Anything from the shop? Cornetto.
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Also: Phoenix Nights (club comedy)
Keith Lard: *blares foghorn*
Random pub-goer: You prick!
Keith Lard: Laugh or burn: take yer pick.
Anything from the shop? Cornetto.
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A beautiful world indeed.
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Okay, I'll set the scene. Typical bar scene. Our hero (lets call him Guy #1) ends up defending his friend who, after attemting to woo a lady, was being verbally insulted by a "smart" prep (lets call him Guy #2). Anyway, long story short, #1 ends up making #2 look like a douche by simply stating that all the so called knowledge he was throwing out was ripped straight from the book, rather than his own opinion. This impresses said lady, who ends up giving #1 her phone number.
Later as #2 is at a steryotypical diner.
#1: *knocks on glass* Hey!
#2: What? What do you want?
#1: Do you like apples?
#2: Yeah.
#1: *holds up paper to window* Well I got her number. How do you like them apples?
"...Naturally."
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*Homer rolls down hill and takes off*
Homer: AAAAAAAAAH!!!
*Stumbles on board, whiles kids look on excitedly*
Homer: I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm king of the world! Woo-Hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-
*Drops*
Homer: AAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
*Falls down cliff.*
EPIC FAIL!
Credit to Nadindi for the awesome sig! :D
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let's just tell them that we met in jail
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Komikero
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I'm a professional comic artist and illustrator. Click on the above logo to visit my official website.
Apply directly to the forehead
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The first comes from when the drug cartel calls the production company to tell them that the they kidnapped the star of the movie. The producer's reaction is just priceless
And when the other actors are trying to infiltrate the base, they have one guy pose as a farmer. When the enemies ask where his farm is and what does he farm he says this
Welcome have a :cookie: is TRADEMARED!
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- "If you can't solve the puzzle your nothing but a loser" Everytime i here this it reminds me of my old school at sports day and if you lose a race they go "Ahhh but it's the taking part that counts" I HATE THE BS
- "You're Just a murderer" Right near the end when Near says it after Light's speech. I don't know why but it was just awesome at the time.
Edit: I found a Mello Quote i like
- "I'm not a tool for you to use to solve the puzzle" - I really love Mello. Alot like myself where we are extremly smart yet we let our emotions get in the wy like i have a temper that will go off rather fast,
Memories, Trials, Family the Fic into a comic.
Soon to be Husband:Scarred_owl Daughter of PandaPrinzessin, J. D,brothers:kemosem Meenyman
My Sons are Ptapcc, Kitisuimo, and my daughters are P!ATD, Godot_Blend _#107.
Ooh, a real drumroll. Nice.
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"I just wanted to let you know that I'm L"
--L, Death Note (did you know his first name was Lawliet?)
"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!!!!!!"
--Light Yagami, Death Note
Welcome have a :cookie: is TRADEMARED!
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"I just wanted to let you know that I'm L"
--L, Death Note (did you know his first name was Lawliet?)
"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!!!!!!"
--Light Yagami, Death Note
Potato chip line Damnit! How could i forget that! And yeah Death note 13 For the win!
Ahh i can't think of any apart from this from death note
Matt - C'mon since when are the japanese allowed to carry such big guns, You won;t sho--
Then the guns just unload on him. Matt got owned but i think it was epic win.
Also Teru's "DELETE!"
Memories, Trials, Family the Fic into a comic.
Soon to be Husband:Scarred_owl Daughter of PandaPrinzessin, J. D,brothers:kemosem Meenyman
My Sons are Ptapcc, Kitisuimo, and my daughters are P!ATD, Godot_Blend _#107.
A True English Diva-To-Be <3
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*in the grocery store, in response to the questions of a nosy cashier*
"Ma'am, I'm eight years old. Do you really think I would be here alone? I DON'T THINK SO!"
Click on Janice for graphics ^^
Ooh, a real drumroll. Nice.
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--L death note
Two more games coming up soon
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Co-creator of New Year's Turnabout, Turnabout Revolution, and At Dawn's Break
:)
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GANTALITY!
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"Wake up! time to die!"
and
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."
"So apparently P/I fan + Insecurity + airheadedness + strange kinks + bad grasp of reality + over eagerness = bad user........." D= /D\
[Words]
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*Homer is reading to Bart and Lisa about the Trojan War*
*Odyseus gives the Leader of Troy the Trojan Horse as a "peace gift"*
Leader of Trojans: Now whenever anybody gets wood, they'll think of Trojans!
Homer: *stops reading and begins laughing*
Lisa: What's so funny, dad?
Homer (paraphrased): I can't tell you, but if it's saying what I think it is, it's hilarious!
