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Agree with the above statements. I don't find Sticker Star awful, it's just awfully bland. It has nothing going for it and there's no motivation to want to play it. It's just there. I couldn't find myself to finish the game because there was nothing fun about it. I'm of the mind that not fun does not equal terrible game, unplayable game to me is what makes a terrible game, or something that makes for a bad experience. I didn't get that with Sticker Star, I just got bored.
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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Sticker Star was a bad game. But still... Not the worst I've ever played. At least it was playable. Which makes it better than the worst game I posted. >_>


I can't find a post you did in this thread~?

Sims 2 Castaway PS2/PSP

It is a fun little game to play at times. But it did get boring pretty fast and some of the things were kind of dumb. In my Sims games, I turn Autonomy off I'm an evil dictator of life which lets me concentrate on preparing something for one Sim, without having to worry that the other one is off fucking around somewhere I can't find them.
Here, there is no such thing. While the player can choose how many Sims they want, I personally just picked one to make things simpler for me. But that got the Social interaction down, so my Sim had to talk to apes or smooch a pumpkin head at times.

Anyhow, downside of the game was the loading times. They were just too bad at times, even opening or closing the menu got scary to do, because the loading would happen. Overall, there isn't much to do on the island unless you want to try and do all the little "quests" you can find, but... I like that I can create my own clothes, but again, I don't know where I can get all that stuff and after a while I just want to finish the game...

I had hoped Castaway would be like the PC version, which had a 'real' storyline to it at times...

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It's near the top of the thread. The games I was talking about we're King Kong for the DS and Superman 64.
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I dunno, I guess my frustration is bigger with Sticker Star because I really, really love Paper Mario and TTYD, and it pains me to see the state of the franchise now... Also, yeah, Mario games normally shouldn't have a story, but come on, Paper Mario is another thing. We're talking about an "RPG Action" game. Leaving it with no plot is pretty dumb.
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I agree about the terrible story.

All the Paper Mario games and the Mario and Luigi games had great stories, then Sticker Star comes out. And my head explodes from the lack of story.
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Here's an old one that I guarantee 99% of Westerners have never heard of. Ladies and gentlemen, Takeshi's Challenge for the Famicom. Based on the hit Japanese game show Takeshi's Castle, it's sort of hard to attach a genre to this junk heap but I guess it's classified as an action adventure. Long before all this controversial GTA violence, Takeshi allowed players to inflict damage on ALL characters in the background. A lot of the concepts were pretty extreme for the time, but a lot also had to be taken out due to either moral concerns or simply hardware limitations. Many of the gameplay elements are extremely bizarre and unorthodox. For instance, there's one portion where you receive a treasure map and have to put it out in the sun for an hour without touching it. Mean, that the player actually has to leave their system on for an hour without touching any of the controls. Another weird element is the karaoke game where you'd actually have to sing in the microphone of the second controller. Try doing that on an emulator.

Needless to say, these concepts were all revolutionary but unfortunately poorly executed. The game was apparently so bad, it was placed at number one on Famitsu's kuso-gē (crap game) list. Although considered innovative by many critics, Takeshi's Challenge is widely regarded as one of the worst games of all time by the Japanese.

My words can't really accurately describe the game's crap factor. To truly understand, you simply have to see it in action. Takeshi's Challenge was the subject of the first ever episode of the now extremely popular series Game Center CX. In it, Arino-san attempts to play the legendary shitty game to its completion. Enjoy.
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Here's an old one that I guarantee 99% of Westerners have never heard of. Ladies and gentlemen, Takeshi's Challenge for the Famicom. Based on the hit Japanese game show Takeshi's Castle, it's sort of hard to attach a genre to this junk heap but I guess it's classified as an action adventure. Long before all this controversial GTA violence, Takeshi allowed players to inflict damage on ALL characters in the background. A lot of the concepts were pretty extreme for the time, but a lot also had to be taken out due to either moral concerns or simply hardware limitations. Many of the gameplay elements are extremely bizarre and unorthodox. For instance, there's one portion where you receive a treasure map and have to put it out in the sun for an hour without touching it. Mean, that the player actually has to leave their system on for an hour without touching any of the controls. Another weird element is the karaoke game where you'd actually have to sing in the microphone of the second controller. Try doing that on an emulator.

