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The blood may not be actually consumed in the process of maintaining an erection, but I"m pretty sure that the oxygen and/or other life-sustaining elements get(s) used up and the blood becomes useless until it travels through the veins and back to the lungs and heart for a return trip through the arteries. If I'm not mistaken, tissue necrosis can set in when old blood remains in one place for too long and if that happens, your penis is likely to turn against you assuming it doesn't fall off. Getting back to my main point, you don't lose blood but you do lose energy and the energy loss is almost certainly double if you have a double erection.
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Gregory Wright wrote:
The blood may not be actually consumed in the process of maintaining an erection, but I"m pretty sure that the oxygen and/or other life-sustaining elements get(s) used up and the blood becomes useless until it travels through the veins and back to the lungs and heart for a return trip through the arteries. If I'm not mistaken, tissue necrosis can set in when old blood remains in one place for too long and if that happens, your penis is likely to turn against you assuming it doesn't fall off. Getting back to my main point, you don't lose blood but you do lose energy and the energy loss is almost certainly double if you have a double erection.


In other words: Maintain chasity and always think about overly large women (unless that's your thing) when you are trying to maintain two penises.
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Gregory Wright wrote:
The blood may not be actually consumed in the process of maintaining an erection, but I"m pretty sure that the oxygen and/or other life-sustaining elements get(s) used up and the blood becomes useless until it travels through the veins and back to the lungs and heart for a return trip through the arteries. If I'm not mistaken, tissue necrosis can set in when old blood remains in one place for too long and if that happens, your penis is likely to turn against you assuming it doesn't fall off. Getting back to my main point, you don't lose blood but you do lose energy and the energy loss is almost certainly double if you have a double erection.


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This...thing.

My poor, melting brain...
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This...thing.

My poor, melting brain...


Eh, it's not that bad.

I don't think it really suits her, though. She's saying "don't change me" but it seems she's the one making herself out to be something she isn't. I think the real message is "don't keep me the same."
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2 male pugs 69'ing each other at a pet store in the mall... Anyone know why dogs would do that...??
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2 male pugs 69'ing each other at a pet store in the mall... Anyone know why dogs would do that...??


Probably had an owner that did that and they watched.
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2 male pugs 69'ing each other at a pet store in the mall... Anyone know why dogs would do that...??


'Cause they're animals and don't think of it as 69ing?

I mean, that's like asking why cats toss each other's salads.
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'Cause they're animals and don't think of it as 69ing?

I mean, that's like asking why cats toss each other's salads.

I realize that. I asked that because dogs hump each other because they want to show who's the alpha dog, it's not always for sexual reasons like a lot of people think...so I was just wondering if there was a different meaning to them 69ing each other...
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silentxfilmstar wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:

'Cause they're animals and don't think of it as 69ing?

I mean, that's like asking why cats toss each other's salads.

I realize that. I asked that because dogs hump each other because they want to show who's the alpha dog, it's not always for sexual reasons like a lot of people think...so I was just wondering if there was a different meaning to them 69ing each other...


Well, aside from the dominance thing, I'm not really sure. To be fair, I have seen it lead to something sexual (though not an actual 69... well, maybe a 6 at most... heh), but then, I've also seen it happen when puppies are playing.
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The smoking ad- ESPECIALLY the part where they squeeze this white 'porridge' out of someone's throat. Oh, and when they squeeze the lung and all this liquid tar pour out.
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The smoking ad- ESPECIALLY the part where they squeeze this white 'porridge' out of someone's throat. Oh, and when they squeeze the lung and all this liquid tar pour out.

Oh, that's disgusting. Even worse is, here, in New Zealand, its against the law to sell tobacco without Ministry of Health warnings on them. About a year ago, the MoH decided that they'd put graphic pictures on the packets, as well as the written warnings. I find them heinous, and it doesn't help that I work in a supermarket, and I also sometimes help out in the small shop that my parents own. There is nothing harder than trying to keep a smile on your face while serving customers while handling tobacco with pictures of gangrenous feet, mouths with horrible teeth and sores and tiny premature babies on the packets. I'd post a picture or two of the packets, but I can't bring myself to do a Google Image search.
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The smoking ad- ESPECIALLY the part where they squeeze this white 'porridge' out of someone's throat. Oh, and when they squeeze the lung and all this liquid tar pour out.

Oh, that's disgusting. Even worse is, here, in New Zealand, its against the law to sell tobacco without Ministry of Health warnings on them. About a year ago, the MoH decided that they'd put graphic pictures on the packets, as well as the written warnings. I find them heinous, and it doesn't help that I work in a supermarket, and I also sometimes help out in the small shop that my parents own. There is nothing harder than trying to keep a smile on your face while serving customers while handling tobacco with pictures of gangrenous feet, mouths with horrible teeth and sores and tiny premature babies on the packets. I'd post a picture or two of the packets, but I can't bring myself to do a Google Image search.


lol it's supposed to gross people, that's.... kind of the point =|

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"The Human Centipede"... I didn't even watch the trailer for the movie but just reading about it was enough for me. I'm not going to describe the movie now, instead read this review by Roger Ebert. (If you want to, I'm not forcing anyone to read it. Once you read about it, it keeps floating in your head/mind for a while. Be warned...)

