Part 1, 0:10
Judge
Court is now in session for part one of "Gyakuten Saiban - Special Court - Orchestra Concert 2008."
Is everyone ready?
Phoenix
The defense is ready.
Edgeworth
The prosecution has been ready all along.
Judge
Then, if you have some opening thoughts regarding this trial, we'll hear them now.
[note: "opening thoughts" is just a guess, as the transcriber couldn't make out the word]
Phoenix
I've been waiting for this moment!
Surely the conducting of the orchestra rests on me, on this fingertip!
Edgeworth
Objection!
What's with that clumsy, thrust out index finger?
To conduct in style, you should point like this.
And more important than anything is the bow at the end of the song.
Can you do that?
Phoenix
Guaagh!
Judge
And now, could we hear the momentous first piece?
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Part 1, 5:20
Judge
This orchestra's even better than I imagined.
Phoenix
It's kind of exhilirating to hear it.
Right, Edgeworth?
Edgeworth
I, I seem to have dropped something.
Please, continue without me.
Phoenix
Easily moved to tears, isn't he.
Edgeworth
Now then, the first "Gyakuten Saiban" game was released in 2001.
Judge
It's already been seven years since then.
Edgeworth
Our debut was on the Game Boy Advance. Even now, I carry one around with me in my back pocket.
[note: reference to 2005 TGS animation]
Phoenix
But that's not how you're supposed to handle it...
Edgeworth
At that time, who would have anticipated an orchestral version of the soundtrack?!?
Judge
Hm. It might have made court more dramatic.
Phoenix
"Tic," he said.
[note: translator has no idea what to make of this line]
Judge
Perhaps I should put more oomph into my judgements. Start off right away with "GUILTY" ...like that?
Phoenix
Objection!
No, no, no!
You can't just up and declare people guilty.
Judge
Well, "NOT GUILTY" works for me too.
Phoenix
Please stick with that, then.
Edgeworth
Next, let's take another stroll back down Memory Lane.
Judge
Now our memories _dramatically_ come alive.
Let's listen.
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Part 3, 5:05
Edgeworth
Hearing the music again really is thrilling.
I can remember holding my GBA tightly, my hands shaking.
Judge
It brought back two or three beautiful memories to me, too. The rest I've forgotten, mostly.
Phoenix
Umm, beautiful memories are fine and all, but why was that last song played?
Edgeworth
What are you talking about? That lively tune was your theme, wasn't it?
Phoenix
It's my imposter's theme!
Edgeworth
Now, as the defense's theme has drifted on by, next we of the prosecution would like to present one of our melodies.
Judge
Oh, I've been waiting for this.
Please, let's hear it.
Phoenix
Hold it!
My, my theme goes like this! Um...
Jyan jyan jyan,
jyan jyan jyan,
jyan jyan jyan,
parapa pa, parapa pa.
Judge
So, shall we give it a listen?
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Part 4
Edgeworth
Heard anew, how stirring this piece is - intense yet beautiful.
Judge
It's as though some fighting spirit hidden inside has burst into life and presses on one's heart.
Edgeworth
It's as though it crushes evil as it presses the heart.
The rhythm makes one sense the depth of one's emotions.
Judge
It's like seeing crushing sadness reflected in someone's eyes,
but some slight kindness expressed in their lips.
Edgeworth
It's as though it crushes sadness as it quashes evil.
A bold, fearless melody.
Judge
How does it sound to the quashee?
Phoenix
Please, no more.
Judge
Court will now take a ten minute recess.
Edgeworth
That flood of majestic, heroic sound has made my heart beat a little fast.
It might be good to take a few moments to calm down.
Judge
Everyone, go out and crush your free time.
Edgeworth
While crushing your free time, I encourage you also to quash any evil you might happen upon in the area.
Phoenix
I won't be hanging around out there during recess.
Judge
Recess begins now.
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Part 5
Judge
We shall now begin Part 2 of today's session.
Apollo
The defense is ready.
Klavier
OK, LET'S ROCK!
Judge
Ohhh.
That riff just now was in A minor, right?
