Meow
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AAAHH!!! Mr. Phoenix Wright! Stop whipping me!
Only if you get on your knees and open your mouth! 
Scooby Doo! Where are you!?
Ober heer!
hate WWWS: wicked witch of witness stand
Gender: Male
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:07 pm
Posts: 23
a mister wright your first objection of the day and for once im not bluffing
what!!!*spits out coffe faints*
who are you and what have you done with the real nick
i made a smiley because sigs are for squares ( lame excuse for no paintshop skillz)
Matta!!!!
Gender: Female
Location: The Great Country of Snow!...no not Russia!...Canada^^''
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:24 pm
Posts: 44
Everthing....must..be ...RED I only believe in the power of peace...and love!^^ 
shut up and get out with mystic maya already! & 
: I'm gay XD
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!! 
I'm Basil, press any buttons to continue
And that is why I think grammar and syntax are some of the most important parts of the human being...
hey baby! wanna see my big cinnamon buns? XD
I think I'm starting to be a bit too rich pal...
Meow
Gender: Male
Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Posts: 141
Please insert 25 cents or your transaction will be disconnected.
Ask about my avatar for a chilling story
Gender: Male
Location: Ohio, the King of America
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 998
A fatal exception OE has occurred at 0137:BFFA21C9. The current application will be terminated.* Press any key to terminate the current application.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved data information in all applications.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:01 am
Posts: 22
Hai gus, I maed a progrem, u clik a buton and it seys "helo world"! COOL RYT? I'm okay with Mr. Nick being within a mile from other women. I've just got this visor for the lulz. It's a fashion thing.
I love my job. Get the fuck out of my turf, shitface!
To be honest, I have something against homosexuals. *Anything that doesn't scare the fuck out of you*
Ms. Von Karma, fuck you. I don't give a shit about your empty threats of lowering my salary, you're just a little fucking pussy and you've got no authority at all.
Meow
Gender: Male
Location: United States
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:30 pm
Posts: 141
HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:42 am
Posts: 3459
Error: Program voice_recognition.exe has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down. Say "OK". Ok. ... Ok. ...
Ok. ... THEY FUCKING SAID OKAY ALREADY, YOU FOOLISH MACHINE!!! I see trees of green, red roses too,I see 'em bloom, for me and you,
and I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
I don't need a girlfriend! I can just do myself! My sentiments exactly. I love you Nick! I want to go in bed and play with your penis! Why? I could just play with it myself!
SAVE A HORSE! (RIDE A COWBOY!)
Exactly!
Welcome to a world of Payne, Mr. Wright. Maggey's here? Aw shit I hate her. SAVE A HORSE! (RIDE AN ASIAN!) Exactly! Mr. Wright's client is SO FUCKING INNOCENT! No he's SO FUCKING GUILTY! Just ignore me, I'll only agree with the most recent speaker. You shouldn't be ignored. By God, you're right! You should be ignored. By God, you're right! Nick, of course I can help you pay the rent! I have more money than I know what to do with!
Oh... so that's what fuh-kkk means. Yes! It's a very useful word! I always say "Nick, will you fuck me?" and I always get some!
Yes Nick. I totally forgot what fingerprints were! You? Forget about scientific investigation?! HAHAHAHAHA! What? I don't care too much about science in investigation. MY BRAIN HURTS!
OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED KENNY!
YOU BASTARDS!
I'm tired of all this sex on the telly, I mean, I keep fallin' off! Okay honey. Sex anywhere you want it! Maya, is the occult always Satanic? You bet! ALL HAIL SATAN! Yipee-ka-yay motherfucker! SAVE A PERSON! (RIDE A CORPSE!) Exactly! Would you stop making jokes about Save a Horse! (Ride a Cowboy!) Who's joking? Not me. Certainly not me.
Lovely Rita
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2603
(to 
) Grow the fuck up. Stop sucking up to Adrian. Sucking her what? Say what dude?
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:42 am
Posts: 3459
Oh my. How could anyone eat all this food?*Purple streak runs across and empties the table*
Burp!
I'm so perfect! I'm perfect too, aren't I Daddy? Of course you are!
I'm emo. Hahah! Emos are so stupid! I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a man.
Hahah! What do you call a stiff in a court room? Franziska Von Karma!
Nick, I hate you. I've decided to be a punk!
Maya, I'm impotent.
Does this smilie make my face look fat? Iron maiden! Excellent! Excuse me, but this is a real iron maiden. You get inside and you bleed.
Edgeworth... is... sad... how... to... make... him... more... happy...? Oh,... fuck... him.... Yay!
No! I didn't mean that! Don't resist! *grabs Ema* *sprays Luminol in Edgeworth's eyes* Did you like that?
Hell yeah! It's kinky!
Lovely Rita
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2603
Does by bum look big in this? (as Mr. Burns): Excellent.
Gender: None specified
Location: England
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:55 am
Posts: 223
: Noittcegbo
Proud PxM shipper.
