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2. Lawyers depend mostly on luck and other people
3. Whipping is allowed in court
4. When a prosecutor presents false evidence, it's only worth a penalty. When a lawyer does so his badge will be taken.
5. Judge's are not the brightest people
Let's see how far we can come shall we?
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7. And a hearth.
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10. jury can't talk but they can "blaa blaa blaa" wery often
11. No-one seems to see the difference with real and fake attorney badge until it's too late.
Ahh...Coffee...
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Did you say the "lady" that owns the restaurant? Is that meant to be on purpose?
Well anyway:
12. You find out that you can channel spirits.
13. You find out magatamas exist in real life.
14. There are actually real snackoos.
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16 Even gods of prosecuting can be beaten.
17 Psychotic ex-girlfriends really know how to come back and bite you in the ass.
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20.
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22. You can have an orange skin
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25. Every judge will have a Canadian brother
26. You're never too young to become a lawyer
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28. Hovercars will never be made.
29. But time travel will.
30. The sig of the guy above me.
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32. There is a magical supply of coffee and glasses in any given court room
33. Whipping is perfectly alright in any situation and nobody will ever press charges over it
34. Old women will always flirt with the prosecution, always.
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36. If you have no connections to Germany, or you aren't Godot, you'll be a crap prosecutor.
37. You can wear the same clothes for three years, and still not smell. I still feel sorry for Larry. He changes his clothes more than any other character, except maybe Mia, and he apparently smells the worst. So unfair.
38. It's perfectly acceptable to bring an eight year old girl around murder scenes instead of school on a regular basis. (Now that I think of it, where does Pearl actually live?!?!)
39. Basically anyone can become a detective/police, from murderers
to idiots 
to incredibly unlucky people 
Thanks a lot, Scarf, we posted at the same time, so I just had to renumber all of mine.
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What the Devil is going on here?
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41. Blue hair is also completly normal.
42. It is possible to drink 17 cups (
43. Prosecutors can get away with tazering people in the Department of Criminal Affairs and no-one will notice.
44. German people generally make perfect lawyers.
45. to be a good defence attorney, you must have funny hair.
46. to be a good prosecutor you must dress funny or have some sort of obsession.
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I'm a girl.48. People's names have puns in them
49. Never trust doctors. They're either perverts, or have committed malpractice (spoiler?)
50. Just because a lawyer has a bookshelf of legal books, they haven't necessarily read them
51. Small, seemingly insignificant things ALWAYS go in the Court Records, no matter how irrelevant they seem at the time
52. It is perfectly acceptable for a lawyer to have movie posters on the wall in their office
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54: A witness can repeat his testimony and infinite amount of times, while your co-councils deals you the same information after the end.
55.
56. There is music playing in every courtroom
57.
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[Words]
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61- Prosecutors can do anything they want in court, while attorneys can get a penalty from pretty much everything.
62- Lawyers are better at investigation than the police.
63- Attorney badges can get sunburnt.
64- You can use infinite ammo codes on seed bags.
65- When people get really angry or, they gain temporary control of gravity.
66- Hair can react to people's emotions.
67- So can some kinds of hats.
68- Coffee in a cup can fly upwards and get into the cup again without a single drop being spilt.
69- Coffe cups can magically slide into the prosecutor's hand.
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71- Prosecutors with grill masks can order the judge around
72- Even in the future, black and white photographs will be used
73- Witnesses always lie. Always.
74- Witnesses will always commit the crime or be an accomplice to it or something else against the law.
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Till the landslide brought me down...
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76- Metrosexual lawyers are epic
77-It takes a true man to wear pink
78-Lawyers prefer assistants that wear short skirts
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80. French chefs, if called upon as witnesses, will hit on the prosecution, defence, the judge, and anyone else in the room
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THIS.
81. So long as you have a whip, seventeen cups of coffee, or a growling voice to object with, you can call all the shots in court without being held in contempt.
Also, I propose that a master list of these learnings be compiled when we hit the one thousand mark.
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84 - Lawyers live for meaningless procedures
85 - Defense Attorneys always style their hair with spikes. Always.
