Till the landslide brought me down...
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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i went all red, hee hee
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And I walked in to the pool area with only a towel on by accident.
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It's a massive wombat!
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I must have been under 5, cause it was before I moved where I am now at the start of school.
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Till the landslide brought me down...
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We were meditating by lying on the ground and listening to this soft music and a woman's voice. And we were told to close our eyes throughout the whole thing. I thought I was awake with my eyes closed but I was actually sleeping and snoring. Later I realised that the music wasn't playing anymore so I opened my eyes and found everyone standing and giggling. I suddenly sat up and my face was bright red xD.
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^ lolz ocelot
What the Devil is going on here?
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We were meditating by lying on the ground and listening to this soft music and a woman's voice. And we were told to close our eyes throughout the whole thing. I thought I was awake with my eyes closed but I was actually sleeping and snoring. Later I realised that the music wasn't playing anymore so I opened my eyes and found everyone standing and giggling. I suddenly sat up and my face was bright red xD.
Lol, You so didn't notice. We left you sleeping for quite a while after it was over. I had to Nudge you awake. Lol. (It was so cute)
My Embarassing story??
Well, I already posted this somewhere but When I was at a beach party, my Bikini top came off in the surf and I didnt notice untill my friend started screeming at me.
And also I started crying uncontrollably becuase I flunked a test.
Edit: It turned out that I didnt actually fail as badly as I though I did... Which makes it even more embarassing becuase I was sitting there crying and distracting everyone else then I got a better mark...
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I think I was about 11 at the time, the year before going into Secondary School, I think.
Anyway I went to visit one of my friends who moved to France (I live in England), and because there was still school going on at the time, I went to suprise him at his school.
So I got there, everything went well. BUT then the teacher offered my parents a coffee, so they went away with the Teacher. And then 5 minutes later, the teacher came running out, her face bright red, saying something like: "YOU! ENGLISH PERSON! GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL, NOW!"... So I was being chased out of the school (literally running away) by this fat hippy teacher, with all the kids watching! After all these years my parents still haven't told me what they said to her... It was pretty scary at the time, although I just laugh now when people bring it up.
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Me: uh, hi, Mary Anne!
Counselor: What are you doing?
Me: The door got stuck.
Counselor: ...oh, you have to kick it open if it doesn't work.
Me:...um, okay, I'll keep that in mind next time. *wiggles out and runs off*
Till the landslide brought me down...
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:*stands up*
: Um do you have your period? : Yeah..how did you know?? : Your dress is soaked in blood. : 0w0I felt sorry for the people who had to walk behind me in between lessons. I totally freaked when my commerce teacher asked me to collect my test at the front of the class (I was clutching a fistfull of my dress xD).
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This is my most awkward moment:
= Me
= Our teacher = A girl (let's call her Franziska) = Guy who used to tease meThis was in 8th grade. We were going to work together, and our English teacher separated us into different groups.
: *is thinking of other things* : Franziska, you're going to be in group A. : Okay, lol. And you, *points at me*, are going to be in group B. : ... WHAT!?*awkward silence in the classroom*
: ... Uh, I mean, could you repeat what you just said? I was half-asleep so I didn't hear... Hahaha, he wanted to work with Franziska!Everyone, including the teacher and Franziska: *laughs*
I've been much more alert on the lessons since that day.
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This is my most awkward moment:
= Me = Our teacher = A girl (let's call her Franziska) = Guy who used to tease meThis was in 8th grade. We were going to work together, and our English teacher separated us into different groups.
: *is thinking of other things* : Franziska, you're going to be in group A. : Okay, lol. And you, *points at me*, are going to be in group B. : ... WHAT!?*awkward silence in the classroom*
: ... Uh, I mean, could you repeat what you just said? I was half-asleep so I didn't hear... Hahaha, he wanted to work with Franziska!Everyone, including the teacher and Franziska: *laughs*
I've been much more alert on the lessons since that day.
Something similar has happened to me before xD.
This is something different that happened in China town when I got bored.
: Me :Random stranger : Hey Mum,..... I bethca I could lift you up ^^ : *ignores* : MUM! : *still ignores* : Fine then, I'll prove it! *struggles to lift up * :!!!!
:Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I thought you were my mu- :*runs away*
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2) Ripped my shorts trying to climb the climbing frame.
3) The period thing happened to me too, luckily I noticed before anyone else and covered it with my jumper and ran home quickly to change.
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Wherever you go, I will be there.
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Early in 8th grade, at the urging of several guys who seemed to think I had a fighting chance, I asked a girl out for the first time. At first I tried to be discreet--I wrote her a note--but no response was forthcoming. Egged on by my other classmates, I finally confronted her about it in English class. She turned me down, but it didn't stop there. She later sent a friend of hers to tell me in Earth Science that she thought she had been "too nice" to me. Then I overheard her in the cafeteria, sharing a laugh with some friends. I don't know exactly what she was talking about, but I found it awfully suspicious that she should be mimicking another person and adopting a vocal tone generally used for impersonating the mentally retarded. All the while and for a couple weeks afterward at least, my enemies crowed about how I had been "shot down".
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Granted, the result of uncensored talk would vary depending on which women you talked to, but there's no surefire way to know who's safe and who's not.For what it's worth, though, this topic's founder strikes me as trustworthy. She did instruct posters here not to judge each other...
