So one of my friends has a girlfriend. A friend (girl) of her came to join our friend circle on a certain night. All was good and well until the subject of religion came into play. She (friends friend) was raised fairly religious and one of my friends is an atheist. He also loves debating and is really good at it. The longer the debate went on the more ground my friend won, but the girl ended up in tears. We left there few moments later on a pretty awkward note, since it was her first time meeting our friend circle. Not a good start.

However, around a 3 weeks later the girl who cried invited our friend circle to her house since her parents weren't there and her own friend circle was there, but there was room for more people. My friends came early so we could try to repair the damage and have a fun night. I needed to work that evening so I would join later as the designated driver. When I came in I noticed the atmosphere was really good and everyone was having a good time. My friend (the atheist) talked a lot with her, but about lighter subjects and everything seemed okay. After a few beers he started to get a little flirtatious with her but I guess the debate was still fresh in her mind because she rejected his advances. But our friend circle did notice the girl took interest in another guy in our group. Since this guy is still a virgin (he's pretty fit, but got absolutely no game when it comes to women) we tried all night to set the 2 up together. It didn't work sadly and it was time to go home for that night.
This is where the fucked up shit starts by the way

Wanting to say goodbye we searched for the female host, but to no avail. Now there are 4 guys (me and 3 friends) left alone in a relatively strangers house. We eventually found her at the back of her yard making out with her ex-boyfriend even though she talked all night to my friend to make the guy purposely jealous (her words, not ours). We couldn't really disturb them so we went back in the house feeling pissed. We sat around debating what to do, like taking her vibrator (present from one of her friends) and hiding it in a place where only her parents would find it (remember christian household) but decided that would go to far. Some violated the no smoking rule inside as compensation. 30 minutes later and god knows what happened they returned and the guy seemed really drunk and satisfied and the girl simply tired. We said our goodbyes in anger and would talk about what happened later.

A few days later (beginning of this week) she invited only our friend circle over to make things up to us. Again I was later because of work, but someone would pick me up so I wouldn't be the designated driver 2 times in a row. We played the 4chan drinking game, which is pretty much the most fucked up drinking game you can imagine where outrageous things happen and quite a lot of alcohol is consumed. We sat for over an hour in our underwear with pants on our heads stupid stuff. Again during this night we tried to set the girl up with our friend, but the end of the night came and we were about to leave or so I thought. Every one gave a hug and a kiss on the cheek and with me as the final bye say-er I intended to do the same.

This is were the sexy sex starts
This kisses me full on the mouth and within a minute she drags me to the living room. I had drunk quite some beers so I was quite content with this surprise. I noticed my friends leaving without me (thank god) and from kissing we went to feeling each other up pretty fast. From that we went to her bedroom, got nude and started doing what we like. After some more kissing and feeling I got my condom out of my wallet (the one you always carry for 'just in case') and wanted to enter her. She said 'wait, don't do that'. Why not? I replied. In which her response was: I want you to stick it in my ass, that make me more horny. After 3 seconds of the most intense processing my brain has ever done I agreed to the anal and started doing my thing. It took a couple of times to get everything to fit right, since I was quite drunk, but(t) good times were had. We kissed and cuddled some more afterwards and in the end she sucked me off. We went to sleep after 90 minutes and all was good.

In the morning we pretty much repeated the process in bed and in the same for the shower. But after we dried ourselves thing got even more FUCKED. She sat on the bed and told me she wanted to confess something. During the sex she thought a couple of times about my friend as if he were here (virgin guy). So in response I asked her why she pulled me out of the kitchen into the living room at the end of the previous night and not my friend (after sex you're surprisingly rational or Kenjataimu as the Japanese call it). She didn't know and blamed the alcohol for the bad decision making. I asked why she liked my friend so much and she splurged with things which she liked about him. I could tell she was pretty into him, so instead of making my own rant I semi-comforted her saying that this was a one-night thing and I didn't expect a relation out of it. She agreed on the latter part, but also claimed nothing really happened last night. She claimed we were to drunk to do things right and I didn't enter her pussy, so it didn't count as sex.
I replied: we did anal. after asking if that meant: in the butt she told me that anal didn't really counts, since it isn't as personal is in the pussy. The same went for giving head. I tried to explain that 99% of people consider anal a way bigger step than regular sex when I realized something. She tried to deny everything what happened in order to have a shot at my friend again. This was the final drop in my bucket so I told her that I was going to leave and marched for the bus stop.