Oh and if you are actually braver than me, then watch the trailer. If you think you have the guts to, do it right away. I wouldn't be able to ever look at my food and toilet the same way again but hey, it's your choice after all....

...the acting is supposed to be terrible though, so at least something to laugh about during the film.
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"The Human Centipede"... I didn't even watch the trailer for the movie but just reading about it was enough for me. I'm not going to describe the movie now, instead read this review by Roger Ebert. (If you want to, I'm not forcing anyone to read it. Once you read about it, it keeps floating in your head/mind for a while. Be warned...)

Oh and if you are actually braver than me, then watch the trailer. If you think you have the guts to, do it right away. I wouldn't be able to ever look at my food and toilet the same way again but hey, it's your choice after all....

...the acting is supposed to be terrible though, so at least something to laugh about during the film.


Is it sad that the first thing I thought when I read that review was, "A mad scientist? Really? Where are we, the 1950s?" I mean, yeah, some villains in recent movies have done some crazy stuff for science, but Frankenstein-type experimentation on humans just seems hilariously out there in this day and age.

Spoiler: I watched the trailer
Anyway, it was bad. And I mean that in the most comical sense. "Hi, I'm some German dude who wants to make mouth-to-asshole conjoined Siamese triplets out of you people because I'm an insane dick!" Seriously, wtf? Yeah, it's super creepy and cruel but it's also some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen...no pun intended.

There was a movie clip on YouTube as well, so apparently he succeeds.

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Adrian in black wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
"The Human Centipede"... I didn't even watch the trailer for the movie but just reading about it was enough for me. I'm not going to describe the movie now, instead read this review by Roger Ebert. (If you want to, I'm not forcing anyone to read it. Once you read about it, it keeps floating in your head/mind for a while. Be warned...)

Oh and if you are actually braver than me, then watch the trailer. If you think you have the guts to, do it right away. I wouldn't be able to ever look at my food and toilet the same way again but hey, it's your choice after all....

...the acting is supposed to be terrible though, so at least something to laugh about during the film.


Is it sad that the first thing I thought when I read that review was, "A mad scientist? Really? Where are we, the 1950s?" I mean, yeah, some villains in recent movies have done some crazy stuff for science, but Frankenstein-type experimentation on humans just seems hilariously out there in this day and age.

Spoiler: I watched the trailer
Anyway, it was bad. And I mean that in the most comical sense. "Hi, I'm some German dude who wants to make mouth-to-asshole conjoined Siamese triplets out of you people because I'm an insane dick!" Seriously, wtf? Yeah, it's super creepy and cruel but it's also some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen...no pun intended.

There was a movie clip on YouTube as well, so apparently he succeeds.


And apparently there shall be a sequel
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Pierre wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
"The Human Centipede"... I didn't even watch the trailer for the movie but just reading about it was enough for me. I'm not going to describe the movie now, instead read this review by Roger Ebert. (If you want to, I'm not forcing anyone to read it. Once you read about it, it keeps floating in your head/mind for a while. Be warned...)

Oh and if you are actually braver than me, then watch the trailer. If you think you have the guts to, do it right away. I wouldn't be able to ever look at my food and toilet the same way again but hey, it's your choice after all....

...the acting is supposed to be terrible though, so at least something to laugh about during the film.


Is it sad that the first thing I thought when I read that review was, "A mad scientist? Really? Where are we, the 1950s?" I mean, yeah, some villains in recent movies have done some crazy stuff for science, but Frankenstein-type experimentation on humans just seems hilariously out there in this day and age.

Spoiler: I watched the trailer
Anyway, it was bad. And I mean that in the most comical sense. "Hi, I'm some German dude who wants to make mouth-to-asshole conjoined Siamese triplets out of you people because I'm an insane dick!" Seriously, wtf? Yeah, it's super creepy and cruel but it's also some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen...no pun intended.

There was a movie clip on YouTube as well, so apparently he succeeds.


And apparently there shall be a sequel


Yeah, and I don't get that.
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What's the point? What, is his long lost son or nephew going to add a fourth to the chain? Are they going to keep going until it's like a conga line? The concept may be ridiculous, but it's still fairly original, and there isn't really anything new they could bring to the table.

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Nemesis wrote:
"The Human Centipede"... I didn't even watch the trailer for the movie but just reading about it was enough for me. I'm not going to describe the movie now, instead read this review by Roger Ebert. (If you want to, I'm not forcing anyone to read it. Once you read about it, it keeps floating in your head/mind for a while. Be warned...)

Oh and if you are actually braver than me, then watch the trailer. If you think you have the guts to, do it right away. I wouldn't be able to ever look at my food and toilet the same way again but hey, it's your choice after all....

...the acting is supposed to be terrible though, so at least something to laugh about during the film.


That films sounds so insanely fucked up that I want to see it :think-pw:
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That films sounds so insanely fucked up that I want to see it :think-pw:



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I literally just realised that's a glee kids body lmao


Anyway, this is fucking horrific.
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I literally just realised that's a glee kids body lmao


Anyway, this is fucking horrific.


