This one is called "Wacked up Jungel cruse"

1: I hope this goes okay.
I wish that animal will kill me, and that one and that one...
2: I hope this goes okay.
oww, what a cute animal.
3: I hope this goes okay.
all ri-
thats it! I'm outa hear!


My, sister came up with that one too.

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I am pleased to announce that this shall be the last episode of our stupid series. Enjoy mortals.

The Search for Phoenix's Parents: The Last Episode! WHAZZAM!!!

Well here it is.... the abandoned warehouse.... why do I bother?

You know what happens in these places, don't you? A group of overly masculine men gang up on you and beat the crap out of you.... then you get royally gang raped.

Edgeworth.... you and your sick erotic fantasies.

Shut up peasant.

Just because I live in a little village...

PEASANT!!!!

Want me to summon Von Karma from the dead???

Edgey will be a good boy.

Thought so.

Um... are we gonna go inside or not???

Sure... why not???

*running up to the gang* Hey Nick!!! Guess what I did??? I... *everyone walks in and slams the door in his face*

Um.... your plan isn't working pal.

Give it some time man.... give it some time....

Is that why they locked us out???

Oh for the love of crap!

*inside the warehouse*

Okay, its empty. Lets leave.

Wait a while Edgeworth. The freaks are out there waiting for us.

Who are you calling a freak. You were the one who invited them.

I was on my medicine. I have a problem with um... how I perform... it made me not think straight.

Perform??? Like singing Mr. Nick? 'Cause you're not so good at that.

No no no.... he means that he doesn't do well in court.

Are you idiots dense??? He means that he has problems getting an ere...

MAYA!!! SHUT UP!!!

But I could help you with your problem Nick...

Not in a million years....

*suddenly a blue vortex appears from nowhere*

Whaddya know, we've had comedy, we've had horror and mystery, we've had a obligatory beach episode, so why not throw in some sci-fi into the mix???

Its so pretty....

Nick, lets do it here. Right now.

Shut up you perverted freak!!! If random vortexs are appearing, it must be related to the plot! Pay attention to it!

How do you figure something like that?

I dunno.... the author made me say it...

*the blue vortex emerges and 2 figures emerge*

Figure1: My time machine was a success once more.

Figure2: You never let me down when it comes to your inventions.

Okay... this is gay. We can see the people right in front of us so please use their respective smilies, please???

Wow... so hard to believe this is eight years ago... of course I have never used my product myself, and I wouldn't have to if you didn't disrupt the time continum...

I can't help it. This man has his needs.

Oh great... another freak.... but look at that hot woman who is with him.... what?

Wow... you made a heterosexual comment.... that must have taken alot of guts.

Oh great... time traveling hobos.... what next???

That hobo looks familar.... and so does that pretty lady.

It has been a while Mr. Edgeworth.

I..... I.....This sucks!!! I can't have my alone time!!! There isn't anywhere in here that isn't in view of the general public in here!

Its ok, I got over you a long time ago.

Really??? I could never forget a hot woman like you!!!

Um.... yea you could. I'm Ema..... Ema Skye.... the girl who used to like you.

Who?

The nun you turned gay.

Nope, not ringing a bell.

EMA!!!! Is that really you???

Of course Mr. Wright. Nice to see you again.

Then who is that man with you???

I shall explain it all in good time my man. You came here wondering about your parents, right?

Yea.......

Ooooh!!! I wanna know about his mommy and daddy.

This story is a bit complicated, but I will tell you something first. That 60 year old hobo, Griffin, is indeed your twin brother Phoenix.

No way!!! You know nothing!!!

I know everything. I am a time traveler. My knowledge is absolute.

He has a point.

Listen to his story well Mr. Wright. We are hoping that you will be the one to save the space-time continum.

What does that have to do with my parents?

JUST LISTEN!!!

Yes ma'am!!!

She is so fine.

I shall start with my story.... a story that is too immoral for small children. Pearls, cover your ears.

Yes Mr. N...

AHEM!!! Anyways, I had discovered a few years ago that I have an insane fetish for underage girls. So much that I couldn't control it.

Eww....

Anyways.... feeling horny, I decided to adopt a beautiful little.... well you know what, lets have a flashback!!!

If you're from the future, don't you mean flash forward???

Who is telling the story???

..........

Thank you....

-------------------- *insert flash forward with narrative*----------------

*narrating* It all happened on a Saturday. I remember it well.....

*in the adoption agency*

Hey my fine man. I'm here to adopt a beautiful underage girl who desperately needs a father. Got any available.

You look familar.... do I know you???

Not at all my good man. Let me see who you got.

Very well.... *leaves and comes back in 5 minutes*

I threatened to rape this beauty, but she insists that she wants a daddy badly to take care of her.

Be my daddy.... please.

Sure thing beautiful.

