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*Sitting on the couch watching tv*
And thats why Shakespear was so awsome. Oh. I see now.
*Walks in* Hey Dairy Queen. I told you not to call me that! I made a mistake! Whatever Dairy Queen. I just wanted you to know that all you're underwears have been somehow individually priced and labled on an on line auction. NOBODY BUY THE BLUE ONES!!!!! *runs away* That was too easy! *sits down and changes channel* And now for the 24 hour Kalub Rentpayer marathon (man 1) Kalub, are you making a tent from my jacket? (man 2) I am now. Yeah. You make that little tent Kalub! He's not the boss of you!------------------------------------------Meanwhile---------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Running in the park* Phoeeeeeeeeennniiiiiiiiiiiiiiix is running... along. Phoeeeeeeeeeeeeennniiiiiiiiiiiiixis-
*Cough/ Hack* Oh no! I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
Okay. Just remember what you learned in health class. *Talking to self* Sir or madam. Are you okay? Do you need medical resistance? Its not working!!! The good times are over! *Runs away crying**
& 
are talking and eating ice cream* I told him to stop yelling into that megephone but he won't listen. *Runs in* Redd! Santa! I swallowed a bug! And I'm afraid the good times are over! What do you want we should do about it? Gimme those dang ice creams! We'll freeze him out! *Eats both ice creams in three bites* Those were lemon flavored! It deliciously didn't work!!--------------------------------------------------meanwhile-------------------------------------------------------------------
(Man 2) You throw like a girl, Tugsworth. (Man 1) That suitcase was very heavy! What on line auction? I checked all of them. I even did an image search for the blue ones, and got nothing. Well, nothing pleasent anyways. You idiot! Use "and" and "or." Oh... Blue AND ones. I get it now.-------------------------------------------------meanwhile--------------------------------------------------------------------
*Burning a folder that says "Exhibit A"* Finally. Hehehe. *Runs up* Larry! *throws folder behind him* You gotta help me! I need a doctor! A doctor, eh? I think I'm one of those. *pulls out a bunch of buisiness cards* Lets see here. I'm a bail bondsman, a paranormal investigater, a normal investigater, ah, here we are. A doctor! Now open wide. Ahhhhh. Hmmm... I see. Nick, I've got some bad news. Is it about the good times? I'm afraid you have no pancreas. But I happen to have one for sale right here. *pulls up a cooler that says "Exhibit B" on it* Larry, are you on unethical crack? The most crackin'est!----------------------------------------------------------meanwhile-----------------------------------------------------------
Miles, did you make the greatest omlet during the comercial break? Yes I did. *Comes in from right side* Edgeworth! I- HEYHEYHEY! Not today Mcdorkle. Go away. *walks away* *Comes in from left side.*Edgeworth! I- GO AWAY! Can't you see that Grandma's watching her stories!? *walks away* *Pops up from be hind the couch* Edgeworth! I- *Hits Phoenix in the face with frying pan* *falls unconcious* (anouncer) Up next, find out who shot Kalub! There's no way I'm missing this!-------------------------------------------------------later-------------------------------------------------------------------
*wakes up* Ahhh... Thanks for the skillet nap, Edgeworth. *looks around* Edgeworth? *Kneeled down with his eyes taped to the tv* AArrrggghhh.... Must not miss episode... Edgeworth! The good times are over! I swallowed you computer!
*rips face off of tv* YOU WHAT!?
Oh, sorry. I meant a bug. A small bug. Aww. Now my face isn't taped to the tv, and I'm gonna miss who shot Kalub. Oh. that was easy. It was me. WHAT!? (Man 1) Phoenix Wright? Did you kill Kalub? (Phoenix) Yes I did! You traitor! You killed my favorite tv show! *throws remote at Phoenix's head* *coughs out fly* Hey there little guy. So I really did swallow a bug. Neat! *Runs in wearing only blue underwear* Guess what! I found the blue ones!!!!
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I wonder who is playing..
Yeah.
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Hi, this is Maya. Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a mess— beep
Hey there Maya, it's The Judge... Wheeeee!
