--Day 1 Investigation--
Phoenix: (Apparently, E.S.P. is no aid in detecting sarcasm...)
Phoenix: (Apparently, Fey blood is no aid in detecting sarcasm...)
TV: Edgeworth was an up-and-coming prosecution attorney, known for his skill and connections.
TV: Edgeworth was an up-and-coming prosecutor, known for his skill and connections.
Edgeworth: I hoped you wouldn't come. I didn't want you to see me.
Edgeworth: Not like this.
Phoenix: (Hey, I didn't want to see you either, believe me.)
Edgeworth: I hoped you wouldn't come. I didn't want you to see me.
Edgeworth: Not like this.
Phoenix: (I didn't want to see you like this, either. Believe me.)
Phoenix: The lake is a long way away from your offices and the court...
Phoenix: The lake is a long way away from your offices and the courthouse...
Gumshoe: Just you try saying that again!
Gumshoe: I'll... er... I'll make you sorry if you do!
Gumshoe: I mean... just, get outta my face, pal!
Gumshoe: Just you try saying that again!
Gumshoe: I'll... I'll... I'll make you sorry if you do!
Gumshoe: So just... just, get outta my face, pal!
Gumshoe: A cop who arrived on the scene arrested him.
Maya: How did he get there so fast?
Gumshoe: A cop who arrived on the scene arrested him.
Maya: How did they get there so fast?
Maya: You don't think Mr. Edgeworth is a... murderer!?
Maya: You don't think Mr. Edgeworth is a... murderer, do you!?
Gumshoe: Remember the Steel Samurai!
Gumshoe: Remember the Steel Samurai case!?
Gumshoe: You should have heard him talking about you after the Steel Samurai case!
Gumshoe: You should have heard him talking about you after that trial!
Detective Gumshoe gave you directions to the police station.
Directions to the police station received from Detective Gumshoe.
Maya: Huh. Someone left one of those poppers here. You know, you pull the string...
Phoenix: ... and it goes "pop." Yeah, I know the ones. You see them a lot around New Year's.
Maya: Hey, Nick! It might be a clue!
Maya: Let's take it.
Phoenix: C'mon, admit it. You just want to pop it, right?
Maya: Was it that obvious?
Phoenix: (A popper... hmm.)
Phoenix: I suppose it couldn't hurt.
Phoenix: Huh? Where'd it go?
Maya: I already put it in my pocket.
Popper put in pocket.
Maya: Huh. Someone left some poppers here. You know, you pull the string...
Phoenix: ...And it goes "pop." Yeah, I know the ones. You see them a lot around New Year's.
Maya: Hey, Nick! They might be a clue!
Maya: Let's take them.
Phoenix: C'mon, admit it. You just want to pop them, right?
Maya: Was it that obvious?
Phoenix: (Poppers... hmm.)
Phoenix: I suppose it couldn't hurt.
Phoenix: Huh? Where'd they go?
Maya: Into my pocket.
Poppers put in pocket.
Phoenix: Maybe it isn't set to respond to voices?
Maya: Well what then? I know!
Phoenix: The party popper...?
Phoenix: Maybe it isn't set to respond to voices?
Maya: Well what then? These things?
Phoenix: The party poppers...?
Maya: It started moving all by itself when I fired my party popper...
Lotta: Oh that? That triggers the shutter whenever it detects certain sounds.
Maya: Your camera went off all by itself when I fired my party popper...
Lotta: Oh that? That mic triggers the shutter whenever it detects certain sounds.
Maya: Looks like the police have given up their questioning.
Maya: Looks like the police have given up their interviewing.
Phoenix: Hey, Larry.
Phoenix: There was a murder here last night...
Phoenix: You work here. Have you heard anything?
Phoenix: Hey, Larry.
Phoenix: There was a murder here last night...
Phoenix: And since you work here... Have you heard anything?
Butz: Studying all the time, trying to "be like his father."
Butz: Studying all the time, trying to "be like father."
Butz: Check it out. This is an article from yesterday's paper. There's a photo!
Butz: Check it out. This is an article from yesterday's newspaper. There's a photo!
Phoenix: (Then again, I was only in the same class as him for 4th grade.)
Phoenix: (Then again, I really only got to know him in 4th grade.)
--Day 2 Trial--
Edgeworth: Don't jinx this case any worse than it already is!
Edgeworth: Don't jinx this case any more than it already is!
Judge: O-order! I will remove you from the court if I do not have order immediately!
Judge: O-order! I will remove people from this courtroom if I do not have order immediately!
Judge: That is all. The court is adjourned.
Judge: That is all. This court is adjourned.
--Day 2 Investigation--
Gumshoe: Though you did save Edgeworth, I guess...
Gumshoe: Though you did save Mr. Edgeworth, I guess...
Gumshoe: And him becoming a lawyer...
Gumshoe: And him becoming a prosecutor...
Gumshoe: Edgeworth, he was so moved I saw his lip trembling.