NOW PAY ME!!!

Isn't that Pearldickie in the window over there???

*turns around* WHERE?!?! *looks back* I don't see... *sees no one there*

Curses.... foiled again...

*out in the streets*

Why didn't you pay for me?

You only do that with hos and sluts. Besides, I'm a hobo. I have no money.

Sounds exotic.

So what's your name?

Well.... Capcom of America has dubbed me as Trucy, but the name sucks, so I'm going to be the only person in this funny to stick to her traditional Japanese name of Minuki. I think it makes me sound cuter.

Yes it does hot thing.

What???

Daddy loves you.

I love you too daddy.

I need to know, how old are you???

13, why???

Just wanting to see how much time I got...

Okay......

*narrating* Of course, I couldn't violate this girl right away. I had to get her to trust me and get to know me as a caring and loving father. After three years, I felt she was ready and thus made sweet sweet love to a cute underaged girl. Of course I would invade elementary and middle schools to get my floosies on the side since I was so horny. After all, my box was right outside of the school... and well.... girls are quite fascinated with your box when its decorated with pretty ponies and hearts and rainbows, but that's beside the point. It was after I made sweet sweet love to Minuki that I found a problem....

*interrupting narration* You are so freaking wrong....

*narrating* Who is telling the story here?!? Anyways..... after I made out with my beautiful adopted daughter, we had a slight problem...

Why am I pregnant daddy??? I'm still a virgin!!! I don't remember making out with anyone.

That's because I spiked your drink.

What???

Nothing baby. You're going to have to get an abortion. Either that or use your magic to make the baby disappear.

My magic isn't that good... and I can't get an abortion!!! This is a human life we are talking about here!!!

And this is my box we are talking about!!! I only have enough room in my house for two people.

I'm having this baby whether you like it or not......... uh-oh.... I think my water broke....

Liar. Its only been 3 months since I impregnated you.

YOU impregnated me????

Oops.....

*narrating* As fate would have it, Minuki gave birth to a boy named Griffin..... but that wasn't the end of it, oh no. Her labor pains continued. She had another life inside of her that just wouldn't come out.... I didn't know why. That night I couldn't sleep because of her constant groaning and cursing my name. But it didn't just last that whole day.... oh no. It went on for days..... weeks..... years.... she was nearing her 18th birthday, which meant she wouldn't be attractive to me anymore. I wanted to get rid of her.... and her spawn named Griffin.... but no one wanted her.... or him.... so I went to the only person who could help me. Ema. She had just finished a time machine and so when Ema was asleep, I put in a random date and threw Minuki and her laboring pains among with Griffin into the time warp. When Ema woke up.... she wasn't too happy. She monitored the time traveling Minuki and found out that she didn't give birth for another 40 years.

I think we can end the flashback.... uh forward now.

-------------------*end flash forward*-----------------------

Through scientific investigation, I concluded that Minuki didn't give birth for another 40 years. That is right, Mr. Wright. This perverted loli-fetish hobo threw his daughter into the 1950s, where she was in labor pain. In 1992, she finally gave birth..... she named him Phoenix Wright. Named after the man she loathed and hated for doing this to her. She threw you out into the streets, having nothing to do with you, hoping you would die.

This is the stupidest story ever....

We are from the future, we know all, now let me continue.

I'm bored already..... I am not the offspring of some perverted hobo and his poor daughter!!!

You were raised among the streets, were you not Mr. Wright?

Um..... yes???

Well let me tell you the fate of your mother first. I am sure you have met her before. She has a deep hatred for you. She changed her name to prevent any time paradoxes... but it hasn't seemed to work so well.

Who is she? Maybe she could teach me a thing or two about ripping off a man's masculinity.

Her name...... is now........ Wendy Oldbag.



No crapping way!!!!!! That crazy woman that has a creepy crush on me?!?!? EWWWWW!!!!!

But why??? If this is true, which it can't be, why does she hate me so??? She has tried to kill me so many times.

This is where the real truth about my identity comes into play my son.

And that would be.....

I..... am you.

W.....What????? Prove it!!!!!!

Well..... alright..... *lifts up pants leg to reveal a birthmark shaped like the state of Florida on his right leg*

No way!!!! That's my unique birthmark!!! You can't be me!!!

But I am. There is no denying this. I am here to warn you right now, no matter how horny you get, do not go out and adopt a girl named Minuki and have a steamy hot night of love with her. As much as you like little girls, don't do it.

Oh sure!!! You knock up your daughter but you won't knock me up!!!!

You're too old.

What?

You're eighteen or over. He won't do you anymore.

What the crap???

That isn't why........ I think.....

You found her attractive when you first met her, did you not?

Well..... actually..... yes.... yes I did. But when I met up with her in Kurain... she just didn't appeal to me... but Pearl....

HA!!!! NICOLAS IS MINE!!!!

