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Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:20 am

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Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

I got cockblocked today. Three times. BY FACEBOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.

This sounds like a story. Do tell. NOW!

Agreed. Do tell. Give me more reasons to hate Facebook.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:53 am

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samboo1 wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

I got cockblocked today. Three times. BY FACEBOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.

This sounds like a story. Do tell. NOW!

Agreed. Do tell. Give me more reasons to hate Facebook.

Well, the first time was due to one of those psychic app things. She apparently signed into Facebook and checked her wall, and saw that the "fortune" was to avoid me at all costs for a month. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, FACEBOOK?
Number two was because she saw that some chick blocked me (I still don't know why) and thought that I was bad news. So that one was indirect, and kinda lame.
The final attempt hurt my soul a little bit. So, it's the end of the day, I got nothing to do so I decide "Hey, what the hell. I got nothing to do," and started to wander the school. I see this hot chick (and I mean HOT. Like, I don't even know what I was doing trying to pitch into that field, if you know what I mean), anyways, and I decide, "What the hell. What's the worst that could happen?" So I approach. Not a sinfle word escapes my lips and she's already chewing me out. Apparently three years ago when I found a stray dog with two of my friends (we called him Phoenix), one of them posted a picture of him. Later in the day, Phoenix was getting kinda vicious (damn shame. My parents would've let me keep him too), and ran off. I chase him around town, and even outside of town. Two hours later, I can barely move anymore, my throat hurts from yelling, and Phoenix is still running. We called the SPCA so that he wouldn't get hurt, and they took him. Back to the present, it turns out Phoenix was her dog, and that he had just gotten off the leash and ran away. She yells at me, her friends yell at me, her brother yells at me, her sister yells at me, and I'm pretty sure her parents would've been up my ass too if I hadn't decked the older brother in the face and booked it outta there. And man, was I running. I had to do some awesome maneuvers that rival the military to get outta there.
So yeah, whether indirectly or not, Facebook is always there to flood my email and to cockblock me.

What a great site.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:08 am

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I don't know if I can consider the last one related to Facebook. If anything, that was just a horrible horrible fucking coincidence. At least it's not as bad as getting cockblocked by one of your so-called "friends". I had that happen to me a few months ago and that made me rethink our friendship. Fucking douche.

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:10 pm

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Blak The Great wrote:

I don't know if I can consider the last one related to Facebook. If anything, that was just a horrible horrible fucking coincidence. At least it's not as bad as getting cockblocked by one of your so-called "friends". I had that happen to me a few months ago and that made me rethink our friendship. Fucking douche.

It was brought to her attention BY Facebook, so it counts, though by a HUGE stretch.
Ouch. Did you return the favor by making sure that he can't get any? Ever? EVER? That's what I would've done.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:13 pm

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Ah, Steel Turnabout. That's too bad. You don't want a girl who listens to some psychic stuff on FB anyway. As for the second girl...bad coincidence! How could you not remember it was her?!

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:31 pm

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Steel Turnabout wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

I don't know if I can consider the last one related to Facebook. If anything, that was just a horrible horrible fucking coincidence. At least it's not as bad as getting cockblocked by one of your so-called "friends". I had that happen to me a few months ago and that made me rethink our friendship. Fucking douche.

It was brought to her attention BY Facebook, so it counts, though by a HUGE stretch.
Ouch. Did you return the favor by making sure that he can't get any? Ever? EVER? That's what I would've done.

Unfortunately he is one of those people that can't be cockblocked because he is a womanizer and he already has a girlfriend. But the thing is, some of the things he does is kinda gay. Like this one time when we went to San Francisco for a class trip, I hung out with him and two girls (one being the girl that ruined my chances with) and all we did was shop for girl clothes and he would actually pick their clothes out for them.

Now that we're out of high school, if I ever see him I'll MOST likely punch him in the face or something.

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:35 pm

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Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

I don't know if I can consider the last one related to Facebook. If anything, that was just a horrible horrible fucking coincidence. At least it's not as bad as getting cockblocked by one of your so-called "friends". I had that happen to me a few months ago and that made me rethink our friendship. Fucking douche.