Needless to say, these concepts were all revolutionary but unfortunately poorly executed. The game was apparently so bad, it was placed at number one on Famitsu's kuso-gē (crap game) list. Although considered innovative by many critics, Takeshi's Challenge is widely regarded as one of the worst games of all time by the Japanese.

My words can't really accurately describe the game's crap factor. To truly understand, you simply have to see it in action. Takeshi's Challenge was the subject of the first ever episode of the now extremely popular series Game Center CX. In it, Arino-san attempts to play the legendary shitty game to its completion. Enjoy.
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DeceasedCrab has a pretty good LP on it.
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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All the Paper Mario games and the Mario and Luigi games had great stories, then Sticker Star comes out. And my head explodes from the lack of story.


Ignoring the Paper Mario games, majority of the Mario games had barely any story.
It was basically just, "Save Princess Peach/Toadstool AGAIN!!"

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You hate on cases 1-5, 2-4, and 3-5 on Gamefaqs. Your argument is invalid.
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CatMuto wrote:
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All the Paper Mario games and the Mario and Luigi games had great stories, then Sticker Star comes out. And my head explodes from the lack of story.


Ignoring the Paper Mario games, majority of the Mario games had barely any story.
It was basically just, "Save Princess Peach/Toadstool AGAIN!!"

C-A


By Mario and Luigi games I think he means the RPG ones "Mario and Luigi" which weren't all about Princess Peach, indeed they often had world-destroying threats as is befitting an RPG.

Though I wouldn't fault the Mario games for their lack of plot, they come for a generation and genre that didn't really have the luxury or need for storytelling.
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Shouldn't the Mushroom Kingdom have better security or something? A constitutional monarchy at the very least? Actually, I think Peach WANTS to be captured. Where do you think Bower's kids came from? In Sunshine, Bowser Jr. even called her "mama." :beef:

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You do know at the end of Sunshine, it's revealed Peach isn't really Bowser Jr's mother.
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You do know at the end of Sunshine, it's revealed Peach isn't really Bowser Jr's mother.


True, but that still doesn't explain where the OTHER Koopa kids came from. Also, I'm not entirely unconvinced that Nintendo wasn't hinting at SOMETHING when they were writing the story. :godot:
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You do know at the end of Sunshine, it's revealed Peach isn't really Bowser Jr's mother.


True, but that still doesn't explain where the OTHER Koopa kids came from. Also, I'm not entirely unconvinced that Nintendo wasn't hinting at SOMETHING when they were writing the story. :godot:


I'm certain it's been confirmed that the other kids aren't Peach's either...
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Why are we talking about Mario now? This is an Ace Attorney forum.
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DerpeyHerpmann wrote:
Why are we talking about Mario now? This is an Ace Attorney forum.


:objection:

Half the posts and threads on CR are non-Ace Attorney related. Besides, this thread in particular is about bad games. Your argument is invalid. :wellington:
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True, but we aren't talking about Mario games being bad. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PRINCESS PEACH AND BOWSER HAVING KIDS!
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I'll admit that the thread got a bit off-topic, but not by much. The original discussion was how the Mario games have little to no story, so I was addressing the inconsistencies of them all. Peach and Bowser having kids stemmed from that. So:
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what the hell just happened in this topic
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True, but besides the story, are any Mario games worse than games like Superman 64, Big Rigs, Postal III, and Extreme Paintbrawl? :snap:
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Yes.
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Hotel Mario doesn't count.
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AVGN agrees. Don't get me started on the Zelda CDi games.
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kwando wrote:


Here's the list.

(Though to be fair, I don't think that Mario 2 was bad even if it wasn't a *real* Mario game.)
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Yes, but are they as bad as Big Rigs? That's my question.
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Yes. That's why I posted them in the first place.

Also, Big Rigs is amazing. I don't know what you're talking about.
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Yes, but are they as bad as Big Rigs? That's my question.


I've just been remembered of the existence of that game. Can't be worse than Action 52, though. Though that game was made in only three months by four college students who had no programming experience on a system that was severely limited.
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Very few games I've played I would actually consider as "bad". When I play games, I usually don't notice the bad aspects, and I only notice the good aspects. However, when a game has no good aspects, that's when I notice them. A lot of third party games for the Wii attempt to use motion controls, yet fail spectacularly, such as Ninjabread Man, Rocket Broomstick Racing, Shrek's Carnival games, and Anubis 2.
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You hate on cases 1-5, 2-4, and 3-5 on Gamefaqs. Your argument is invalid.


