My son is bored. Care to play with him?
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The Real Human Being
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What's a huge-ass boner?
*pulls down pants*
Only for you, Snow.
Till the landslide brought me down...
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What's a huge-ass boner?
*pulls down pants*
Only for you, Snow.
Thanks, you shouldn't have.
What the Devil is going on here?
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I get really embarrassed when I say something but it doesnt come out how I planned... It always sounds so much better in your head.
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Wherever you go, I will be there.
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Wut
Speaking of Google Earth, I went on Google Maps and did a street view on my manor. Zoom in on a balcony and you can see me on a laptop sunbatheing.
I swear I'm going to sue Google.
Sister of BSX and ChocolateXCheese
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Objector. 'Nuff Said.
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Class-
Teacher-
Dat Guy-
Well class, we'll be doing Sex Education today *snigger*30 minutes later
Any questions? When are we doing the practical lessons? Shut up! you done it enough yourself! .........I went bright red, but then the class started laughing.
i still have the same teacher for citizenship, she lives on my street and I wasn't told off.
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I swear I'm going to sue Google.
PICS OR IT ISN'T TRUE.
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I swear I'm going to sue Google.
PICS OR IT ISN'T TRUE.
No. You`ll know where I live.
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Wherever you go, I will be there.
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I swear I'm going to sue Google.
PICS OR IT ISN'T TRUE.
Er, no. Honestly, I'm scared for you.
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I swear I'm going to sue Google.
PICS OR IT ISN'T TRUE.
Er, no. Honestly, I'm scared for you.
Why are you scared for me?
There is nothing that threatens me.
I can see you, from here!
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There is nothing that threatens me.
*Puts on shades and awful Brooklyn accent.*
YEAH! Nuddin' threatens da boss!
Now that that terrible, terrible joke is out of the way, there was the time I went to Tennessee on a trip, and the door at the cabin we were staying at threw me into the cabin wall.
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There is nothing that threatens me.
*Puts on shades and awful Brooklyn accent.*
YEAH! Nuddin' threatens da boss!
Now that that terrible, terrible joke is out of the way, there was the time I went to Tennessee on a trip, and the door at the cabin we were staying at threw me into the cabin wall.
Oh dear! Owwie!
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There is nothing that threatens me.
*Puts on shades and awful Brooklyn accent.*
YEAH! Nuddin' threatens da boss!
Now that that terrible, terrible joke is out of the way, there was the time I went to Tennessee on a trip, and the door at the cabin we were staying at threw me into the cabin wall.
That door is dead, you hear me? DEAD! Nobody whacks one of my boys and gets away with it, nobody see?
Pipin' hot Justice.
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- As far as the period thing? Happened at work once, and I was wearing khakis. Yeah. We were so busy that I had to wait an additional twenty minutes to use the restroom; thank goodness my boss was a pretty understanding guy when I just said it was an emergency. XD
- More recently, I went into my local police station one day (I took part in an internship there this past semester) and they were really busy. One of the dispatchers opened the door to let me in and the Captain was right there. I thought he said that they'd have me out in a squad car soon, but that it was busy at the moment, so I scooted into the dispatch room like I usually do and thought I'd try to keep out of the way until then. What I didn't realize was that he'd said they were sending me out right then and I'd walked away from him without realizing he was calling "INTERN!! INTERN!!" after me. Thankfully, he wasn't really upset, but it was... pretty embarrassing for me considering everyone in the dispatch room (which was just jammed with dispatchers, officers and various other personnel) stared at me for a minute. D:
- About two years ago, I was on a plane headed to Florida for a family vacation. I'd brought my Ace Attorney games with me and I decided a short time before to start utilizing the mic feature.My brother and I were having great fun with it. Well, at some point during the flight, I was so absorbed with the storyline that I forgot where I was and yelled "OBJECTION!!" Needless to say I got a talking to from my father... and odd looks from everyone else on the plane.
