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The Game show style topic where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
The points are about as pointless as updating your wireless router's drivers
I'm your host DoMaya, Voted most likely to to host a terrible gameshow in high school.
Every other day we'll be playing a new game, in that time you each take turns trying your best to make the studio audience laugh.
Today's game is: "Bad Addons" Think of the worst addons to CR and try to convince people why we should install it.
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The Real Human Being
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Today's Game: "Social Suicide" Things you can say about video games, but can't say about women.
"So on a scale of 1 to 10, how easy is it?"
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"It's never too late to learn that growing old doesn't have to mean growing up. Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind, and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough." -Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
An Enigma Among Humans
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Gamer at Law
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Current LPs: A Link to the Past, Super Smash Brothers
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An Enigma Among Humans
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I've felt worse.
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"You can do so much with it, even after you beat it."
"It's never too late to learn that growing old doesn't have to mean growing up. Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind, and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough." -Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
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Gettin' Old!
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"Its crap the voice commands never work"
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The Enigma
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I've heard rumors… Bramimond, one of the eight legends, devoted himself entirely to the dark. All emotion, all memory… dissolved in a river of dark. That is how he received the power to best dragons
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The Real Human Being
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100 points to everyone, and 1000 to anyone who's actually touched someone of the opposite gender.
Next Game is: "Bad crossovers" Describe any game plot but include a character from PW.
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An Enigma Among Humans
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I've felt worse.
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"It's never too late to learn that growing old doesn't have to mean growing up. Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind, and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough." -Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
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I'll always love you, Max.
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"Wright you need to trust in the Templars, I'll ensure Maya is protected until a proper course of action is found."
1: "Of course not Maya!" (Maya approves)
2: "Errrr woah look at that Darkspawn!" (Maya greatly disapproves, Edgeworth disapproves)
3: "I'm not sure Maya...the evidence certainly points to you, I'll see what I can do" (Maya disapproves, Edgeworth approves)
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I call it Super Lawyer Bros.
EDIT: I need to do this
Judge: "Thank you Mr. Wright, but your client is in another courtroom."
I've heard rumors… Bramimond, one of the eight legends, devoted himself entirely to the dark. All emotion, all memory… dissolved in a river of dark. That is how he received the power to best dragons
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wait nevermind
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"It's never too late to learn that growing old doesn't have to mean growing up. Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind, and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough." -Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
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The murder method can't be found because the police have never encountered it before.
There's a world that can only be reached by walking through a TV screen.
Only a few people have the power to enter that world.
The murders were committed by someone with this power.
He threw his victims into the TV and waited for them to be killed by the Shadows in that world.
Judge: ...
Edgeworth: ...
Phoenix: ...
Court: ...
[gavel whack]
Judge: ... Ahem. Ms. Shirogane, I've seen spirits be channeled in this court before, but even I can't believe something as far-fetched as what you just said.
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The only recipe she ever teaches you is burgers
Also the "recipe" is going to McDonald's and ordering at the counter
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A murder has been committed on the streets tonight. The Nefarious Dr. Wily is clearly to blame but he has rigged every witness into silence.
Now, the Super Justice Lawyer, Phoenix Wright, must progress through six stages armed with only his paperwork and trusty bicycle to reach the Witnesses and force them to confess the truth! Upon defeat each Witness gives up an important piece of evidence to use in the fight against Wily's corruption as each piece of evidence points to a critical weakness in another Witness' testimony.
Wright must piece together all the clues and find his way to Wily in order to uncover the truth.
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"Oh, but this court invited me. The jurors called me forth with praise and tribute."
"Tribute? You're a thief. You steal their souls, their freedom..."
"Freedom is always sacrificed in the name of the law, good lawyer. Or are you truly here by choice?"
"All I'm here for is for you. To hell with your heresy! You're nothing but a blight on the justice system!"
"Ha! The justice system, a cesspit of foolishness and lies! Defend your clients, and die for their sins!"
"It's never too late to learn that growing old doesn't have to mean growing up. Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind, and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough." -Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
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Phoenix: And you are...!?
???: You don't need to know who I am. I think you have other things to be concerning yourself with... Such as...
Maya: Heeelp! Niiiiick!
Pearl: M-Mystic Maya!
Phoenix: Maya...?