I'll kill you all.

Face it. You find underaged girls attractive. I know because I do. Why do you think we always hired underage girls as our assistants.

Its..... true. As much as I try to deny it, its true!!!!! I love underaged women!!! I dream about them every night!!! I want to have sticky love with each and every one of them!

.........

Eww......

You freakin' pervert!!!!! How disgusting.... wait a minute.... if this story is true.... then..... Wright!!!! You are your own father.... and your daughter is your mother...

NO!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And insert Gant......

*breaks into warehouse from the ceiling* Wrighto!!! I hear you like underaged girls!!! To think that I had some competition!!! You better watch yourself Wrighto!!!! OHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!!!! *starts to have a seizure*

Well.... this was bound to happen.... lets just hope history doesn't repeat itself.

I need to go take care of something first....

*outside the warehouse*

And then I tell him 'steak burns with thy butter? I said make love to my mother!!!!' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I don't get it.

*emerges from the shadows* Larry???

Yes???

*takes out gun* THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING MY BROTHER!!!!! I MEAN SON...... I MEAN UNCLE..... I MEAN GRIFFIN!!!! *shoots Larry and kills him* The deed is done. ^^

............. *runs away while screaming* EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddggggggggeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwooooooooooorrrrrrrrtttttttttthhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

*back in the warehouse*

I can't believe it.... I did it.... with my daughter.... and I am my own father.... which makes me my own son.... I don't deserve to live!!!!! *runs away while frothing at the mouth*

Well there goes my chance with him.

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And that's why I became a hobo.

............. that was the most convoluted and most complex way that you have ever told this stupid joke. You do know you're running this joke into the ground, right Mr. Wright.

I'm staying silent about this.

Develop your own stupid jokes!!!! *huffs off*

Geez. Justice sure doesn't think my jokes to justice. Ha.... ha.....ha..... Screw it. I'm going to go make love to Minuki. *walks off*

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And thus ends my series. Yes, Phoenix's parents are none other than himself and Minuki aka Wendy Oldbag. Fear the truth!!! Mwahahahaha!!!! Ahem... anyways hope you guys enjoyed my series. If I ever get any more ideas, I may make another funny eventually. Well, later all!

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Wow! Totally didn't see that coming. Great job.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY! WHY!

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...I think I just felt a large amount of my sanity shatter from reading your funny D.....

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Yeah, Also did not expect it to end this way at all. I'm a little sad to see that it is over by it was worth waiting and reading it piece by piece. Sweet Work! *claps*

*gets a seizure from reading dullahan1's post*
What...... hell... Still... ve... funny...

That was brilliant. xD

Hope you do another series.

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Hello Mr. Armstrong. Care for some Queerios?
Ooh! My favorite! I invented them you know.
*As announcer* Queerios! Their pink!
Warning, May cause male pregnacy.
HEY! I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!

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BTW, when my brain imploded, did I mention that your funny is awsome dullahan?
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Now, I will now conduct a survey on the people of PW. The question is, DO YOU HAVE A ZOMBIE PLAN?
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Zombie plan? WHo believes in zombies?
...I am a spirit medium and you don't believe in zombies?
There's spirits, and there's zombies.
Touche'. But I do have a zombie plan. Whip out the spray paint and the lighter and go to town.
We ran out of spray paint last night, remember.
What were you doing with spray paint last night?
Nothing.
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Of course I have a zombie plan! Me and my Magpie get into my truck and I whip out my revolver as she drives.
Magpie?
He means me.
How touching.
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Depends. Are these zombies of little boys?
Maybe.
Well, if they are, then...
Don't tell me you're not only a gay pedo, but you're also into necrophillia?
And you aren't?
No, I'm straight, not into dead people, and I'm too young to be a pedo.
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Of course I have a zombie plan. Why would I tell it to you though?
So you might be able to help people learn how to defeat zombies. I mean, if you have a plan to fight them off...
Oh. I thought you meant a plan to take over the world with zombies. Sorry.
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No, I don't have a zombie plan. Now if you don't mind me, help me find out who spray painted "I'M GAY!" All over my house.

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Thanks for all the comments guys! I really appreciate it. If I ever get another insane idea from my crazy head, I'll be sure to put it up!

@Elias: Gant is into necro now too??? I wouldn't be surprised if he were quint (into men, women, animals, inanimate objects, and spirits)

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A little scenario that popped in my head (I've just about finished the flash of it).

- Die, Monster! You don't belong in this world!
- It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by "humans", who wish to pay me tribute!
- Tribute!? You steal mens souls, and make them your slaves!
- Perhaps the same could be said of all religion.
- Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
- What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!

And a few more scenarios -

- Your Honor!
- Hm?
- This case...
- Does not make sense!
- This trial...
- Is pointless!
- I mean, for crying out loud, I'm defending a BAG.
- ...
- ... The prosecution is inclined to agree, Your Honor.