Hey, Udgey! Tell her I said, "Hey!" No, no, just—Tell her I said, "Bananas!" Tell her I said, "A bluh-buncha bananas." Look at me, I'm Udgey! Oh, I'm now, I'm a poet, though. I apologize. I-I-I'm over at Gant's place. Uh, we're just hanging out here having a good time, you know. Good time plus twooooo! Good times times 3... makes 1, 2, Udgey! See I told you I was a poet, now. Uh, so anyways, like I say, we're just hanging out over here, having a great time, and I started thinking about you, *sniff*, 'cause I always have such a great time with you, 'cause you're such... you're such a beautiful person, and you're just... *sob* You're so perfect, and, you know, I couldn't ask for more in a lady. *sniff* Oh, geez. I'm sorry. I... *sniff* I gotta go. beep
DaAAahhh, hello, Mystic Ma-yuh. It's Pearl! Dahhh, I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. Daahh, I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my leeegs. Okay, bye-dee-bye. beep
*ahem* Cheerio, there, Ms. Fey. This is Constable Anybody over here at the Royal Society for Total Dorks. We would like to welcome you to our pres-tee-gee-us society. In fact, we would make you freakin' president! *snicker snicker, ahem* Yes, so, all you have to do is, uh, go to your window and stick a couple of pencils up your nose, and then you'll be the president! *snicker snicker* Okay... cheers, 'cause I'm so British! beep
Hey, there, Maya, it's The Judge, uh...So Gant tells me I gave you a call last night, uh, in the wee hours, there. Um, I'm not too sure what I may have said, but I'd like to apologize... make kind of a blanket apology, cover the whole thing there, like one of them blankets you put on a fire, you know, when a, when you're burnin' leaves in the backyard and it gets out of hand and, you know, you gotta throw that blanket over there. That's what this apology is, here. So, uh... hope I didn't offend you or say anything out of turn, there. Though I suppose you can't really say nothing out of turn on a machine, right? 'Cause, you know, when's your turn on the answering machine, no-not till you call back. Okay, so now I'm just ramblin', but, uh... I am still a poet, and, uh... and don't I know it! beep
Good evening Sir or Madam. My name is Phoenix Wright. I represent Distinguished Businessman. Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are...but I probably could give them to you. Um, here's one: beep. Haha, no, that was just me pressing the phone. Okay, it wasn't even me pressing the phone, it was just me saying "beep." Uhh, I can provide you with other stuff, too, like this pen on my desk, or, like, these post-its. This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really? Um...doodly dee deeby deedly dee... beep
Oh, hey Maya, guess-who-this-is-it's Edgworth. I was just calling 'cause I figured you wouldn't be home, and I'd never done that thing, you know, where you call somebody and you're leaving a message on their machine, and then, while you're leaving the message, they pick up the phone and it's like: "Oh, hey! Hi! I was just leaving you a message, and, how're you doing?" and so... see, I never had that happen to me, so I thought I'd just call you and talk... talk to your machine 'til you got home... so that's what I'm gonna do. Hello? Hellooooo? Maya? Hello? Hellooooo? Maya? Hello? Hellooooo? *continues indefinitely*...end
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Hi, this is Maya. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'. Please leave me a message. beep
Oh, yes. Hello, Maya. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and- and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might-- I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life. beep
Ooh! Hey, Maya, it's Payne. Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I... I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me. Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys. You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and... or maybe you could- I could get them something like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like... I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely... Okay, bye! beep
Hey, Maya. This is Klavier. Uh, we were just calling... a bunch of us are over here... just seeing what you were doing tonight. Um, give a call back. A'ight. beep
Uh, hey Maya. This is Larry. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day. Um, you know, my GIRLfriend... who, uh, lives up in the other country, um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her. But, uh, she's really REAL, you know... so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL.. the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists. Um.. so, you know, any ideas you have, 'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend. Uh... okay! Duh, gimme a call. end
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Mystic Maya... Yeah, Pearly? What are "boobs"? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT!? Mr. Nick's telivision! He was watching "Super Whores Gone Wild". NICK!!! Yeah? WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING? Huh? Pearl saw porn on your T.V! ACK! Busted... How much porn do you have!? Erm... 64 channels.....
What are YOU smiling about? I gave him all that porn!
I helped.
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Mystic Maya... Yeah, Pearly? What are "boobs"? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT!? Mr. Nick's telivision! He was watching "Super Whores Gone Wild". NICK!!! Yeah? WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING? Huh? Pearl saw porn on your T.V! ACK! Busted... How much porn do you have!? Erm... 64 channels..... What are YOU smiling about? I gave him all that porn! I helped.
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War was beginning...
*explosion*
What happen! Somebody set up us the bomb!
We get signal! What! Main screen turn on. It's you! How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us: 
What you say! You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha! Take off every Zig! You know what you must do. Fly Zig. For great justice!