It was brought to her attention BY Facebook, so it counts, though by a HUGE stretch.
Ouch. Did you return the favor by making sure that he can't get any? Ever? EVER? That's what I would've done.

Unfortunately he is one of those people that can't be cockblocked because he is a womanizer and he already has a girlfriend. But the thing is, some of the things he does is kinda gay. Like this one time when we went to San Francisco for a class trip, I hung out with him and two girls (one being the girl that ruined my chances with) and all we did was shop for girl clothes and he would actually pick their clothes out for them.

Now that we're out of high school, if I ever see him I'll MOST likely punch him in the face or something.

Or, do a less violent thing and, on Halloween, get a whole bunch of sleeping pills and paint them like candy corn. Give them to him and when he starts chowing down, BAM! he's out cold for AT LEAST a week.
And samboo, I DON'T KNOW THESE FRESHMEEEEEEEEN!

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:42 pm

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Steel Turnabout wrote:

Or, do a less violent thing and, on Halloween, get a whole bunch of sleeping pills and paint them like candy corn. Give them to him and when he starts chowing down, BAM! he's out cold for AT LEAST a week.
And samboo, I DON'T KNOW THESE FRESHMEEEEEEEEN!

Pfft violence solves all problems! Plus he goes to a college far away from me so I'm good. He's just a terrible person is all.

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:05 am

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Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Or, do a less violent thing and, on Halloween, get a whole bunch of sleeping pills and paint them like candy corn. Give them to him and when he starts chowing down, BAM! he's out cold for AT LEAST a week.
And samboo, I DON'T KNOW THESE FRESHMEEEEEEEEN!

Pfft violence solves all problems! Plus he goes to a college far away from me so I'm good. He's just a terrible person is all.

Seriously? No revenge whatsoever? Man, I'd WALK three thousand miles just to right past wrongs. Hear that, Zuckerburg? I'm coming for you.
And seriously, do the candy corn thing. It's awesome.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:10 am

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Steel Turnabout wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Or, do a less violent thing and, on Halloween, get a whole bunch of sleeping pills and paint them like candy corn. Give them to him and when he starts chowing down, BAM! he's out cold for AT LEAST a week.
And samboo, I DON'T KNOW THESE FRESHMEEEEEEEEN!

Pfft violence solves all problems! Plus he goes to a college far away from me so I'm good. He's just a terrible person is all.

Seriously? No revenge whatsoever? Man, I'd WALK three thousand miles just to right past wrongs. Hear that, Zuckerburg? I'm coming for you.
And seriously, do the candy corn thing. It's awesome.

Nope, no revenge vengeance isn't in my nature plus I'm extremely lazy. I'm no Count of Montecristo. I just learned a valuable lesson in picking bros. Bros don't ruin another bro's chance with a chick.

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:15 am

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Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Seriously? No revenge whatsoever? Man, I'd WALK three thousand miles just to right past wrongs. Hear that, Zuckerburg? I'm coming for you.
And seriously, do the candy corn thing. It's awesome.

Nope, no revenge vengeance isn't in my nature plus I'm extremely lazy. I'm no Count of Montecristo. I just learned a valuable lesson in picking bros. Bros don't ruin another bro's chance with a chick.

But the Count ended up riiiiich!
And wow. Didn't know I raised such a wuss.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:31 am

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Steel Turnabout wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Seriously? No revenge whatsoever? Man, I'd WALK three thousand miles just to right past wrongs. Hear that, Zuckerburg? I'm coming for you.
And seriously, do the candy corn thing. It's awesome.

Nope, no revenge vengeance isn't in my nature plus I'm extremely lazy. I'm no Count of Montecristo. I just learned a valuable lesson in picking bros. Bros don't ruin another bro's chance with a chick.

But the Count ended up riiiiich!
And wow. Didn't know I raised such a wuss.

