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She wrote DICK, in all capital letters.
I started laughing.
She looks at me and says "what's so funny about DICK?"
Then later we talked about cows. She said to milk them we pull on their teets.
She looks at me.
She says "yes Chris, teets."
I didn't even laugh or anything. lol
Text never lies.
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Later on he makes someone lie on the desk, and pretends to perform surgery.
He's amazing! We love him!
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French Teacher: Verbs are boring. Let's play games!
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RE Teacher: No bizzarre sex scenes, OK? (We were doing some sort of play thing...)
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Kid: Meatball!
Geography Teacher: Why are you calling me a meatball? (She then starts singing)
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French Teacher: Make sure to remember the 'me' when you say 'je me couche'. Because if you leave it out, it means 'I'm easy.' (At that point, we've all burst out laughing).
(My mom, talking about the Simpsons version of the beginning of Mad Men)
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One day, while in the middle of writing an essay, I decided to put the theory to the test. All of a sudden, in the middle of my essay (which had a kick-ass intro, I assure you) I began writing about unicorns. Right there. Right there in the middle of the essay. Just to see what would happen. (I also wrote "moo" in the margins.)
A week later, we got our graded essays back.
And I got a perfect ten.
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"Well, we talked about countries like Senegal, didn't we? Oh, and about Africa too!"
Deepest desires. Instant remorse.
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French teacher: Napoleon! Ferme la bouche, donne l'attention! (Napoleon! Shut up! I am teaching!)
Napoleon: But I- I mean; Mais, je-... (But I...)
French teacher: No! Arrêter de diarrhée ayant de la bouche! (Literally: No! Stop having diarrhea of the mouth! (Which is my french teacher talk for "shut up".
))Napoleon: *laughs* ... What?
French teacher: Au français! (In French!)
Napoleon: ... Juste l'oublie. (Just forget it.)
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Big Sib Valeriya: Werner, you have your own locker.
Werner: YES!
Aaron: Why does the pimp get his own locker?!
Big Sibs: ...
Valeriya: Well, let's put it this way; would you WANT to share a locker with a pimp?
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like..(in HER class) "I know why this kid doesn't have a desk to sit in.. it BURNED!").And we went to class dedicated to HER, where a switch teacher came and said:
"I know you were going to have a physics, but I must tell you something about.. Fire Emergency."
We could die laughing
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"I don't care if the other class aren't in there, I want you to go and steal their paint!"
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like..(in HER class) "I know why this kid doesn't have a desk to sit in.. it BURNED!").And we went to class dedicated to HER, where a switch teacher came and said:
"I know you were going to have a physics, but I must tell you something about.. Fire Emergency."
We could die laughing
Wait, your teacher's name was Mrs. Burns??? That's so funny!!! That was my loony teacher's name!!! (Somewhere above there's a post about an essay that I wrote, you may find it amusing.) Yeah, my friends and I make jokes about her name all the time. She teaches Global I Honors (which is what I was in) and AP World History (which my older sister and a few of my friends were in), so at the end of the year I took my global book and my sister took her AP World book and we went to my friend Katie's house and burned them. So, in a way, we literally burned Burns. (I know burning books is really immoral, but they were school books, okay? School books!) And something that's really hysterical? She was so obsessed with the AP World book according to my sister, and later she pointed out to us that Burnsie has the SAME haircut as the lady on the cover.
Anyway, more on topic. In my eighth grade social studies class once, my teacher was asking the class how many degrees were in a circle, and he picked on like five different kids and none of them knew. It was really pathetic, they were saying really ridiculous things like 100 and 60 and 180 and he was getting frustrated. My friend and I were laughing at them at the time. Then he said, "Come on guys, how many degrees are in a smircle?" Then we all started laughing even harder. It still makes me giggle when I think about it.
Heheheh... smircle.... heheheh.
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: That's why you ain't got no girlfriend!!!
: OOOOH!! LIGHT ON FIRE!!
: It's "burn" sir...
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He then responded by saying:
"Hey; don't laugh at me when I try to do Biology, and I won't laugh at you when you try to do Physics!"
Haha. Probably a "you had to be there" thing but I found it funny. ^^
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Him: Hey WittyVitale, guess what?
Me: What?
Him: I just saw Matt a few minutes ago. And he has a whole stack of books just for you! And they look like really great materials!
Me: *hopeful student who's having problems finding sources* Really?!
Him: Pfffft, no.
Me: -_-
Him: HaHaHa!!
Me: -_-
That annoyed me a little bit at first, but later I thought it was funny. I'm used to this guy's sense of humor by now.
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Teaching Assistant: Have you seen Jeremy? He looks like a skeleton!
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Someone: Jeremy's with Sophie!
Jeremy: No I'm not, I'm with Richard. (Joke)
German Teacher: Jeremy, I have no problem with you being gay, but can you leave the hand-holding and stuff outside?
(Later forgets Jeremy's name)
German Teacher: You! Gayboy!
Jeremy: You know, I'm not really gay...
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Ms. D: *ranting* And also, if I see any of you boys with hands under the desks, you're in trouble. This is Chemistry, not sex ed.
