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Text never lies.
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Lily: So you'd take James even if he was already married?
Penny: Yep!
Lily: But what about his wife?
Penny: I'd shoot her.
Lily: But what if he was married to, say, Katia, and they had kids?
Penny: I'd still shoot her.
Lily: So you'd get there, and Katia would be like 'Penny, I haven't seen you in ages!', and Penny would be like *bang*, and the kids would be like 'mommy, mommy!' and Penny would be like *bang, bang, bang* ten times, and James would be like 'Penny, I love you'!
Penny: Well, I'd definitely shoot Katia...
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Wherever you go, I will be there.
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let's just tell them that we met in jail
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Ben: ... Big hats?
*Class collapses with laughter*
Mrs. Schmidt: ... So I want you guys to write your speeches on something important, that means a lot to you.
Me: What are you going to do, Laura?
Laura: Cheese.
(She did, as well!!)
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Person 1: *looking at another persons sculpture* Why the heck does that man not have any clothes on?!
Person 2: I dunno, too late now...
Me: What does it matter? Clothing is optional in art!
Everyone around me: .........
Me: ... FFFFFF I swear that's not what I meant!!!
One guy across from me: Lets just forget about that rule...
Not anything my friends have said but where else to put it, eh?
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What the Devil is going on here?
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= bitchy girl
= Golden_Haired_Lawyer
= My other friend : Omg! Last period was torture!! took over the class and we had to watch the Eclipse trailor! Then we had to listen to some crappy Usher song! (she said other stuff but I cant remember) I need a hug! : *Hugs her* : and EVIL hug! : *Laughs manically while still hugging*..It was so funny..I thing you had to be there though :\
~
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Friend: Don't you have another?
Me: No
Friend: That was the final straw
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Me
A friend
: *shows newly received i.d.*: It says you have an F in sex.
: That's because I didn't do any of the assignments.
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What the Devil is going on here?
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Teacher: Remember how I told you about how the gangsta sauntered out of the court house
Friend: Miss, what's sauntering?
Teacher: *does a funny stuck up saunter*
*Everyone Laughs*
Friend: Nahh Miss I knew what it was, I just wanted to see you do it again.
*Laughing even more*
Teacher: Oh so you made me look like a fool? ..
~
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Japanese Friend: Uhm... It needs a seasonal keyword or something about a season...
Friend: Oh, okay.... "Happy happy yay / Something about a season / Happy happy yay"
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Friend: I would be rohirrum
Me: whom?
Friend: rohirrum, as I am blonde
Me: whooom?
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Objector. 'Nuff Said.
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O_o
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Liquidzilla wrote:
(LotR cosplay talk)
Friend: I would be rohirrum
Me: whom?
Friend: rohirrum, as I am blonde
Me: whooom?
Friend: I would be rohirrum
Me: whom?
Friend: rohirrum, as I am blonde
Me: whooom?
I don't like your friend.
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lying is bad
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Sheeeeeeyeaaaaah right.
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Me: So what do you want to call your kid?
Izzie: I'll call him Colin. And I'll raise him to be gay so he can take me shopping.
Me: Uh, how are you going to do that?
Izzie: Oh, I'll introduce him to boys at a young age.... Why is everyone staring?
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VHTaffy wrote:
I might not be in your range but I can take you back to my domain.
Sheeeeeeyeaaaaah right.
Sheeeeeeyeaaaaah right.
But then I'll be in your range!!!
Anyway, me and a few friends went to a beach a few days ago. For whatever reason, the beach was covered with probably hundreds of garbage cans. There was literally a garbage can every 15 feet or so. Also, we were the first ones to get there, so it was deserted. So...
Friend1: It looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland...
Friend2: You mean a post-apocalyptic waste-basket land.
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lying is bad
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Bad Player wrote:
VHTaffy wrote:
I might not be in your range but I can take you back to my domain.
Sheeeeeeyeaaaaah right.
Sheeeeeeyeaaaaah right.
But then I'll be in your range!!!
What was that?
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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VHTaffy wrote:
Bad Player wrote:
VHTaffy wrote:
I might not be in your range but I can take you back to my domain.
Sheeeeeeyeaaaaah right.
Sheeeeeeyeaaaaah right.
But then I'll be in your range!!!
What was that?
Well if I'm in your domain, then I'd have to be mapped onto your range, wouldn't I?
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lying is bad
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Umm.
You actually understood...