*insert Fluttershy voice* I'm four years older than you :gregory:

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Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:56 am

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Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

Nope, no revenge vengeance isn't in my nature plus I'm extremely lazy. I'm no Count of Montecristo. I just learned a valuable lesson in picking bros. Bros don't ruin another bro's chance with a chick.

But the Count ended up riiiiich!
And wow. Didn't know I raised such a wuss.

*insert Fluttershy voice* I'm four years older than you :gregory:

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Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:50 pm

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So apparently it's been a year and a week since my break-up.

...Meh. I've learned a lot of things since then and while I'm a wee bit lonely, I am also proud to be single.

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Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:44 pm

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BSX wrote:

So apparently it's been a year and a week since my break-up.

I've learned a lot of things since then

~~Hand in your friendship reports, Twilight~~
Although as intelligent, advanced beings who try to experience as much as possible within our lives, we tend to try to avoid the uncomfortable. We squirmish when faced with conflict. We avoid any difficulties at all costs, so that our lves may be easier and we may experience more. Yet, it is through life's uncomfortableness, its conflicts, its pains and losses that we truly experience life.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:59 pm

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Steel Turnabout wrote:

BSX wrote:

So apparently it's been a year and a week since my break-up.

I've learned a lot of things since then

~~Hand in your friendship reports, Twilight~~
Although as intelligent, advanced beings who try to experience as much as possible within our lives, we tend to try to avoid the uncomfortable. We squirmish when faced with conflict. We avoid any difficulties at all costs, so that our lves may be easier and we may experience more. Yet, it is through life's uncomfortableness, its conflicts, its pains and losses that we truly experience life.

So philosophically deep I'm almost drowning. On a crass note, I saw some more cleavage today. It was rather glorious.

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:40 am

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Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

BSX wrote:

So apparently it's been a year and a week since my break-up.

I've learned a lot of things since then

~~Hand in your friendship reports, Twilight~~
Although as intelligent, advanced beings who try to experience as much as possible within our lives, we tend to try to avoid the uncomfortable. We squirmish when faced with conflict. We avoid any difficulties at all costs, so that our lves may be easier and we may experience more. Yet, it is through life's uncomfortableness, its conflicts, its pains and losses that we truly experience life.

So philosophically deep I'm almost drowning. On a crass note, I saw some more cleavage today. It was rather glorious.

Really? How big? Doesn't matter, really, but I'm just curious.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:49 am

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Steel Turnabout wrote:

Really? How big? Doesn't matter, really, but I'm just curious.

Ranging from all sorts of sizes, from A's to D's they were all there. Quite a refreshing sight to see. College girls tend to wear more revealing clothes than high schoolers and I can dig that.

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:54 am

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Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Really? How big? Doesn't matter, really, but I'm just curious.

Ranging from all sorts of sizes, from A's to D's they were all there. Quite a refreshing sight to see. College girls tend to wear more revealing clothes than high schoolers and I can dig that.

Yea boi! And incredibly small volleyball uniforms... Oh lawdy...

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:00 am

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Steel Turnabout wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Really? How big? Doesn't matter, really, but I'm just curious.

Ranging from all sorts of sizes, from A's to D's they were all there. Quite a refreshing sight to see. College girls tend to wear more revealing clothes than high schoolers and I can dig that.

Yea boi! And incredibly small volleyball uniforms... Oh lawdy...

Usually the time I get to school is around 9am, my walk to class takes me by the athletic fields of my campus. Sweaty hot girls in tanktops and short shorts are pretty nice. Good thing I wear sunglasses :hotti:

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:05 am

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Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:22 am

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I love this thread, it makes me lol. I wish I had something useful to contribute though.

The common annoyance - Seeing someone hot in the street, walking past, smile at each other to indicate interest, walk on.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:56 am

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samboo1 wrote:

I love this thread, it makes me lol. I wish I had something useful to contribute though.

The common annoyance - Seeing someone hot in the street, walking past, smile at each other to indicate interest, walk on.

Solution: Pounce on them next time you see someone of interest, you being a woman gives you the advantage!