Gumshoe: Mr. Edgeworth, he was so moved I saw his lip trembling.
Butz: What happened with Edgeworth?
Butz: What happened with Edgey?
Phoenix: What was that big... thing up there before?
Phoenix: When did you get that big... thing?
Maya: Poor Edgeworth...
Maya: Poor Mr. Edgeworth...
Maya: He ignored me!
Maya: It ignored me!
(Referring to Polly)
Gumshoe: So... I'm afraid I can't show them to you, either.
Gumshoe: So... I'm afraid I can't show them to you, either, pal.
Phoenix: The incident took place in the elevator of the district court.
Maya: What!?
Maya: Is this the same district court where we're holding the trial now!?
Phoenix: The incident took place in the elevator of the district courthouse.
Maya: What!?
Maya: Is this the same district courthouse where we're holding the trial now!?
--Day 3 Trial--
Butz: I looked out over the lake, but I didn't notice the boat.
Butz: I looked out over the lake, but I didn't see a boat.
Butz: I remember exactly what the DJ was saying when I heard it, too.
Phoenix: What did he say?
Butz: I remember exactly what the DJ was saying when I heard it, too.
Phoenix: What did she say?
Judge: I'll allow the question only if you see some reason why we should care...?
Judge: I'll allow the question only if you see some reason why we should care.
Karma: Explain who this is sitting on the boat!
Karma: Explain who the two men on the boat are!
Phoenix: May I suggest... That the real scene of the crime was not in a boat!
Phoenix: May I suggest... That the real scene of the crime was not on a boat!
--Day 3 Investigation--
Phoenix: It was the beginning of Spring, 4th grade.
Phoenix: It was the very end of 3rd grade.
Phoenix: You remember, Larry? Spring, 4th grade?
Phoenix: A kid in my class got his lunch money stolen.
Phoenix: You remember, Larry? Spring, end of 3rd grade?
Phoenix: A kid in our class got his lunch money stolen.
"Give me back the 50 cents I loaned you!" "Hey, did you rob that bank the other day?"
"Gimme back the 50 cents I loaned you!" "Hey, did you rob that bank the other day?"
Phoenix: I tried to apologize. I went over to where the boy was sitting...
Phoenix: I tried to apologize. I went over to where the boy whose money had been stolen was sitting...
Phoenix: After that, the three of us were always friends.
Phoenix: After that, the three of us were the best of friends.
Maya: I guess Larry's been too busy with the trial to show up for work...
Maya: I guess Larry's been too busy worrying about Mr. Edgeworth to show up for work...
Maya: Your lunch money was stolen, wasn't it? In 4th grade...?
Maya: Your lunch money was stolen, wasn't it? In 3rd grade...?
Edgeworth: That was the crux of Yogi's argument in court.
Edgeworth: That was the crux of Yogi's attorney's argument in court.
Put DL-6 Bullet in pocket.
DL-6 Bullet stashed in pocket.
--Final Day Trial--
Phoenix: (I thought the judge would have heard of it... it was such a famous case.)
Phoenix: (It figures the judge would have heard of it... it was such a famous case.)
Karma: Perhaps you'd like to cross-examine the parrot for a little comic relief, hmm?
Karma: Perhaps you'd like to cross-examine his parrot for a little comic relief, hmm?
Phoenix: ("Cross-examine the parrot"?)
Phoenix: ("Cross-examine his parrot"?)
Phoenix: (Remember... two days ago...)
Phoenix: (As I recall... two days ago...)
Gumshoe: I just don't believe it, pal!
Gumshoe: I just don't believe it, sir!
Judge: Then, I would like to resume our trial.
Judge: Now then, I would like to resume our trial.
Judge: I see...
Phoenix: But that doesn't make sense!
Judge: I see...
Phoenix: No, Your Honor, unfortunately, you don't.
Maya: Oh no... He's confessing...
Maya: Oh no... He's accepted the guilt...
Judge: So the criminal took the second bullet? Why would he?
Judge: So the criminal took the second bullet? But why?
Judge: First of all, how would he have found it?
Judge: First of all, how would they have found it?
Karma: Mr. Chief Prosecutor... I am sorry.
Karma: Chief Prosecutor... I am sorry.
Maya: You got a lot to learn, Edgeworth!
Phoenix: (Dear, dear...)
Maya: You got a lot to learn, Edgeworth!
Phoenix: (She's got you there...)
Butz: She's leaving me behind!!!
Phoenix: (Larry, Larry...)
Butz: She's leaving me behind!!!
Phoenix: (Should've seen that coming...)
Edgeworth: Larry took the day off, but he was bored, he came in to school anyway.
Edgeworth: Larry took the day off, but he was bored, so he came in to school anyway.
Edgeworth: Well, I'd call you a goody-two-shoes to the extreme.
Edgeworth: Well, you have always been something of an insufferable emotionalist.
Maya: So... bye.
Phoenix: Bye.
Maya: So... this is it.
Phoenix: See you soon, Maya.