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Mine would be putting a bag of ice in my underwear until it melted. D:
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Millini wrote:
Post in this topic. That's all I can really think of.
now why ya gotta be so harsh?
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ace_attorney_ali wrote:
The stupidest thing I've ever done would probably have been running straight into a screen door that someone had just told be to be careful of. All my friends laughed at me
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I did that too. Except it was nighttime and I didn't see it. *facedesk*
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Millini wrote:
Post in this topic. That's all I can really think of.
I love how you came back after god knows how long just to post in it though.
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For a joke, the stupidest thing I ever did was have a laughing fit in the 2 minutes silence. Sorry, but being in Tesco and everyone stopping and shutting up was WAAAY too funny not to laugh at!
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So as a result I lost my license for three months, got charged for reckless endangering of traffic safety (I disagree about that, though. The only one I was endangering was me, it was an empty road.) and had to pay a huge fine.
The moral of the story is that speeding is bad. Don't do it.
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Ramika wrote:
I believe the stupidest thing I've ever done was when I was driving back to artschool from a friend's place, it was late and I had a 7-hour-drive ahead... so I thought I'd step on it a little. Or a lot. The speed limit was 50 miles/hour and I was driving 83 miles an hour when I passed by a police car. I seriously felt like the biggest idiot in the universe when they stopped me and told me to get out of the car and into theirs. ><
So as a result I lost my license for three months, got charged for reckless endangering of traffic safety (I disagree about that, though. The only one I was endangering was me, it was an empty road.) and had to pay a huge fine.
The moral of the story is that speeding is bad. Don't do it.
So as a result I lost my license for three months, got charged for reckless endangering of traffic safety (I disagree about that, though. The only one I was endangering was me, it was an empty road.) and had to pay a huge fine.
The moral of the story is that speeding is bad. Don't do it.
You should have responded like this:
"Do you have your lisence?"
No.
"How about proof-of-ownership of this car?"
Its not my car. I killed the real owner. He's in the trunk.
"Chief, get down here."
*Chief arrives* 'Wheres your lisence?"
Right here *show* and my proof-of-ownership *show*
*Chief checks trunk* 'No body here.'
I bet he also told you I was speeding, didnt he?
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I did think about trying to run for it, though, but I realised that would've got me screwed even worse. So I was a good girl and pulled over. u_u
I think I insulted the officer in my hearing though. I was all "*snort* lol WHAT? :DD" when he told me they were going to take my fingerprints and an f'ing DNA-sample. For speeding? Right, whatever.
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Ramika wrote:
Damn it :D Why didn't I think of that?
I did think about trying to run for it, though, but I realised that would've got me screwed even worse. So I was a good girl and pulled over. u_u
I think I insulted the officer in my hearing though. I was all "*snort* lol WHAT? :DD" when he told me they were going to take my fingerprints and an f'ing DNA-sample. For speeding? Right, whatever.
I did think about trying to run for it, though, but I realised that would've got me screwed even worse. So I was a good girl and pulled over. u_u
I think I insulted the officer in my hearing though. I was all "*snort* lol WHAT? :DD" when he told me they were going to take my fingerprints and an f'ing DNA-sample. For speeding? Right, whatever.
Pfft. What a liar. On the topic of cops,
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Steel Turnabout wrote:
Ramika wrote:
I believe the stupidest thing I've ever done was when I was driving back to artschool from a friend's place, it was late and I had a 7-hour-drive ahead... so I thought I'd step on it a little. Or a lot. The speed limit was 50 miles/hour and I was driving 83 miles an hour when I passed by a police car. I seriously felt like the biggest idiot in the universe when they stopped me and told me to get out of the car and into theirs. ><
So as a result I lost my license for three months, got charged for reckless endangering of traffic safety (I disagree about that, though. The only one I was endangering was me, it was an empty road.) and had to pay a huge fine.
The moral of the story is that speeding is bad. Don't do it.
