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Spoiler:
Justis, join a band. It helps. :P
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Yeah...you do that.
Anyhow, here's a story that happened to me last year.
Spoiler: (insert witty title here)
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This is awesome! moar plox!
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And Justis, you need new friends. It sounds like someone pulled a Yaragorm on you. Luckily, I'm not the kind of buddy to pull a prank like that!
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JK. JK.
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My friends are kickass, I'll have you know. Hilarious. Funnier than me, if you can believe it.
Oh, there's this one slacker girl who sit behind in class, and since I'm a friggin brainic, she always comes to me for help. She's always like: "Justis! I need you!" Not in a suggestive way, but I don't get a lot of girls, so that's the best story I have, kinda. Lol.
She has a boyfriend anyways.
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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She was alright, now that I think about it, maybe she would've been better to me if I had gotten the chance to know her....
VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
And Justis, you need new friends. It sounds like someone pulled a Yaragorm on you. Luckily, I'm not the kind of buddy to pull a prank like that!
Hey, I don't treat my friends meanly, it's the other way around!
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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And boys, I think there's a lesson to be learned in this. Stalking is bad for EVERYONE.
Now, spying on them without being seen is completely different...
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Catgrenade wrote:
It used to be, "Encounters with THE OPPOSITE GENDER! *gasp*" but it got changed for some reason.
I guess that was so it wouldn't offend anyone who was homosexual/bisexual.
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What do you see behind the mask?
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Catgrenade wrote:
It used to be, "Encounters with THE OPPOSITE GENDER! *gasp*" but it got changed for some reason.
No, it's always been 'sex'. 'Gender' wasn't in the title.
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
No, it's always been 'sex'. 'Gender' wasn't in the title.
I think he was being sarcastic.
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Catgrenade wrote:
It used to be, "Encounters with THE OPPOSITE GENDER! *gasp*" but it got changed for some reason.
No, it's always been 'sex'. 'Gender' wasn't in the title.
wright-law-offices/encounters-with-any-sexy-sex-gasp-t8613.html
Title on second post.
EDIT: HAHA, I WAS WRONG. HAHA.
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SerialVER wrote:
This topic disturbs me. I read the title 'sexy sex' and see posts by 13-15 year olds. That is just a bit wrong, in most cases.
Lots of teenagers are actually sexually active, as you probably already know. Why? Because it's when we hit puberty! But it seems most of the posts made here on this show pertain to simple and chaste love lives.
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VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
SerialVER wrote:
This topic disturbs me. I read the title 'sexy sex' and see posts by 13-15 year olds. That is just a bit wrong, in most cases.
Lots of teenagers are actually sexually active, as you probably already know. Why? Because it's when we hit puberty! But it seems most of the posts made here on this show pertain to simple and chaste love lives.
What he said.
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Perrydotto wrote:
The homosexual topic got merged with this one. Tinker felt that it was unnecessary to have more than one topic.
Actually, the homosexual one got locked because some idiots smiley spammed it.
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Lunaria42 wrote:
Perrydotto wrote:
The homosexual topic got merged with this one. Tinker felt that it was unnecessary to have more than one topic.
Actually, the homosexual one got locked because some idiots smiley spammed it.
Yeah, that was the thread I made. Funny enough, it was my story that made all the idiots get it locked. That made it all the more frustrating. >:/
Back on topic - Some girls talked to me after I came out of the bathroom. Kinda awkward, true story, the end.
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SerialVER wrote:
This topic disturbs me. I read the title 'sexy sex' and see posts by 13-15 year olds. That is just a bit wrong, in most cases.
Yeah but their stories aren't actually about sex. Honestly most of these kids will never actually have sex...with a real person anyway. Until they wake up one day and realise they're a 39 year old virgin and their mam buys them a night with a prozzy for their 40th
=P
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VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
simple and chaste love lives.
This is the wrong topic for me. >:(
But here's some more shit stories, that actually doesn't involve sex but cuddling, homg.