The same night I told my friends this story because they were curious as hell what happened. Also the girl started to message 3 people in my friend circle: 1 her own friend (or my friends girlfriend) to keep up what the general opinion was of her. 2: the atheist guy because although he can be harsh he's always fair to ask what to do and 3: my friend she crushed on to apologize. In all 3 conversations she told nothing really happened because we were to drunk, but apparently my friends didn't leave immediately that night. They went outside for 15 minutes to wait and then came back. But when they were in the living room they heard the sounds from above (try slapping your own fist with open hand for sound) so they knew basically what was going on and her moans stated definitely something happened. So from all 3 the response basically was: You wasted your chance with the guy you crushed on.

So that's my story about a normal fun night ending in surprise anal sex with someone I met 3 times and then hearing she has a thing for one of my best friends instead.

#1 - Why was a religious girl debating with an atheist guy? Why not just say they have different interests and leave it at that.

#2 - Why couldn't you leave her place without saying goodbye? You could leave and if she asks "Where'd you guys go off to?" you can say you were gonna say goodbye, but you couldn't find her/she seemed busy with being the host and left cause... you needed to get home by a certain time or whatever.

#3 - Why try to set up a guy with a girl? I mean, for all you know, the guy doesn't like that girl?

#4 - ...I hope she didn't suck you off with that condom still on. (Hopefully a new one? Though I doubt that...)

#5 - ...uh, yeah. Okay, to be most precise, you don't lose your virginity unless your hymen is ruptured (for girls) so if she was a virgin, she probably didn't "count" anal, which I can sort of get... but still dumb

#6 - Uh, you both could've agreed it was a one night thing and never mention it again. No need to somehow tell yourself (or deny it, however you wanna look at it) that nothing happened.

#7 - I'm sorry, but that girl sounds like either a major dumbass or a bitch. I already hate it when people blame alcohol, because alcohol doesn't CHANGE you, it just reveals who you really are and lowers your inhibition of what you already wanted to do.

#8 - ...you don't message other people in order to find out what other people think of you. Especially not that way.

Then again, maybe it's cause I mostly associate anal with Yaoi, but the idea of anal with women doesn't quite make sense to me... I mean, the vagina has a whole lot more nerves and is, well, designed for pleasureable sex, so why not use it?

1: We were just talking and the discussion just went that way. It went from choosing a school to introduction week to a fraternity to moral values and lifestyles to religious moral values and lifestyle into the eventual debate. We know christians and atheists can accept each other, but this was an escalated friendly discussion

2: We could leave at any given time, but we were the last ones and untill we found them assumed nobody was home except for a dog who kept running away. every 5 minutes we expected her to come back soon so we ended up waiting 30 minutes

3: He's one of my best friends so we talked about it. He always acts mellow about it, but the fact that he's the only virgin in our friend circle really bothers him. We didn't push him into something he didn't wanted, but since he's so awkward when it comes to women we tried to increase his odds for success

4: Off course not. that would be pretty nasty for both parties. I tied a knot in the condom threw it away and rinsed away the remaining sperm with water. Then the BJ happened

5: Oh she wasn't a (pussy) virgin. She just felt that pussy was for relationships only, but the butt was fair game.

6: Not sure what the question is here but if you're trying to say she broke her own rules this was more meant between 2 of us. She spilled the beans of her version to her friends and I told my story to my friends. To be honest keeping quiet about this wouldn't work anyway, something like this cannot be swept under a rug.

7: I'd go with dumb ass. Although her behavior borders on borderline behavior. one night she's talkative and fun to be around with, the next extremely horny and the next pretty depressed. Also I agree with your comment about alcohol, you got to own up to your own actions and shouldn't blame it on something else.

8: I don't know her motivations, but she did it. Maybe she tried to salvage what could be salvaged but I don't really know.

On the final note. As a man I also find it more enjoyable to f in the pussy. It's easier to enter, you can look at your partner's face and it's a much more wet. I didn't know her motivation but since I never entered through the back I happily obliged.

Daniel was making jokes (or was serious) about wanting fellatio in a movie theater. He was probably serious because he was looking for movies that have been out for a while so...
Anyway, as I joke (he probably took it seriously) I said "Can't I just give you a handy j at Friday's or something?" and he said "OMG! Like under the table?! Do it while I shove pot stickers in my mouth"