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people just let this thead die
what do i is called rollplaying, i really don't think i am richard.


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Richard can be shortened to Dick. Dick is a term for penis. A slang term for penis is meat. Beef is a type of meat.
Ergo, Richard = Dick = Penis = Meat = Beef Wellington.
You have alot of names, pal. Eh?
Now get out and go make love to Matt.
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Uhhh.. Beef Wellington, the dish?
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Demonic Defense wrote:
Richard can be shortened to Dick. Dick is a term for penis. A slang term for penis is meat. Beef is a type of meat.
Ergo, Richard = Dick = Penis = Meat = Beef Wellington.
You have alot of names, pal. Eh?
Now get out and go make love to Matt.


Hmm. I wonder if people eat penis meat... probably in some countries. o__0

And beef wellington is a food, man.
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What is with these people who insist that they're their user name? You're not Wellington, man. Calm down, get a life, maybe play some Tetris.
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Before GS2 was out, we thought Richard Wellington was Beef Wellington... how the mix up ever happen still puzzles me...

Regardless, its just a joke, calm down, play some Tetris.
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Wellington is rolling in his jail cell, calm down and play some tetris.
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WTF?! is up with people said go play tetris...i hated that game
what do i is called rollplaying, i really don't think i am richard.
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Richard Wellington wrote:
WTF?! is up with people said go play tetris...i hated that game

That explains a lot... kids these days...
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WTF?! is up with people said go play tetris...i hated that game

That explains a lot... kids these days...


I.... really didn't like it either. Quite pointless, actually.
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The "Beef Wellington" joke comes from way back before PW2 came out...the thing is, one of the earliest screenshots was of him talking, but as you know, his textbox name ingame just says "Wellington". So people started assuming his first name was Beef, and before you know it...Spit
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1010 wrote:
Hmm. I wonder if people eat penis meat... probably in some countries. o__0


Bull penis is frequently enjoyed in China, I hear it's a very tender meat.
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Mikker wrote:
Apeman1813 wrote:
Richard Wellington wrote:
WTF?! is up with people said go play tetris...i hated that game

That explains a lot... kids these days...


I.... really didn't like it either. Quite pointless, actually.

Tetris soothes the mind and soul. Angry people in the world tend to not have played Tetris. Like Zenitora. Zenitora
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For those curious, Beef Wellington is beef tenderloin covered with paté and a duxelles of mushrooms which is wrapped in puff pastry.

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Danbo Daxter wrote:
1010 wrote:
Hmm. I wonder if people eat penis meat... probably in some countries. o__0


Bull penis is frequently enjoyed in China, I hear it's a very tender meat.


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Beef Wellington - Food...wow..insult someone by calling them food.
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Jibo wrote:
Tetris soothes the mind and soul. Angry people in the world tend to not have played Tetris. Like Zenitora. Zenitora


Agreed. People who win the Nobel Peace Prizes play Tetris daily--*bricked* Mmkay.
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Tetris for the win! Once i heard some guy was mad,played tetris and was happy
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Once Karma was gonna kill phoenix...then tetris
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When the first screenshots of him came out, they showed his last name only, as Wellington. As such, people started making theories as to what the pun in his name would be, since just about every name in this series contains either a pun or an important aspect of the character within it.


As such, theories went flying. I personally thought it was going to be Biff Wellington, a pun off of Beef Wellington and a name usually associated with the snotty and rich, Biff.
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Danbo Daxter wrote:
1010 wrote:
Hmm. I wonder if people eat penis meat... probably in some countries. o__0


Bull penis is frequently enjoyed in China, I hear it's a very tender meat.


Mmm. Sounds delish. Next time I go to China i'll be sure to order that.
Too bad i'm probably never gounna set foot in China. =/
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after reading all of this i don't think i should have posted this topic Beef
what do i is called rollplaying, i really don't think i am richard.
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Richard Wellington wrote:
after reading all of this i don't think i should have posted this topic Beef


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after reading all of this i don't think i should have posted this topic Beef


Don't worry. You'll get used to it.


