Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Not every guy is immature.
There's...um...OK, Yaragorm's right.
That sounds really weird...
No it doesn't, embrace it. Love it.
MAKE BABIES WITH IT.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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Or they were Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris is not a man, he is a god.
Yes! I need a test subject...
Do you see the black one...or the white?
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And this is why lesbians exist.
I feel the same
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私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです
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He wants to slice up your face and make a pie D=!
sounds delicious can I have some?
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apparently I still exist
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And this is why lesbians exist.
With the rise of women who actually work
women feel no need to blackmail men with petty things like "dating". They can simply get together and plan their heinous schemes to con other men.
And that's why lesbians exist, the world sucks, you don't have a girlfriend and I am having sex with a trap.
IT'S GONE NOW
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And this is why lesbians exist.
QFT. >__>;
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Today, a couple of random girls sat in a corridor and one started saying stuff like "I love you" to me while I was walking past. On the way back, she does the same again so I decide to humour them by jokingly blowing a kiss. They start laughing amongst themselves, and I walk away amused. I see them again later today, recomposed and she blows a kiss right back. Wasn't expecting this, so like any shy nervous kid, I fail to think up of a humorous retort on the spot and just end up making a fool out of myself.
Either way, that was just a joke amongst themselves. I think. But if it wasn't, she was pretty cute.
Blarghidontknowhowtoactaroundwomenbecausenoneeveractthatwayaroundmeblargh
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I'm a boy too
so yeaaaaah thats about it
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- Well, it wasn't an IRL experience so it wasn't really as bad as some of the other stuff, but hot DAMN was I embarrassed.
Okay, so two of my friends had been dating, and they broke up. For like, the last TWO WEEKS all they've been doing is complaining to me about how they either want to get back together, how they hate each other's guts, or how they want to kill themselves because they never think they'll love again. The guy of the ex relationship, Ed, was the worst. He was getting on my LAST nerve, and so, I flat out told him that I wasn't going to put up with it anymore.
I was like, "Grow a pair and get over it, and if you can't do that, go kill yourself already like you claim you want to. So many people have it SO much worse than you and all you can do is whine about how a girl you dated for a month dumped you. You never even met in person. I've liked my best friend for FIVE YEARS and even though I know he doesn't like me, I don't want to kill myself. So suck it up."
I proceeded to block him.
Now normally, I'm a HUGE pushover, so actually standing up for myself and speaking out was a huge accomplishment for me. XD I proceeded to tell the aforementioned best friend how I cussed somebody out, and he was like O__O. So, naturally, he wanted me to copy/paste what I said.
So I did.
And SECONDS after I sent it, I realized that, OH SHIT, I TOTALLY MENTIONED THAT I LOVED THE GUY.
I FREAKED OUT. So very much. I literally spazzed at my computer and blocked him for almost an hour, passing it off as computer problems because of Touhou Soccer. He bought it... er, rather, he went along with it... XD He already knew I liked him, so I guess it wasn't a really big deal, but I was SO EMBARRASSED. XD
eat your vegetables, son.
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Anyway...
When I was in the 6th grade, I had my first boyfriend. One time we walked to his home together after school, and when we got to his house and entered his room, he grabbed my boobs, and said:" I like you, and your boobs." (Just think I was only in the 6th grade... Geez.)
We broke up after some time, and one day, I walked to gym class, and his friend pushed him(My ex-boyfriend) on me, and he we fell together. His hands were at my boobs again. So I was like: " Do you still like my boobs?"
That was a funny one xD
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Anyway...
When I was in the 6th grade, I had my first boyfriend. One time we walked to his home together after school, and when we got to his house and entered his room, he grabbed my boobs, and said:" I like you, and your boobs." (Just think I was only in the 6th grade... Geez.)
We broke up after some time, and one day, I walked to gym class, and his friend pushed him(My ex-boyfriend) on me, and he we fell together. His hands were at my boobs again. So I was like: " Do you still like my boobs?"
That was a funny one xD
Haha nice! Like I teased my bf about being biologically incorrect for liking me even though my breasts are small (biologically men should like women with bigger breasts, represents fertility).
Some annoying guy yelled at me asking if I'd date him and then referred to his genitals. I walked away quickly and tried not to make eye contact.
I'm the one who's supposed to say that!
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Chronologically, the most important events:
Halloween:
I went to a party at my friend's house. And we decided to trick or treat. Well, being as we're all 15 and 16, we played truth or dare along the way; or rather dare or double-dare. The premise is pretty simple: dares can be backed down from at the cost that you must scare 3 small children. Double-dares, not so easy.
And, of course, being who we are, the first dare is Megan and Kaisey have to kiss, with tongue, for 5 seconds.