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:02 am

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Or that awkward stare while you're out in public, where they are suggestive just as your significant other comes up behind you.

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Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:29 pm

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@Blak The Great: Could be classed as assault, but he probably wouldn't complain.

And Volt January: Yes extremely awkward. You have to act as if you didn't notice :P

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:08 am

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samboo1 wrote:

@Blak The Great: Could be classed as assault, but he probably wouldn't complain.

Not if you play it off as an accident it won't be! If he's the right guy for ya, then he'll be a true gent and see to your well-being rather than his.

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:25 am

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Blak The Great wrote:

samboo1 wrote:

@Blak The Great: Could be classed as assault, but he probably wouldn't complain.

Not if you play it off as an accident it won't be! If he's the right guy for ya, then he'll be a true gent and see to your well-being rather than his.

Or shout "SURPRISE!"
Man, I had an awkward lunch. One of my *lower tier* friends said he was lonely at his table because he was the only guy. He asked me to sit with him, so I did. He sits at a table with no one there, I toss my shit down and get lunch. I come back, table's swarming with chicks, they're all talking about weed, and I'm just sitting there. Not saying a word. They're like, "You're so quiet!" I had no response. It was so awkward. I had nothing to talk about, and they wouldn't have listened anyways. And I couldn't move.
Fuck you Dean. Feel demasculanized, I don't care. Just never send me back to Table Let'sTalkAboutSmokingWeedAndButtsex.Never. Again.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:32 am

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Steel Turnabout wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

samboo1 wrote:

@Blak The Great: Could be classed as assault, but he probably wouldn't complain.

Not if you play it off as an accident it won't be! If he's the right guy for ya, then he'll be a true gent and see to your well-being rather than his.

Or shout "SURPRISE!"
Man, I had an awkward lunch. One of my *lower tier* friends said he was lonely at his table because he was the only guy. He asked me to sit with him, so I did. He sits at a table with no one there, I toss my shit down and get lunch. I come back, table's swarming with chicks, they're all talking about weed, and I'm just sitting there. Not saying a word. They're like, "You're so quiet!" I had no response. It was so awkward. I had nothing to talk about, and they wouldn't have listened anyways. And I couldn't move.
Fuck you Dean. Feel demasculanized, I don't care. Just never send me back to Table Let'sTalkAboutSmokingWeedAndButtsex.Never. Again.

Tried it once, no biggie. Your friend sounds like my friend, ya know the one that cock blocked me? Well cept for the whole weed thing, my friend also fancies himself with the ladies. Mainly unattractive ones mind you. Also, you should at least man up and say stuff. Even if you've never done it, lie! Lying gets you everything :will:

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:24 am

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Steel Turnabout wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

samboo1 wrote:

@Blak The Great: Could be classed as assault, but he probably wouldn't complain.

Not if you play it off as an accident it won't be! If he's the right guy for ya, then he'll be a true gent and see to your well-being rather than his.

Or shout "SURPRISE!"
Man, I had an awkward lunch. One of my *lower tier* friends said he was lonely at his table because he was the only guy. He asked me to sit with him, so I did. He sits at a table with no one there, I toss my shit down and get lunch. I come back, table's swarming with chicks, they're all talking about weed, and I'm just sitting there. Not saying a word. They're like, "You're so quiet!" I had no response. It was so awkward. I had nothing to talk about, and they wouldn't have listened anyways. And I couldn't move.
Fuck you Dean. Feel demasculanized, I don't care. Just never send me back to Table Let'sTalkAboutSmokingWeedAndButtsex.Never. Again.

Just because you were quiet doesn't mean you've been demasculinised! Heh, you guys worry too much :grey:

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:19 pm

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samboo1 wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

Not if you play it off as an accident it won't be! If he's the right guy for ya, then he'll be a true gent and see to your well-being rather than his.

