HI! Here I am again and I'm so flustrated because there aren't enough story about Miles and Fran in humor, friendship, family or else. So here I am.

Title: I AM a whippersnapper, so I DO whip!

Summary: Written for the kink meme. Franziska confronts Oldbag, telling her to leave her brother alone. Guess what's next! Slight MilesxFran.

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: K

So here is the story! PLEASE enjoy and PLEASE review! Sorry for English mistakes!

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Her office’s door opened suddenly and loudly. A red Miles Edgeworth just crashed in her office.

He had run apparently. Very fast.

“Please, please, Franziska!! Please I’ve to hide!!!”

What? What was he talking about, the fool? But she knew it was serious. You don’t have Miles Edgeworth who wants to hide in your office everyday. Still she was suspicious. If a culprit had escaped from jail and wanted to kill him, then she wasn’t in the story. He could be killed, that was no problem. Foolishly foolish fool.

That’s when she heard : “EDGEY-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Where are YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?????????????????????????

Well that wasn’t an angry criminal, but maybe a crazy one. She looked at Miles who was now white from... fear? He was her brother, he couldn’t be afraid of some crazy fool! He was allowed to only be afraid of earthquake because, well... herself was afraid of storms, but that was all! A von Karma wasn’t supposed to fear anything! That was foolish!

“Please Franziska! Please!! “

She decided, then, at his call, that if he couldn’t overcome his fear alone, she was going to help him. He was her brother after all. And now that was her, the fool.

“No”, she responded to him, “you cannot hide, you’re going to face your fears, even if you don’t want it. And I’m going to help you. So thank me!”

He was even more agitated now. “You don’t understand Franziska! It’s...“

CRACK

He yelped in pain. She could heard the footsteps of the woman apparently, who was chasing after her brother. She had finally found him.

The door of the office was still open and the foolish woman entered the room. Franziska was kind of... suprised. She wasn’t expecting an old, scrawny lady with a huge smile. And especially not a chasing old lady.
Franziska tried to compare that woman with her father’s mother who had passed away five years ago. Her grandmother was a calm, impassive woman, who had raised her father and her father’s siblings quite well. She inspired a feeling of respect and admiration, and that wasn’t what Franziska was thinking of the woman in front of her.

Miles Edgeworth hadn’t listened to her. He was hiding behind her desk. Coward.

When the woman had seen her, her smile had frozen. What was doing Edgey-Poo in the office of a young woman with a too short skirt? Nobody was allowed to date Edgey-Poo. And especially not a yound woman. Only she was allowed.

Speaking of Edgey-Poo, he was hiding behind her desk. Had she hurt him? That little whippersnapper was going to pay for that! Poor poor Edgey-Poo.

Wendy yelled:

“You whippersnapper! What have you done to him?? Nobody is allowed to break my Edgey-Poo’s heart! Let my fiancé alone!”

Franziska froze, Edgeworth froze. Her fiancé? She was right the foolish woman was crazy. She suddenly understood why he was so scared. Alright, this was what her sister called an “emergency of the type A”. The one you had to “treat” (her sister was a doctor) before it spread and before you couldn’t do anything else. And because she was the older sister, she has to take care of it.

“You, madam. Please leave him alone, I think he makes it clear that he doesn’t want to see you or talk to you. Now leave.”

“You arrogant whippersnapper! How dare you! When I was young, everybody was silent when I was doing something or speaking. Everybody just listen to me, to my delightful voice, and was at my feet. And even now it’s still the case. So YOU leave my Edgey-Poo in peace, little wippersnapper, so that I can take him with me to planify our wedding made of mutual love! Whippersnapper!”

Mutual love my arse. And what with those “whippersnapper”s? She was exhausting to heard the same word over, over again!

“What makes you think he wants to marry you, fool?” Franziska asked. She was trying hard not to whip the fool in front of her. She had never use it on an old person, because her father said that she must respect people who knew life better than her. In most of the cases.

“I just know it. I can feel his love for me! It’s just so stifling. I feel it. Now let me pass!”

But Franziska didn’t move. And was slapped. Absolutely astonished, she stumbled back against her desk. The old lady snorted:

“I’m older than you and I hope that now you’ve learnt your lesson, whippersnapper!”

Whippersnapper, whippersnapper, whippersnapper, WHIPPERSNAPPER. She was just trying to help her foolish little brother and she was slapped? She wasn’t going to have it! Whippersnapper! She didn’t know if she was one, but she knew she had a whip! And she used it!

CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK

The old lady collapsed on the floor still alive and conscious. Franziska was above her glaring with the upmost rage in her eyes.

“Now old lady! Listen to me! You’re in my office, under my rules. I just have to say one word and you’ll be arrested and put in jail for hurting a prosecutor and sexual harassment towards another one! Understood?!

She was going to let the old lady go, when suddenly, she had an evil thought in her head.

“And more, I don’t know how you can be fiancé with Miles Edgeworth, because I am. We’re going to marry, so leave us in peace, or I’ll whip you again! Because I’m a whippersnapper! Now leave.”

Franziska thought the woman was going to cry but she didn’t, she just left without saying another word. Franziska wasn’t feeling guilty at all.

When Miles Edgeworth was sure Oldbad had left, he stood up and walked towards the German prosecutor. She didn’t let him saying anything, instead she slapped him.

“Wh...What? What did I... do??”

“Nothing! That’s why I’m punishing you. You’re supposed to overcome your fears alone, and I did it for you, and I got slapped, fool! Coward!”

But even hearing her words, he was smiling. She had won against Oldbag, and for that, he would always be grateful. Without another slapping or whipping, he passed through all her defenses and kissed her. Full on the lips.

When he broke the kiss she was red. More red than he was when he had opened the door of her office.

He tried to explain: “You said yourself that we were fiancés!”

It didn’t work, now she was angry (in fact she was shaking from all the sensations she had felt when he had kissed her, but she would never admit it!).
And Miles Edgeworth spend the rest of his day at work, trying to escape from Franziska von Karma.

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I really hope you liked it! Please review!

I knew I was going to love this from looking at the title. Had a feeling it would have something to do with Franzy and Oldbag. LOL. This did indeed make me laugh.

This bit was awesome.

Poor Miles. haha.

Aww thanks for the comment ~ Yeah the title is making all the effect!!

LOL, nice fic. Poor Edgy- Keep getting chased.
LOL, (again) Nice fic ^^ !

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Well, thank you very much. It's always great when someone gives you a fine review!!

more more

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Ahahahah! Thanks for reviewing!! :)

please write another chapter
*get on hands and knees*
PLEASE IT IS BRILLIANT

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XDDD just one word to say... AWESOME!!

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Thank you very much! You're so kind! ^^

Wow, the story plot was really nice! Just improve on you're grammar a bit and you'l be good to go! I don't exactly support Miles/Franziska, but it was still very great! Keep it up and I hope to see more stories!

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Aww thanks!! I promise I'll improve on the grammar side!!^^

great story, you should write another

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Thanks! I promise I'll write more stories, when I find the time!