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- Thanks for spitting coffee all over me.

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- (Is it ever going to be quiet time in the court?)

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- YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!
- Where I come from, our roads don't have sides, city-boy.

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"Heeeeey. Who's the little guy?"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE HAS TO DEFEND HIMSELF WITH A BLADE OF GRASS?!"
"You, of course, shrimpboat."
"I'M NOT SHOOOOOOOORT!"
"Could have fooled me."
"WHY I OUGHTTA BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH SOMEONE'S AUTOMAIL ARM!"
"Housuke...calm down. Learn to accept your small stature."
"IIIIIIII'M NOOOOOOOOOT SHOOOOOOOOOORT!!!"
"Shut up you foolish fool. You're foolishly short."
"I'M NOT SHORT! I'M NOT SHORT! I'M NOT SHOOOOOORT!"
"...He does realize that if he combined his two bangs into one bang it'd look just like Ed Elric's antenna, right?"
"Now that you mention it..."
"I wonder who Scar would be?"
"Like...WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME NOW?!"
"...Phew...now the heat's off me."
"Hey~! It's a little short attorney-dude!"
-Takes a deep breath- "I'M NOOOOOOOOOOOOT SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!" -Passes out, all blue in the face and such.-
". . ."
"...I wonder if Shorty's alive...?" -Prods Odo.-
"...Who knows. Say Shorty again."
-Speaking even in unconscious state.- "I'm not short."

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I sentance the defendant, Hobohodo to a sentance of 15 years.

Well, that sucks.

NO!!!! I failed my first case!

Oh, Apollo...

Yes, Mr. Gavin?

You have failed your case, and you will be severely punished...

RAPE!!!!!!!

Oh...crap.

Time for some fun, hair man! *approaches*

& HI, MR. JUSTICE!

& AHHH! *faint*

(Must...resist...rape...temptations!)

Oh, well I've given in. Come on in kiddies, and I'll give you some candy!

& Okay, Mr. Gant!

*they all go into a room. Gunshots are heard, and Gant's bloody corpse is tossed out.*

Well, this is certainly surprising. Mr. Gavin?

...I'm saying silent on that.

Hey! That's my line! *big fight*

Well. This is certainly a riveting day.

Yeah.

EXTERMINATE! EXTER-MINATE!!!!

AHHHH!

Your planet will soon be comsumed by the immense might of the Oldbag Empire!!!!

What are you doing in a courtroom?

*panics* Well, you know, I...Quick Missile, they're onto us!

* takes off mask, revealing , and hops onto
. They ride off into the sunset.*

* all stand and look into the sunset as the words "The End" appear on the TV screen.*

What the hell was that?

Don't ask me.

Nor me.

It was a bargain in the yakuza-run warehouse.

...

...

Idiot.

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I AM PIERRE! I PUT THE DUCKS IN CRYSTAL POND!

I AM PIERRE'S BROTHER! STEAL THE DUCKS FROM CRYSTAL POND!

I AM PIERRE'S SECOND COUSIN! I HAVE THE POMPADOUR ON TOP OF MY HEAD!

III AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND! *kisskisskiss*

...Just ONE, NORMAL, SIT-DOWN case. That's ALL I ask.

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Okay, I really need to add something or I'll 'splode...

::after GS4 comes out::



And..Oh, Geez..Matt's Vlog: Day 5
Hey Guys, It's me. Well, today work kinda sucked. And that one B*TCH..in H.R....Had a talk with me about my..SCHIZOPHRENIA..AGAIN...And after that I hired an assassin to kill my rival. 'Kay, bye! (Partially quoted from http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Z2XtM8O3wc )

Do these glasses make me look like an evil John Lennon?

WHO'S UP FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAALLLL??!?!

....Yeah, I know I phail major.

"Yeah...well...I'm really sorry about the whole 'Shorty' thing, but Shorty, you're my..."

"YOU'RE CALLING ME SHORTY AGAIN!"

"...Hey. I mean it in an affectionate sense though. Not shorty as in 'haha you're shorter than I am'...but...you ever hear that one song? You know...that one by Shaggy?"

"Ohhhhh. That 'Shorty'...WAITWAITWAIT..."

-Leans in. Closer....closer...-

"WHAT THE HELL MAN?!"

-Alarm clock goes off.-

-Jerks upright in bed.- "...That was scary..."

-Snoring next to Odo.-

". . ." -Wakes up Kyouya-

"Huuuuuuuh? I was having a nice dream about a Fender Stratocaster..." -Pout.-

"Why are you in my bed?"

"...You're in miiiiiiine..."

"...waitwut?"

"You were exhausted after we..."

-Flinches- "Oh great...sex?"

"Nooooo. We were playing DDR."

