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For me, it's "I bhit mai tonnge." by Your Honor.
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Here's one from Gumshoe I thought was hilarious and goes well with the expression on his face:
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And the Edgeworth quote thread spans the whole series...
This IS an Edgeworth quote, but as it is from AAI:
I also found these, completely spoiler-free ones from him amusing:
"Each Prosecutor's Badge is engraved with the number of its owner on the back. Hmph. Numbers. As if we're not human on the inside like everyone else!"
"It says 'iFly Airlines.' You know, I've seen it occur a lot recently, and it's been bothering me greatly...but why does nobody know how to properly capitalize and space nouns anymore!?"
By the way, what does je ne sais quoi mean? :)
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Also from Franziska: "You must keep the courtroom pristine!" *whip" "W-Why are you whipping me!? It's not like I'm the one that littered!"
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: "That's bloody common sense!"Even more reason to think Edgey could have been a British.
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Watch me as I gravitate...ahahaha
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No... This would've been the best if they had used, "Faster than you can say, 'Nnnggghooohhhh!'" instead of "Faster than you can say, 'Noooooo!'"
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I'm a grown man now! I need to behave like one!btw, thread title is annoying D=
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No... This would've been the best if they had used, "Faster than you can say, 'Nnnggghooohhhh!'" instead of "Faster than you can say, 'Noooooo!'"
Haha I geuss you're right there.
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Officer: Um...It's not my brithday.
Lang: It's not for you. It's for your younger brother's wife's younger brother. Tell him I said "Hi".
Sometimes I really wanna hate Lang, but geez, he's nothing if not caring about his officers.
They don't :c
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Officer: Um...It's not my brithday.
Lang: It's not for you. It's for your younger brother's wife's younger brother. Tell him I said "Hi".
Yes, Justis. You win this thread.
EDIT: Unless I can beat you with;
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Gumshoe: Extraterrestrial rights? Sir, do you really believe the truth is out there?
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There really weren't many good lines, in my opinion... One I did like, though:
"...because this is no game, Ambassador.
This is war."
They don't :c
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Ah, yes, the pinky-promise! XD
That line just made Rhoda even cuter to me :3
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"It spins the baby around and around like a record player." Kay you lovable nut, good job referencing a goofy song.
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Heehee Thats gotta be one of the best quotes and the fact Edgeworth actually did it makes it me giggle.
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: I cannot allow you to make an objection. : What!? Your Honor, I'm really sorry, but... I cannot allow you to not allow me to make an objection! Egads! I've been overruled!
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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/
Also~
Also, lol in case 1 when Payne makes a cameo and Edgey has no idea who he is. XD
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Gumshoe: Extraterrestrial rights? Sir, do you really believe the truth is out there?
Yes! And I love how Edgeworth just doesn't respond. Just ignores it completely!
Also, another vote here for the line, "You fail."
Let's see, what else did I write down...
Edited to fix an emoticon.
"A truthful witness does not deceive, but a false witness pours out lies." Proverbs 14:5. Straight from the Bible, folks~ XD
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YES. You weren't the only one that thought so.
Also, Sal's cameo, as has been quoted above me by Aevitas, was epic. The fact that they added the smiley face made it that much better, nevermind the freaking OVER 9000 reference. I had to stop playing for five minutes because I was laughing so hard.
Also, I've never loved Edgeworth so much in my life. He really knows how to be hilariously deadpan.
Go away!...and straight to the point. XD
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So far I've only seen the 'You Fail" bit said by Edgeworth and so far it's my favorite quote.
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"I'll never accept you as the real Steel Samurai!"
"...Naturally."
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Credit to Nadindi for the awesome sig! :D
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YES. You weren't the only one that thought so.
That was definitely one of the most EPIC lines in the series.
Sal Manella was hilarious, as was
Oh, and of course,
:"You fail"
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Most of them that I liked were already mentioned
I thought when Edgey was talking to Larry
"I won't acknowledge you as the real Steel Samurai, EVER!" was kind of cute.
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Most of them that I liked were already mentioned
I thought when Edgey was talking to Larry
"I won't acknowledge you as the real Steel Samurai, EVER!" was kind of cute.
YES. All of these are win. I find most of the awesome lines are in Case 4 & 5.
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"Nobody gets away with murder in MY office!"
(because they would get away with it anywhere else. headdesk)
and my favorite as thus far:
"Would you please return that conclusion to whatever pawn shop you bought it from?"
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Made me giggle.
This too.
But I agree. This game has some of the most amazing quotes in the entire series.
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"It spins the baby around and around like a record player." Kay you lovable nut, good job referencing a goofy song.
Just.... these two. Best ever.
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Officer: Um...It's not my brithday.
Lang: It's not for you. It's for your younger brother's wife's younger brother. Tell him I said "Hi".
Haha, I love that one! And I totally hate his attitude sometimes, too, but he really is a nice guy.
: I cannot allow you to make an objection. : What!? Your Honor, I'm really sorry, but... I cannot allow you to not allow me to make an objection! Egads! I've been overruled!XD Lol, I loved that one, too. And by brother is always using the double negative stuff on me so I had to read that line over again just to make sure I knew what I was reading. XD
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/
Also~
Also, lol in case 1 when Payne makes a cameo and Edgey has no idea who he is. XD
At that time, I was like "OMG IT'S MANELLA!!" And I loled at the over 9000 thing. And about the badger, I didn't think of that, but I burst out laughing when you mentioned it. XD I also laughed at how Edgeworth didn't know Payne. I was like "HAHA you're so useless you Royal Payne!!"
I was totally loling at that
I like making fun of Santa Claus (Like I call him "Salty Claus" for no reason and I say he has diabetes...) and when I read that, I thought "Haha, I'm so going to use that now!"
So sorry that my post was so long... And y'know I was thinking of playing the game again and recording all of the Lang Zi quotes. And...what else...
(I don't remember the exact words but it was something to the effect of this...)
*Lang's subordinate is counting his other subordinates*
Counting Guy: ...96! 97! 98! 99!
Lang: What are you doing counting my subordinates?! [something something something] There's no 2 or 3, everyone's #1!
*in a later scene when they're being counted again*
Counting Guy: 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1!
And also...
Lang: Lang Zi says........... Just go already!
And...
*Badd shoots down Edgeworth's old coat off the wall*
Edgeworth: Is that supposed to be a threat?
TOTAL AWESOMENESS MOMENT!!
XD Again, sorry my post is so long...
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Edgeworth - ''Nngh! It's a cravat, and it's a fashion statement, not a gag!''
Badd - ''Do I need to teach you a lesson?''
Edgeworth - ''(Wha!? is he going for his gun!?)''
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Edgeworth - ''(It's just a mirror..How dare he trick me like that!?)''
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