Since we're all a bit curious as to what will happen to our favorite GS characters I decided to make a topic about the "Where are they now" version of Gyakuten Saiban. Please note there are spoilers for all the games here so read at your own risk.

Eventually went on to become a hobo with a really cool blue toque

Suspiciously he looks like a Mexican.

Quit prosecution to become a Shakespearian actor.

They don't even need to buy him any costumes for the plays.

Went on to become the leader of Kurain village.

It was renamed "Samurai Town" shortly there after.

Continues to be a judge to this day.

Interestingly enough. He actually has no degrees in Law...

managed to escape from prison and try and make it to safety.

Ironically he drowned to death after trying to swim the five foot moat.

eventually went on to become the first female president under the age of 20.

She solved world hunger, ended the war in Iraq and offered to be the flower girl at Nick and Maya's wedding. She even made the wedding dress for Maya. It was sweet but Nick felt that Minuki didn't need a stepmother.

was eventually reunited with his brother Bat.

He died soon after tragically. However Moe slipped on an actual banana peel and went flying down two flights of stairs. Making it a bitter sweet moment.

was hospitalized for several months due to a random banana peel accident.

Ironically the only bone that never recovered from his accident was his humorous.

went on to become a full time movie director.

He wrote most of the dialog for Snakes on a Plane.

Eventually died due his weak body.

Maya contacted his spirit, and we learned that he's enjoying heaven with Mia. The two are hoping to visit purgatory sometime in the summer.

petitioned for his own game.

The question is. Does anyone really care?

went on to have her own show in Las Vegas.

Suspiciously the only people who attend are 40 year old men.

went on to discover that Minuki was his sister.

He also discovered that Darth Vader is his father.
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So does anyone have any of their own or variations? This topic is mostly for fun and I put it here because of the MAJOR GS4 spoiler.

This topic is full of win.

LMAO at this post. XD

Took the BAR exam in Texas, passed, stopped 17 people from getting "electrified". Donned the look of a hobo.

Stayed as ghost with Godot.

Eventually got married to Phoenix. Currently settling a lawsuit in the Kurain village as a defense attorney. Is pregnant [cough].

Now a defense attorney. Just use that Luminol. You'll find him.

Became fan of Kyouya's rival band, and became super Dick Gumshoe.

After his 15th girlfriend was thrown down a well by Spartans, he got married to April May.

Tried to grow hair. MEGA FAIL. Went bald on top.

Captured by animal control.

Married Larry. Almost killed by Mimi Miney for no reason.

Put in a crazy house after saying he saw two ghosts.

DIED.

Killed by Sal Manella. Beating him in fattest man polls.

Never contacted by mediums, but still loved. Wonder wh- OH MY GOD MAYA, YOU DID NOT JU-

Meh, still OLD.

Got job on a show called SUPER SAMURAI WITH SUPER DICK GUMSHOE! Was canceled by Conservative Christians.

Kicked your ass and took your name.

Penny - BECAME. HOOKER.

Turns out, she's only 22. Just a smoker.

In jail for A LOT OF THINGS.

Realized she had no relation to Jhonen, jumped off building in sorrow.

Broken out of jail by GUESS.

More later.

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REGINA IS NOW A STRIPPER!

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Helped Franseska publish a womans article detailing the lesbian psyche.

She's married to a nice husband and has three kids, so says her uncle. Dick Chaney.

Was imprisoned by Simon Belmont forever.

Until he was to be reborn inside Soma Kurz.

Was fired soon after GS3.

He is now vice president of the united states and enjoys president Pearl very much.

Published a womans article and delved further into her S&M fetish.

She is in no way connected to Adrian Andrews, says Dick Chaney.

Wound up with Maggey.

They lost their house, job and most of their money soon after but at least they're poor together.

Fell in love with Karl Rove.

He was assassinated soon after.

Eventually married Larry.

After ten years of poverty they both won the lottery and with some proper investments managed to buy out Microsoft. They divorced soon after to be with celebrities.

Went on to become a private eye and get his own game on the Nintendo DS.

Expect Dick Gumshoe to be appearing on the Nintendo DS, 2009.

Went on to do the voices for the wraiths in Lord of the Rings.

He wound up getting killed by a stray arrow.

Like all rock stars enjoyed a promising careerer.

This was until his multiple affairs, drug overdoses and subsequent assassination.

Continued his careerer as an assassin and killed a lot of people.

He works part time at a local Sunday School.

Tried to join the military.

Surprisingly he was accepted as he actually had a wife. Who would have thought?

Became a symbol of triumph to girlie, cosplaying nerds everywhere.

After all he wound up with a hot biker chick. Now that's either huge talent or huge luck.

Was eventually upstaged by Minuki.

When asked what he thought about Minuki he said "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABUUUUUUUUUULOUS!"

*falls off chair*

O.O the level of intelligence...900,000!

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Best topic I've seen in a while.lmao.

-Goes back to Texas to find his bambina .