XD
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: History is like a court case, sometimes the evidence is decisive, sometimes it isn't.
(me): ....*thinks about Ace Attorney... : That's why some Historians need to be able to focus and perceive the truth better than others about history :....*Thinks about 
....I'm not sure if she's a fan, but it did seem pretty odd to me...
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"These days, we think of women as humanbeings."
I dunno if it's funny when you read it like this, but it was funny when he said it. =P
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TreehouseSlumbaParty: Burning the books? With "her" head on them? That's pretty mean
We have Mrs. Burns as a biology teacher. She wants us to bring her herbarium with 8 flowers... now in september 
I just feel like burning something up too 
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Guess what, I did...and she didn't know what I was talking about... then when I explained she said the following:
:I think this sounds like the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. How can being a lawyer be any fun for a video game?Actually that was my reaction too when I first heard of Phoenix Wright a long time ago...
Too bad she doesn't have a DS...
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I'd love to have a teacher playing AA
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Teacher: You say it's a trick deck? Why would I do something like that?
Kid: Because you want all the cookies to yourself!
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film teacher 
bio teacher *looking through the notes on her desk* God where did all this s**** come from?! *looking at the white board that's always dirty* The board's still s**** anyway. Oh this module has forensics! I love that, dead bodies and rotting, it's great! *continues to rant about corpses*
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= me 
= Teacheri had my a teacher for the first time in two years again ( i had er for economy in 8th grade )
but we have a new girl in class.. so it turned out to be this
: before this miss Hikari gave*sees the new girl*
: I don't know you!!and with my Bio lessions on my teachers birthday this happend:
= me = Teacher : *falls from chair* : geez.. Daisy you're clumsy : i know!! : I Never fall!- 2 minutes later -
: i'm going to get some paper downstairs : *falls from stairs* : Miss Sakura! i Trought you never fall? xDoh.. and this one:
: Can i use that thing which makes holes? ( i always forget the name XD ) : sure.. the vibrator is standng there!": Vibrator?.. i know always forget the name of that thing.. but i'm sure its not that!
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= teacher :..... But she forgot to tuck her dress into her dickers! And then the whole class started laughing!
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Student:
Prof:
: Screw academia! : I'm not sure she's willing.I just about died, along with the rest of the class XD
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She could be a freaking commedian.
Best not say anything or you guys may die from laughing to much.
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which its translated to "teacher pee while in standing, the student pee when they running"
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Teacher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.... This might be touching if I actually had feelings. Now let's get back to dead babies!
(We then proceeded to talk about which of our classmates would be best to eat.)
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let's just tell them that we met in jail
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Mr. Bulley: (yes, that is his name XD) Nesta ... you ...
Me: Sir, she's a sponser for Sky One.
Mr. Bulley: *laughs* Whereas i'm the bald guy from the programme. *does a model hair flick - which is probably difficult for a bald guy :D*
Me: ... O_o
Nesta: ... O_o
Both: *run*
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She could be a freaking commedian.
Best not say anything or you guys may die from laughing to much.
Now I'm curious! Pleeeeease say it
Sorry for possible grammar mistakes. My english is not very good, ya know.
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"I don't think quinine can get you high, otherwise we would have been doing it in college."
"If you are mentally retarded, you're not smart enough to be able to fake being mentally retarded."
Till the landslide brought me down...
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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My chem teacher class
meMy chem teacher on the metric system:
How many feet in a mile! uhhhhhh How many meters in a kilometer!? ...1,000? Exactly! See, the metric system is a system whoever invented standard measurement was probably picking his favorite numbers out of a hat! My sister failed a test on the metric system Well then, your sister's an idiot.
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You'd think so, right? But you really need to understand how horrible of a teacher she was. Not like the Cruzifier (Mrs. Cruz, my awful eighth grade algebra teacher, she still gives me nightmares...) No, she wasn't scary. Burnsie was just... a really bad teacher. I didn't learn anything in her class. NOTHING. I just learned about Alexander the Great because I did a project about him for her class. It was a FREAKING AWESOME slideshow that I was so freaking proud of and she didn't show it to the class like she did with everybody else's because she forgot and then the flash drive that I had it saved on broke and I was stupid and didn't save it to my computer so I don't even have it anymore!!! BLARGH!!! Sorry. I had a random urge to vent about that. Sorrysorrysorry.
I just feel like burning something up too ...Should I feel stupid not to know what those things are...? Because I have absolutely no clue...
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"Swine Flu! PANIC!!"
I later found out that he was in a faculty meeting when he typed that. My professor went onto facebook in the middle of a large faculty meeting and told me that I have swine flu XD That really made my day, hehe.
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"Swine Flu! PANIC!!"
I later found out that he was in a faculty meeting when he typed that. My professor went onto facebook in the middle of a large faculty meeting and told me that I have swine flu XD That really made my day, hehe.
Thats so cool, my teachers are all old/dumb/not with the times s they don't have facebook. One teacher I know has a DSi, but thats about it. And the only games he plays are brain training and mariokart. what a waste of a Dsi!!
Phoenix Right... wait what?
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L'cie
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Best line my teacher said ever.
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Best line my teacher said ever.
Was he teaching a bassoon sectional?
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