let's just tell them that we met in jail
Gender: Female
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat May 16, 2009 4:22 pm
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My brain melted when he said that.
(I hereby cast my vote for 'I ate it." Cutest thing Feenie's ever said.)
*points at Avi*
"The only time a Lawyer can cry ... is when its all over ... "
i cried. both times.
This is my Path, my Dream, my Choice
Gender: None specified
Location: Up North
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:31 am
Posts: 778
But you and Mr. White are lovers, aren't you! 
W-w-what! My boy! You sent that painting to him! As a sign! A sign of undying love! M-m-my boy, please! You're letting your fancies run away with you! Where do you get these bizarre ideas? I... I don't understand how you could... That's because I'm not, we're not... Don't be ridiculous! ... Enough. I'll swallow my pride and tell you all. (I knew it! They are lovers!) N-no! We are NOT lovers!LONG LIVE WIKIQUOTE
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ace_Attorney
That one definitely made the game. I was laughing for hours after reading that whole thing.
Robo-Aly
Gender: Female
Location: Vancouver
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:14 am
Posts: 1019
But you and Mr. White are lovers, aren't you! W-w-what! My boy! You sent that painting to him! As a sign! A sign of undying love! M-m-my boy, please! You're letting your fancies run away with you! Where do you get these bizarre ideas? I... I don't understand how you could... That's because I'm not, we're not... Don't be ridiculous! ... Enough. I'll swallow my pride and tell you all. (I knew it! They are lovers!) N-no! We are NOT lovers!LONG LIVE WIKIQUOTE
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ace_Attorney
That one definitely made the game. I was laughing for hours after reading that whole thing.
That's one of my favourite quotes from the game :D
ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING
Gender: Male
Location: Not in a courtroom, that's where.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:44 pm
Posts: 914
A guilty verdict... AS AN ALIBI!?I showed that to my brother wwhen the judge said it. Definitely one of the best quotes in the game.
Sig and Avie created by awesome Vicki!!
Gender: Female
Location: If I'm Online, I must be at my computer (duh)
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:46 pm
Posts: 598
"You will suck down the penalty Mr Wright... and you will like it!" --Judge
Totally golden.
NEW:V-Day Drabbles! | Flawless Achievement | These Wounds Can Heal | When the Wall Crumbles
Daughter of Xero and Mystic Mina. Sister of Lana & Ulala
Mongol warlords need damn good lawyers
Gender: None specified
Location: Airstrip One
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:44 am
Posts: 17
: D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?(The whole conversation leading up to that with Gumshoe is gold too, but I don't remember it off the top of my head... D:)
Also, anything to do with Max Galactica's bust.
ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING
Gender: Male
Location: Not in a courtroom, that's where.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:44 pm
Posts: 914
The bust is... UNDER YOUR HONOR'S BENCH!
*double penalty*
awesome sig made by blinq
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:56 am
Posts: 51
Maya: M-Mr. Armando…
Godot: You'd do well to remember this, Maya. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.
GANTALITY!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue May 12, 2009 9:48 pm
Posts: 1150
"So apparently P/I fan + Insecurity + airheadedness + strange kinks + bad grasp of reality + over eagerness = bad user........." D= /D\
Gender: None specified
Location: I forgot
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed May 27, 2009 12:54 pm
Posts: 277
Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!I cracked up when I saw it...
Credit goes to the lovely Purple Angel for the sig, and the wonderful TheBaronAndEma for the avatar~!
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere you're not
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:07 am
Posts: 3394
ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING
Gender: Male
Location: Not in a courtroom, that's where.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:44 pm
Posts: 914
Till the landslide brought me down...
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:03 pm
Posts: 1198
:The victim was hit with Max's ample bust-------------------------------------------------------------------
:*examine basketball hoop* I aint fink the funk on the nasty dunk--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Daddy just LOVES his examinations
Gender: Female
Location: Beaverditch
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 8:16 am
Posts: 862
Phoenix:HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Any quotes that involve step ladders/ ladders.
