Give her the dick.
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NINTENDO
FUN CLUB
TODAY!
MAC."
K-chow!
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Something horrible has happened! I've actually found a cupcake that I DIDN'T like!!!
Shinies! No passing the bridge until you bring me my SHINIES! (Or something like that)
Nothing...Is...Eteeernaaaal!!
I'll just be hiding over here until the scary cookie lady is gone! (Something like that)
Not dead, locked away! Out of sight, out of mind! Hahahahaha! (Spoken like a crazy)
Argh, I thought I told them to put the lock on the INSIDE of the castle!
What?! How did you get past my impenetrable fortress so fast?! I was gonna take a shower...
You were never meant to exist!
I'm gonna die?!?!
You little liar! I was just testing you, that's MY old Super Mario Bros. NES game over there!
"Well, I had to rescue Kairi again, Riku."
"*Sigh*"
"But...I brought cookies!"
"YAY COOKIES!"
Miles Kirbworth
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Location: Marvelling at his miraculous ability to make people hate him whenever he opens his mouth
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Danny: Mmm, everybody loves coca!
Brett: I wish you had a swizzle stick AND a cup. Because then you'd be awesome.
Mega Man Star Force: Ace Attorney - Crossover win of epic proportions
Don't take me too seriously, I have a weird sense of humor and am often being sarcastic
Don't fight fire with fire, water is far more effective.
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And some lines from Persona 4 which I have forgotten :C
And some lines from Portal, not the cake is a lie.. :/
Gender: Male
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Grand theft awesome:
Policeman: "Get down on the ground, sir."
Niko: "Ha ha ha, you'll never get me, I got cheats."
Policeman: "Quick, shot the noob!"
Roman: "Cousin, lets go bowling!"
Niko: "For the last time, Roman, I don't want to go f***ing bowling!!!"
Roman: "OK, cousin, maybe another time..."
Niko (tells to his cellphone): "Just give me the f***ing bike so I can go home, OK?"
Game message: "Cheat activated"
Niko (looks around and then up when noticing the bike stuck in the air (bug?)): "Doh! What of f***ing good are you to me up there?! (take out hand grenade and throws it at the bike) Piece of s***. (Grenade falls down. Niko watches it for a second and starts running) S***!"
Superpower: Logic
Gender: Male
Location: Waiting for Godot
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I'll list some epic quotes right here:
"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAI' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great."
"When the testing is over, you will be baked, and then there will be cake."
"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it!"
"... It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."
"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on... '~Helloooooooooooooo~' That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"
All of those are awesome.
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"A Pirate I was Meant to Be" from the English Version of Escape from Monkey Island 3.
A beautiful world indeed.
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Porky did something (menu in mother 3)
*Insert anything said by a mr. saturn here*
You could not grasp the true nature of gygas' attack (earthbound/mother 2)
"Yo, mind if I kick a little @$$ here?" (Kanji, persona 4)
I refuse to change my avatar
Gender: Male
Location: Fighting a rat for a pop tart
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Caulder
this crazy man is brillant in my book. I'll be getting complete talks soon enough.
Thank you Delsy for the Awesome Game Over Sig! If you're still here, I still love it!
~The Phantom Racer~
Gender: Male
Location: Philippines
Rank: Decisive Witness
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A beautiful world indeed.
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1334
OH MY PORK! (Fassad, Mother 3).
Anything from the shop? Cornetto.
Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
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And some lines from Persona 4 which I have forgotten :C
And some lines from Portal, not the cake is a lie.. :/
Is that Nanaka from Lux-Pain?
The master of Judging 64
Gender: None specified
Location: The Courtroom
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Ich liebe dich, baby~
Gender: Female
Rank: Prosecutor
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~Yodai Higashizawa, TWEWY
I don't know if you'd call that epic, but I lol'd pretty hard when I read it. x'DD
The member who doesn't swear much
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Location: I'm Scotland and I live in Scottish. Wait...
Rank: Prosecutor
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I Do LPs. Here's a link to watch them on my channel on YouTube.
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Gender: Male
Location: Vukovar, Croatia
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Even though he killed me for the sixth time in a row, I still laughed when he said that.
This line is related to fact you must bring his jaw to his dead body, in order to make his spirit restful, but instead, he comes back to life and tries to kill you. Of course, in that battle, you need to kill him.
He says this when he kills you, but he can also say nothing, or say another line.
Chaotic Awesome
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The son of Platinum Skye and ilygodot
lying is bad
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wtf? I could swear that I wrote "a" "r" "e"
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Chaotic Awesome
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wtf? I could swear that I wrote "a" "r" "e"
it's base. singular.
also, Pirate Day.
