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"For the love of Christ on rollerskates! I don't think Ace Attorney was meant to be realistic! I knew I was in for wackiness when I first saw Maya channel Mia!"

............Yeah.
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That annoying moment where I'm pumped to go on a rollercoaster ride and then when I finally get on the ride the first thing that comes to my mind is, "I want to get off! D:"
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Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
That annoying moment where I'm pumped to go on a rollercoaster ride and then when I finally get on the ride the first thing that comes to my mind is, "I want to get off! D:"


I know the feeling... :sadshoe:
So I finally grew a brain and remembered to give myself a signature... Whoopee.
Snackoos IRL. They are delicious and are covered in real chocolate. #so-grateful-I'm-Filipino

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9mayasato9 wrote:
Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
That annoying moment where I'm pumped to go on a rollercoaster ride and then when I finally get on the ride the first thing that comes to my mind is, "I want to get off! D:"


I know the feeling... :sadshoe:


Oh good, I'm not alone. :butzthumbs:
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Funniest thing I said without thinking would have to be late at night walking back home I yelled out "I'm gonna be king of the pirates!!" :hobolaugh:
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Just remembered something incredibly stupid from my freshman year. I was trying to make a joke and somehow I ended up saying "Jumping is pregnant" instead.

And another time in the past year I said "Noodles are so yummy!" in the vicinity of a friend nicknamed Noodles and other friends that were aware of the nickname.

:oops:
So I finally grew a brain and remembered to give myself a signature... Whoopee.
Snackoos IRL. They are delicious and are covered in real chocolate. #so-grateful-I'm-Filipino

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9mayasato9 wrote:
Just remembered something incredibly stupid from my freshman year. I was trying to make a joke and somehow I ended up saying "Jumping is pregnant" instead.

And another time in the past year I said "Noodles are so yummy!" in the vicinity of a friend nicknamed Noodles and other friends that were aware of the nickname.

:oops:


I could only imagine that awkward moment with your friend Noodles :keiko:
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Thank goodness I was actually eating cup noodles at the time :oops:
So I finally grew a brain and remembered to give myself a signature... Whoopee.
Snackoos IRL. They are delicious and are covered in real chocolate. #so-grateful-I'm-Filipino

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9mayasato9 wrote:
Thank goodness I was actually eating cup noodles at the time :oops:


i hope those were some good noodles. xD
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They were the best thing on campus. As compared to rotten sandwiches, frozen sushi (which wasn't being served that day anyway), burgers dry enough to make me choke, and pizza greasier than Snape's hair. They were also much cheaper than anything else on campus.

... Itonoko-keiji, I understand thy pain :larry:
So I finally grew a brain and remembered to give myself a signature... Whoopee.
Snackoos IRL. They are delicious and are covered in real chocolate. #so-grateful-I'm-Filipino

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Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
That annoying moment where I'm pumped to go on a rollercoaster ride and then when I finally get on the ride the first thing that comes to my mind is, "I want to get off! D:"


I can't even get myself to want to go on one...

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Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
That annoying moment where I'm pumped to go on a rollercoaster ride and then when I finally get on the ride the first thing that comes to my mind is, "I want to get off! D:"


I can't deal with roller coasters, just the thought of it would make me scared shitless :nick-sweat:
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Well...Spinning tea cup rides are fun too. ^^;
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Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
Well...Spinning tea cup rides are fun too. ^^;


Shit, Im down for that any day! :pearl-blush: :wellington-crazy:
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Awwww, am I really the only one around here who genuinely enjoys some roller coasters? :payne:

But the spinning tea cups do sound fun too, I'll admit.
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Emiyo Gnobo Gavi wrote:
Awwww, am I really the only one around here who genuinely enjoys some roller coasters? :payne:

But the spinning tea cups do sound fun too, I'll admit.


If I wasn't afraid of height's I would have loved to ride one :yogi: I wouldn't mind doing the spinning tea cups though lol :redd:
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I'm always afraid the cart will fall of the tracks...That's my problem.
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Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
I'm always afraid the cart will fall of the tracks...That's my problem.


That too. What doesn't help is watching the Final Destination movie xD
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Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
I'm always afraid the cart will fall of the tracks...That's my problem.


My main problem is when the rollercoaster has loopings... I... just... don't like that thought... same reason I can't go on the Freefall. I hate that feeling in my stomach when I suddenly change height. Also have a fear of heights... I can't even stand on our 2nd Floor balcony without feeling a bit unsteady.

The idea that the rollercoaster goes off the tracks? Also terrifying, although that might be because I have done it so often in Rollercoaster Tycoon. Not to mention, the rollercoaster makes me feel like I am losing control... I hate that.

Whoa, we're really getting off track... (........pun intended!)

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*listening to song lyrics*
"What a lovely feminine voice. ^-^"
*keeps listening*
"Oh gods! This is a Justin Bieber song! D:"

Ok, before anyone asks I never really sat down to analyze JB's songs so I had no idea what I was listening to. Oh, and before I start something I would like to say I DO NOT hate JB because I have no reason to...I can only hate someone who does personal stuff to me.
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Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
Ok, before anyone asks I never really sat down to analyze JB's songs so I had no idea what I was listening to. Oh, and before I start something I would like to say I DO NOT hate JB because I have no reason to...I can only hate someone who does personal stuff to me.


Don't be so defensive Em, even hardcore Beliebers admit his voice can be kinda feminine at times
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VCM wrote:
Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
Ok, before anyone asks I never really sat down to analyze JB's songs so I had no idea what I was listening to. Oh, and before I start something I would like to say I DO NOT hate JB because I have no reason to...I can only hate someone who does personal stuff to me.