I haven't been on the Ace Attorney board at GameFAQs in months.

And excuse me, but those cases are really dumb.
And I told the reasons why not just on the GameFAQs board, but also on this one a few times.

And now we're really off-topic again...

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Those cases are dumb?

What is wrong with you.
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1-5 is a dumb case though.
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Rise From the Ashes wasn't "dumb" per se, but it probably went on much longer than it should have.

I thought that 2-4 was the only interesting case in the second game. Scratch that, I think it's one of the best cases in the series.

3-5 was an epic emotional conclusion to the trilogy. If you didn't feel SOMETHING by the end credits, then I'm not sure what to tell you.
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Rise From the Ashes wasn't "dumb" per se, but it probably went on much longer than it should have.

I thought that 2-4 was the only interesting case in the second game. Scratch that, I think it's one of the best cases in the series.

3-5 was an epic emotional conclusion to the trilogy. If you didn't feel SOMETHING by the end credits, then I'm not sure what to tell you.


That sort of hits the nail on those cases for me, too.
1-5 was kind of interesting, but the obvious Mia-and-Maya copies that Ema and Lana were was just so boring and the case took much longer, I could've ended the whole thing when the idea came up, "Hey whose number is 7777777?"

2-4 had a good message behind it.
That's what I like about 2-4, the message behind it is just something every lawyer has to learn (although technically, the message should be "Don't let your personal morals/standards/etc get in the way of your work" so if Phoenix is incapable or unwilling to defend clients that are not 100% innocent, he has no business on the attorney's bench)
I just felt that the execution of it was absolutely terrible. Also the whole way we get the good ending is dumb because nobody knows the contents and is just relying on dumb luck to persuade someone.

Spoiler: 2-4 Spoilers
Seriously, they can't pause the trial for 5 minutes to check what the freaking tape's contents is? And de Killer is an amazing assassin, yet he believes immediately when some random guy, who he knows hates his client, tells them that said client had stabbed him in the back?


And 3-5 had so many plot holes and inconcistencies, the whole case should implode because of those. I mentioned them before, I don't want to list the entire thing again. But I will admit: I felt nothing at the end. Granted, I felt something, but it wasn't the good emotional stuff. I was just still pissed beyond hell about the killer's "motive" and "excuse" and all that.

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PS: Oh man we're getting so off-topic... :sadshoe:
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Yes you are Cat, you already made a complaint topic for both of those cases and ran out of steam when people challenged you there.


Bomberman Quest was a pretty dumb game. Bomberman meets Zelda haha it was pretty....unique but it didn't really work especially the bosses XP
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Yes you are Cat, you already made a complaint topic for both of those cases and ran out of steam when people challenged you there.


Just because I 'ran out of steam' (If you mean I ran out of arguments instead of just calming down from a temporary emotional high) does not mean that the flaws and mistakes of those cases do not hold up.

I'm starting to get tempted to put Persona 3 onto this list...

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Hey guys how about we start talking about bad games again how's that






EDIT: oh, okay, Pierre got us back on track
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Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

The best? Or the worst? Sometimes it's hard to decide.

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I say Big Rigs was only saved by the fact that it's so bad, it's good. Then the same guy repeated it with War Z, and that was absolutely terrible.
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Does Big Rigs even count as a game? :udgy: From what I've seen it barely qualifies as a beta, let alone a full retail game :eh?:
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Paper Mario: Sticker star
Although I did enjoy the bits I played, it was the biggest disappointment I've ever had, considering the 2 years of waiting for the game, and those false screenshots with partners, and unseen bosses. Also, their entire dismissal of the 'partner' feature, replacing them with stickers. The stickers were also overpowered.
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I could beat the last boss (Un-creatively "Bowser". No creative and unique characters were made for the game, with the exception of kersti) with only 5 moves, and that was without going through the cinematic (and removing his magic armor). His HP is 500, and and infinijump sticker take off 100 HP each if timed correctly (Which is extremely easy to do).
In short, the game was way too short, and removed alot of features initially going to be in the game, because it was too much a copy of Thousand Year Door. (Which isn't a bad thing, a lot of people liked the gameplay system in that game). The only redeeming feature was the awesome music, which I wich could've been put with a better game.
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