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You know Pearls, now that you're getting older, I beliece it's time that I tell you about my life when I was younger. Really? Cool. There was a time, when I was about 18, my life took a strange direction, and wanted to do something strange. I wanted to do a B&E. What's a B&E? Bacon and eggs? No. But I could always go for bacon and eggs. That stuff is delicious. I'm talking about a breaking and entering.----
*On the phone* Hey Larry, check this out bro. We're going on a little adventure. What...I don't like adventures. What? I need you to drive and come with me. *whispers* I'm doing a B&E. NO! Whatever you're thinking of doing Nick, no. No!
Dude, you come over and pick me up right now or our friendship is over. I'm not even going to talk to you in the afterlife.----
*In car with Larry* Drive around the community. I want to find the perfect house to do my B/E. Don't do it man, don't do it...Why would you even do this. Because I need to. It's a quest, and I'm on it. You're going to get us in trouble dude. Good. I'm looking for trouble. Now pull over around this corner. *they pull over and start looking at houses* No...no that one feels wierd...That one. That's the house where I'm going to do my B/E.----Later, about sixteen blocks away----
*jump out of car and start hopping fences* *Shirt gets caught on fence* Uh, fu....let go...let go...uh...this is my favorite shirt... And that's why you don't wear your favorite shirt on a B&E. Wear your second favorite shirt ya dunce.----
And then, Pearl, we were at the house. I'm not going to lie. My heart was all like, "Boom-dida-bum-dida-boom-dida-bum"...I have an irregular heart beat. It's a valve and...yeah.----
You ready? Wait man...I hear a car. Yeah...the world's filled with them. You're going to hear a lot of them for the rest of your life. If you hear a humpback whale that's weird. Tell me that.----
I get to that door, about three steps away, and I'm not sure if I could do it. But then...----
I GOT IT! *Kicks open door, which goes spinning off into the darkness*----
But, the moment my foot touched that door, I realized...I did not want to do a B&E. I just wanted to kick a door in. I was so jazzed up with the first door I just walked over to the closet and...----
*Kicks closet door in*----
But then me and Larry cheesed it. We got outta there. And I never took a thing.
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Hey, you cast who you want, and I cast who I want. Deal with it. And on that note, we present to you another episode ofMaya's Answering Machine
Ooo! Oooo! Happy Halloween, don't be too scared... 'cause it's Halloween. Please leave a message. This is Maya. beep
Hey, Maya. I was just letting you know that Pearl and I are gonna bust out the Ouija board tonight, and if you're up for it... could be pretty fun. I'm... hoping to see if any dead people will be my friends. All right. See ya. beep
Hey, Gant... this is Maya! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Maya, this is Gant! Just wanted to let you know that, Udgey got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I think he'll be out of commission for a while. Uh, anyways, remember, Friday is tainted candy sellback day, so, be sure to stop on by. Later. beep
AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr. beep
Trick or Treat! Maya?... you got any treats? No? Then you get a trick! Ohhh, this isn't Phoenix after all! My name is Dead Guy Perez... alternately known as the D.G.P... and I'm... a dead guy! I'm coming to your house. *thump, thump, thump, crash* Oh. I knocked over the thing. Um... I'm not coming to your house after all, but... leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. beep
Uh, good day to you Ms. Fey. This is... Safety Dan, over here at the Safety... Squad. Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips. Always remember, when trick-or-treating, to wear all black and paint your face black and dye your hair black... you know, all- everything black. If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape. And walk in the middle of the street at all times and dart quickly into the street, and across intersections. Also, we have recently come to find that your house has in no way been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings. So you've got nothing to worry about. Probably just go to your stupid Halloween party and, um, no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of your house. Okay. Once again, I'm Safety Dan. Happy Halloween. beep
Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong! Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black ...um... I don't know the words. I just like that guy's little schoolboy outfit. end
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Mystic Maya... Yeah, Pearly? What are "boobs"? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT!? Mr. Nick's telivision! He was watching "Super Whores Gone Wild". NICK!!! Yeah? WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING? Huh? Pearl saw porn on your T.V! ACK! Busted... How much porn do you have!? Erm... 64 channels..... What are YOU smiling about? I gave him all that porn!
I helped.Fix'd the ending.
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eliasbloodmoon wrote:
:phoenix: You know Pearls, now that you're getting older, I beliece it's time that I tell you about my life when I was younger.
Really? Cool.
There was a time, when I was about 18, my life took a strange direction, and wanted to do something strange. I wanted to do a B&E.