"Why don't I remember it?"

"You were drunk. Kyouya was on a sugar rush. Nuff said."

"HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?!"

"It was a DDR party, dude. We all passed out from exhaustion here."

-Starts gnawing Odo's bangs.-

"GAAAAAAAAH!"

-Alarm clock goes off-

"That was weird. Dream within a dream..."

"...Oh thank goodness! I thought Karma-sempai knocked you out with her whip..."

"...Please let this be a dream..."

"...Sorry Odeko...but it's not..."

"But don't worry. We had a few words with Friska."

"Ah! Good to see you finally woke up!" -Patpat-

". . .Sempai..."

"Yeah?"

"Pinch my left shoulder."

"...I don't want to bruise you."

-Pinches instead.-

"OW! DAMNIT! THAT HUUUUUURT!"

"I know what'll hurt more."

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

-Later at the Wright & Co. offices-

"And that's why I was late with our dinner."

"Bull."

"HEEEEEY! AND YOU GET TO TELL ME CONTRIVED STORIES OF WHY YOU'RE A HOBO?!"

"Yes."

"...Now can I take you?"

O/////////O

"Hah! Just as planned." -Snaps photos from outside.-

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We're already at 30 pages, huh?

Mitzy, your funnies are hilarious!!! FMA refs ftw!

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I can't see why I have to come along with you guys. I mean, I'm not even friends with you guys.
Come on Elias. It's just the guys hanging out.
Whenever I hear "It's just the guys hanging out" I always think of the Village People.
Just shut up and take a beer.
But I'm not old enough...
It's not real. It's a funny.
Fine.
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Maybe we should go check on those guys.
Why?
Because spying on them is fun.
Okay. Let's do this.
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What are they doing?
I think they're singing.
Let me open the window.
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Oh... what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?
Beer!
Can't get enough of it
Beer!
How we really love it
Beer!
Makes me think I'm a man
Beer!
I could kiss and hug it
Beer!
But I'd rather chug it
Beer!
Got my belly up to here
Beer!
I could not refuse a
Beer!
I could really use a
beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits
Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that
As we sing once more...
Oh... what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?
Beer!
Can't get enough of it
Beer!
How we really love it
Beer!
Makes me think I'm a man
Beer!
I could kiss and hug it
Beer!
But I'd rather chug it
Beer!
Got my belly up to here
Beer!
Golly, I adore it!
Beer
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me
Beer
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!!

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Elias, I'm afraid I will have to kill you.

What? Why?

I read posts of yours on this topic......YOU HIT ON MINUKI!!!!!

Dude calm down, she's a ****ing video game charecter. I'll make it up to you, I'll try to teach you to be funny.

really? Sweet.

First off, get a smiley that doesn't look pathetic.

done.

Nevt, try coming up with jokes. You know, FUNNY THINGS!!!

So two People walk into a bar, one white, one mexic...

*Hits buzzer* Wrong sir, Wrong. No racial jokes.

So a man goes into a restraunt and asks for a soup, once he gets it there is a banana peel in it. The man asks for what the bannana is for and the waiter says 'To have a higher a-peel.'

*Sighs and takes pills* Let's try Prank phone calls, maybe that can be your thing.

Ok then *picks up phone and dials number*

*Picks up on a payphone* Hello?

Hi my name is Takita.

*Hits buzzer* WRONG! *Hangs up phone*

*Dials number*

*Picks up* HELLO!

Hello, I'm Eliasbloodmoon

*Hits Buzzer* WRONG!!! *Is about to hang up*

Elias, hang up and I will Rape you.

You'll rape me anyway

Yes, but this rape will be less slow and painfull if you listen to me- come to my house in an hour.

Y-Y-Yes, sir.

*sigh* Fuck this, I'm leaving to make an all PW-Little shop of Horrors starring Phoenix as Seymour, Maya as Audrey and Damon Gant as Audrey II.

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Takita...*shoots Takita in the head* That's for me getting raped in the end. *revives Takita* Other then that...*Hugs*And no, I will not do LSoH. Mostly because I have yet to see it...

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ITS PEAUNT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1111!!!!!!!!111!

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Turnabout Girl Squad!
Cheerleader!
So and So!
What's Her Face!
The Ugly One!

Okay, my gallies, listen up! We have to draw names for secret Decemberween gift exchange.
FUNTIME!
Okay, chill. I put each of our names into this lion's mouth. Maggey, you choose first.
I'm... hesitant.
Fine then, you won't get any presents.
I WANT PRESENTS! I WANT PRESENTS! CANNONBALL!
CHOMP!

TWO'D!

Uh, Ema, I'm thinking you're next.
(Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals...) TRIPLE SALCHOW!
SHOMP!
Come on in, the water's great!
Last one in's a rotten friend! DOUBLE DOUBLE WHIPLESS MOCHACCINO HALF CAF!
SHOOP!