So as a result I lost my license for three months, got charged for reckless endangering of traffic safety (I disagree about that, though. The only one I was endangering was me, it was an empty road.) and had to pay a huge fine.
The moral of the story is that speeding is bad. Don't do it.
You should have responded like this:
"Do you have your lisence?"
No.
"How about proof-of-ownership of this car?"
Its not my car. I killed the real owner. He's in the trunk.
"Chief, get down here."
*Chief arrives* 'Wheres your lisence?"
Right here *show* and my proof-of-ownership *show*
*Chief checks trunk* 'No body here.'
I bet he also told you I was speeding, didnt he?
Somehow I doubt that the officer on the scene would feel a need to call the chief...and lying to the police can get you in serious trouble if I'm not mistaken--probably a day in jail at the very least. So you can be glad, Ramika, that you did not conceive this plan; it probably would've backfired.
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Gregory Wright wrote:
Steel Turnabout wrote:
Ramika wrote:
I believe the stupidest thing I've ever done was when I was driving back to artschool from a friend's place, it was late and I had a 7-hour-drive ahead... so I thought I'd step on it a little. Or a lot. The speed limit was 50 miles/hour and I was driving 83 miles an hour when I passed by a police car. I seriously felt like the biggest idiot in the universe when they stopped me and told me to get out of the car and into theirs. ><
So as a result I lost my license for three months, got charged for reckless endangering of traffic safety (I disagree about that, though. The only one I was endangering was me, it was an empty road.) and had to pay a huge fine.
The moral of the story is that speeding is bad. Don't do it.
So as a result I lost my license for three months, got charged for reckless endangering of traffic safety (I disagree about that, though. The only one I was endangering was me, it was an empty road.) and had to pay a huge fine.
The moral of the story is that speeding is bad. Don't do it.
You should have responded like this:
"Do you have your lisence?"
No.
"How about proof-of-ownership of this car?"
Its not my car. I killed the real owner. He's in the trunk.
"Chief, get down here."
*Chief arrives* 'Wheres your lisence?"
Right here *show* and my proof-of-ownership *show*
*Chief checks trunk* 'No body here.'
I bet he also told you I was speeding, didnt he?
Somehow I doubt that the officer on the scene would feel a need to call the chief...and lying to the police can get you in serious trouble if I'm not mistaken--probably a day in jail at the very least. So you can be glad, Ramika, that you did not conceive this plan; it probably would've backfired.
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Steel Turnabout wrote:
Pfft. What a liar.
Eh? :P Well, the dude did take my fingerprints and that ridiculous DNA-sample from the inside of my mouth. I suppose it's standard procedure when you manage to get yourself a criminal record.
Good thing that mine is empty again, since the "crime" has expired.
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Ramika wrote:
Steel Turnabout wrote:
Pfft. What a liar.
Eh? :P Well, the dude did take my fingerprints and that ridiculous DNA-sample from the inside of my mouth. I suppose it's standard procedure when you manage to get yourself a criminal record.
Good thing that mine is empty again, since the "crime" has expired.
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I was leaving from my apartment in a hurry today and just slammed the door shut behind me... and then realised "shit, the keys". u_u
Usually it seems like a good idea to keep all your keys in one place, but now I didn't even have the car keys, so I had to walk/run all the way to my sister's place (which isn't exactly close by) to get the spare keys from her.
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When I was five, I actually took a dare to lick the water in the gutter for 10 bucks. It turns out it was dog pee. I immediately ran back home, puked a few times, washed my mouth out with a fresh bar of soap, puked again, washed my mouth out with toothpaste and water because I realized that soap makes me feel as ill as the pee, and went back outside to play for the rest of the day. And I never got the money. The worst part is that the girl who dared me to lick it saw her dog pee there. SHE KNEW, DAMNIT. Her excuse was "I didn't think you would actually do it." What a fucking loser. XP
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ChocolateXCheese wrote:
My stupid moment beats EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOURS FOR SURE.