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For what it's worth, though, this topic's founder strikes me as trustworthy. She did instruct posters here not to judge each other...
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, no matter how much we DON'T want to judge, we do so anyways.
And eventually, you get an asshole who feels the need to express his opinions.
((good thing I'm a dick))
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We were meditating by lying on the ground and listening to this soft music and a woman's voice. And we were told to close our eyes throughout the whole thing. I thought I was awake with my eyes closed but I was actually sleeping and snoring. Later I realised that the music wasn't playing anymore so I opened my eyes and found everyone standing and giggling. I suddenly sat up and my face was bright red xD.
Lol, You so didn't notice. We left you sleeping for quite a while after it was over. I had to Nudge you awake. Lol. (It was so cute)
My Embarassing story??
Well, I already posted this somewhere but When I was at a beach party, my Bikini top came off in the surf and I didnt notice untill my friend started screeming at me.
.Did you find it? D:
EDIT: Of course She did *face palm*
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We were meditating by lying on the ground and listening to this soft music and a woman's voice. And we were told to close our eyes throughout the whole thing. I thought I was awake with my eyes closed but I was actually sleeping and snoring. Later I realised that the music wasn't playing anymore so I opened my eyes and found everyone standing and giggling. I suddenly sat up and my face was bright red xD.
Lol, You so didn't notice. We left you sleeping for quite a while after it was over. I had to Nudge you awake. Lol. (It was so cute)
My Embarassing story??
Well, I already posted this somewhere but When I was at a beach party, my Bikini top came off in the surf and I didnt notice untill my friend started screeming at me.
.Did you find it? D:
EDIT: Of course She did *face palm*
Yarr I did, It was right infront of me. I probably wouldnt have gotten out from under the water if I hadnt been able to find it.
I got another one! (Dont worry guy's I'll spare you the period talk...I do have an especially embarrasing one about that though...)
I was in the supermarket with my sister and I had to take her to the bathroom. This was a long time ago so she was pretty small. Anyways, I was walking pretty fast and I wanted her to keep up with me. I thought she was just behind me and I kept yelling at her to hurry up, then I got annoyed and grabbed what I thought was her hand and started dragging her though the shopping center, to the bathroom. I then realised that it wasnt my sister who I had been yelling at and dragging along, it was some random old man.. I apologised and ran away.
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How about you go bleed from your behind each month and see how that is.
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How about you go bleed from your behind each month and see how that is.
How about you have testicles that tell you to have sex every 15 seconds for the rest of your life, and then get stares of death by every feminist who sees you?
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dieeeee
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I was walking down the stairs where it's quiet. I needed to fart so let it out thinking it'd be silent.
It was FUCKING LOUD!
Thank fuck no-one was around, I'd have died. But I got the giggles so everyone I passed looked at me like I was a nutter.
see how it withers before my flower of justice
They don't :c
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Me: "Oh God I've got a huge-ass boner."
Teacher calls me to hand me an exam.
Thankfully, nobody noticed.
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Me: "Oh God I've got a huge-ass boner."
Teacher calls me to hand me an exam.
Thankfully, nobody noticed.
xD How did you even get the boner?
And at looby: you are a nutter, but you're CR's little nutter and that's why we love you.
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Me: "Oh God I've got a huge-ass boner."
Teacher calls me to hand me an exam.
Thankfully, nobody noticed.
Oh man, happens to me all the time. Really random boners that always happen at school.
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Me: "Oh God I've got a huge-ass boner."
Teacher calls me to hand me an exam.
Thankfully, nobody noticed.
Oh man, happens to me all the time. Really random boners that always happen at school.
And at least 30% of the time, they lead to a most uncomfortable tugging on the local hairs which necessitates manual repositioning. Heaven help you if anyone catches you doing that...
Call me Ishmael.
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Me: "Oh God I've got a huge-ass boner."
Teacher calls me to hand me an exam.
Thankfully, nobody noticed.
I really, really hate it when that happens.
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Me: "Oh God I've got a huge-ass boner."
Teacher calls me to hand me an exam.
Thankfully, nobody noticed.
I'm very glad I'm not a man now...
Classic one:
Sending a text meant for my bf to my mum =_=
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Me: "Oh God I've got a huge-ass boner."
Teacher calls me to hand me an exam.
Thankfully, nobody noticed.
What's a huge-ass boner?
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Me: "Oh God I've got a huge-ass boner."
Teacher calls me to hand me an exam.
Thankfully, nobody noticed.
What's a huge-ass boner?
It's slang for a very strong erection--the kind that's often easy to see.
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A really good time
see how it withers before my flower of justice
Call me Ishmael.
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Me: "Oh God I've got a huge-ass boner."
Teacher calls me to hand me an exam.
Thankfully, nobody noticed.
What's a huge-ass boner?
Another word for Russian roulette
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Me: "Oh God I've got a huge-ass boner."
Teacher calls me to hand me an exam.
Thankfully, nobody noticed.
What's a huge-ass boner?
Here, let me show you.
*pulls down pants*
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What's a huge-ass boner?
*pulls down pants*
Thanks guys, that was very ..visual 0_0 (seriously, I've never heard that word in my LIFE)
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