O.O
:D
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= Me = Friend : Blahblahblahblah [that's all I heard XD] something about Japan having those neko maid hotels with guys instead. : Wait... they have those? : Yeah, but they're kinda rare and hard to find. : Oh, that's cool. : Yep, it's basically the same thing, but the guys wear suits an-- : They don't wear maid's outfits!? Damn... : ...... : .... : ... : ... U-uh.... I mean, maid's outfit or suit, it'd be pretty entertaining to watch, right? : Yeeeaahh...And the conversation just took a normal turn after that. XD
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was on her phone on facebook at lunchtime. She does this a lot. 
: You spend too much time on facebook. Your life is here in the real world! SHUT UP MY LIFE IS ON FACEBOOK!..The scary part is that she was serious.
~
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My childhood right here
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Friend (girl): what?
Me: Goku just went Super Saiyan
Friend: What the hell?
Me: Dragon Ball Z
Friend: Awesome! I love watching shirtless men fight!
Me: ... Ya know? When you put it like that I feel gay.
Friend: You mean you arent?
Me: Ignoring you, they should re-draw the series, but with Chi-Chi fighting, but she should be shirtless, like goku is usually and she should instead of going super saiyan, she could-
Friend: OKAY POINT TAKEN
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Turnabout of Justice wrote:
Me: Fuck ya!
Friend (girl): what?
Me: Goku just went Super Saiyan
Friend: What the hell?
Me: Dragon Ball Z
Friend: Awesome! I love watching shirtless men fight!
Me: ... Ya know? When you put it like that I feel gay.
Friend: You mean you arent?
Me: Ignoring you, they should re-draw the series, but with Chi-Chi fighting, but she should be shirtless, like goku is usually and she should instead of going super saiyan, she could-
Friend: OKAY POINT TAKEN
Friend (girl): what?
Me: Goku just went Super Saiyan
Friend: What the hell?
Me: Dragon Ball Z
Friend: Awesome! I love watching shirtless men fight!
Me: ... Ya know? When you put it like that I feel gay.
Friend: You mean you arent?
Me: Ignoring you, they should re-draw the series, but with Chi-Chi fighting, but she should be shirtless, like goku is usually and she should instead of going super saiyan, she could-
Friend: OKAY POINT TAKEN
Speaking of gayness...
Just today, me and two of my friends were at my house, playing a game on the Wii. We were all kinda tired, so one of my friends was lying down on the couch, the other was lying down as well and had her legs on her, and I had to sit up and have the first one's head in my lap since there was no more room on the couch. XP It was rather awkward, but the conversation they started just made it even worse.
- Me
- The first friend I talked about - The second one I talked about*SILENCE*
: ... You know, this would be really awkward if we were guys. : ? : ??? : I mean, this is somewhat normal for girls, but if we were guys, this would be a really odd position. I mean, her legs are all over me, and my head is on your lap. If we were guys, we would be gay for sure. : Yeah. XD : Especially you, since you're always so overly-affectionate. You'd make a terrifying gay rapist. : Oh, I wouldn't rape.*AWKWARD SILENCE*
: *randomly cracks up* XD : O.o ... : ...? : Y-you said that like that wasn't the worst you could do. : It isn't. >=DAnd then the conversation went back to normal for while until THIS came up:
: You know, you would make a handsome guy. : O.o W-wha!? : Don't you agree? : Yeah. XD : I mean, seriously. : I know... XD : You need to get a sex change when you're older. : O.O !?!?As... strange of a conversation as it was, it was absolutely hilarious and random. XD We have a really strange sense of humor, as you can see by that.
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ChocolateXCheese wrote:
Turnabout of Justice wrote:
Me: Fuck ya!
Friend (girl): what?
Me: Goku just went Super Saiyan
Friend: What the hell?
Me: Dragon Ball Z
Friend: Awesome! I love watching shirtless men fight!
Me: ... Ya know? When you put it like that I feel gay.
Friend: You mean you arent?
Me: Ignoring you, they should re-draw the series, but with Chi-Chi fighting, but she should be shirtless, like goku is usually and she should instead of going super saiyan, she could-
Friend: OKAY POINT TAKEN
Friend (girl): what?
Me: Goku just went Super Saiyan
Friend: What the hell?
Me: Dragon Ball Z
Friend: Awesome! I love watching shirtless men fight!
Me: ... Ya know? When you put it like that I feel gay.
Friend: You mean you arent?
Me: Ignoring you, they should re-draw the series, but with Chi-Chi fighting, but she should be shirtless, like goku is usually and she should instead of going super saiyan, she could-
Friend: OKAY POINT TAKEN
Speaking of gayness...