So, I was at a party with a few of my friends, one of whom I'm very close to. He's kinda extremely shit at getting stuck into women, and I don't think he's been with one in monnnntths, so he was adamant that he was gonna have one tonight and worked away. I was busy dancing to whatever Lady Gaga song was on, and drinking cheap-ass wine. Oh, and getting paid to flirt with this fat guy (My line of the night was going up to him offering a cigarette saying 'Want a fag? WELL HERE I AM'). So I went out for a smoke and was joined by the mate I mentioned earlier and he was decidedly annoyed. He said 'I'm giving up tonight'.
C8<
So I naturally started flirting like mad with some more subtle (getting him to admit I'm one of three men he'd actually sleep with the others being Edward Norton and Brad Pitt) and some not so subtle (rubbing his genitals). At to my eternal delight, we ended up sleeping together on the sofa after I'd coerced the fat guy out of it while we were watching X-Men at 5 in the morning.
Fatguy: hey darz what's your favourite x-man
Darz: It's Getoffthefuckingsofandgivemesomefuckinglegroom...man.
And so he did. And me and the friend ended up on opposite ends on the sofa, but then that kinda changed when he started feeling me up under the duvet. And so, cuddles cuddles.
fuck
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Want a fag? WELL HERE I AM
*dead*
That was a sweet story but I have the fucking giggles now XD
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I am not someone who'll go through the girls like they're nothing, I think it's better to wait to start the serious busn. It's not like you're going to spend your rest of your life with your youth-love. I won't say those 'relationships' have no chance of success, probably there are a lot of them which turned out to be successful. I am just more a guy who wants to get a nice catch once 'nd be happy with her.
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Floran wrote:
first time has to be real magic! (>_>)
Says who? =P haha no you're right!
Floran wrote:
It's not like you're going to spend your rest of your life with your youth-love. I won't say those 'relationships' have no chance of success, probably there are a lot of them which turned out to be successful.
My sister and her boyfriend are 26 and have been together since they were 13. NO LIE! I think it's amazing *__*
They still have a brilliant relationship. They argue a bit though that's pretty normal for most couples I think.... I don't think they'll ever get married though XD
Spoiler: Amusing story... well it is to me.
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loobywright wrote:
My sister and her boyfriend are 26 and have been together since they were 13. NO LIE! I think it's amazing *__*
They still have a brilliant relationship. They argue a bit though that's pretty normal for most couples I think.... I don't think they'll ever get married though XD
That really is amazing! Who knows, they might end up married! (especially since they have been together for 13 years already!)
loobywright wrote:
Spoiler: Amusing story... well it is to me.
LMAO. Haha, brilliant. He deserves it... leaving her with 3 brats, must have been a nightmare for her fo'sho. :P I guess he learned his lesson at least. XD
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loobywright wrote:
My sister and her boyfriend are 26 and have been together since they were 13. NO LIE! I think it's amazing *__*
They still have a brilliant relationship. They argue a bit though that's pretty normal for most couples I think.... I don't think they'll ever get married though XD
Wow,that is indeed amazing
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loobywright wrote:
My sister and her boyfriend are 26 and have been together since they were 13. NO LIE! I think it's amazing *__*
That's about how long I've been with mine and I'm going to 26 in a few weeks.
About the idea of the first time being magic, well, that just cracks me up. I guess that's a teenaged thing where you want it to be special and all planned out. I guess I've always been more of a realist. My friends and I used to make fun of our friends that would plan their first time. We would call their house (this was the age before everyone and their dog had a cellphone) a bunch to kill the mood. We were horrible back then. The reality is if it's the girls first time, it will probably be the opposite of magical depending on her activity level. I know mine was anything but magical.
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loobywright wrote:
Floran wrote:
It's not like you're going to spend your rest of your life with your youth-love. I won't say those 'relationships' have no chance of success, probably there are a lot of them which turned out to be successful.
My sister and her boyfriend are 26 and have been together since they were 13. NO LIE! I think it's amazing *__*
They still have a brilliant relationship. They argue a bit though that's pretty normal for most couples I think.... I don't think they'll ever get married though XD
Jesus fuck, how can they last that long without getting bored?! ._O
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Last year a bona fide Twilight fangirl (not just twilight, but vampires in general) had a crush on me. Actually, crush may not be the right word as she even had wet dreams involving me. Needless to say, this as well as her personality were very unattractive to me.
