Gender: Female
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:34 am
Posts: 50
I'll start it off
I understand.
I just decided that Phoenix/Edgeworth is HAWT and Phoenix and Maya suck a**!
*silence*
dinners on me!
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Fuck you Nick
Coffee is the worst shit I've ever tasted
Texas is gay.
I got a raise
Gender: None specified
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:21 pm
Posts: 407
I love you wright.
I am poor give me your @#$%ing money!!!!
I love abusing my father.And that's all I've come up with...
anything at all
you all
of coarse I love my job
anything normal I hate burgers and miso ramen
Edgeworth, please. I am trying to read this book.
Ack, Edgeworth!
Colour monkey supreme
Gender: None specified
Location: Markham, Ontario
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:00 pm
Posts: 472
I'm going on a diet!!!! 
Hair hair hair hair, hair hair hair~! Grow it, show it, long as Gawd can grow it, my hair! *bricked for musical reference
Would you like fries with that?
Whip it goooood!
What up foo~!
meow 
woof
all your base are belong to us 
Big pimpin, spend de Gs
row row row your boat...
In the naaavvvyyy~
Boi-ong-ong-ongueuue~
Peekaboo!
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
I~ don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day!
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Your lack of faith disturbs me.
Gender: Female
Location: In a corner, doubled over with pain.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:55 pm
Posts: 142
1+1=2
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE MOSQUITOS!?!?!?!
I thought I told you that I was a perv?
Word.
I love you. Really.
I know what you are thinking! But it was Angie's patient, not mine!
Thanks Vickinator!
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2603
I hate that f****ing Steel Samurai! I am poor, you pay for your own goddamn camera!
I love you, Wright.
Plenty more fish in the sea.... (to ): After the trial, can I whip you? Screw you, Nick.
Surprisingly, not a foolish fool.
Gender: Male
Location: Canada. Cold place.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:57 pm
Posts: 143
I'm full.
I am so totally NOT a lesbian.*Shot*
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:32 pm
Posts: 35
I dont want to point at people anymore I hate this f****g cravat
Im just to much good person with my employs
Im the king of prosecution!
Perfecction is for pussys!! what the f**k is a whip?
Judge, wright , edgeworth
Unprofessional Procrastinator
Gender: Female
Location: *insert witty location here*
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:29 pm
Posts: 123
: I never liked rock, I prefered Jazz
: of Course I for give you Zakku for firing me as your attorney
: im poor
: im not a pervert
: don't worry I cant do things by myself
: im a good girl
I hate moneymore to come later
This post is now 20% cooler!
Gender: Male
Location: Wut?
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:37 am
Posts: 1553
I love the weather Girl, especially when she screws up.
Duh. How do you spell the letter "A".
Great! Awesome! Sweet!
Ah.. Old age is great, like the scent of not-so-fresh Limes.
Ask about my avatar for a chilling story
Gender: Male
Location: Ohio, the King of America
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:56 pm
Posts: 998
No, you can call her maya. Hell, you can call her Tweeka, I don't give a shit, you dumbass.
That's scary.
Let's go watch some TV.
Actually, that was just smoke and mirrors.
Wright, just give up. He did it, it's so fucking obvious!
Let's go watch Rambo and eat steak and shoot stuff and oogle women!
Uh... I don't like you!
So, here's how everything went down. See, the boat was here, right? But the boat owner was here!
Hello there! Would you like some candy and niceness?
Oh, sure. I'll tell you everything!
But I burn, Mr. A!
Gender: None specified
Location: in the south y'all!
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:36 am
Posts: 28
-shot for Avenue Q reference-
You are my HERO.
Coffee? I prefer tea. Caffine free tea at that. I won a case! If ANYONE gets those 1776 ones....you are awesome beyond belief.
Gender: Male
Location: The Netherlands
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:45 pm
Posts: 71
I plead not guilty. Alright, I'll not bring my whip tomorrow in court. Tea? Nah, I'll have a fizzy soda pop instead. So, uhm.. how should I put this.. I'm actually, ahem, gay. Yes, homosexual, hm. Mr. Wright, you will refrain from doing the chickendance in court. You almost got me dancing too.