Just today, me and two of my friends were at my house, playing a game on the Wii. We were all kinda tired, so one of my friends was lying down on the couch, the other was lying down as well and had her legs on her, and I had to sit up and have the first one's head in my lap since there was no more room on the couch. XP It was rather awkward, but the conversation they started just made it even worse.
- Me - The first friend I talked about - The second one I talked about*SILENCE*
: ... You know, this would be really awkward if we were guys. : ? : ??? : I mean, this is somewhat normal for girls, but if we were guys, this would be a really odd position. I mean, her legs are all over me, and my head is on your lap. If we were guys, we would be gay for sure. : Yeah. XD : Especially you, since you're always so overly-affectionate. You'd make a terrifying gay rapist. : Oh, I wouldn't rape.*AWKWARD SILENCE*
: *randomly cracks up* XD : O.o ... : ...? : Y-you said that like that wasn't the worst you could do. : It isn't. >=DAnd then the conversation went back to normal for while until THIS came up:
: You know, you would make a handsome guy. : O.o W-wha!? : Don't you agree? : Yeah. XD : I mean, seriously. : I know... XD : You need to get a sex change when you're older. : O.O !?!?As... strange of a conversation as it was, it was absolutely hilarious and random. XD We have a really strange sense of humor, as you can see by that.
Are you, like, the female version of me? One of my friends said that i would make a hot girl :< And sometimes when Im chillin-illin with my friends if I leave they take my seat (which i make comfy for myself before i sit down) so i jump onto their legs and sit there.
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Turnabout of Justice wrote:
ChocolateXCheese wrote:
Turnabout of Justice wrote:
Me: Fuck ya!
Friend (girl): what?
Me: Goku just went Super Saiyan
Friend: What the hell?
Me: Dragon Ball Z
Friend: Awesome! I love watching shirtless men fight!
Me: ... Ya know? When you put it like that I feel gay.
Friend: You mean you arent?
Me: Ignoring you, they should re-draw the series, but with Chi-Chi fighting, but she should be shirtless, like goku is usually and she should instead of going super saiyan, she could-
Friend: OKAY POINT TAKEN
Friend (girl): what?
Me: Goku just went Super Saiyan
Friend: What the hell?
Me: Dragon Ball Z
Friend: Awesome! I love watching shirtless men fight!
Me: ... Ya know? When you put it like that I feel gay.
Friend: You mean you arent?
Me: Ignoring you, they should re-draw the series, but with Chi-Chi fighting, but she should be shirtless, like goku is usually and she should instead of going super saiyan, she could-
Friend: OKAY POINT TAKEN
Speaking of gayness...
Just today, me and two of my friends were at my house, playing a game on the Wii. We were all kinda tired, so one of my friends was lying down on the couch, the other was lying down as well and had her legs on her, and I had to sit up and have the first one's head in my lap since there was no more room on the couch. XP It was rather awkward, but the conversation they started just made it even worse.
- Me - The first friend I talked about - The second one I talked about*SILENCE*
: ... You know, this would be really awkward if we were guys. : ? : ??? : I mean, this is somewhat normal for girls, but if we were guys, this would be a really odd position. I mean, her legs are all over me, and my head is on your lap. If we were guys, we would be gay for sure. : Yeah. XD : Especially you, since you're always so overly-affectionate. You'd make a terrifying gay rapist. : Oh, I wouldn't rape.*AWKWARD SILENCE*
: *randomly cracks up* XD : O.o ... : ...? : Y-you said that like that wasn't the worst you could do. : It isn't. >=DAnd then the conversation went back to normal for while until THIS came up:
: You know, you would make a handsome guy. : O.o W-wha!? : Don't you agree? : Yeah. XD : I mean, seriously. : I know... XD : You need to get a sex change when you're older. : O.O !?!?As... strange of a conversation as it was, it was absolutely hilarious and random. XD We have a really strange sense of humor, as you can see by that.
Are you, like, the female version of me? One of my friends said that i would make a hot girl :< And sometimes when Im chillin-illin with my friends if I leave they take my seat (which i make comfy for myself before i sit down) so i jump onto their legs and sit there.
The same exact thing happens between us too! As soon as someone steals another person's seat, they either threaten to sit on their lap or just do without warning. That normally leads to them giving up and moving out of their spot, or them making perverted remarks until the other person gives in. It's pretty entertaining to watch. XD
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Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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Turnabout of Justice wrote:
Hey! Thats how we decide the ultimate victor of the universe. We are like von Karmas whem it comes to that. Never give in, and do anything to win. I usually use the dirtiest tactic of all. Put the tv on some fantasy show for girls and cover my eyes. They look over to see what happened to the show we were watching and then they jump behind the couch to clean their eyes. I AM THE REIGNING CHAMPION
That's such a cheep move right there, but if it works, it works. XD I never cheat like that though. I like to say rather... disturbing things until they get sick of it and give up. Plus, even if I wanted to make a move like that, it wouldn't even work. Guys don't have fantasy shows, and I wouldn't want to put any porn on the TV in case my mother walks by.
