Ask about my avatar for a chilling story
Gender: Male
Location: Ohio, the King of America
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BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY FTEW!!!!
Proud PxM shipper.
Gender: Female
Location: A dark scary place with enchanted creatures.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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First rate universities?! I believe we should all be in equal universities!
There's no relationship between Mr. Nick and Mystic Maya!
The days of my youth smell nothing like fresh lemons, but they do smell like rotten limes.
Click sig to go to my sig thread. If you would like one, you may request. Devoted Phoenix and Maya shipper. Also a Diego and Mia shipper.My fanfic thread. Law, Lust, and Coffee currently ongoing (Miego).
Ask about my avatar for a chilling story
Gender: Male
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...*touches the top of a jukebox**screen goes silent and black*
By the wy, if you get this, year's supply of cookies.
Mock Lawyer
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Location: My United States of Whatever
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1013
: My Client is SO FUCKING 
You Need To Click This Now!
I'm Tails' apprentice (possible with a British accent)
Full-Time Attorney
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:10 pm
Posts: 18
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
C'mon, that guy in the frilly pink out fit, ISN'T gay!
Mew!
I don't enjoy this, I don't enjoy this...
Of course, I died in a car accident!
Miles Worth
Gender: Male
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:48 pm
Posts: 11
I a very lucky girl.
I in the prossecution side, I will channel Manfred Von Karma to help Franziska.
I hate Edgey-poo.
I will give the judge a massage.
Now I see it...Zvarri! I'm a stupid. I really Keith and I really MegMore later
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
OBJECTION! THE ONLY REASON EDGEWORTH WANTS MY CLIENT GUILTY IS THAT HE HAS A BIGGER WANG! You're client is Maya. Oops!
Lovely Rita
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2603
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY FTEW!!!!
FTEW?
Have a cookie :D
e × e = e²
Gender: Male
Location: God Less America
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2289
Meow
Gender: Male
Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:30 pm
Posts: 141
I can't believe I didn't make the commercial! I even stayed up all night practicing my lines! Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to...
It's fun to stay at the YMCA! It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. Luckily, Phoenix thinks I can read them.
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
Hm... yes... that is very nice. Very... attractive. That's the victim! She's dead! You think I didn't know that? Hm... yes.
My girl didn't dump me today! Sir! Permission to kill Meekins, sir!
Permission granted. I can walk!
Who the Hell crapped on me?!
I never knew that Shoe's food tasted so good.
Phoenix! You ruined my perfect win record!
Hey Nick! I just got fucked by Sal Manela!
Sexxorz roxxorz!
Lovely Rita
Surprisingly, not a foolish fool.
Gender: Male
Location: Canada. Cold place.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:57 pm
Posts: 143
Hey Nick! I just got fucked by Sal Manela! Sexxorz roxxorz!Oh, God... memories of life-scarring doujin... returning... the pain...
They pelt you with Timbits for that in Canada, eh. I understand the situation in full.
Team Stepladder
Gender: Male
Location: Nowhere, right outside Downtown
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:50 pm
Posts: 283
They pelt you with Timbits for that in Canada, eh.I lol'd.
Today is the luckiest day ever!
Man, I suck at guitar...
Like, how are, like, you? Yo, Nick. I'm alive!
I can speak perfect English, and I'm not really French!
Dude... stfu, will you?
Oh, I'm so sorry! Did I hurt your feelings?
I know I can't marry a doll, silly. And my father was an s.o.b. Stupid daddy!
I HATE scientific investigation! Wingin's the way to go! I only drink coffee because it helps me kick kittens.
I hate you, Phoenix. You too, Terry and Diego. But I LOVE you, Grossberg! Pearly, get the hell away from me. Maya, you first. Yes, my client is guilty. Yes, his client is innocent. I don't give a damn about you, Phoenix. Or cases. I just love my mask, which can ONLY see red.
Oh, Nick. When will you ever learn?
