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Mother says the only witness to her son's murder...Topic%20Title
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...is a parrot.

http://www.kctv5.com/story/32163789/vic ... -to-murder

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"I can't imagine a scenario where a parrot is qualified as a witness in a court of law," said Robert Springstead, Newaygo County Prosecutor.


Just you wait until December, hah!
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Gyakuten$aiban wrote:
...is a parrot.

http://www.kctv5.com/story/32163789/vic ... -to-murder

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"I can't imagine a scenario where a parrot is qualified as a witness in a court of law," said Robert Springstead, Newaygo County Prosecutor.


Just you wait until December, hah!

That prosecutors name even sounds like an AA character name.
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It's almost as timely as the Harlem Shake meme.
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The sad thing is, newaygo county, is in Michigan, a couple counties north from where I live. Michigander pride!
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Its funny...but let's not forget this is a legit murder case with an actual dead person before we go laughing at the novelty of it :P

That said I am burning with fascination to know how they would actually handle this claim. Don't parrots take a while to learn things? Can they really pick up something that quickly?
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Parrots pick up on words really fast, actually.
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Do you see the black one...or the white?

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I await the year 2028 when they allow a convict to prosecute in court, bringing with him his pet hawk.
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dullahan1 wrote:
I await the year 2028 when they allow a convict to prosecute in court, bringing with him his pet hawk.


I'd bomb every courthouse before I allow the law system to actually permit such shenanigans.

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Please don't bomb German courthouses, thanks. I'm pretty sure the rumours about terrorism would get pretty crazy then. Can already see the headlines on the BILD Zeitung. :meekins:
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Viktoria von Karma wrote:
Please don't bomb German courthouses, thanks. I'm pretty sure the rumours about terrorism would get pretty crazy then. Can already see the headlines on the BILD Zeitung. :meekins:


Anyone who reads or believes the BILD is a fucking moron, to put it frank and simple. It's like the worst quality newspaper, when it comes to actual news. Read the Süddeutsche. Or the TZ, at the very least.

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PS: And since this case sounds like 1-4 being ripped off, I was ripping off Dual Destinies with the courthouse bombing. Geez...
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Hey! I'm not reading the BILD...!
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Pierre wrote:
Its funny...but let's not forget this is a legit murder case with an actual dead person before we go laughing at the novelty of it :P

That said I am burning with fascination to know how they would actually handle this claim. Don't parrots take a while to learn things? Can they really pick up something that quickly?

To be fair, I think she's probably a bit off-tilt with grief.

Don't blame her but the prosecutor is probably right and the assertation shouldn't be taken legitimately.
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