When I was five, I actually took a dare to lick the water in the gutter for 10 bucks. It turns out it was dog pee. I immediately ran back home, puked a few times, washed my mouth out with a fresh bar of soap, puked again, washed my mouth out with toothpaste and water because I realized that soap makes me feel as ill as the pee, and went back outside to play for the rest of the day. And I never got the money. The worst part is that the girl who dared me to lick it saw her dog pee there. SHE KNEW, DAMNIT. Her excuse was "I didn't think you would actually do it." What a fucking loser. XP
When I was five, I actually took a dare to lick the water in the gutter for 10 bucks. It turns out it was dog pee. I immediately ran back home, puked a few times, washed my mouth out with a fresh bar of soap, puked again, washed my mouth out with toothpaste and water because I realized that soap makes me feel as ill as the pee, and went back outside to play for the rest of the day. And I never got the money. The worst part is that the girl who dared me to lick it saw her dog pee there. SHE KNEW, DAMNIT. Her excuse was "I didn't think you would actually do it." What a fucking loser. XP
*Pats back* You mademoiselle, have done something that nobody should ever have to do. Mine comes nowhere close, but I might as well say it:
When I was 4, I awoke in a half-awake state, and actually picked up the nearby phone and managed to phone 9-1-1. Somehow, I managed to follow up by hanging up when someone picked up. Minutes later, they traced my number, and called my parents, who had to apologize like crazy for crank calling the emergency lines. Boy, did I get the scolding of a lifetime at the age of 4.
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In my first PE lesson at high school, everyone was running up and jumping off this step onto the tennis courts. I, being the graceful soul I am, ran up, tripped over my shoelaces and went flying. Needless to say, I cut up my knees pretty badly :3 I've still got the scars, five years later~
Oh, and once I went down to the bus stop in the middle of the day, thinking it was the end of school. When my school has exams on, they switch the lunch hour around so there's one lesson before break, then one before lunch, then two before hometime and somehow I got it into my head that it was hometime after third lesson DX So I got my coat and all my stuff and walked down to the bus stop.
There was no-one there but I thought that was because I was really late and everyone had already got on their buses so I actually had to ring my mum and ask her what the time was (clock on my phone was wrong). Realising that actually it WASN'T the end of the day, I ran back to school, back into the science lesson and promptly told the entire class where I'd been. I'll never live that down DX
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I was feeding my cat once, and began having a conversation with it (no, this isn't the stupid part.):
: I wonder. Is that stuff any good?
: -om nom nom-
: -munch-There's a reason why people don't eat pet food. It's nasty. I'm pretty sure I was somewhere around 10, too, so I don't have stupid-little-kid as an excuse.
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Athena von Karma wrote:
The stupidest thing I've ever done? Hmm... This probably isn't it, but it's close.
I was feeding my cat once, and began having a conversation with it (no, this isn't the stupid part.):
: I wonder. Is that stuff any good?
: -om nom nom-
: -munch-
There's a reason why people don't eat pet food. It's nasty. I'm pretty sure I was somewhere around 10, too, so I don't have stupid-little-kid as an excuse.
I was feeding my cat once, and began having a conversation with it (no, this isn't the stupid part.):
: I wonder. Is that stuff any good? : -om nom nom- : -munch-There's a reason why people don't eat pet food. It's nasty. I'm pretty sure I was somewhere around 10, too, so I don't have stupid-little-kid as an excuse.
Goldfish food isn't that bad... until your stomach hurts like hell half an hour later...
(Ok, it's bad, but edible)
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papermario13689 wrote:
ChocolateXCheese wrote:
My stupid moment beats EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOURS FOR SURE.