???: So, Mr. Wright. Wouldn't you agree that the more important issue is the fate of the girl?
Phoenix: (Her fate? Does he mean what I think he means...?) Maya! Where are you!? Are you hurt!?
???: Come now. Don't fall apart on me yet.
Phoenix: (Th-This... No! This can't be!)
???: Now that I have your attention, Mr. Attorney, I have a modest proposal for you. If you do what I require, then I will return to you your valuable "item" unharmed. ...What is this called again in your fancy lawyer terms?
Phoenix: ..."Kidnapping for ransom"...
???: Yes, that's it. This is a kidnapping.
Pearl: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mystic Maya! Mystic Mayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Phoenix: (M-My sight... Everything's fading away... Maya... Maya... Maya's been kidnapped!)
???: You there? Mr. Wright, are you there?
Phoenix: H-How much!? How much do you want!?
???: Very good, Mr. Attorney. I'm glad you have such a good grasp of the situation.
Phoenix: Hurry up and state your condition! And then return Maya --
???: Money is not what I seek.
Phoenix: ...What?
???: What I want is a certain verdict. I would like a complete acquittal.
Phoenix: Complete acquittal!? Wh-What in the world have you done to need...!?
???: I am not the person you will be representing.
Phoenix: What...?
???: You are currently on the Citadel, are you not? And I know that a Spectre has been accused of treason.
Phoenix: Geth attacked Eden Prime, and Saren Arterius is rumored to have led them...
???: You are, as expected, quite on top of things, Mr. Attorney. Now then. What I want is very simple. I want you to obtain a complete acquittal for Saren Arterius.
Phoenix: S-Saren Arterius? But why?
???: He did not lead the attack. I can attest to that. However...
Phoenix: H-However!? However what!?
???: However, someone is framing him for the attack. A very smart human who is setting him up to take the fall...
Phoenix: ... (If I agree and do what he wants, can I believe he'll keep his end of the bargain!?)
???: You are, of course, at liberty to believe me or not. However, there is one thing you can take as fact. Right now, your very precious "item" is with me, in my possession.
Maya: Mmngnhhh... Heeelp!... Nngmph... NIIIICK!
Phoenix: Maya!
???: You have two days. Of course, tonight, he will be in questioning with the police. But the trial is in two days. At that trial, you will win a not guilty verdict. Remember, you only have one chance. One chance, Mr. Wright.
Phoenix: O-One...!? Y-You expect me to get a not guilty in one trial day!?
???: Yes, exactly. I don't believe I was wrong in choosing you, so don't let me down.
Phoenix: Aagh!
???: Oh, yes, that's right. Now that I am playing the role of the kidnapper, I can't pass up this chance to say, "And don't even think about callin' the cops!" ...Hmm, not great, but you get the idea.
Phoenix: D-Dammit! Who... Who the hell are you!?
???: Alright, I'll tell you that much. My name is... ...Sovereign.
I'll always love you, Max.
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-Travel the world saving innocent clients from hopeless trials!
-Jam to your favorite beats, like "Cross-Examination", "Announce The Truth", and "Cornered"!
-Sing or dance along to the beat! Don't mess up too much or the Judge will lose his patience!
The Real Human Being
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Next Game Is:"Quote Quota" Change one to three words in any famous quote to give them entirely different meanings
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Gettin' Old!
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"Oh, but this court invited me. The jurors called me forth with praise and tribute."
"Tribute? You're a thief. You steal their souls, their freedom..."
"Freedom is always sacrificed in the name of the law, good lawyer. Or are you truly here by choice?"
"All I'm here for is for you. To hell with your heresy! You're nothing but a blight on the justice system!"
"Ha! The justice system, a cesspit of foolishness and lies! Defend your clients, and die for their sins!"
This is gold by the way. Though you should have had a "WHAT IS THE LAW?!"
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"It's never too late to learn that growing old doesn't have to mean growing up. Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind, and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough." -Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
An Enigma Among Humans
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High level play
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The Enigma
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I've heard rumors… Bramimond, one of the eight legends, devoted himself entirely to the dark. All emotion, all memory… dissolved in a river of dark. That is how he received the power to best dragons
I've felt worse.
Gender: None specified
Location: I'm at soup.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:18 pm
Posts: 1706
"It's never too late to learn that growing old doesn't have to mean growing up. Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind, and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough." -Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
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