She liked to follow me and try to start conversations with me when I was clearly not interested.
So yeah, hope this doesn't make me seem like a douche.
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neoswordmaster wrote:
Hmmm...rather short entry this time.
Last year a bona fide Twilight fangirl (not just twilight, but vampires in general) had a crush on me. Actually, crush may not be the right word as she even had wet dreams involving me. Needless to say, this as well as her personality were very unattractive to me.
She liked to follow me and try to start conversations with me when I was clearly not interested.
So yeah, hope this doesn't make me seem like a douche.
Last year a bona fide Twilight fangirl (not just twilight, but vampires in general) had a crush on me. Actually, crush may not be the right word as she even had wet dreams involving me. Needless to say, this as well as her personality were very unattractive to me.
She liked to follow me and try to start conversations with me when I was clearly not interested.
So yeah, hope this doesn't make me seem like a douche.
I don't think that's douchey at all. It sounds like she's kinda obsessed with you and you clearly don't like her. Now if you did something to really hurt her feelings, then I'd think you were a douche (and I mean something like putting her down, not telling her you don't like her.)
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Lately, i've been talking to G a lot. He's the class clown type of boy, but he genuinely is a hilariously funny person, which is one of the traits I find attractive about him <3 . Though lately, his sense of humour has been having him make small racist jokes at my expense (I'm half chinese). I know he doesn't mean anything by it, and I always laugh it off, but as much as I love him it does sting. I don't know how to confront him about it, because i'm afraid that he'll think I can't take a joke, which I CAN, but when he chirps "hey, is that your dad?" every time he sees a chinese person, it really is hurtful. Help? ><
Also, V has been trying to get me to help set her up with G. I'm just...not doing anything. XD
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Nadindi wrote:
Well, here's me back with my boy problems. >___> XD
Lately, i've been talking to G a lot. He's the class clown type of boy, but he genuinely is a hilariously funny person, which is one of the traits I find attractive about him <3 . Though lately, his sense of humour has been having him make small racist jokes at my expense (I'm half chinese). I know he doesn't mean anything by it, and I always laugh it off, but as much as I love him it does sting. I don't know how to confront him about it, because i'm afraid that he'll think I can't take a joke, which I CAN, but when he chirps "hey, is that your dad?" every time he sees a chinese person, it really is hurtful. Help? ><
Also, V has been trying to get me to help set her up with G. I'm just...not doing anything. XD
Lately, i've been talking to G a lot. He's the class clown type of boy, but he genuinely is a hilariously funny person, which is one of the traits I find attractive about him <3 . Though lately, his sense of humour has been having him make small racist jokes at my expense (I'm half chinese). I know he doesn't mean anything by it, and I always laugh it off, but as much as I love him it does sting. I don't know how to confront him about it, because i'm afraid that he'll think I can't take a joke, which I CAN, but when he chirps "hey, is that your dad?" every time he sees a chinese person, it really is hurtful. Help? ><
Also, V has been trying to get me to help set her up with G. I'm just...not doing anything. XD
Just tell him, he'll understand if he isn't dumb. He probably keeps joking like that because you seem to not react negatively on that.
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Lunaria42 wrote:
loobywright wrote:
My sister and her boyfriend are 26 and have been together since they were 13. NO LIE! I think it's amazing *__*
The reality is if it's the girls first time, it will probably be the opposite of magical depending on her activity level. I know mine was anything but magical.
Oh yeah, I think read an article about that.
...
I read that in a smart-person magazine, I'll have you know.I don't read gossip magazines. It was about a book, actually. A non-fiction book. As you may see, I like rambling. Anyhow, yeah, I read about something along those lines.
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Satoshi wrote:
Just tell him, he'll understand if he isn't dumb. He probably keeps joking like that because you seem to not react negatively on that.
I know he'll understand, and I know that I do have to tell him or it will continue. I just don't know how to phrase it so that he knows that I do think he's funny, just not...when he's being racist. XD
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