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or "Being a bitch gets you results, especially if you resort to physical violence."
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or "Being a bitch gets you results, especially if you resort to physical violence."
There're so many things that've been repeated, I've lost count. I'm not sure about the first one, though. The second has been implied. But maybe directly stating it wouldn't be a problem. What do you think, guys?
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Actually, several have been already repeated within the first three pages or so... But once we've reached a thousand, a list of the best will be made, I think.
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You mean, every murderer.
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