What's a B&E? Bacon and eggs?
No. But I could always go for bacon and eggs. That stuff is delicious. I'm talking about a breaking and entering.
----
*On the phone* Hey Larry, check this out bro. We're going on a little adventure.
What...I don't like adventures. What?
I need you to drive and come with me. *whispers* I'm doing a B&E.
NO! Whatever you're thinking of doing Nick, no. No!
Dude, you come over and pick me up right now or our friendship is over. I'm not even going to talk to you in the afterlife.
----
*In car with Larry* Drive around the community. I want to find the perfect house to do my B/E.
Don't do it man, don't do it...Why would you even do this.
Because I need to. It's a quest, and I'm on it.
You're going to get us in trouble dude.
Good. I'm looking for trouble. Now pull over around this corner. *they pull over and start looking at houses* No...no that one feels wierd...That one. That's the house where I'm going to do my B/E.
----Later, about sixteen blocks away----
*jump out of car and start hopping fences*
*Shirt gets caught on fence* Uh, fu....let go...let go...uh...this is my favorite shirt...
And that's why you don't wear your favorite shirt on a B&E. Wear your second favorite shirt ya dunce.
----
And then, Pearl, we were at the house. I'm not going to lie. My heart was all like, "Boom-dida-bum-dida-boom-dida-bum"...I have an irregular heart beat. It's a valve and...yeah.
----
You ready?
Wait man...I hear a car.
Yeah...the world's filled with them. You're going to hear a lot of them for the rest of your life. If you hear a humpback whale that's weird. Tell me that.
----
I get to that door, about three steps away, and I'm not sure if I could do it. But then...
----
I GOT IT! *Kicks open door, which goes spinning off into the darkness*
----
But, the moment my foot touched that door, I realized...I did not want to do a B&E. I just wanted to kick a door in. I was so jazzed up with the first door I just walked over to the closet and...
----
*Kicks closet door in*
----
But then me and Larry cheesed it. We got outta there. And I never took a thing.
Really? Cool. There was a time, when I was about 18, my life took a strange direction, and wanted to do something strange. I wanted to do a B&E. What's a B&E? Bacon and eggs? No. But I could always go for bacon and eggs. That stuff is delicious. I'm talking about a breaking and entering.----
*On the phone* Hey Larry, check this out bro. We're going on a little adventure. What...I don't like adventures. What? I need you to drive and come with me. *whispers* I'm doing a B&E. NO! Whatever you're thinking of doing Nick, no. No! Dude, you come over and pick me up right now or our friendship is over. I'm not even going to talk to you in the afterlife.----
*In car with Larry* Drive around the community. I want to find the perfect house to do my B/E. Don't do it man, don't do it...Why would you even do this. Because I need to. It's a quest, and I'm on it. You're going to get us in trouble dude. Good. I'm looking for trouble. Now pull over around this corner. *they pull over and start looking at houses* No...no that one feels wierd...That one. That's the house where I'm going to do my B/E.----Later, about sixteen blocks away----
*jump out of car and start hopping fences* *Shirt gets caught on fence* Uh, fu....let go...let go...uh...this is my favorite shirt... And that's why you don't wear your favorite shirt on a B&E. Wear your second favorite shirt ya dunce.----
And then, Pearl, we were at the house. I'm not going to lie. My heart was all like, "Boom-dida-bum-dida-boom-dida-bum"...I have an irregular heart beat. It's a valve and...yeah.----
You ready? Wait man...I hear a car. Yeah...the world's filled with them. You're going to hear a lot of them for the rest of your life. If you hear a humpback whale that's weird. Tell me that.----
I get to that door, about three steps away, and I'm not sure if I could do it. But then...----
I GOT IT! *Kicks open door, which goes spinning off into the darkness*----
But, the moment my foot touched that door, I realized...I did not want to do a B&E. I just wanted to kick a door in. I was so jazzed up with the first door I just walked over to the closet and...----
*Kicks closet door in*----
But then me and Larry cheesed it. We got outta there. And I never took a thing.
Dane Cook, Good Stuff! I'm actually surprised nobody has done this before with all the time he's kicked down doors.
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Hey Pearly, we're going to Build-a-Fuzzy! ...what? You make your own bear! Doesn't that hurt them!? ..no..---------
Ack! Look at all these anorexic animals! 
Pearl, don't sweat it, you have to stuff them! Oh, bu---
Okay, let's not have anymore ignoramus cutesy comments, alright? Mmkay. Can I make this one? The Reindeer? Sure. Oh no! There's only one left. And someone's going to get it! *looks over*......