I'll pay dinner this time! Screw scientific investigation, just take the evidence and leave.
Argh, I thought my toupet would stick on my head using this new glue.That's all folks. Now let's hope I'm not going to get shot by Skye/Andrews fans. :(
*edited some times because the smilies didn't display inside the spoilerboxes
I had lost my CR password for a while... but I'm back >_>
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Gender: None specified
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:21 pm
Posts: 407
I learned the secret of life I actually want to help someone I am on the prosecutor's side!
Tiger Tank = BOOM
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:53 am
Posts: 30
I'm in your base killing your dudes
Your lack of faith disturbs me.
Gender: Female
Location: In a corner, doubled over with pain.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:55 pm
Posts: 142
-Employment needed. Equal oppurtunity. Must
-know how to type
-know how to use a computer
-be bilingual
So...
Missle comes up and gets Maya. He paws at the sign.
: You want a job? : Bark. : Uh...ok. Nick! : What? Missle wants a job. : Oh, God. Bring him in. : You want a job, huh? It does say equal oppurtunity... : Bark. : Okay, but it says you must know how to type.Missle creates a beautiful short story.
: Er...um, okay. But you must know how to use a computer, too.Missle creates a Powerpoint presentation.
: Oh, yeah? Well, you have to be bilingual! Can you do that!? : Meow.
Thanks Vickinator!
Gender: Male
Location: The Shadow Realm
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:37 pm
Posts: 1320
I'm Duke Nukem. I've got balls of steel! Now what new exotic car shall I buy today?
*Insert a funny joke here* Blackmail is wrong! Be like me! Honest Redd White!
Man, check out that guy's HOT ASS!
Damn, this is one GOOD STEAK! MATT ENGARDE HAS A HOTTER ASS THAN JUAN CORRIDA! Vegas, here I come! It's ok, you're only human... Let's skips the formalities, shall we?
Remember, young girls, chastity is always the way to go... Meow!
Gender: Male
Location: Wut?
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:37 am
Posts: 1553
Why Hello! Jolly good day Mr. Wright. I run a bait shop.
fuck drawing!
Fuck Trilo! I'm not playing with a goddamned puppet! All of you guys are suck dick! Especially Acro! I wonder if there's Coffee on the sun. I'd drink it all if there was.
NO! I WON A CASE!
Attorney-In-Training
Gender: Female
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:09 am
Posts: 39
Please don't clap in the courtroom while we're in the middle of a testimony. It's so rude! I get motion sickness easily, y'know. Wha...? Coffee? Sorry man, I don't drink that stuff. Not a fan of caffiene. Dang it, I have a girlfriend and she's... a MODEL. [horror music here?] OBJECTION!!
I'm gonna go get waxed today! Sorry, I don't want to join you for a swim. Not a big fan of the pool. I wish I could snap. *Tries to and fails.* I prefer not to point at people. It's impolite, you know. I'm so not emo on the inside...
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2603
Secretly, I am actually 46, not 26. It's OK - you can have your badge back. I'm fed up with giving prosecutors an unfair advantage. From now on, everyone will be punished equally. Burgers? What are they? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Fuck you, Gant.
Unprofessional Procrastinator
Gender: Female
Location: *insert witty location here*
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:29 pm
Posts: 123
: I LOVE YOU REGINA!!!
I hate Waitresses and I got a job!
What's a "computer"
im not dead.... I love you, Wright!!!1
Me and Juan are bestest Friends ^_^
F**K you April!!*in posh accsent* Good Morning Mr.Wright, Great day we're having, are we not?