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My childhood right here
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ChocolateXCheese wrote:
Turnabout of Justice wrote:
Hey! Thats how we decide the ultimate victor of the universe. We are like von Karmas whem it comes to that. Never give in, and do anything to win. I usually use the dirtiest tactic of all. Put the tv on some fantasy show for girls and cover my eyes. They look over to see what happened to the show we were watching and then they jump behind the couch to clean their eyes. I AM THE REIGNING CHAMPION
That's such a cheep move right there, but if it works, it works. XD I never cheat like that though. I like to say rather... disturbing things until they get sick of it and give up. Plus, even if I wanted to make a move like that, it wouldn't even work. Guys don't have fantasy shows, and I wouldn't want to put any porn on the TV in case my mother walks by.
Meh. One of them likes to wear his shoes all the time. Theyre cletes, too. And the other... Well... Uhh... Hoy. This is unrelated, but he likes fire. And Go Diego Go.
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Me: Dooooooon't stop... belieeeeeeeevin'!
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Me-I'm going to try and get the main part.
Friend 1-I'm going to be that old man there, cause then I get to wear a tuxedo.
Me-Who is that old guy?
Friend 1-I dunno, but I hope he marries your character. I'd love if we could get married.
Friend 2-It'd be better if we were doing Grease.
Friend 1-Oh yeah! Then you could be Sandy, and I could be Danny, and we could dance together.
Me-What the hell?
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"You know... I'd do Phoenix rather than Edgeworth."
"..."
"..."
"No, really."
"Well, me too."
"But if I could choose I'd do Ron DeLite."
"Who wouldn't."
"... Or Judge. Definitely. Why are we talking about this?"
"Shut up, you started it."
"Yeah, stop it. Ramika looks like she's about to crash the car."
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You know, I'd love to cosplay as Naomi Kimishima next year. Yeah, that would be totally cool! I'd love to see you as her! I wonder what you'd look like with black hair, though... ...Naomi has white hair... OH! Wrong Naomi :DHer and her listening skills... xD
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The following she stated in the middle of a full school hallways so that everyone could hear:
"...so how the hell can vampires have sex? They don't have blood-circulation, so obviously they can't get a h**d-on!"
Another example was in the middle of a busy street, when she wore children's fairywings (you know, the pink ones that all five-year-olds want) and a fluffy magic wand. She would go to random people, mostly children, poke them with the wand and say "Bing! You're a mushroom!"
Yes, she scared a couple of old grandmothers on the way.
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To the Batmobile!
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"Fat du jogging." <--French mishap.
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*Siigh* Soo many note worthy things..and I can remember so few...
Me: Die in a fire Panda. Die in a fire.
Panda: Don't you ever lose that sparkling personality of yours.
During a different convo...
Me: ...that's fine. Just know that I will never forgive you.
Panda: Never?
Me: No. Never.
Panda: What conviction. You'll make someone a great wife someday.
"I'm a member of PETA ; People Eating Tasty Animals."
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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US: What?
Friend: You...you have two ear holes! *She was referring to ear peircing holes*
Us: WELL DONE SOPHIE WHAT A CLEVER GIRL
Friend: But...but!
~~~
Me: *IS hugging gf*
People: Ew you are making me feel sick! *joking about*
Me: Fine we will move away
Me: *Later on, we see the same people* HUGGING TIME LETS MAKE 'EM PUKE!!
~~~
Friend: SO what did you do for your spanish homework? You know, the one about the trip to spain...
Me: Oh! My story is about how we get on the plane, and the pilot is drunk, he ends up flying to pakistan. In the plane there is a terrorist and she is trying to kill us all. Luckily my mum is a police officer and she gets her pistol out. But it is a water pistol-EVentually, they all find out it was for a movie. IT WAS SOOO FUNNY
Friend: ...Yeah. Sure.
~~~
Friend: DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR
Me: Somehow pulls awesome face, whilst moving my finger towards her hair
Friend: OR ELSE YOU WILL FEEL THE FULL WRATH OF ME! MWAHAHAH!
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My friend is absolutely insane and awesome.
The dancing Sakura petals; only in such grace do we see the beauty of the world.
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