....... ........ What? I can't have a hobby? Nick! What are you doing here!? It..was his Christmas gift.... O-kay..... Wanna go to the pet store and stare at the puppies? Mmkay!To be continued?
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Pearl's Early Christmas Gift
Oh no! There's only one left.
And someone's going to get it!
*looks over*......
.......
........
What? I can't have a hobby?
Nick! What are you doing here!?
It..was his Christmas gift....
Oh no! There's only one left. And someone's going to get it! *looks over*...... ....... ........ What? I can't have a hobby? Nick! What are you doing here!? It..was his Christmas gift....That made me die inside. In a good way XD
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Bonjour, amigos. Je m'appelle Mayaio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone. beep
Oh, hey, there, Maya. I was just callin' to see, uh, whether we were just friends, or... more than just friends. See, I sometimes forget what's real and what's just in my head. So, uh, gimme a call back or, uh, maybe just come on by my place and we can discuss this over a bowl o' Cracklin' Oat Bran or... the Crunch Berries. Okay. Take the care. Oh, and by that I mean, like, uh, Tender Lovin' Care, not... not, uh, take my automobile. A lot of times people have trouble understandin'... beep
Hello, Maya! This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an unlimited supply of one million punches-in-the-face. So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million punches-in-the-face. Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes! I mean... uh, for to give you the million punches-in-the-face. beep
Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge? Or maybe some light fighting? If so, call me on my cell phoooone! beep
Hello, Ma-a. All right, now make him say it. Make him say it! Kiss the butt. Did he just say, "Kiss THE butt?" No, make him say "Kiss MY butt." Kiss a butt. Not "Kiss a butt!" What's wrong with this thing, Gant? I thought I told you no names! I, er, der, er-- *click* beep
What's up, Pawkeegan? This is Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney games, and you're listening to the Cornbread Hour, here on KHSR, pointy-point-five, the voice of Pawkeegan State! Okay... Sweepstakes Ron? Are you there? Hello? You told me to call this number and leave a radio promo, and then you'd- you'd give me the sweepstakes. So... gimme some of that sweepstakes. end
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I wish I wish I was a fish. I wish I wish you didn't molest me every tuesday. What's today? Wednesday. Really? Yeah...
Today is Tuesday! FUCK YOU PHOENIX!!! IT'S MOLESTIN' TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------------------------
Ever humped a dolphin before?
Do crabs count?----------------------------
Answer truthfully. Alright. Have you ever raped a chil- YES YES YES!!! Big fuckin' surprise there.----------------------------
Phoenix's House
PARTAY TIME!!!
Hey Edgey... Y- (Hiccup) Yeah...? HAve you eVeR... (Hiccup) drank Ram's piss? Ha (hiccup) a! Like, nah, man... I drink it every day dude (hiccup) Yo, you didn't even drink beer... Coffee man... Angel juice... Don't you mean ram piss? WHAT!?!?!?-----------------------------------
So how's that physco therapy treatin' ya? I still have some serious masturbation-fixation issues... MENTAL IMAGERY!!!------------------------------------
My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.
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You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout.
I'm tellin' y'all why.
Damon Gant is coming to town. He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake. *bursts in* RAPE TIME!!!!!!!! 
Yes master. *Tackles everyone in room*(Ahh. My first Christmas special.)
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So, Maya, what do you want for Christmas? World Peace. Liar. Fine, a popgun.-----------
So, boss, what's your resolution? I'm resolving to stop raping people. That's great, sir! Thank you. Now get in the closet. Wh..Wait, didn't you--- New Year's is a month away, boy! I need to get in all I can before the magic ends. .....Why am I always around when these things happen?-----------
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Quote:
The funnies thread is really running dry these days...I can't find a single recent one I like-no offense people, really.
It's my funnies, huh?
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- A long time ago when the earth was green And there was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
And they run around free while the world was being born
And the loveliest of all was the UNICORN.
- Not funny. - There was green alligators and long-neck geese. - I'm not an alligator, pal. And I'm pretty sure Geese Howard wouldn't like you saying he's got a long neck... - Humpy bumpy camels and chimpanzees... - ...I think you pissed off a few saiyans, pal. - Cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,The loveliest of all was the UNICORN.
- I swear I'm going to hit you. - But the Lord saw some sinnin', and it caused him pain.He said, "Stand back now, I'm gonna make it rain."