When I was five, I actually took a dare to lick the water in the gutter for 10 bucks. It turns out it was dog pee. I immediately ran back home, puked a few times, washed my mouth out with a fresh bar of soap, puked again, washed my mouth out with toothpaste and water because I realized that soap makes me feel as ill as the pee, and went back outside to play for the rest of the day. And I never got the money. The worst part is that the girl who dared me to lick it saw her dog pee there. SHE KNEW, DAMNIT. Her excuse was "I didn't think you would actually do it." What a fucking loser. XP
When I was five, I actually took a dare to lick the water in the gutter for 10 bucks. It turns out it was dog pee. I immediately ran back home, puked a few times, washed my mouth out with a fresh bar of soap, puked again, washed my mouth out with toothpaste and water because I realized that soap makes me feel as ill as the pee, and went back outside to play for the rest of the day. And I never got the money. The worst part is that the girl who dared me to lick it saw her dog pee there. SHE KNEW, DAMNIT. Her excuse was "I didn't think you would actually do it." What a fucking loser. XP
*Pats back* You mademoiselle, have done something that nobody should ever have to do. Mine comes nowhere close, but I might as well say it:
When I was 4, I awoke in a half-awake state, and actually picked up the nearby phone and managed to phone 9-1-1. Somehow, I managed to follow up by hanging up when someone picked up. Minutes later, they traced my number, and called my parents, who had to apologize like crazy for crank calling the emergency lines. Boy, did I get the scolding of a lifetime at the age of 4.
Thanks... At least I can proudly say I've done one of the most stupid things possible, so it can't get much worse. And I've done that too, but I was 5. And I wasn't half asleep. I called them because I was curious, and when someone answered, I got nervous and hung up. I never knew they would actually come.
Here's a recent stupid moment:
I fell on an escalator going up and kinda rolled in place for a sec. It was hilarious.
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Oh yeah, and my oldest brother rang 999, but there was a movie on in the background and people were fighting. He hangs up. Very shortly a police car turns up and the cop asks my mother if everything is ok.
Also another stupid thing I done was try to run along my wall like in Prince of Persia. You can guess how that turned out :)
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Okay, so I have a brother named Luke. One day, he went to his friend Amadeo's house. They were 5 when this happened, but Luke is really big for his age, weighing 55 pounds. However, Amadeo is really tiny, weighing at about 30 pounds. So anyways they were bored, and decided to go into Amadeo's mother's bedroom. Now here is where things get wacky... You see, Amadeo's parents didn't want to pay for ventilation, so instead they cut large holes in between each floor of their house, and nailed cardboard up to the hole. Now, this little hole of ventilation was a place where Amadeo would go into and jump around. This was okay because of his weight. However, when Luke went with him, the combined weight brought the cardboard crashing down and they both instantly fell through the ceiling and into the kitchen. Now, somehow, Luke got his elbows jammed into the hole, and Amadeo was holding onto Luke's pants. Now, they forgot about being friends, and were just scrambling up eachother to try and get back into the mother's bedroom. The next minute, Amdeo falls down and smashes his back on the kitchen floor. And then, Amadeo's 3 year old sister sees this and goes to the mom and says, "Mommy, I was watching Dora, and then I heard a KER-Plunk! , and there was Amadeo lying on the ground and Luke hanging on the ceiling!"
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papermario13689 wrote:
ChocolateXCheese wrote:
My stupid moment beats EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOURS FOR SURE.