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Richard Wellington wrote:
after reading all of this i don't think i should have posted this topic Beef


Gee, ya think? -.-

Oh, and get out of that cave you're living in and get some sunlight, kid. That should help you remember that you're not a friggen game character.
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Tetris soothes the mind and soul. Angry people in the world tend to not have played Tetris.

That just doesn't work for me ;-; Tetris makes me angrier and I end up yelling.....
Anyway, Beef Wellington isn't that much of an insult. My best friend's middle name is wensley so we call her wensley dale (a type of cheese for those who don't know)
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1010 wrote:
Danbo Daxter wrote:
1010 wrote:
Hmm. I wonder if people eat penis meat... probably in some countries. o__0


Bull penis is frequently enjoyed in China, I hear it's a very tender meat.


Mmm. Sounds delish. Next time I go to China i'll be sure to order that.
Too bad i'm probably never gounna set foot in China. =/


Ain't seen it on any menus yet >.>
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CantFaketheFunk wrote:
Danbo Daxter wrote:
1010 wrote:
Hmm. I wonder if people eat penis meat... probably in some countries. o__0


Bull penis is frequently enjoyed in China, I hear it's a very tender meat.


Ain't seen it on any menus yet >.>


Well, if I can't order Bull Penis on a menu i'll have to get it myself! Ack
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I always thought it was fairly obvious that it was from "Rich" and "Well-to-do". Maybe It's just me.
I haven't been hit by a car, nobody's coming at me with a switchblade, the tectonic plates aren't splitting apart, and it isn't raining blood, so I guess this is a good day!
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I think I've started a new meme with Tetris.
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Besides. They didn't name Richard Wellington "Beef" because otherwise he would have to asspunch some bitch.

Don't believe me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCfozXOTAQk
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They didn't call him Beef because that's not a name and it would have sounded incredibly lame. Biff was a good guess, though.
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Besides. They didn't name Richard Wellington "Beef" because otherwise he would have to asspunch some bitch.

Don't believe me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCfozXOTAQk


So... he ass punched Dustin off the top of that ledge... and that's how he fell and died. I could see the autopsy report now.

"Deep bruises were found on the victim's ass..."

Ack : WTF?
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Biff is understandable XD Like Ini Miney
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Richard Wellington wrote:
as you all know I'm Richard Wellington and ever sence i've joined this fourm i heard that somehow people said that my name was Beef...Beef!come on how do you confused Richard with Beef?could someone tell me how this dumb rumor started?

on a site note people need to try making some phoenix wright pairing crack...am i the only one who thinks that Wellington x Matt would be hot?...and no i am not gay...i'm bi

EDIT:i know i'm not wellington but its fun to act like him and he's is my faverite guy in the game.



so? Dude, Matt is my favorite character, but, dude, you don't have to like, act like him in every post, Mr. Wellington. Excuse me, dude, I'm going to call the RP forum, I think those dudes over there might want you. *dials phone*.

*cough* excuse me for that. Beef Imma go play some tetris.
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seka wrote:
Dude, Matt is my favorite character, but, dude, you don't have to like, act like him in every post, Mr. Wellington. Excuse me, dude, I'm going to call the RP forum, I think those dudes over there might want you. *dials phone*.

*cough* excuse me for that. Beef Imma go play some tetris.


Maybe I should just immortalize this meme in the funies thread before someone else does and takes credit.
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Like in the character description of Wellington, his name was ment to sound high-class.

MY theory is that his name was after that hotel in New York, "Wellington's." It was on Borat.

It might not be though. I'm hyper.
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1010 wrote:
So... he ass punched Dustin off the top of that ledge... and that's how he fell and died. I could see the autopsy report now.

"Deep bruises were found on the victim's ass..."

Ack : WTF?


Seriously, I didn't think someone'd have actually followed up on that post, and am thus laughing my ass(punch) off.
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