3 noses?

I'm vegan.

Wave o' babies.

Yo, this lion's innards are looking...
SO GOOD!
Here, I got you this present.
Oh, a gift card for fashion! How did you know?
I got you this half-digested gazelle carcass.
GAZELLE CARCASS!

Marco.
Polo.
FISH OUT OF WATER!!
Dag.

IT'S OVER!

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"Maaaaan. My life sucks..."

-Glances out the window of his apartment to see a black notebook on the ground.-

"This might be interesting!" -Goes and gets it. Starts reading the instructions.- "...Wait...Death...Note?" -Takes the notebook inside and turns on the TV. Pulls out a pen and scrawls down "Miles Edgeworth"-

-Forty seconds later-

-Heart attack! Dead.-

"I wonder if it worked?" -Glances at the TV-

TV announcer: "Apparently, we have just received word that famed prosecutor Miles Edgeworth has dropped dead of a heart attack."

"...Oh my God...I killed Edgey. I'm a bastard!"

-Whipping on the door.- "LAWRENCE BUTZ ANSWER THE DOOR. I need your help with funeral arrangements."

"Why not Phoenix?"

"That foolish fool was explicitly left out of the arrangements according to the will."

"Did Edgey leave me any money?"

"...No."

"My life suuuuuucks!" -Begins to write his own name in the Death Note.-

-Whips the Death Note out of Larry's hands.- "YOU IDIOT! What are you doing? Drawing me naked?!"

"No..."

-Peeks into it.- "Wait...why is Miles' name in here? And why did you start to write your own?"

"Finish writing my name?"

"No."

"Um...Franziska-sempai..."

-Shoves the Death Note into Kyouya's hands- "Get rid of this thing."

-Glances down at it with a smirk. Thinks to himself.- Just as planned

-Busts in.- "THIS IS MADNESS!"

-Whips out a pen.- "No. This...IS...A DEATHNOTE!" -Writes Phoenix's name down, then scrawls down "whipped to death by Franziska."-

-Starts beating Phoenix to death with the whip.- "YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL! YOU KNOW THAT MILES DIED! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO FOOLISHLY FOOLISH?!"

-Dies via the trauma inflicted by the whip lashes.-

"...Oh great! My best friends are dead..."

"Don't worry...you will be soon too."

"WHAT'D YOU SAY?!"

"I mean...I feel for you." -Scrawling down a name quickly.-

-Somewhere in his office- "Why do I have this feeling that my brother's becoming a mass murderer?"

-Drops dead on set.-

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"And that's how Juan really died."

"Amusing little pile of bull that you came up with kid, considering a blond kid like that probably doesn't even exist... But I can top you."

"Nuh-uh."

"Yep. Now bend over."

"DAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOON!"

"If only he knew I'm still the janitor." -Smirk. Leaves silently.-

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Hi, I'm a Mac.

And I'm PC von Karma.

I run so efficiently, I can----

SILENCE, INFERIOR OBJECT!



While..while PCs are cruel and...

.....

...and Wonderful! And superior to Macs in every way!

Hehe....

Hey, Franny, do we have an---

I AM PC VON KARMA.

....Okay,sure, whatever. Do we have any toothpaste left?

...........
check the cabinet in the bathroom.

'Kay.

Um....Yeah...

QUIET!

Yes, ma'm.

PC: Because we're awesome like that.

The real reason Pikachu is never in a Poke-Ball...

Pika needs his alone time.

That's my line!

I was mas-

SHUT UP EDGEWOTH! THAT JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANY MORE!

Er, but I never said 'I was mastering how to defeat you in our next case together' before?

Sure....

My little brother drew a funny XDDD



He kinda...insisted that I post it ._.;; I know it's dumb...

Teeny Tiny Turnabout Girl Squad!
Fattycakes!
Polite and Boring!
Lice and More!
Boy or Girl!
and Frills!

Ooncha, ooncha, one-two-three-cha, leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. Brush your teeth, comb your hair, I saw Edgey in his under-where are you going, what are you doing, how do you be so short?
One Inch!
Two Inch!
Three Inch!
Four Inch!
Um, that's as high as I can count.
I can count to G!
That's nothing. I can count to purple backwards!

Here comes Edgey.
Listen up, you undapants! Who wants to get hogtied and pushed down into some snakewater and locked in a firey furnace if you don't get into my pickup truck and go get some gas station with me?
Edgey, how do you be so short?
Heck, I'm taller than you.
EDGEY MADE A SWEAR!!!
Waaaahh!
AGGH-!
GRAGH-!
H-he died somehow.
Edgey crinkled when he walked.
Poor guy never made it out of training pants.