86 - A parrot can be a decisive (however the hell you spell it!) witness
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87: How to make a stam a murder weapon
88: How to kill somone 7 years later.
89: Pink suits doesnt make a man gay.
90: Never go to a french resutraunt without Eye bleach
91:Really long torpeado hair possible.
92: Gangsters can also make good Cakes and Muffins.
93: Don't cross a burning bridge
94: Don't trust weird looking doctors
95: Blue hair can be nautral
96: You can claw half your face off without dying.
97: Black cofffe is better than normal coffee
98: Your girlfriend could be your gilfrieds sister in disguise
99: Massive musroom hair s also possible.
100: You can throw coffe grenades to hit somone on the head and make it stay there.
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102. Confetti are let out in court if defendant was given a NOT GUILTY verdict
103. Lawyers like to point
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105. It is not worth learning the laws of physics. They do not apply in a courtroom.
106. Lawyers like panties.
107. If you have a large bosom, you are obliged to wear as little to cover it as possible.
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109. Everyone is connected to everything. Somehow.
110. It's possible to date someone for a significant amount of time and have no awareness of the fact that they're a twin.
111. Old ladies should never go into the security industry.
112. Someone, somewhere has thought of producing some seriously expensive toothbrushes.
113. The cuter someone is, the higher the chance of them being a sociopathic liar.
114. It's possible to bribe judges in the middle of trials if you have the right bento boxes.
115. Prosecutors are tormented souls.
116. Channelling dead people tends to lead to really bad things happening.
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118. Witnesses always lie in their testimonies. ALWAYS.
119. Judges just aren't judges if they don't have huge beards.
120. It's fingerprint powder, not cocaine. Where would you get a ridiculous idea like that?
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122- You can have a sword with you in court
123- Snackoo's aren't only meant for eating
124-
(i had to change the numbers because you posted folizzle
)
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126. It's possible for identical twins to have completely different hair colours
127. u dont n33d 2 sp33k properly in court.(clearly, i suck at talking like sal
)128. All judges have a big beard.
129. If you work with computers, your name has to be an anagram.
130. You can do whatever you want with your hair. (coughdaryancough)
Sorry if anyone of those were already posted.
OMG, I missed out number 127!!! I'm so sorry, it's fixed now. 
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132. Sometimes you can't see the obvious things until they've repeated it like five times. (You meaning defence attorney in this case)
133. Yarly.
134. You can fall from the bridge to the water and survive!...though you might get a cold...
135. Car can hit you, you can fly ten feet and hit your head, but you'll end up with only strained ancle. How cool is that! :D
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137. If you're a skinny weak caretaker who lost his memory, you'll become taller and more robust once you regain it.
138. Star Wars-style voice changers are allowed in court.
139. If it's your first case and you have spiky hair, your first opponent will have had a haircut for the occasion.
140. If you ask someone the same question twice with the same words, his response will be always identical.
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129. If you work with computers, your name has to be an anagram.
You can dye your hair, and it's called palindrome.
142.) What ballistic markings are.
143.) Prosecutors don't have to prove anything. The defense's case is hopeless. Oh, you have proof that your client is innocent? Well, he is still guilty until you found the real murderer. Oh, you did? So where's your proof? Oh? Everything makes sense, he has a motive, and the opportunity? Well, where's your proof? Oh, there it is. Okay, I declare your client- *OBJECTION!!!* Oh, the prosecutor objected. Oh, he has a point. Your client is guilty again. Oh, you can prove the prosecution wrong? MAKE ONE MISTAKE, AND HE WILL BE GUILTY. NO MORE MESSING AROUND, MR. WRIGHT. Oh, cool, he's innocent now. I knew that.
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145. You can burn butterflies with your eyes.
146. Stress can make you lose nearly all of your hair in less than 15 seconds.
147. An attorney's life is unfair in so many ways.
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129. If you work with computers, your name has to be an anagram.
You can dye your hair, and it's called palindrome.
Ah, crap. How did I get anagrams and palindromes confused?
OK, I really am not smart today.And yeah, you're right on the dyeing your hair thing. I just don't think they dye their hair, so I never considered that when I typed it. Again, I'm not smart today.
I is a idiot. 
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