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!
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-George Carlin-
Shake it up, baby, now, TWIST AND SHOUT!
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Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!
Although Kill Bill has a few.
Sushi Bar Assistant: [Japanese] How come I always have to get the sake? You listen well... for thirty years, you make the fish, I get the sake. If this were the military, I'd be General by now.
Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] Oh, so you'd be General, huh? If you were General, I'd be Emperor, and you'd STILL get the sake. So shut up and get the sake. [English] Do you understand?
And from the 2009 film The Men Who Stare At Goats
Larry Hooper: [from trailer] Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds from the project's black budget to procure prostitutes...
Bill Django: That's a lie!
Larry Hooper: ...and to get drugs for himself and his men.
Bill Django: That... well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.
Perpetual Prosecutor
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Young Ellie - "When I get big, I'm going where he's going."
*shows map of South America to Carl*
Young Ellie - "South America. It's like America, but south!"
I just love this one.
Kayworth Supporter
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I'ma gonna blow you out of the water.
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Complete with bishie sparkles, lol.
Fanfiction~Yotube
Thanks go to Floran and TheBaronAndEma for the siggy and avy respectively.
They rock, so go request something from them!
Audere est facere.
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-Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy (DeForest Kelley), Star Trek TOS
So long, in fact, that all of my signatures now exist behind a paywall.
Bummer.
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"As the doctor i have faced many evil creatures. Espically the one that died and kept regerating.......The sugarbabes. " Davind Tennat same programe. I could of listed a whole loads from last night's show.
Memories, Trials, Family the Fic into a comic.
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Kayworth Supporter
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Painting by Denerop
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Epic phrase
You know who it is!
Awesome siggy by Auraion
Captain Ascot and the Survey Corps!
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Epic phrase
You know who it is!
Screw the rules, I have green hair!
My body is ready.
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"'It is forbidden to insert a soul inside a doll'...pure energy gained a form resembling a human, and something was born from it." Hayato Jin, New Getter Robo.
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FINE
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Shirou Emiya:
''People die if they are killed''
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"Curse the day I took the horns of this dustsucker! As said the great wiseaa..." *poof* (sportloto)
"*yawn* and while our spaceships making their way through the big theater..." (Shurik's adventures)
"As said my ol' buddy, he's dead now: "I knew too much"" (Brilliant hand)
Sig by PandaPrinzessin
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
A True English Diva-To-Be <3
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Family Guy
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TAkE YouR hEaRT
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"I'm not a pezmist, I'm an optometrist."
"We can get 2 birds stoned at once." - Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
Painting by Denerop
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"I have a sophisticated car parked on Sophistication Street"
"I breathe sophisticated air"
Awesome siggy by Auraion
:)
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[Jules and Vincent take Marvin with them in their car and Vincent's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off]
Vincent: Whoa!
Jules: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Jules: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...
Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off. I don't know why.
Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Vincent: I don't believe it.
Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood.
Vincent: Just take it to a friendly place, that's all.
Jules: This in the Valley, Vincent. Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.
Vincent: Well Jules this ain't my fucking town, man!
Jules: Shit!
[Jules dials a number on his cell phone]
Vincent: What you doin'?
Jules: I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.
Vincent: Where's Toluca Lake?
Jules: It's just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin', man? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.
Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Guess who's druuuuunk~!
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"...What does that make us?"
"Why, you're the homosexual supporting cast of course!"
"..."
-Tamaki Suoh and the Host Club, Ouran High School Host Club
"What do you expect us to do? We're just the homosexual supporting cast."
-Hikaru and Kaoru (I think), Ouran High School Host Club
"There are many unusual things in this world. But no matter how strange, how unexplainable something is, if a human does not see it, does not touch it, does not come into contact with it. Then it is merely phenomena that will pass. People- Humans- Homo sapiens. People are truly the most mysterious things in this world!"
-Yuko Ichihara, xxxHolic
SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
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I refuse to change my avatar
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Mortal Kombat
Finish Him!
Got better one.
Leela: So, your real name is Lord Nibbler? That's a coincidence.
Nibbler: That name is for your sake. In the time it would take to pronounce one letter of my true name, a trillion cosmoses would flare into existence and sink into eternal night.
[Leela laughs and pinches Nibbler's cheek.]
Leela: Oh, you're all so cute!
Ken: No, we're not. [He pulls his hood off.] We Nibblonians are an ancient and powerful race. Behold. [A hologram appears above his head and changes as he narrates.] When the universe was forged in the crucible of the Big Bang, our mighty race was already 17 years old.
Leela: Awwww!
Guess where it's from..
Thank you Delsy for the Awesome Game Over Sig! If you're still here, I still love it!
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