1-5 When you first meet Ema
Franziska: Don't be foolish you foolish fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes.
Winston Payne: My HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIRR! IT-IT-IT'S FLYYYYIIING OOOFF!
Grossberg: Mia! You made our client cry!
Mia: Let him! That 'P' on his shirt doesn't even stand for 'Phoenix' anyway!
In 3-2, when you examine the sign that says, "bur"
Godot: ... You did it. Didn't you?
Ron: Yes.
Phoenix: What?
Ron: Uh... No no no no no no no! Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
Judge: Hmm... For a moment there I thought we'd set the record for the shortest trial ever.
Phoenix: (I should have brought a diaper with me...)
Gender: Male
Location: Austria
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:12 pm
Posts: 272
Meow!*beep*
chaos
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:23 pm
Posts: 21
: 'Huh!? Hey! You can't just go saying "pal" like that! That's MY endearing character trait!'
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:39 pm
Posts: 3
When presenting Maya's profile to Bikini
Now that you mention it, one year ago there was a case that was aboutthe master of Kurain Channeling Technique!
...Detective.I detest talk of supernatural drivel. I suppose now you'll say she has midi-chlorians?
Ho Ho Ho. So it gives you the creeps, huh, Mr. Edgeworth?When presenting Pearl's profile to Bikini
Ah! Do you think she fell of the bridge and was carried downstream...!? ... Why do you have to be such a pessimist, Detective!? Nggh... I was just trying to think like you, Mr. Edgeworth. (Ironic. I became a pessimist only after I had the pleasure of working with you!)
chaos
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Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 21
for some reason i felt the need to take a picture. nick's expression.. says it all.
Till the landslide brought me down...
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:03 pm
Posts: 1198
So are you to say that this letter was from the victim?
Ha!I got you this time! Score for the boys! But-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
...
It's all Wright to be wrong sometimes!
Gender: Female
Location: Arguing with someone, naturally!
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 7:51 pm
Posts: 820
Phoenix: You were always the person I believed you were.
(I messed Iris's quote up. But I'm certain that's the gist of it.)
Amazing sig and avatar credits go to TheBaronAndEma! Perfect as always!
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere you're not
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3394
Phoenix: You were always the person I believed you were.
(I messed Iris's quote up. But I'm certain that's the gist of it.)
Close. Here's that part of the trial:
And the video of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8ysIDXAsr8
It's all Wright to be wrong sometimes!
Gender: Female
Location: Arguing with someone, naturally!
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 7:51 pm
Posts: 820
Amazing sig and avatar credits go to TheBaronAndEma! Perfect as always!
Gender: Female
Location: Beaverditch
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 8:16 am
Posts: 862
Judge: Yes, madam.
Edgeworth: No no no, please, by all means interrupt her! Please!
Poor Edgeworth... hahahaha
Never fear the truth! Phoenix Wright!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:09 am
Posts: 47
(to dalia hawtrhone) "And what were you doing those 10 minutes? You were on the toilet?!"
"NO WAY, MY PRETTY SWEETHEART DOESN'T POOP!!" 
"...................."
Rebirth
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:47 pm
Posts: 936
"A lot of people come just to see my panties."
"You may not want to advertise it like that." smiles
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:04 pm
Posts: 14
Our school had a saying: "When something smells, it's usually the Butz." In the 23 years I've known him, it's usually been true.
Sticks to you like gum on a shoe
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:16 pm
Posts: 1
Ooh, my hemheroids are acting up.Damn my atrocious spelling.
Do I ever get to prosecute someone?
Mystery Buster
Gender: Male
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:15 pm
Posts: 64
If you wish to hang yourself, Mr. Wright, you're welcome to, but not inside my courtroom.________
Don't worry 'bout me! I'll be dead and gone soon! Good! Wait, no! I mean... Bad! Bad bad bad!________
[To Phoenix] Anyway, get the name right. And don't go calling me "Dick"...Police: Hey, Dick! Get over here!
Y-yes, sir!________
Please state your full name.
You wish to know the title of my personage?