Meow
Gender: Male
Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:30 pm
Posts: 141
Hey, everyone! I finally have my driver's license!
Do you see the black one...or the white?
Gender: Male
Location: IN SPACE!
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 6664
The kids just absolutely love my face! I am positively gorgeous. Screw being the Steel Samurai, I'm going to be a model! No hiding this gorgeous face behind a mask!
I feel the same
Team Stepladder
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Location: Nowhere, right outside Downtown
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OH GOD, EVERYONE GET OFF THE SIDEWALKS, STAY AWAY FROM THE STREETS!
Oh, Nick. When will you ever learn?
Meow
Gender: Male
Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:30 pm
Posts: 141
HELP ME, MIA! Sorry, Phoenix. I have no idea what to do. I guess I'm just another pretty face...
Team Stepladder
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Location: Nowhere, right outside Downtown
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Sorry, Phoenix. I have no idea what to do. I guess I'm just another pretty face...
I love the coffee at the Tres Bien. And I don't like the uniforms. Too revealing - why not get a nice long dress?
LET'S GET NAKED!
Oh, Nick. When will you ever learn?
I can't believe its me either!
Gender: Male
Location: Unknown. (Seriously, Where am I?)
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:24 pm
Posts: 874
"screw science"
"i'm rich!"
"I hate coffee"
"I'm not dating a model" "Actually, I am refreshing like a spring breeze"
"I would have gotten away with it too. If it weren't for you meddling kids" "I lost weight"
"I don't feel like swimming today"
"I'm smart" "what is leet?"
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:42 am
Posts: 3459
Hey Nick! I just killed Pearly today! YAY!
Can they lower your wage until you make negative money? Where you OWE your boss for working? Let's make out Pearl! HELL YEAH! Sir! Permission to replace sir with big bastard, sir!
What? No Franny was not at my house,... whipping my breasts,... licking my- Oops! Lost my train of thought there!
Nick! It's too big to fit there! Maybe I shouldn't have taken natural male enhancement pills...
Yo Mama's so stupid, she ran herself over! 
Bad dog! I've been constipated for 8 years! So that's why you smell like crap all the time. That's why I'm so attracted to him! What? They canceled the Steel Samurai? HOW COULD THEY?! Sheesh. Who cares. Ooh. Very interesting. Does that creep have to watch, Adrian? It makes me uncomfortable.
Lovely Rita
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2603
Er.. Phoenix? What? My face is up here.
Zoinks
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1914
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resident lurker
Gender: Female
Location: Deep Darkness
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Posts: 253
I lied to protect my Feenie. Was this wrong?
lol
Gender: Female
Location: lol
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:42 am
Posts: 371
there is so no contridiction let's go to the club I love hot guys
I so don't look like a TV set i'm gangsta
Emo? I don't hog the screen! I'm no pedophile 
How about Dinner instead?
let's go shop for $1.00 things!
I fuckin' don't smoke pot Mediums are gay. Let's go pimpn' who cares about the truth? I'l combing my hair!
I understand.
Let's go shopping!All I could think of right now..
Zoinks
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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OBJECTION!
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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Let's make out! What's may-king out? For a kid, you sure are dumb!
lol
Gender: Female
Location: lol
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 371
I love communism!
OBJECTION!
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Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Proud PxM shipper.
Gender: Female
Location: A dark scary place with enchanted creatures.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:03 am
Posts: 1516
Click sig to go to my sig thread. If you would like one, you may request. Devoted Phoenix and Maya shipper. Also a Diego and Mia shipper.My fanfic thread. Law, Lust, and Coffee currently ongoing (Miego).
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:42 am
Posts: 3459
I'm feeling like tom toe, riding the pinto, trying to chase the lone ranger down. I wasn't responsible for Dr. Grey's death! Yes, you were. I can't figure it out. I keep of trying to give Nick hints with all my niceness and such. Oh! I could help there! Men must be made to submit. Get a whip and torture them. *whips Edgeworth* Come on. Let's have hot sex or I'll whip you. Yes, master. *sigh* I am emo, hear me roar!