Gender: Female
Location: A dark scary place with enchanted creatures.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:03 am
Posts: 1516
*sob* What's wrong, Acro? R-R-Regina...........she broke up with me! I'm madly in love with her, though!! Maybe you should do what the rest of us do when that happens. W-What's that? Become gay.
Click sig to go to my sig thread. If you would like one, you may request. Devoted Phoenix and Maya shipper. Also a Diego and Mia shipper.My fanfic thread. Law, Lust, and Coffee currently ongoing (Miego).
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
Hey, I finally got a date with that new secretary! Urge... to... kill... rising... I'm so perfect, you don't even know I'm perfect! I won a case today!
Damn it! These fucking new-fangled guns won't work. Uh... Nick? Yes? What's a book?
Did you know that the first edition of the Steel Samurai cards had an error on the card where one microscopic red dot was on the Steel Samurai's spear? No. Boy! For a kid you sure are dumb! Sheesh, Pearly everyone knows that you newb!
This suit is killing me! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE! Phoenix's outrageous theories can only be the result of whiskey.
Lovely Rita
e × e = e²
Gender: Male
Location: God Less America
Rank: Ace Attorney
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We can a priori and prior to all given objects have a knowledge of those conditions on which alone experience of them is possible, but never of the laws to which things may in themselves be subject without reference to possible experience.
Lack of sleep sucks...
Gender: Male
Location: Between the Stairway to Heaven and the Highway to Hell.
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:54 pm
Posts: 293
Oh, sure Mr. Sawit, I'll take your case. I find the defendant RETARDED.
Say huh? I find the defendant EMO. & 
HEY! I find the defendant IMPERFECT.
NOOOOOO! I find the defendant TOTALY HOT. 
Does that make me not guilty? No.
HEY! I find the defendant NOT A COWBOY. HEY! They shoot you for that in Mexi... I mean Texas! I find the defendant MASSIVLY FAT.
LEMONS!!!!!!! I find the defendant...
WE GET IT!!!!!!!
Aww, one more? sigh.. Fine. U G L Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALABY YOU UGLY! THATS IT!!! *tackles judge and beats the everloving snot out of him.*
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
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Why is it that I eat and eat fatty foods but I never get fat? Why is it that I only eat lemons and I get fat?
Lovely Rita
Pigeon seeds!
Gender: Male
Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 19
All I want is the truth.
Congratulations, Maya, you are the new master. Look at this cool hi-tech ultra gaming device I got yesterday!
Gender: Female
Location: Finlalaland~
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:54 am
Posts: 1001
I lied to protect my Feenie. Was this wrong?
What you did is called "perjury" and it is a very serious--Perjury is *at least* mentioned twice in TnT. In 3-1, and...
And once in 1-5. Yay for good memory.
Proud PxM shipper.
Gender: Female
Location: A dark scary place with enchanted creatures.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:03 am
Posts: 1516
I'm one of Mr. Corrida's stuffed bear gifts.
I come from Mars. I have a headache.
Click sig to go to my sig thread. If you would like one, you may request. Devoted Phoenix and Maya shipper. Also a Diego and Mia shipper.My fanfic thread. Law, Lust, and Coffee currently ongoing (Miego).
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
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My name is Phoenix Wrong, because I always get my client guilty. I don't smile... because I'm a emo. The reason why my bread grow like this because I don't look stupid. Fuck me Nick, I'm horny. Mr Nick, It's ok to have sex in front with Mystic Maya.
I'm masturbating with my hair.
Back off, Fuckers.
My glass hates me
I'm emo, cause i bite my thumb. ZOMG!!! Get that thing off my face!!!
I have ADIS.
Eat my lightling, mother fucker.
DOn't make me shove my lunch into your throat!
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 22
Fuck the patients, I'm doing this for the money. 0100100001101001001000000111010001101000011001010111001001100101 (Hi there in binaries) Inertia is a property of matter.
GUS, I HAV A MGIKAL WAND!! WAHT DO I DO WHIT IT????? GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR OR I'LL CAP YOUR ASS, MOTHERFUCKER! *Calm and collected*Okay, I lost the case. Thanks for a good game, Mr. Wright.
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Rank: Prosecutor
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pearl do you think you can call mia for a few hours so me her and maya can have some private time? WHAT!? sure mr nick! wrights learning from me fast isnt he?
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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Wright, I want to confess to something... *Crosses fingers*.. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY...
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Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 22
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!Don't you mean:
I LIKE THE BUTZ AND I CAN NOT LIE
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!Don't you mean:
I LIKE THE BUTZ AND I CAN NOT LIE I'm so touched! Please, touch me in my privates! *swoons* I got a date with Adrian! YOU CHEATING BASTARD! YOU'RE MAYA'S SPECIAL SOMEONE! I got a date with Edgeworth! YOU CHEATING BITCH! YOU'RE MY SPECIAL SOMEONE! Has someone been jacking off of my CPU again? No way am I giving you evidence Mr. Wright. Gumshoe, go ahead and give him information! His client is actually guilty this time, anyway. Is there a such thing as sound-proof glasses? Maya, did you have to eat a dozen extra-garlic hamburgers?!