Whatta you kiddos think of my...VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!
Looks like you dropped it in the sand.
No, I just dipped it in salt!
That's grosser than gross.
Yeah? Well, my house has a hundred bafrooms!
You mean your mom's house?
You mean two bafrooms?
NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!
Oof oof oof squished.
She led a full life.
She led a full stomach.

BRRRIIINNNG!
NAPTIME!!
Thanks Mrs. Polly...erson.
EERRAAK!!

Look at how much we've grown!


Class, please welcome our new student. He's from foreign lands.
(I think I have a chance with this guy!)

IT'S OVER!

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That's Hot!

Damn right.

It also makes wanna buy a PC!

Dam- Wait, Do you even know what a PC is?

...

...No...

But it's still hot.

Damn right.

Best way I think could of responding to this funny. Nice work, RazeTora.

Thanks, BP I just wanted to vent out my Anti-Mac mantra in a way that would be positive for the PW society XDDDD

(GodotFan) My god! HANA! COME QUICK!

(Hana) What is it?

(GodotFan) Stephen Colbert wants me on his show!

(Hana) Oh, that's great! ...Who's Stephen Colbert?

(GodotFan) He's one of the world's top political humorists, and he wants me to plug the book I did a while back, "Faux News: A Thrilling Expose of the Terrible Underground of Turnabout News ...I mean, besides the horrible stuff they do ON air." I think because it's a liberal news station.

(Hana) Oh! ...Good!

(GodotFan) ...Do you know who Jon Stewart is?

(Hana) OMFG JON STEWART IS SOOO SMEXY!!!!!!!

(GodotFan) While you're in a guy... thing... I'll go brush up on my republican vocabulary. ...AHEM. NRA... Tax Cut... Immigration... Forgein Policy... Miachel Moore is a fat-ass moron who jacks off to his fucking mini-beard...

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Man, I need a ride home from the studios. Hey, Edgy, can you give me a ride?
Is this a cheap excuse to get into my sports car?
No, I seriously need a ride.
Okay, fine. Get in.
*Squees like a fan girl and gets into Edgy's car.*
*Gets in and turns on the car*
*Is on some stupid talk show*
Ugh, I hate talk shows. What CD do you have in?
A...uhhh...mix tape.
Cool. Can I listen?
No! It's nothing you would like.
Too bad. *Turns on the CD on the radio*
It's raining men, halleluja, halleluja
Um..uh...*Fumbles with the radio, accidentally changing it to the next song on the CD*
Macho macho man. I want to be a macho man!
Uh...um...*Next song*
It's fun to stay at the YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA.
Ummm....I think I'll walk...

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Just a bit of advice, GF, don't pull an Ann Coulter! People will hate you and turn over your books in Barnes and Nobles D: Or, in my case, scratch up the plastic covers on her audio books

....Screw it, I need some together time!
*everyone runs*

____________________

And, for my final trick, I will pull a rabbit out of my hat *reaches in and pulls*
*pops out* Hiiii, Everybody!
....I came all the way to your house for this?
I fed you, didn't I?
True.

____________________

Hey, Maya, where are Mr. Nick and Mr. Edgeworth?
Um...Attorney things..Yeah...
-meanwhile-
Knight to green square.
Yahtzee! You suck my scrabbleship! Now I have to pay $200 to the banker and I'm stuck in the chocolate swamp!!
Um..Wright..we're playing chess.
*inconsolable* DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Oh my God. This is one of the greatest quotes...ever.

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*Dressed as vampire* Good evening. Tonight I am going to suuuuuck!
*Shows swiching Q-cards*
Your blood! Since it is so close to Halloween, I thought we should go trick-or-treating tonight. Correct, Wright?
* walks in with a can of expired beans.* Huh? We're on?
You are not going as a hobo again this year.
Going where?
Anyway, We're both going trick-or-treating tonight.
Not while your dressed as Count Fagula.
Fine, I'll go allone! *storms out*
And so, Edgeworth, in that totally hot vampire suit, went to everyone's house. Starting with mine.
I want candy. NOW!
Sorry pal, I can't afford candy.
He then went to Von Karma's house.
Hello? Anyone home? Oh well. I'll go to the next house.
So he did.
Hmm... I wonder if Gant has any candy. *Rings doorbell*
* answers door* Ahoy, Worthy! Been swimming lately?
No. But I am trick-or-treating. Do you have any candy?
* wearing a robe* Who is it Ganty?
THAT IS WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!!!!!! *runs away*
To be continued...

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(Godot Fan) Hey Darzie! Guess what?

(DarieP) I refuse to take orders from you.

(Godot Fan) WRONG! I'm going on the Colbert Report!

(DarzieP) I don't care. I'm not from America. Irish people don't watch that.

(Godot Fan) ...Oh. ...Hey Elias!

(eliasbloodmoon) Yes?

(Godot Fan) I'm going on the Colbert Report!