Or shout "SURPRISE!"
Man, I had an awkward lunch. One of my *lower tier* friends said he was lonely at his table because he was the only guy. He asked me to sit with him, so I did. He sits at a table with no one there, I toss my shit down and get lunch. I come back, table's swarming with chicks, they're all talking about weed, and I'm just sitting there. Not saying a word. They're like, "You're so quiet!" I had no response. It was so awkward. I had nothing to talk about, and they wouldn't have listened anyways. And I couldn't move.
Fuck you Dean. Feel demasculanized, I don't care. Just never send me back to Table Let'sTalkAboutSmokingWeedAndButtsex.Never. Again.

Just because you were quiet doesn't mean you've been demasculinised! Heh, you guys worry too much :grey:

But in the eyes of juniors it does!
And Blak, lying, like confidence, can only get you so far. Then, you have to man up and go in, crying like a little bitch. THAT'S how you get things. Why do you think third graders have cell phones now? (Other than the fact that they are old enough to retire here. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!)

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:10 am

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So as a high school senior, the school took all of us for a trip to this water park. It was great. I had a lot of fun, especially when me and my friend played this babewatching game where whoever could spot the most hot chicks would win.

People who've known me here from the olden days know about this one girl I kept talking about. Well I saw her there today and she looked very nice in her swimsuit. :bellboy:

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Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:04 am

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Yaragorm wrote:

So as a high school senior, the school took all of us for a trip to this water park. It was great. I had a lot of fun, especially when my and my friend played this babewatching game where whoever could spot the most hot chicks would win.

People who've known me here from the olden days know about this one girl I kept talking about. Well I saw her there today and she looked very nice in her swimsuit. :bellboy:

Yeah go get on that son!!! I don't know the story but I can relate to talking about one girl for quite a bit.

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:34 am

Yaragorm

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Blak The Great wrote:

Yaragorm wrote:

So as a high school senior, the school took all of us for a trip to this water park. It was great. I had a lot of fun, especially when my and my friend played this babewatching game where whoever could spot the most hot chicks would win.

People who've known me here from the olden days know about this one girl I kept talking about. Well I saw her there today and she looked very nice in her swimsuit. :bellboy:

Yeah go get on that son!!! I don't know the story but I can relate to talking about one girl for quite a bit.

Well it's a little more complicated than that but thanks!

Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:38 am

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Yaragorm wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

Yaragorm wrote:

So as a high school senior, the school took all of us for a trip to this water park. It was great. I had a lot of fun, especially when my and my friend played this babewatching game where whoever could spot the most hot chicks would win.

People who've known me here from the olden days know about this one girl I kept talking about. Well I saw her there today and she looked very nice in her swimsuit. :bellboy:

Yeah go get on that son!!! I don't know the story but I can relate to talking about one girl for quite a bit.

Well it's a little more complicated than that but thanks!

Damn Yara, we're guys. We're the OPPOSITE of complex! Get it in, bro! How many opportunities like that ever arise?
And not about Yara pretending to be deep, I found a way to talk to any girl without feeling dumb! Either don't look directly at their eyes (NEVER do that), or pretend to be punk! Act, and appear, aloof, chill, casual, whatever you call it. Tilt your head back a bit and look down your face at them (totally chill), and talk like Christopher Walken (I... think that test... was... totally... impossible I definately... failed you?) You'll be irresistable. At least, in Dunkirk.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:51 am

Blak The Great

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Steel Turnabout wrote:

Damn Yara, we're guys. We're the OPPOSITE of complex! Get it in, bro! How many opportunities like that ever arise?
And not about Yara pretending to be deep, I found a way to talk to any girl without feeling dumb! Either don't look directly at their eyes (NEVER do that), instead, direct your attention to their breasts, or pretend to be punk! Act, and appear, aloof, chill, casual, whatever you call it. Tilt your head back a bit and look down your face at them (totally chill), and talk like Christopher Walken (I... think that test... was... totally... impossible I definately... failed you?) You'll be irresistable. At least, in Dunkirk.

Added one more important point.