I was timer. (This is why I always have a watch!)
I had sex with a white car. Right in the fuel tank. Wait till that hits the engine!
Turns out, Megan was wearing transparent underwear.
Michael (Dressed as the Joker) licked Kaisey's (dressed as Harley Quinn) leg. (Funny thing is, neither knew the other's costume)
Then, the last dare of the night, Olivia and Kaisey had to kiss, with tongue, for 5 seconds. Okay, maybe I timed out 10 seconds...
I HAD THE WATCH, DAMMIT!
Between now and a while ago:
Taylor and Britanny are always hanging off each other's boobs, though both claim to be straight. And I say that because they're always talking about how they like each other's boobs.
BOOBIES!
I mention they both have a great set, and asses to match?
The other day:
Osten and Nicole are dating. Longstanding joke is Osten named his dick Excalibur, because he "pulled it out of the Lady of the Lake." Nicole and I have speech (Communication Applications?) class together, and we were in a computer lab to fabricate resumes. Instead, we went to Hunch.com and she took a quiz: Which character from an Arthurian legend am I?
It goes without saying: The Lady of the Lake.
And it seems, every day, walking home from school, I get into a sexual conversation with at least one girl.
Avast! It's Pirate/Matey Day!
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Long-distance relationship, I presume? If so, we're two of a kind, buddy.
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Lolita 2?
Do you see the black one...or the white?
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I feel the same
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i can totally imagine that
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me too
...
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Call me Ishmael.
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Me too, except... they are usually 11-13. Only a few girls in my age have been interested in me.
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me too
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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Me too.
Me too.
But everyone has a crush on me.
(don't worry I'm clearly joking.)
see how it withers before my flower of justice
lying is bad
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Me too.
Me too.
But everyone has a crush on me.
(don't worry I'm clearly joking.)
And your sheer weight literally crushes them. :P
(don't worry I'm clearly joking.)
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Hey I get paid very well for doing that
see how it withers before my flower of justice
lying is bad
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Hey I get paid very well for doing that
For administering Euthanasia? ^_^
GANTALITY!
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Hey I get paid very well for doing that
For administering Euthanasia? ^_^
There is actually a fetish some people have about being crushed. Generally not to death but some do find other things being crushed a turn on too.
I have a crush on Loob, but that might be because I'm a lot taller and fatter than her.
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Yup. I'd be broke without them people.
Taller, definitely. Fatter... not so sure XD
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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Actually, when I think about it, when I was nine I fell in love( That was not a serious one, my first real love was on the 5th grade.) in a sailor. My brother, my mother and I went to a trip(sail trip) for four days, and there was that sailor, his age was 24 and he was really nice. He hanged out with us and served us a lot, and I fell in love. He even gave us pizza one day after the kitchen closed up. I remember I wanted to marry him xD
I never saw him again.
Don't say it's a lovely story, I was nine! And stupid!
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"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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fixd
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Yeah, cool story, bro.
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Actually, when I think about it, when I was nine I fell in love( That was not a serious one, my first real love was on the 5th grade.) in a sailor. My brother, my mother and I went to a trip(sail trip) for four days, and there was that sailor, his age was 24 and he was really nice. He hanged out with us and served us a lot, and I fell in love. He even gave us pizza one day after the kitchen closed up. I remember I wanted to marry him xD
I never saw him again.
Don't say it's a lovely story, I was nine! And stupid!
Aww, that's adorable. I wouldn't call it LOVELY, but it's cute as all hell.
The other day, I was walking to art class (it's a relatively long walk from the yoga room to the art room...seriously, it is), and this guy, around my age, walked past me. He turned around, took a look at me, and said, "Ooh, nice," fairly quietly (but loud enough for me to hear). Quite an ego booster.
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
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Self-made signature. ^_^
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Aww, thanks. <3
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
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Aww, thanks. <3
You are most welcome, my good lady. *bow*
I sometimes wonder why you don't come up to some of these guys and talk to them, though. XD
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Aww, thanks. <3
You are most welcome, my good lady. *bow*
I sometimes wonder why you don't come up to some of these guys and talk to them, though. XD
Well, in this case, I was kind of in a hurry (my yoga class ends 15 minutes before my art class begins, but like I said, it's a long walk). But you're right, I probably should talk to them! As it is, I have no real romantic/sexual prospects, so it'd be nice to broaden my horizons. :)
And yeah, some jerks online have basically been saying I'm disgusting and hideous (particularly, they seem to think I'm really fat), so I really appreciate it when people tell me I look nice.
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
The Not-So-Metaphorical Poet
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That's the spirit! After all, you never know who'll make you happy like that until you try. Take it from me. Haha.
Man, those guys are just bat blind. They really need to see how pretty you actually are. <_<
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