Note: Maya must have a super-metabolism to stay so skinny after eating so much.
Beer always helps us come up with our outlandish theories. Thank you for getting Morgan in jail Nick. I hated her. Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! You lost! Haha!
But we just lost the case.
Oh damn it! I forgot! Who believes in science? I'm into fortune telling myself.
So Nick. Does it still hurt when you pee?
....Yes.
Are you certain we should be doing this? It would be fornicating Maya's body... No, she's been done before. Huh? By me.
If you dare say something good about the South, I'm gonna use an SMG on yo ASS, motherfucker!
I'm a severe masochist, in case you didn't know!
Wow. A penis on my forehead. Yummy. Tampons taste so good! Dummy say what? WHAT?! Exactly!
.... He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! No sorry mate. I was only resting.
Lovely Rita
OBJECTION!
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Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2603
LMAO at the Python "ex-parrot" joke :D
LET'S GO SWIMMING!!!
Gender: Male
Location: Tokoyodelic, Venus
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:57 am
Posts: 39
STFU, Karma! I'm the one running this court!
The court is a serious place! I think its time you watched the sexual harassment video again... Hey, Phoenix! Stop staring at Franziska. She is a respectable woman!
I'm a crappy-ass magician. It's a wonder people can sit through my shows.
Why the hell does everyone care so much about Bradley?!? He has nothing do to with me!
Phoenix: Objection! Aw, crap.
OBJECTION!
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Gratuitous violence is MY forte! Wow! You're so hot! Want to make out?! Thank you, and sure. Mmm... I would really like some milk. Really? From your two large jugs. *gets shot* Sir! Permission to die, sir!
Oops! I forgot my clothes! And so did Maya. Yes. Hm. and Pearl. WOW! BOOBIES ROXXORZ! Franziska, would you stop your fucking jokes?! This is a court of law. Oh I've got one. What do you call a stiff in a court room? The judge, am I right?! That's it. Phoenix won. Please leave Franziska. I really miss Manfred. You can see him anytime! Just draw a pentagram, with candles lit at every point, and say "Come, Manfred Von Karma" three times, and then sacrifice a cat. No, that's the first thing I tried! I really have a great mind. I was declared smartest person at my university. It included the professors as well.
Lovely Rita
OBJECTION!
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Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
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That's it, Von Karma. STFU and leave. You think you're so big.. well, I have THIS gavel, and I run the court, so nyer. And your daughter should learn some manners too.
Erm.. yes of course. You're quite right. Carry on. Sir! When I am watching court proceedings, I secretly like to.... pleasure myself.
Look at the location
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You'll need this. Your scrunchie? My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish. You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap-dance after the final. Yeah - luckily.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Mia, I HATE YOU! I'm not gay! I just choose to wear girly colors! I really need a haircut. I really need a head cut.
I'm not going to take pictures anymore! What is sex-ual int-er-course? Ya what is that Nick? *Oh no.* What this? *Licks it up* Mmm... now I'm all thirsty for this. That was blood! Really?! Where can I get some more?! I'm really outgoing and fearless usually, you know that? I'm sorry! What's evidence?! This is the last time I'll explain it. I've been looking for something to do ever since I realized Sodoku doesn't involve ritualistic suicide!
Lovely Rita
Gender: Male
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 965
Maya...I love you! Pearly I dont wanna play anymore! I love you so much Adrian...seriously ah screw these cards you can have them :D A LOAN SHARK IS AFTER ME!
lol
Gender: Female
Location: lol
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 371
I should really get contacts. I love lions. I watch Sex in the City.
I have hair.
Magic is like so totally lame. Coffee sucks. Tea is better. Tea sucks. Coffee is better. Want to change channels?
My hair so doesn't looks like yellow lettuce. Diet pills don't work.
Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! I'm so lucky!
Roar. I don't care what you think. I like the east better. I'm so cutting your salary.
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