When I was five, I actually took a dare to lick the water in the gutter for 10 bucks. It turns out it was dog pee. I immediately ran back home, puked a few times, washed my mouth out with a fresh bar of soap, puked again, washed my mouth out with toothpaste and water because I realized that soap makes me feel as ill as the pee, and went back outside to play for the rest of the day. And I never got the money. The worst part is that the girl who dared me to lick it saw her dog pee there. SHE KNEW, DAMNIT. Her excuse was "I didn't think you would actually do it." What a fucking loser. XP
When I was five, I actually took a dare to lick the water in the gutter for 10 bucks. It turns out it was dog pee. I immediately ran back home, puked a few times, washed my mouth out with a fresh bar of soap, puked again, washed my mouth out with toothpaste and water because I realized that soap makes me feel as ill as the pee, and went back outside to play for the rest of the day. And I never got the money. The worst part is that the girl who dared me to lick it saw her dog pee there. SHE KNEW, DAMNIT. Her excuse was "I didn't think you would actually do it." What a fucking loser. XP
*Pats back* You mademoiselle, have done something that nobody should ever have to do. Mine comes nowhere close, but I might as well say it:
When I was 4, I awoke in a half-awake state, and actually picked up the nearby phone and managed to phone 9-1-1. Somehow, I managed to follow up by hanging up when someone picked up. Minutes later, they traced my number, and called my parents, who had to apologize like crazy for crank calling the emergency lines. Boy, did I get the scolding of a lifetime at the age of 4.
Haha that happened exactly to me when I was 5 XD.
The stupidest thing I did was burning down half of my old home's garage (same age). Luckily, the support beams were "mostly" stable. I was fire happy, tried to light every little thing in that garage. I'm surprised that the fire didn't reach the gas tanks that we had by the sides. I got kicked out of the house for a good 30 minutes.
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1) When I was one year old, I walked straight into a metal coat hanger. I've worn glasses for almost twelve years now. (
, anyone?)2) When I was five years old, I was at a ranch in Georgia for my uncle's wedding. After a long day of horseback riding, I needed to cool off. And what better way to cool off than a pool, correct? Now, it had permeated through my five-year-old skull that I did not wear a shirt and shorts to go swimming. So... I didn't know where my swimsuit was... and...
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3) In 3rd grade, I
Spoiler: Inappropriate Stuff! I say "penis"! Gasp!
(Me): Ms. A?
("Ms. A"): ...yes?Enough said.
4) I actually have another one, but it's too mortifying to share, even with people I've never met... anyways, me and my friend "B" are pretty good skiers, we've probably racked up at least one hundred hours over the last two years.
(At hardest hill at ski place, going up chairlift)
(Me): Hey, B, we've gotten pretty good at this hill, right?
(B): Well, yeah. : Why don't we just dive-bomb it? : Yeah, sure!So, we went down simultaneously. B made it down fine, however, I happened to bump a small patch of ice about halfway down. I swerved, and hit the ground hard. I bumped and tossed for about thirty feet (always wear your helmet, kids!), and ended up getting some sort of concussion. I was completely dazed for about a minute, in which time I managed to regain my poles (10 feet up) and my skis (20 feet up), all the while while seeing colors. I haven't been brain-damaged or anything, as far as I can tell, but about once every two days I'll get intense tunnel vision for about ten seconds. It's... odd.
Edit: Hey, reading the previous one reminds me of one more! My phone number is 91 (five more digits which I will not list). So, a few months after #3, I forgot to bring in my homework. I was told that I would have to call home, which I wasn't worried about, they saw me do it. Anyways, I tried calling my house, but the "1" key got stuck. Now, I didn't recognize the number (the school phones require the number "9" pressed for the call to leave the building, so the number was 9911), but I managed to fumble the phone, and the call went through. Later on, our principal had a ten-minute talk with me about why we should never dial 911 if there's not an accident, even if the dialing itself was an accident. I've had an... odd childhood.
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Ghost at two years old: *drops a penny down the drain* "Oh, shit!" (I kid you not. I actually said it-while my mum was in the room*
Ghost at six years old: (My family and I were locked out of our car) *grabs Dad's mobile and dials 999* "Hello, 999? My daddy's lost our keys."
Ghost at ten years old: *running to catch my little brother under the monkey bars at a park which are quite high* "Come here..." *trips on shoelaces, goes flying and grabs onto the monkey bars* "Ahhhhh!" (I held up the monkey bars for ten minutes while my cousin tried to get me down...in front of all her friends, none the less. And they were BRUTAL afterwards)
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