Mew~ :3
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It's tragic and funny all at the same time.
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Moo.
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I'd say
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A True English Diva-To-Be <3
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That pretty much sums up the hilariousness of the situation. Obviously it's not funny someone died, but that mode of death is so very lulzy XD
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If I ever kill a boyfriend, I want it to be because I sat on him.
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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*shot*
That was a terrible pun, I know. XD
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Do you see the black one...or the white?
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I feel the same
lol boobs.
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Can't be. There'd be more than one person dead if that were the case.
I feel the same
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:)
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rock on rebel warriors
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right on your head.
sorry.
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I'd be absolutely mortified if my gravestone read something stupid like, "Died after being squashed by her girlfriend/boyfriend. RIP."
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...Poor boyfriend. I feel bad for him, but I can't help laughing.
They don't :c
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"This court finds the defendant, Mia Landingham, guilty of being FAT. OH SNAP.
Oh, and killing her boyfriend."
I SAID I HAVE TO STOP LAUGHING, DAMMIT! XD
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Ew, double negatives.
Anyway, I'm...not entirely sure whether this is sad or funny. Honestly, I'm kinda leaning towards funny.
And psh, everyone knows my ass could beat Looby's ass any day.
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Poor guy...
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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...how does that have anything to do with it
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...how does that have anything to do with it
Because the victim was a midget.
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...how does that have anything to do with it
Because the victim was a midget.
I don't recall the article saying that. It said he was much smaller, but keep in mind that the woman was a complete lardass. And while 119 pounds is unusually small, that doesn't mean he was a midget.
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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Because the victim was a midget.
I don't recall the article saying that. It said he was much smaller, but keep in mind that the woman was a complete lardass. And while 119 pounds is unusually small, that doesn't mean he was a midget.
Maybe he was just skinny.
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GANTALITY!
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But man, she was almost 3 times his weight, want normal bloke can lift that!?
Good thing I do not go for huge fat people and am not all that small myself.
If I ever kill a boyfriend, I want it to be because I sat on him.
Hahaha. Eat more cake and I'm sure your wish can come true, you just need to believe.
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It's a massive wombat!
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Some people would die to have that happen to them. *shot*
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I'm not your buddy, pal.
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Shake it up, baby, now, TWIST AND SHOUT!
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Your honour! That... thing had a lover?
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Your honour! That... thing had a lover?
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FAT PEOPLE MOTHERFUCKER??!
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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[Words]
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Well, provided she wasn't some crazy ***** trying to crush me. Which happened in this case.
All I can say is "Stupid, yet funny."
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"I feel there wasn't no justice."
OH GOD. IT SHOULDN'T BE FUNNY. But it sorta is.
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OK, so she was lying in bed one night, and she rolled over. But she rolled over onto that kinda remote control thing that changes the way the bed is. So it was like *bedcrush*. But wait, that's not how she died. She didn't break a single bone from this keep in mind.
How she ACTUALLY died was she woke up, got in such a panic because she didn't know what was going on and had a heartattack.
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