Bleugh. I've heard of maggots in the foot, or spiders in the ear, but that's definitely one of the worst places to find a bug.
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I literally just realised that's a glee kids body lmao


Anyway, this is fucking horrific.

Oh my holy shit god!!
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I found a really wierd 'poem' on a note in the floor of my maths room...nedess to say I passed it round, and I have no idea who has it now...anyway, the poem goes as follows.

Spoiler: REALLY WEIRD. I have no idea why someone would do this. also in a spoiler because NSFW at some points
(Sang to the tune of 'bob the builder')
Pat the penis, can he fix it?
Pat the penis, yes he can!
Spunky and jizzy, and (unreadle smudge) too,
HAndjobs and blowjobs,
the whole day through!
Pat and his gang, have so much fun,
fucking together, they get the job done.


I was just like 'wut'
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Romeo wrote:
I found a really wierd 'poem' on a note in the floor of my maths room...nedess to say I passed it round, and I have no idea who has it now...anyway, the poem goes as follows.

Spoiler: REALLY WEIRD. I have no idea why someone would do this. also in a spoiler because NSFW at some points
(Sang to the tune of 'bob the builder')
Pat the penis, can he fix it?
Pat the penis, yes he can!
Spunky and jizzy, and (unreadle smudge) too,
HAndjobs and blowjobs,
the whole day through!
Pat and his gang, have so much fun,
fucking together, they get the job done.


I was just like 'wut'

i think lil chriss has it XD
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Golden Luxray wrote:
Romeo wrote:
I found a really wierd 'poem' on a note in the floor of my maths room...nedess to say I passed it round, and I have no idea who has it now...anyway, the poem goes as follows.

Spoiler: REALLY WEIRD. I have no idea why someone would do this. also in a spoiler because NSFW at some points
(Sang to the tune of 'bob the builder')
Pat the penis, can he fix it?
Pat the penis, yes he can!
Spunky and jizzy, and (unreadle smudge) too,
HAndjobs and blowjobs,
the whole day through!
Pat and his gang, have so much fun,
fucking together, they get the job done.


I was just like 'wut'

i think lil chriss has it XD



does he? damn okay im getting it back off him, it was hilarious
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I present to you... the worst fanfic ever written- apparently very well-known for its general crappiness, lack of any correct spelling or punctuation and virulent Mary-Sues. This is the stuff brain haemorrhages are made of *_*
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@ Tasha: That fic is actually pretty (in)famous.

BOT: My music teacher said something like this on our lunch break to me yesterday;

"When I was younger, a famous singer grew tired of his fangirls focusing more on him than his lyrics, so he pulled off his pants on stage to shut them up. You should do that as well sometime!"

And today we had an outdoor recreation day (not sure if that's the correct term, I used a translation site) so our class were walking and she told me to carry her if she grows tired.

I know that she's joking but still... teachers can be scary.
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PandaPrinzessin wrote:
I present to you... the worst fanfic ever written- apparently very well-known for its general crappiness, lack of any correct spelling or punctuation and virulent Mary-Sues. This is the stuff brain haemorrhages are made of *_*


:wellington-crazy: :scratch: :bite: :spload: :headbang: :sob:

I'm crying...from a retarted mix of brain damage and laughter. Seriously, I'm crying my eyes out.

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PandaPrinzessin wrote:
I present to you... the worst fanfic ever written- apparently very well-known for its general crappiness, lack of any correct spelling or punctuation and virulent Mary-Sues. This is the stuff brain haemorrhages are made of *_*


That thing is hilariously bad

"And then Satan started to cry"

HAHAHAHA god....

The only thing I deeply regret about it is that there is no way to read the reviews the 'preps' and 'posrs' put up against it.
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Speaking of awfully bad fan fiction: does anyone of you read the horribly written fanfics by Peter Chimaera? In case you don't, here are some you might want to check out then... (turn down the volume of your speakers, just in case..)

DEVIL MAY CRY: THe Crying OF TEH DEMON

Quarter Life: Halfway to Destruction

DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

Check out his profile on fanfiction.net or of course, his website, if you are in the mood to read more of those masterpieces of literature.


Oh and here's a video about some "Teen Werewolves" : (no, not Twilight. REAL teen werewolves.)

Teen Werewolves
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"And the man died from blood attack." Priceless ^^ Who are these bad naughty people who think they can write? PLEEEASE MAAAKE IT STOOOOPPP
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....you do realize neither of those authors is actually serious?

I do hope, though, for Peter's sake, that that isn't copyrighted content he's trying to sell on his website...even if it is a joke.
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PandaPrinzessin wrote:
I present to you... the worst fanfic ever written- apparently very well-known for its general crappiness, lack of any correct spelling or punctuation and virulent Mary-Sues. This is the stuff brain haemorrhages are made of *_*

Words cannot describe this.
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PandaPrinzessin wrote:
I present to you... the worst fanfic ever written- apparently very well-known for its general crappiness, lack of any correct spelling or punctuation and virulent Mary-Sues. This is the stuff brain haemorrhages are made of *_*

Am I the only one who expected that to be a link to the Amazon page for Twilight or something?
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