Don't be so defensive Em, even hardcore Beliebers admit his voice can be kinda feminine at times


Still...Like I said before I don't like it when people say they support gay marriage but use gay as an insult, especially against JB. And when people say they're against bullying and yet they take the time to post nasty comments on JB's videos.....And yet people wonder why I refuse to support any anti bullying cults.
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Emiyo Gnobo Gavi wrote:
Awwww, am I really the only one around here who genuinely enjoys some roller coasters? :payne:

But the spinning tea cups do sound fun too, I'll admit.


No, I love roller coasters! The adrenaline, the speed, that moment your slowly making your way up to the top. I love it all. I enjoy anything thrilling. So much that one of my life dreams is to jump out of a plane. So exciting!
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I'm pretty sure this is more stupid then funny, but I thought it's worth sharing :) This is something I said YEARS ago when I was a kid after staying up late with my friend playing Super Mario Galaxy, and we STILL remember it :phoenix:

My Friend: OH MY GOSH, LOOK OUT FOR THOSE SPIKES! THAT FIRE! THAT FENCE!
Me: *I'm playing the game, and I then somehow jump into an electric fence*
My Friend: NOOOOOO!!!!! HOW COULD YOU?
Me: Mommy.... I need a handkerchief because I done got electrocuted :larry:
My Friend: *looks at me bewilderingly and with eyebrows raised*
Me: *realizes how stupid what I said was, and goes beet red in embarrassment :bellboy: *
Both: *We laugh like maniacs, and then go back to our video game, with both of us grinning like idiots :hotti: *
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Yeah... as I said; more stupid then funny :payne: . Still, I don't have many recollections of the funny things I say without thinking, so I thought I might as well mention this one :phoenix:
"No one can change the past. The only thing we can do is strive to make up for our mistakes. Why must we make up for our mistakes, you ask? Because in so doing... we can find the way back to our path. And once we've found our path, we can move on from our past mistakes toward a brighter future."- Phoenix Wright
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"Gah! No! I don't want to see mating season in action! D:"
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Lucy wrote:
So much that one of my life dreams is to jump out of a plane. So exciting!

...With a parachute, right? Or are you talking about jumping out of a plane that's on the ground?
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General Luigi wrote:
Lucy wrote:
So much that one of my life dreams is to jump out of a plane. So exciting!

...With a parachute, right? Or are you talking about jumping out of a plane that's on the ground?

I'd like to jump out of one without a parachute.
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:maya: = me
:kyouya: = ex boyfriend

:-P : *pinches the back of his neck*
:kyouya: : Ow! D:
:maya: : You're my b!tch now! ;D
:snap: : *pushes me against the wall and looks me in the eye* How about if I make you my b!tch instead?
:maya-shock: : *blush*

Don't worry, nothing dirty happened.
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Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
Don't worry, nothing dirty happened.


Boring... :sadshoe:

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I got bored in English classes, and in my half asleep state, started saying to my friend next to me:

"you are smelly...
you like food in your belly...
like Aeroplane Jelly... (that's a brand)
while watching the telly...
you see a tennis rally..."
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To which I received the response:
".. You're on drugs, aren't you"
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CatMuto wrote:
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Don't worry, nothing dirty happened.


Boring... :sadshoe:

C-A


I was 16, my parents would've killed me. ^^;
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Two days ago I was jumping on a bogostick in our backyard, my friend comes to me and wants to try, I say that i want to do one big jump, then i jump about three times and when i make the big one I yell: "Jumpin Jesus on a pogostick!"
When i look to my friend he is just holding his LOL's in and takes the stick.
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The_Turnabout_Guy wrote:
Two days ago I was jumping on a bogostick in our backyard, my friend comes to me and wants to try, I say that i want to do one big jump, then i jump about three times and when i make the big one I yell: "Jumpin Jesus on a pogostick!"
When i look to my friend he is just holding his LOL's in and takes the stick.


Hahahaha! XD

One time when I was on Neopets I was like, "*jumps out of window* Chocolate elite force! Attack!"
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General Luigi wrote:
Lucy wrote:
So much that one of my life dreams is to jump out of a plane. So exciting!

...With a parachute, right? Or are you talking about jumping out of a plane that's on the ground?


Heh, with a parachute.
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Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
CatMuto wrote:
Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
Don't worry, nothing dirty happened.


Boring... :sadshoe:

C-A


I was 16, my parents would've killed me. ^^;


None of your parents' business if you do dirty things at age 16. Actually, age 16 is absolutely legal to have sex, as long as the partner is also between the age of 14-18... at least, the way I learned it. Plus, unless you were gonna tell your parents that you did dirty things, they techncially wouldn't find out.

I may sound like I hate it when younger people have sex, but that mostly revolves around people age 11-15, when the mind is probably not ready for sex yet. But as long as good, safe, reliable protection is used... screw as much as you want. Technically, you're not screwing up your life with it.

I guess you can count my post as a "funny thing I said".

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In the age of 16, thats what I think. Lower then that gives me goosebumps.
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I was at the doctor's office for my annual flu shot at the age of 7 or something:

Doctor: alright, in which arm do you want the shot?

Me: In my left arm, because I'm extremely right!
(note: as in right as in left and right. Saying you are extremely right in the Netherlands usually means your political preference is extreme liberalism. In other context I could have practically said: I'm a neo-nazi.)

Doctor: ... OK then ....

Me: ???


My mother laughed there for a minute straight.
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Hahahahaha XD
I want to try that at my doc, wonder how will she react.
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