Lovely Rita
Lack of sleep sucks...
Gender: Male
Location: Between the Stairway to Heaven and the Highway to Hell.
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 293
Please allow me to introduce my self,I'm a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long long year.
I've stolen many men's souls and fath.
I was around when Jesus Christ
had his moments of doubt and pain.
I made damn sure the pilate
washed his hands, and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meat you,
hope you guesed my name.
But what's puzlin' you
is the nature of my game!
It can also work with
, , , ,
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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That's it. I'm so fucking tired of living under your rules! I'm running away! And I'm never coming back! Oh, well hurry up and bug off. Mr. Wright. You want to come back to my place? No. I will. YAY!*An average dinner*
WHO GAVE ME A NON-VEGETARIAN BURGER?! HEADS WILL ROLL! WHO GAVE ME TEA?! HEADS WILL ROLL! WHO GAVE ME COFFEE? HEADS WILL ROLL! WHO GAVE ME LEMONADE? HEADS WILL ROLL! WHO GAVE ME CAVIAR? HEADS WILL ROLL! WHO GAVE ME A PORN MAGAZINE? HEADS WILL ROLL! NICK! Would you please stop watching the Steel Samurai and investigate this murder?
People are always at their worst of a morning! Wright, you honestly won that case. And I respect you for that.
Oh my gosh! That is so elite! It made me go like "What The Fuck?" By the way, it's really, really, elite.
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Mr Nick ... ? Yes Pearls? What's "spee-rit changeling" ?
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.
*rat-ta-ta-ta* Sorry Mr Nick...
Gender: Female
Location: The bedroom where Phoenix and Edgey sleep:D
Rank: Desk Jockey
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: HA HA HA! I LOVE sunshine! Ha Ha Ha! : I tell ya, i HATE that damn pink thing! : Mr Edgeworth and Mr Nick are married! *New session start*
: A verdict should be hand down now immediately! The defendant, is not guilty!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Will the judge please make a verdict? What's a judge?! I won't punch Mr. Nick when talking about love.
Lovely Rita
Zombie Attourney at ARGH.
Gender: Female
Location: The Funny Farm
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OBJECTION! The prosecution questions the defense's competence in this case.
OBJECTION! The defense questions the prosecution's taste in clothing! That magenta coat is TACKY AS HELL*slash sound*! Substained. The court asks the prosecution to practice better taste in fashion.
Hilda, vhere are you going? Argentina's zat vay! (My favorite movie/broadway show is The Producers, what do you expect?)I would die laughing if even a tiny fraction of the lines above my own entry appeared in any of the games. (Especially the ones that reference another game, etc)
resident lurker
Gender: Female
Location: Deep Darkness
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 253
Ich fälle Bäume, trag StockelschuhUnd Strumpf und Bustenhalter
Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen
So wie mein Onkel Walter
He chops down trees, he wears high heels...? Who's Uncle Walter?
Do you see the black one...or the white?
Gender: Male
Location: IN SPACE!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:06 pm
Posts: 6664
My new robot is a success!!! I shall call you.... Cutman!!!
That is an acceptable name Doctor Right... I mean Dr. Light.
I feel the same
OBJECTION!
Gender: Male
Location: St. Albans, England, UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 am
Posts: 2603
Hitler, there was a painter! He could paint a whole apartment in one afternoon, two coats!
Proud PxM shipper.
Gender: Female
Location: A dark scary place with enchanted creatures.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1516
Bartender *hiccup* can I have another glass of *hiccup* Rum? *Thunk*!
Ha! Aha Aha Aha Aha! Engard passed out from too many drinks! Let's celebrate!
I'm going to cut some apples!
Click sig to go to my sig thread. If you would like one, you may request. Devoted Phoenix and Maya shipper. Also a Diego and Mia shipper.My fanfic thread. Law, Lust, and Coffee currently ongoing (Miego).
Zombie Attourney at ARGH.
Gender: Female
Location: The Funny Farm
Rank: Desk Jockey
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And the murderer is none other than- 
O-Old Hobo Jenkins?!
I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids! 
The court really must ask the prosecution to repeat the evilly dramatic statement again. I missed the vocal cue to look surprised and otherwise baffled.
The Father of Death
Gender: Male
Location: Beavercreek, Ohio
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:20 pm
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Yes, I admit it! It's true! We ARE lovers! That's why I gave him the painting! What...the....FUCK?
My client pleads insanity.
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:06 pm
Posts: 127
:anything not 10 seconds after someone talking :it's over 9000! :FUCKSHITASSDAMNFAGGOTDICKBASTARDBITCH : HAMMER(gavel)TIME! :alone time :this happening :do these moobs make me look fat? :cock goes WHERE?
:WHO PISSED IN MY COFFEE?
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