Congress says pizza is a vegetable

Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:20 am

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Behold the power of lobbying.

Apparently, if enough tomato paste is in it, it's a vegetable. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go use tomato paste to transform a cheesecake into a vegetable. Never mind that tomatoes are fruit...

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Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:33 am

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Great! If I tell my boss about this we can sell our pizza's as one of your five a day!

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Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:35 am

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Don't think you'd get fat off of eating vegetables, just saying. So, can somebody tell me the best kind of fertilizer to use when growing pizzas?

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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)

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Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:41 am

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dullahan1 wrote:

Don't think you'd get fat off of eating vegetables, just saying. So, can somebody tell me the best kind of fertilizer to use when growing pizzas?

Yes.

A special brand... called Oven.

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Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:04 am

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You know the end is near when pizza is healthy.

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Re: Congress says pizza is a vegetable

Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:16 am

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Adrian in black wrote:

dullahan1 wrote:

Don't think you'd get fat off of eating vegetables, just saying. So, can somebody tell me the best kind of fertilizer to use when growing pizzas?

Yes.

A special brand... called Oven.

Thanks. Remind me to pick them when they're ripe for the harvest before the cold sets in.

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Pierre wrote:

Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)

I feel the same

Re: Congress says pizza is a vegetable

Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:26 am

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Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:45 am

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Regrettably, a similar push to have lobbyists classified as white meat failed to pass.

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Re: Congress says pizza is a vegetable

Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:55 am

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Funny thing is, I tried to convince my parents the same thing when I was a child. Who knew this day would actually come. I sure do miss my childhood now.

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Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:56 am

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Blak The Great wrote:

Funny thing is, I tried to convince my parents the same thing when I was a child. Who knew this day would actually come. I sure do miss my childhood now.

Going to go show them the article and shout "I KNEW IT!"

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Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:53 pm

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Silly Congress. Go back to making your laws and whatnot.

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Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:05 pm

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If they want to censor nutrition then why do they want to censor the internet?

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Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:03 pm

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General Luigi wrote:

Behold the power of lobbying.

Apparently, if enough tomato paste is in it, it's a vegetable. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go use tomato paste to transform a cheesecake into a vegetable. Never mind that tomatoes are fruit...

Well then I can now call my spaghetti bolognese a vegetable.

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Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:01 am

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Re: Congress says pizza is a vegetable

Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:21 am

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So uhm, cool and stuff

Does that also count for Pizza with meat on it as well?
Sorry, but it sounds almost as ridiculous as the story of America shootin´ moon and stuff.

In my book, Pizza will remain a mere tinware, nothing more, nothing less.
No damn country can tell me something else.

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Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:14 am

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Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:03 pm

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God bless America...

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Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:51 am

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Proud to work at a pizza place. :)

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Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:47 pm

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Haha, I remember reading this on Reddit, everbody was going on about it for weeks.

Which reminds me, I haven't checked Reddit in a while...

Re: Congress says pizza is a vegetable

Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:27 am

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Finally some Congress action adressing obesity in the US! Turning pizza into a vegetable is sure to help overweight US citizens revert their situation and overcome the living nightmare that is obesity.

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