- Coffee generally makes me more talkative or apt to sing. So, one day at work I'd had a Starbucks Doubleshot with my food and went to use the bathroom before returning to my register. For whatever reason, it struck me to start singing "Der Kommissar" while in the stall. When I got out, I noticed that not only was the other stall in the small bathroom out of order, there was also a group of women crowded in the bathroom waiting to use the toilet. And they'd all heard me singing. One of them told me I had a lovely singing voice and the others gave me that "oh god she's a nutter" look. But... enk.
Those are just a few. And I don't get what the big deal is, so go ahead and tell your boner stories. WE WANT TO HEAR THEM. 8D
Time for you to sleep.
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YEAH! We're 'da baddest dudes from here to... to... to someplace far away. YEAH!
(Damn it DoMaya, stop being awesome and making me go on random tangents.)
'One who should not exist..'
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It's pretty embarrassing if you're in that pool thingy in your backyard and your sister accidently pulls down the top part of your bikini with her feet.. I was lucky that there weren't many people at that moment '^^
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YEAH! We're 'da baddest dudes from here to... to... to someplace far away. YEAH!
(Damn it DoMaya, stop being awesome and making me go on random tangents.)
Whadda ya talking bout?
Get back ta work!
(If you know what cartoon this is from you're awesome, bonus points if you know his name)
Call me Ishmael.
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The Real Human Being
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How Embarrassing you posted in the wrong topic.
That lets us all know you don't bother to read anybody's posts on here, just trying to get a post count +1.
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How Embarrassing you posted in the wrong topic.
That lets us all know you don't bother to read anybody's posts on here, just trying to get a post count +1.
Who cares?
It's warm cause summer IS here! The perfect time for embarrasing moments and fun memories! Let's all have a good time!
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OT: Hmm, it was pretty embarrassing when i went down in my underwear to ask something and just at that moment some random strangers were at our house to pick something up '^^
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YEAH! We're 'da baddest dudes from here to... to... to someplace far away. YEAH!
(Damn it DoMaya, stop being awesome and making me go on random tangents.)
Whadda ya talking bout?
Get back ta work!
(If you know what cartoon this is from you're awesome, bonus points if you know his name)
Y-Yes, bosss!
(Wasn't that Ventriloquist from the Batman Animated series? The puppet was named Scarface if I remember correctly.)
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That happens to me a lot. And people try to give me the wrong answer.
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That happens to me a lot. And people try to give me the wrong answer.
I admit, I'm guilty of that, but I use it to throw off people on something unimportant.
Pipin' hot Justice.
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(If you know what cartoon this is from you're awesome, bonus points if you know his name)
Whoooooop! It's the Ventriloquist (if memory serves, I believe his name was Arnold Wesker) and Scarface from Batman: The Animated Series. Damn I love that show. One of the most exciting opening themes ever. And that Dark Deco was revolutionary; funny how something so small can make such a huge difference. I'm going to go watch a few episodes on YouTube… you've inspired me.
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Seconded.
Also, while on the subject of Batman, am I the only one that wants to see The Joker's lines from 'Dark Knight' read in Mark Hamill's Joker voice?
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Nope, never.
I'm to awesome to make mistakes.
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Nope, never.
I'm to awesome to make mistakes.
No one is perfect not evem -->
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Nope, never.
I'm to awesome to make mistakes.
No one is perfect not evem -->
*Puts back on shades and awful Brooklyn accent*
Well you never met 'da boss, have you, little lady?
Time for you to sleep.
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*takes off sunglasses*
...just got unravelled.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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*takes off sunglasses*
...just got unravelled.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Looks like this joke fad...
*Takes off sunglasses*
Had a Great Revival.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
rock on rebel warriors
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*twitch*
I actually can't tell if you did that on purpose or not.
One time when I had some period pants fun, I left stains on all the seats in the afternoon classes I had.
No one said anything to me, so I guess they either didn't notice or were to embarrassed to bring it up.
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*twitch*
I actually can't tell if you did that on purpose or not.
One time when I had some period pants fun, I left stains on all the seats in the afternoon classes I had.
No one said anything to me, so I guess they either didn't notice or were to embarrassed to bring it up.
I'm a dick not an asshole, I'm willing to joke around with myself a bit.
And if you don't get the joke you fail English.
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