Klavier
Ahaha,
I think you're way off, Your Honor.
Apollo
Prosecutor Gavin, today's trial will be decided with music.
Klavier
Oh, with music?
You think you can beat me?
Apollo
We'll each present a piece, and the people in the audience will render their decision.
Judge
I see.
Now then, will the defense please present its piece?
Apollo
The defense presents a suite of Gyakuten Saiban 4 music.
A full course meal flavored with the spice of turnabout!
Klavier
Then the prosecution presents a villains' medley.
A cocktail featuring the rogues who livened up the courtroom and flavored with their tears.
Won't you join me in toast? Cheers!
Judge
Hmm, this seems to have become a battle of songs.
Apollo
Team Red for my vest, Team Purple for your leather jacket - the red-purple musical duel!
Judge
I don't get it.
Apollo
Then, Team White for 'not guilty' and Team Black for 'guilty' - the white-black musical duel!
Klavier
OK!
We'll see the winner is, as clear as black and white.
Judge
Let's listen to the next two pieces.
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Part 6
Judge
Hearing the court theme brought to life again really turns back the clock for me.
Apollo
It's turned back my hairtennae, too!
Klavier
By the way, the prosecution has summoned a witness for today's court session.
Judge
A witness?
Klavier
Borginia's princess of song -
a lady who paints landscapes with sound.
Apollo
Hold it!
You, you don't mean to perform that unlucky song?
Klavier
Objection!
Don't call it unlucky!
Lamiroir and I worked our hearts out writing it.
Judge
I'm also quite fond of Ms. Lamiroir's signature song. Can we hear an orchestral version?
Klavier
Of course. And now, this week's number one hit:
The Guitar's Serenade!
Apollo
We've gotten onto a different track.
Judge
Performers, if you please.
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Part 9
Judge
For seven years now I've sat on this bench and watched these youngster's inspiring work.
The excellent music the orchestra played today reminds me vividly how they were back then.
I imagine the audience felt similarly.
Today's session is thus concluded.
I'll sit here a bit longer and savor the memory of the concert.
(on screen)
Applaud to wake the judge!
Judge
Applause... applause...
Mo... more applause...
Edgeworth
Hold it!
Your Honor, this special court session isn't over. It can't be over!
Judge
Huh?
That was a dream? I dreamt that there was no applause after the show.
Phoenix
That's a pretty terrible dream.
Judge
So, Prosecutor Edgeworth, what do you mean?
Edgeworth
I - no, we - have not yet heard _that_ song.
Judge
That song?
Edgeworth
Well, I was thinking of all the little kids out there, and we've just got to hear... that is, it's not a big deal to me, but for them...
Phoenix
Edgeworth, so the rumor is true.
Judge
I see.
We seem to have forgotten someone's theme.
Well, let's try to hit one more high point at the end of the show.
Everyone, are you ready?
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Judge
So, what do you think, Prosecutor Edgeworth?
Are you satisfied now?
Edgeworth
Hmm.
If you ask me, from start to finish the conducting was as stylish as my pointing.
Phoenix
Objection!
Um, if I may, aren't you forgetting one more important thing?
Judge
Oh? What would that be?
Phoenix
Hey, it's like you said.
Somebody's been left out, somebody right in front of everyone!
Edgeworth
If you're talking about your theme, I believe we already heard it.
Phoenix
But that was my imposter!
My theme is jyan, jyan, jyan...
Judge
We thank the audience for spending such a long time with us.
Apollo
Everyone, let's meet again somewhere!
Klavier
I'd like to have the next concert in America.
Edgeworth
I'd like it to end with my bow.
Phoenix
Hold it!
Um, may I get in one phrase at the end?
Judge
Oh, you're here too?
Edgeworth
It seems we'll hear that phrase again right now.
Apollo
I've been doing my voice exercises. Let's go for it, Mr. Wright!
Klavier
OK!
It's the end of the show.
Why don't all you out in the audience join us?
Judge
Of course, this is the only way to end.
Let's do it!
3... 2... 1...
OBJECTION!