is the one being taken advantage of and I'm a guy...

I guess I'm just a wimp. :payne:
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Yaragorm wrote:
Anna Cassidy wrote:
The reason some of us don't believe you is because it's kind of hard to believe that anyone would fall for someone who does nothing but take advantage of them.

I thought this kinda thing usually happens pretty often in the world of romance...except usually the female is the one being taken advantage of and I'm a guy...

Not that I've seen.
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Anna Cassidy wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
Anna Cassidy wrote:
The reason some of us don't believe you is because it's kind of hard to believe that anyone would fall for someone who does nothing but take advantage of them.

I thought this kinda thing usually happens pretty often in the world of romance...except usually the female is the one being taken advantage of and I'm a guy...

Not that I've seen.


Well there are some celebrites who are abused or the abuser...

I think there was one singer lady, she kept coming back to her man, but I forgot her name... :payne:
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Yaragorm wrote:
Anna Cassidy wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
I thought this kinda thing usually happens pretty often in the world of romance...except usually the female is the one being taken advantage of and I'm a guy...

Not that I've seen.


Well there are some celebrites who are abused or the abuser...

I think there was one singer lady, she kept coming back to her man, but I forgot her name... :payne:

1. Rihanna?
2. Celebrities aren't good examples of what actually happens most of the time.
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Yaragorm wrote:
There is one experience I've had with a girl since I was in 5th Grade...

Spoiler: The story of My Life
So in 5th Grade I met this girl right? She was in my class yet she was a year younger than me. She was also really smart...
Being a 5th Grader, the feelings I had when I saw her were confusing. I dealt with them by following her around the playground...
She soon realized that I would do anything for her and used this to her advantage. She made me bring her stuff, buy her lunch, get hit in Dodgeball...anything...
Well my friends at the time did not understand and left me alone while I remained in my fantasy world...

Soon she started profiting off me by having people pay her so that they could watch me do disgusting stuff like lick a fence, eat string cheese off the ground, or kiss an earthworm...
I didn't care so long as I was with her. I started to call her my Master...

But one day, on Cartoon Network, I saw a new episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, the first one with Cheese in it...Cheese is a rather odd character, with famous quotes like "I like Chocolate Milk" and a childish personality. The next day I started acting like him because I thought he was cool, but my master didn't...

She started to drift apart from me, try to break me away. But I in my despair did not give up so easily and followed her anyway...

The next year in 6th Grade, I sat next to her in one of my classes. She looked even prettier than she did last year. She did accept me back but still made up excuses to get rid of me like, "Go find a Golden water bucket" or "Show this person that thing you can do..." I still like to think that 6th grade was the closest I got to having my love returned to me from her...one time we walked together alone around the field talking about our lives. Another time I was walking while swinging my arms really far and I accidentally hit her crotch when she was passing by me...it was awkward, but I remember she smiled at that... :beef:

But in 7th Grade she transferred to another school, I found relief in video games but they were not enough...in some odd coincidence, in the middle of 7th Grade, I had to transfer too. And I didn't realize that I had transferred to the same middle school that she was in. But she was in none of my classes...Like a hopeless idiot, I still tried to win her affection but she tried to push me away even harder while still letting me hang out with her.

This continued until the end of 8th Grade, when she made some new friends that did not like me...I think she fell in love with some other guy in her new social group...His friends always kept me away from her whenever they could until one day I finally found her alone and wanted to confess how much I really liked her, but before I could say that, she said the following words:

"Go away, I don't care about you anymore, I know you always liked me, but I never liked you and never will, I never want to see you again..."

Again I prevented another teen suicide through the power of video games.

Then in 9th Grade she completely ignored me, I tried talking to her sometimes like this:

"Please Master! I know you don't like me, but I really want to be friends with you at least!" I sounded more pathetic than Larry Butz when I begged at her almost crying...she never replied when I did so and I never heard her voice that year...

Now I am going to be in 10th Grade next year and I doubt my chances with her are gonna get any higher than before...I can't get over her at all, she's like an obsession to me that I can't get rid of...I doubt I'll ever be able to find a woman like her ever again... :nixiesob:

And this is why I ship Phoenix and Iris. Because Phoenix would be much happier with Iris than I was with my precious Master...


I know a better remidee than video games. This works too, plus it will help you get over her. What you gotta do is listen to Good Charlotte's "Dance Floor Anthem" and really get into the lyrics. But if you still wanna date sombody (please don't let it be the sadistic bitch in the story) after you hear that listen to "The Geeks Get the Girls" by American Hi-Fi.

P.S. I like chocolate milk too.
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1. Rihanna?
2. Celebrities aren't good examples of what actually happens most of the time.


1. Yeah that was it...
2. Even so, you can't deny that this kinda thing actually happens a lot...except the women are still not as pathetic as I was...
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Hopefully you've learned your lesson though.... right?
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Hopefully you've learned your lesson though.... right?

He's saying that he's still in love with her, so no, I don't believe he has.
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loobywright wrote:
Hopefully you've learned your lesson though.... right?


Um...

Yaragorm wrote:

Now I am going to be in 10th Grade next year and I doubt my chances with her are gonna get any higher than before...I can't get over her at all, she's like an obsession to me that I can't get rid of...I doubt I'll ever be able to find a woman like her ever again... :nixiesob:


:larry:
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Oh sorry I can't have read it properly :payne:

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