This post is now 20% cooler!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:32 pm
Posts: 35
I actually like yaoi Nobody can press me The monopoly guy and me are totally diferent
>_>
Gender: Male
Location: The rainy paradise known as...England.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sun May 27, 2007 10:16 pm
Posts: 994
Queen Of The Mods
Gender: Female
Location: England, the land of scones and Doctor Who.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:54 pm
Posts: 836
>_>
Gender: Male
Location: The rainy paradise known as...England.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sun May 27, 2007 10:16 pm
Posts: 994
Yet another topic that must be locked, eh?
*sigh*
The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
Gender: Male
Location: The land of Leprechauns and alcoholism.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:15 pm
Posts: 4848
Ayup, ayup
Gender: Female
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:53 pm
Posts: 75
If ANYONE gets those 1776 ones....you are awesome beyond belief.
I thought I was the only one who liked 1776.
...ayup.
Look at the location
Gender: Female
Location: Look at the title
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:31 am
Posts: 636
Why am I dressed like I want to ride this strange motorcycle that's in front of me? I need to start acting more feminine! Teeheehee! I am actually..............................................................BISEXUAL!
Hey Maya! Guess what?! What? You know that gay chef?! Well...I am now his concubine! He is a pimp! WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2603
A whip, eh? Kinky. I could use this. Secretly Nick, I am in love with you.:powers: I used to be a lady.
Gender: Female
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:52 am
Posts: 65
WOO HOO! I'm rich!!! WOOF! Nah, I don't like chicks, I'm gay!
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2603
I am homosexual.. hmmm. yes... Now I can finally get out of this dumb costume! I'm sick of wearing it.
Never knows best
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:54 am
Posts: 6
-> I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL -> ...Testicles...
-> THE GOOGLES...THEY DO NOTHING!
I like a man with a big ... vocabulary.
Gender: Female
Location: Made in England (More Tea, Vicar?)
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:20 pm
Posts: 1193
I blame Edgeworth
...
Gender: Female
Location: UK
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:48 pm
Posts: 137
Burgers are so unhealthy.... Nobody's perfect.. Always look on the bright side of life!:bell boy: I think I'll put this tea set down...
:mia fey: Today I'll wear a knee-length skirt and a rollneck jumper...
Sal Manella: What's 'texting'?
Suzumiya Haruhi: Ace Attorney
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:53 pm
Posts: 188
I was supposed to be the lead in this game, but I got a gig as a cop and later on a salesman. I took that instead. Same here, but I got a job as a surgeon, and not a cop or salesman!
Who put coffee in my cup?! I always drink TEA! I'm straight. I'm not lesbian for Franziska. What are you guys talking about?
I seized fate by the neck alright...
Gender: Female
Location: Stalking K'.
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:39 pm
Posts: 516
"Mattie's my bestest friend in the whole world!" "...I'm not going to consult anyone. I know everything that my hairdresser and my manager and the pizza guy don't..."
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:42 am
Posts: 3459
I hate cats! Especially big ones!
Umm... Maya, I'm gay. YAY! NICK'S GAY! I hate hamburgers! Lets just skip lunch, okay?
Who gives a fuck about science?! You're guilty, but I'm going to get you declared innocent by having Maya and Ema forge fake evidence! Nick really doesn't like Maya in that sort of way.... I'm a fool for using this stupid goddamn fucking whip. I'm all happy and cheery today! Okay, let me write this down. "Fuck... off... you... stupid... bitch." Hey! Please stop this. Innuendo is so offensive.
Nick, you really shouldn't kiss me. I'm in Pearl's body so it would make you a pedophile. Maya, you are the most unattractive girl I've met.
I wanna roll with the gangstas! I OWNED YO ASS TODAY! Man, I really love it when the weather girl is wrong.EDIT: WOW THIS IS AN OLD POST. I'm surprised anyone still reads it.
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I like a man with a big ... vocabulary.
Gender: Female
Location: Made in England (More Tea, Vicar?)
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:20 pm
Posts: 1193
Give it up Phoenix, you suck at law. At weekends, my name is Susan! I'm going on a diet. Woof!
I'm really a cringeworthy racial stereotype but who's counting?
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