Personally, I always liked "Somebody set up us the bomb" better
The son of Platinum Skye and ilygodot
A beautiful world indeed.
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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wtf? I could swear that I wrote "a" "r" "e"
it's base. singular.
also, Pirate Day.
Personally, I always liked "Somebody set up us the bomb" better
For Great Justice.
It dosn't get any more epic than that.
Chaotic Awesome
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It dosn't get any more epic than that.
Maya agrees, apparently.
The son of Platinum Skye and ilygodot
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Dahlia x Kristoph supporter.
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Location: Missouri, USA
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Sig by me.
lying is bad
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Location: Ithaca, NY
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Guess who's druuuuunk~!
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Location: Watching iCarly, 'cause y'know that's where it's at!
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lying is bad
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"Ooh! Ooh! I get his gun!"
"All right!"
And something about eating food at a ship once the battle was done. It was on a youtube vid.
Weeeeeee!!!!!
Gender: Male
Location: Back to making donuts and slides everywhere...
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(Naked Camo on)
Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say WHAT!?
Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Ah, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!
(Cardboard box)
Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?
Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?
Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumb-ass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.
(The Nightmare)
Sigint: Snake, you OK?
Snake: Yeah. I had a terrible dream.
Sigint: No kidding. What happened?
Snake: I don't want to think about it. I was being attacked by monsters that looked human. And I'm... not even sure if I was really me.
Sigint: At least it was just a dream. It's all over when you wake up.
Snake: True.
Sigint: When you think about it, the fact that you can imagine a situation worse than the one you're in now means life can't be all that bad.
Snake: I sure hope so.
Sigint: Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This isn't one for the kids. OK, so there's this big pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like, whenever it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into shit. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into shit.
Snake: That's pretty sick, man.
Sigint: Good thing it was just a dream, huh?
Snake: Yes, that's a good thing.
Sigint: You feeling better now?
Snake: Yeah.
Sigint: Good. Then let's get down to business. You see, Snake, people are just sacks of shit and they're full of holes. Fill 'em up with water and it's gotta come out from somewhere... OK, maybe that was a bad example. What I'm trying to say is, no matter what the situation, there's always a way out. Don't throw in the towel yet. Clear your mind. Think it through. Assess the situation. You'll find a way to escape.
Snake: Got it.
Sigint: Don't let my nightmare come true.
Snake: Right.
A beautiful world indeed.
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Youske (after being owned by Chie): Critical hit to the nads. (P4 again).
Demoman: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together...IN HELL! (TF2)
Sniper: Professionals have standards. Be polite *bang*, Be efficient *bang*, have a plan to kill everyone you meet....*bang* (TF2)
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Hey, I wanted to post that! Oh well...
"Oh, zat was not a medicine" - Medic, Team fortress 2
Team fortress 2 Meet the Spy trailer:
Scout: "I kill plenty of Spies, (part that I cannot fully understand) backstabbing scum... Like you!" (drops Spy's knife on the floor and cuts himself) "Ow. No offense."
Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they won't like me. I'm nothing, NOTHING compared to man loosed inside this building."
Scout: "What are you, president of his fun club?" (Soldier and Heavy start to laugh in background)
Spy: "No, that would be your mother." (drops pictures of (another) Spy... well, let's say making love with Scout's mother on the desk)
Scout: "What the... what... but... *gasp*"
Spy: "Indeed. And now he's here to f*** us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
"War... War never changes..." - Fallout intro
"War... War has changed..." - Metal gear solid (I don't know the exact part)
lying is bad
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Yes! finally someone who agrees!
／人◕‿‿◕人＼
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"No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for."
-Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING
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"Shiny... Things?"
"A computer? What does one of those do?"
"What are you driving at? And whose car are we driving?"
"My wife has red nails. So she's been painting them all this time!"
The Judge, Ace Attorney Series
A.K.A Very Melon
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-DMC 1&3
lying is bad
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Garza: Well, I'm guessing your mom got drunk with the guys one night...
Radec: You...are next...
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- No! That will be YOUR MOTHER (The Spy)
A beautiful world indeed.
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- No! That will be YOUR MOTHER (The Spy)
That is what is acutally said.
Oh and to add one.
lying is bad
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I swear to god, how the fuck did this city get by before I got here?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Did you know that Grovyle is really impatient and hasty?
I know that he wants to hurry, but I do wish he would slow down a little...
It would sure make me happier if he did.
I want to spend as much time as I can with him...
!!! Uh...Oh! That's not how I meant it! Not at all!
I don't have any special feelings for him or anything!
.........................
I said I don't have any special feelings for him!
We need to keep moving!
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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