Er... your name?
Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse? Name! (These two are great together...)_________
We're on this case too, pal! Huh!? Hey! You can't just go saying "pal" like that! That's MY endearing character trait!
Just Gumshoe
Gender: Female
Location: The Netherlands
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:44 pm
Posts: 12
And myfavourite (well, one of my favourites...):
-Phoenix
How is Edgeworth doing, anyway?
Gumshoe
Edgeworth is out of control!
-Gumshoe
He was in the waiting room and he crushed this paper cup with hot, hot coffee in it.
-Phoenix
Whoa...
-Gumshoe
Talk about burns, pal!
-Maya
Wow! The fury of Edgeworth!
-Phoenix
Yeah, crushing paper cups...
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere you're not
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:07 am
Posts: 3394
Anytime Trite presses you on something irrelevant, i'll see he pays a penalty. M-Mr. Godot that's my job!
Your job is is to slam that little hammer of yours and call a guilty verdict.So do it!
Y-Yes sir!-----
So i dares you' to say it again! Come on! You' got the guts!? Y-Y-You can't threaten m-me, Mr. Tigre!It's the defense! Go ahead and tell the witness Mr. Wright!
Mr. Wriiight!
Sounds to me like it must be you old man.Youse got guts i'll give you that.
M-M-Mr. Wright! Do not leave me to handle this alone!
Gender: Male
Location: West Clownadelphia
Rank: Desk Jockey
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We were like Antony and Cleopatra! Romeo and Juliet!
Didn't they all die?~~~~~
You...you LAWYER!~~~~~
I object to the witness's talkativeness! Objection sustained!~~~~~
Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!......
...
........
Uh, Nick...~~~~~
Who's this hoser, eh?
gentleman. And those who need to be told would not understand anyway."
----US Associate Justice Robert H. Jackson
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the Index finger of Fate
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Wright: Ah, "presenting", are we? I did my fair share of that back in the day. Showed my attorney's badge a lot, too.
Miles Kirbworth
Gender: None specified
Location: Marvelling at his miraculous ability to make people hate him whenever he opens his mouth
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:00 am
Posts: 549
No whipping the sick! Whip a dead horse. Isn't that what you Americans say? No, it isn't!---
(Paraphrased)
Dr. Wright, his assistant Trucy, and mascot Apollo. The perfect team!
Mascot?
Mega Man Star Force: Ace Attorney - Crossover win of epic proportions
Don't take me too seriously, I have a weird sense of humor and am often being sarcastic
Don't fight fire with fire, water is far more effective.
the Index finger of Fate
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Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 45
If I wasn't laughing, I'd weep." It was my favorite quote(which I often use), even before I've known about this game
*awesome quote*
Gender: None specified
Location: In your thoughts
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:42 pm
Posts: 70
- "Gumshoe indeed! Like gum on your shoe he's impossible to get rid off."Oh, and I remember Manfred saying something like "Shut your piehole." I died laughing.
Le Duckmeister
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Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:54 am
Posts: 64
- (Alright! Time to take advantage of the witness!)Not a direct quote, but the gist is there.
the Index finger of Fate
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 45
presents Phoenix's Business Card to judge Why, thank you. How nice. Here, please have one of mine. Judge's Business Card added to the Court Record. Wait, what am I doing!? This isn't the time to be exchanging business cards!
OBJECTION!
Gender: None specified
Location: Canada
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:49 am
Posts: 52
Vasquez: ...
That wasn't a question.
Phoenix: ...
Um, did you do it?
Vasquez: No.
Judge: Mr. Wright.
Phoenix: Y - yes, Your Honor?
Judge: I'm not sure that question helped this court get any closer to a verdict.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:38 pm
Posts: 127
He has the only lines that actually made me laugh in the whole series, and say "ZOMG" like a fuckin fanboy.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Gender: Male
Location: CA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:26 am
Posts: 4993
And everyone knows that Edgeworth once objected because something was objectionable, wel...
:I object! For objection's sake!Can't believe no one seemed to notice that...
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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