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:58 am

Steel Turnabout

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Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Damn Yara, we're guys. We're the OPPOSITE of complex! Get it in, bro! How many opportunities like that ever arise?
And not about Yara pretending to be deep, I found a way to talk to any girl without feeling dumb! Either don't look directly at their eyes (NEVER do that), instead, direct your attention to their breasts, or pretend to be punk! Act, and appear, aloof, chill, casual, whatever you call it. Tilt your head back a bit and look down your face at them (totally chill), and talk like Christopher Walken (I... think that test... was... totally... impossible I definately... failed you?) You'll be irresistable. At least, in Dunkirk.

Added one more important point.

Damn, how could I forget? That's the most important part!

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:55 pm

Yaragorm

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Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Damn Yara, we're guys. We're the OPPOSITE of complex! Get it in, bro! How many opportunities like that ever arise?
And not about Yara pretending to be deep, I found a way to talk to any girl without feeling dumb! Either don't look directly at their eyes (NEVER do that), instead, direct your attention to their breasts, or pretend to be punk! Act, and appear, aloof, chill, casual, whatever you call it. Tilt your head back a bit and look down your face at them (totally chill), and talk like Christopher Walken (I... think that test... was... totally... impossible I definately... failed you?) You'll be irresistable. At least, in Dunkirk.

Um, uh...Okay then... Forgive me for asking but is that supposed to be genuine advice?...

I ask because we're reading the play My Fair Lady was based on for school and suddenly everybody is going around giving advice to everyone about everything.

Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:36 pm

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Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Damn Yara, we're guys. We're the OPPOSITE of complex! Get it in, bro! How many opportunities like that ever arise?
And not about Yara pretending to be deep, I found a way to talk to any girl without feeling dumb! Either don't look directly at their eyes (NEVER do that), instead, direct your attention to their breasts, or pretend to be punk! Act, and appear, aloof, chill, casual, whatever you call it. Tilt your head back a bit and look down your face at them (totally chill), and talk like Christopher Walken (I... think that test... was... totally... impossible I definately... failed you?) You'll be irresistable. At least, in Dunkirk.

Added one more important point.

You know if you stare at our breasts instead of actually looking us in the eye, you'll probably get a slap, not a kiss :hotti:

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:47 pm

Steel Turnabout

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Yaragorm wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Damn Yara, we're guys. We're the OPPOSITE of complex! Get it in, bro! How many opportunities like that ever arise?
And not about Yara pretending to be deep, I found a way to talk to any girl without feeling dumb! Either don't look directly at their eyes (NEVER do that), instead, direct your attention to their breasts, or pretend to be punk! Act, and appear, aloof, chill, casual, whatever you call it. Tilt your head back a bit and look down your face at them (totally chill), and talk like Christopher Walken (I... think that test... was... totally... impossible I definately... failed you?) You'll be irresistable. At least, in Dunkirk.

Um, uh...Okay then... Forgive me for asking but is that supposed to be genuine advice?...

I ask because we're reading the play My Fair Lady was based on for school and suddenly everybody is going around giving advice to everyone about everything.

I will restrain the many sarcastic comments I have, and tell you that it wasn't serious. Aren't I kind?

Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*

Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:56 pm

Blak The Great

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samboo1 wrote:

Blak The Great wrote:

Steel Turnabout wrote:

Damn Yara, we're guys. We're the OPPOSITE of complex! Get it in, bro! How many opportunities like that ever arise?
And not about Yara pretending to be deep, I found a way to talk to any girl without feeling dumb! Either don't look directly at their eyes (NEVER do that), instead, direct your attention to their breasts, or pretend to be punk! Act, and appear, aloof, chill, casual, whatever you call it. Tilt your head back a bit and look down your face at them (totally chill), and talk like Christopher Walken (I... think that test... was... totally... impossible I definately... failed you?) You'll be irresistable. At least, in Dunkirk.

Added one more important point.

You know if you stare at our breasts instead of actually looking us in the eye, you'll probably get a slap, not a kiss :hotti:

But staring is a flattering compliment. We stare because we care :hobohodo:

I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.