(eliasbloodmoon) Oh! That's nice. I'll be sure to tune in. ...Who are you again?

(Godot Fan) Erm... never mind. ...Hey Rev!

(RevFirst) No.

(Godot Fan) Whatever. ...Hey Jackie!

(CI) Hmwhat?

(Godot Fan) I'm going on the Colbert Report!

(CI) That's cool, Joe! Glad to hear it! I'll tune in on my twenty thousand dollar per molecule of glass TV!

(Godot Fan) Finally, someone who's interested! ...Hey Takita!

(Takita) Ja?

(Godot Fan) I'm going on the Colbert Report!

(Takita) Nice. ...OK, gotta go.

(Godot Fan) You do that, I'll keep telling people. ...Hey Hamza!

(hamza) are you my hot sauce peddler quiet sane?

(Godot Fan) No, but I'm going on the Colbert Report!

(hamza) ...>.> <.< I love that show! I'll tune in! ok i need to lay off my hot sauce

(Godot Fan) ...Whoah. ...Hey Dahlia, I'm going on the Colbert Report!

(Dahlia) That's great! I baked you some celebratory cookies!

(Godot Fan) Sweet, thanks! *munchmunchmunch* Mmm.... Could have used a little more arsenic. Otherwise great! ...Hey Erica!

(EricaP) ...

(Godot Fan) ...*sigh* Hey mom!

(EricaP) Yes, my son?

(Godot Fan) I'm going on the Colbert Report!

(EricaP) That's good. Now let me finish this pie for daddy.

(Godot Fan) ...Weird. ...I think that's everyone who matters!

Ah, Godot Fan! You're going on the Report? Splendid! ...Well, bye! *walks away*

(Godot Fan) ...Must be my Republican powers.

Powers Yeah!

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(T3h_Waffleman) How come nobody ever puts me in their funnies anymore? I started posting again.

It's because you don't ROCK!

(T3h_Waffleman) Who are you?!

I'm Canadian progressive rock band Rush, represented by a Daian smiley!

(T3h_Waffleman) .....Wasn't Rush three people?

Yes, but I'm in your head and you're lazy.

(T3h_Waffleman) Oh, yes. So what's this about me not rocking?

Nobody uses you in their funnies because you stopped rocking! You need to get your groove back!

(T3h_Waffleman) Isn't groove a disco term?

Shut up! I'm here to help you rediscover the rock and make you awesome again!

(T3h_Waffleman) Why?

Because I'm your fairy rockfather!

(T3h_Waffleman) Fairy what?

I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! First thing you need to do is make songs with awesome guitar riffs and shit and lyrics that make no sense!

(T3h_Waffleman) *grabs his Guitar Hero controller* I'm game! ONE, TWO, ONE TWO THREE FOUR!

(T3h_Waffleman & Rush) A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Todays Tom Sawyer
Mean mean pride.

(T3h_Waffleman & Rush) Though his mind is not for rent,
Dont put him down as arrogant.
His reserve, a quiet defense,
Riding out the days events.
The river

(T3h_Waffleman & Rush) And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift.

(T3h_Waffleman & Rush) The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his eyes are wide.

(T3h_Waffleman & Rush) Todays Tom Sawyer,
He gets high on you,
And the space he invades
He gets by on you.

(T3h_Waffleman & Rush) No, his mind is not for rent
To any God or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes arent permanent,
But change is.

(T3h_Waffleman & Rush) And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the witness, catch the wit,
Catch the spirit, catch the spit.

(T3h_Waffleman & Rush) The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his skies are wide.

(T3h_Waffleman & Rush) Exit the warrior,
Todays Tom Sawyer,
He gets high on you,
And the energy you trade,
He gets right on to the friction of the day

(T3h_Waffleman) Those lyrics made no sense!

But it sure sounded awesome, didn't it?

(T3h_Waffleman) Fuck yeah Seaking! Thank you, Canadian Progressive Rock Band Rush!

Just call me Rush. Well, I need to get going. Wake me when you need me. [/Halo 3]

(T3h_Waffleman) Okay, Rush! Bye! What a nice band.

(Dofa) My sister wrote this one too, so if it sucks, which it will, don't yell at me!!!

Gant was weirder than usual today.
Yeah? So? Its not like some virus that will spread.
Eh, You're right.
AHOY WRIGHTO!!!
RUN!!
(Dofa) So they ran into a closet. They look down and see Shoe.
Hey Shoe! Who's a good-
Ahoy Wrighto!
AAAAHHHH!!!!
(Dofa) They ran away again and Phoenix spotted Maya.
Maya! HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!
Ah. Wrighto! Been swimming lately?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Now its personal!
(Dofa) And that's all she told me... and she is standing right next to me right now! So it's not like she left as soon as she was telling me! She just sucks at telling jokes! I had better stop before I get slapped.

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