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- Due to the biggest admin error in living memory, he actually becomes a doctor. Fired soon after for reasons I'd rather not talk about...

- Finally perfects the Blue Badger dance and gets the lead role in "Blue Badger LIVE". The critics hate it, but the head detective doesn't want to know...

- finally realises that crying milk instead of tears is not normal and gets a new job as a freak in the Berry Big Circus

- Chokes to death in an ID card and car door related incident...

- realises that his "Objection!" sounds higher pitched than Mia's. Resigns in shame

- due to Matt Engarde being a little too dead to look after him (deKiller is a man of his word...) he is given to Gumshoe to look after. (Shoe, Gumshoe, see the connection?) However, it turns out Gumshoe is allergic to cats. The problem remains to this day...

- Decides to shave. Dies from shock when he looks in the mirror

- becomes bankrupt after dating too many models and now lives on the streets. However, this means he is still good friends with

- realises that having never actually been to Texas he doesn't have a clue where it is. Gets lost and is found 3 years later in Germany

- gets really hungry while delivering lunches and decides to eat one of her own lunches. The worst case of food poisoning on record soon followed...

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made Guitar Hero
supposedly the main character of Mission Impossible.


,...nnn mine suckz!!!

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Became the world's most accomplished Naruto cosplayer (Rock Lee *cough cough*)

Is now happily married to... himself.

Finally hooked up with Missile

Is now the producer of Masterpiece Theatre.

Be vewy vewy quiet... he's hunting wabbits.

Hosts his own talk show for over-emotional guys. It's ratings are off the charts.

Is now on trial for killing someone. The Murder Weapon? His hair!

Got married to

Now works at the Playboy mansion.

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was executed. Now he's trying to beat Juan Corrida in toturing innocent souls in hell.

went on to become a gangster. Hell's angels now have motorcycles so they can get away from him quickly

and Trilo is now regulary going to marrige counsuling after they realised they don't want to be with eachother.

came back as an homunculus and is fighting happily in Iraq. On neither side.

Works as an actor, as C-3PO's girlfriend in Star Wars episode XIV

went on with his swimming and became the first person to swim until all human life died. Twice.

is enjoying a happy marrige with

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became a a hobo
became an animal tamer. She specialises in birds
Died from food poisoning
became a circus animal
tryed to hit it off with Oldbag
Married to Hotti
became a lion
became married.
married Edgeworth

n... got more.

became an international ballet dancer. Currently in France taking vocal lessons for future goals in the Opera as a Soprano Singer

got fired and works in a preschool

took 's place in the Holywood Career. Rumors about taking over the lead act in the sequel of whatever chic flic that comes to your mind

started a cosplay bar

works in the cosplay bar

took over the Icon of the Boss C*f**e

got a new boyfriend(model)

started a rapping career in Hawaii. living with

saved a cactus from some blond guy with pointy hair and a sharp sword. Then eloped with it.

known worldwide over the internet for his music video about loyalty and courage

producer of that music video

major fan of


n...I give it a 1...out of 1000000

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I'm planning on going through every character... I thought this thread had died... It's TOO GOOD FOR THAT.


Exploded in a horrible painful fireball after tazering the judge in a case, was executed for plot line's sake.

Became president. BAD. IDEA. Went back to homeland to find that Phoenix was living there as the local hobo... Then again, every one's a hobo in Texas.

Screw him. We all know none of us care.

Not even canon, took over New Jersey. Again, No one cares.

We all know.

Gant tried to be a pedophile. Was killed by Pearl... somehow.

Prob'ly runs a strip club that Kyouya and Takita like.

NOBODY GIVES

A FLYING FUCK

Destroyed New Hampshire by accident. Again, no one cares.

Accidentally choked himself, that BEEF MAN.

April was killed by Mimi, so she married Larry.

More later.

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Possessed a woman long ago. That woman's name is MARTHA STEWART

Revealed to public that he is from New York State. Moron.

Now you know why Bob Barker retired.

and are now married in prison. Expect a child with more mental problems then

Fell in love with his hand and married. Police officials still cannot explain with a staight face what happened when he claimed that he found his left and right hand in a "compromising situation" and further tried to rape him upon said discovery.

More to come after I get some sleep

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Became a horrible dictator in Canada. No, not really. The truth is too boring.

After being released from prison, She had the Feys declare war on the Arumajikis for "bitin' ah style".

Like, died.

He's now gay. This is proven in GS4.

STILL GAY. ":pshhh: : Hi, sweetie. : Huh, what?"

She lives... in a house... in New Orleans... they call The Rising Sun.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and A clown walk in to a bar. The Rabbi and Preist say: GTFO clown. Based on a true story.

Married Regina shortly after Max married Payne.

Took out unholy revenge on Ben and Regina, despite what Phoenix told her. Bat soon woke up, and beat her over the head.

Had a knife fight with De killer.

... Moving on.

Was never found out. Ironically arrested by the police because "The butler did it."

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