He said, "Brother Noah, I'll tell you whatcha do.
Go build me a floatin' zoo.
And you take two alligators and a couple of geese..."
- Maggey and I don't like being called alligators. And I think Geese left his woman... - "Two humpy bumpy camels, two chimpanzees..."
- Pal...I hope you're prepared... - *Death glare at Gumshoe.* "Two cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,Noah, don't forget my UNICORN!"
- Oh shut up already. - Now Noah was there, and he answered the callin',And he finished up the ark as the rain started fallin'.
He marched in the animals two by two,
And he called out as they went through.
"HEY LORD! I got your two alligators and a couple of geese..."
- ...That's gettin' annoying pal. "Your humpy bumpy camels and your chimpanzees..." - ...PAL I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR GRAPE JUICE. - *frantic now* "Gotyourcatsandratsandelephants, butLordI'msoforlorn," *calms down.*"'Cause I just don't see no UNICORN."
- *hiding in a dumpster* Don't tell him where I'm hiding. - Old Noah looked out through the drivin' rain,But the UNICORNS were hidin', playin' silly games...
- *playing chess with his brother.* Checkmate. - *losing at chess while hiding in a dumpster. Humiliated.* Bite me. - They were kickin' and a splashin' in the misty morn,Oh, them silly UNICORN.
- *Glances out of the dumpster* He's not leaving. - Then the goat started goatin', and the snake started snakin'...
- I'M NOT A GOAT.
- Snake is a rather harsh term, doncha think? - The elephant started rockin', and the boat started shaking.The mouse started squeakin', and the lion started roarin',
And everyone's aboard but those UNICORN.
- WE'RE NOT GETTING ON JERK. - What my little brother said! - *shrugs* I mean green alligators and long-neck geese... - ...You're really getting people angry, pal. - The humpy bumpy camels and the chimpanzees. - *facepalm* You won't stop, will ya, pal? - Noah cried, "Close the door 'cause the reain is a pourin',And we just can't wait for them UNICORN."
- Then go away. - Yeah. - Then the ark started movin', and it drifted with the tide...*here he pauses and watches a truck lift the dumpster that the brothers are hiding in.*
And the unicorns looked up from the rock and cried.
- HELP ME BIG BROOOOOOO! - WE'RE DOOMED! - And the water came up and sort of floated them away, and... *watches the garbage truck drive away.*That's why you've never seen a unicorn to this day.
You'll see a lot of alligators and a whole mess of geese.
*Sees Geese Howard pushed from another rooftop and facepalms as he watches the demise of Geese yet again.*
You'll see humpy bumpy camels and chimpanzees.
- *Shrugs* Oh well. I'll leave you to be pummeled after you're done. - You'll see cats and rats and elephants, but as sure as you're born,You're never gonna see another U-NI-CORN. *Starts sobbing uncontrollably.* DAGNABBIT I WAS GOING TO TRY TO GET THAT HOT ONE WITH THE GLASSES.
There are no heroes left in man. Mankind is doomed by the likes of you.
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Dofa wrote:
Quote:
The funnies thread is really running dry these days...I can't find a single recent one I like-no offense people, really.
It's my funnies, huh?
I like your funnies D:
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? DAHLIA DOESNT GET PREGNANT! SHE DOESNT EVEN POOP!
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Hi guys! Leave me a message, and I'll leave you with an abstract thought. Is a penguin a bird or a duck? beep
Hey Maya, it's Edgeworth, um... I just rented the V.I. Warshawski DVD. Thought maybe you'd wanna come over and check it out with me, uh... says here it's got deleted scenes... director commentary... interactive menus... scene selection... widescreen mode... uh, running time... that sounds pretty deluxe. I know it's one of your favorites so when you get this, gimme a call and, uh, we'll do it up right! beep
(Okay, so what am I doing here?) (Step one is to greet the recipient of the prank call.) (Okay, okay, I got it.) Ahem. Hey Edgey! Wrong! Hang up and start over. *click* beep
Oh, hello Maya! (Okay, what I'm supposed to do now?) (Step two is where you reveal your fake identity to the prankee.) (Oh, I'm Batman.) (What, n—! Just make up a name!) (Okay, okay!) Hey Maya, this is Phoenix. Wrong! *click* beep
Oh, hello, Maya, this is Larry. Wrong! *click* beep
Oh, hello, Maya, this is... Sugar-face. (Okay, now what?) (Well, step three is to continue the prank in a direction determined by your identity, but, uh, you're on your own with Sugar-face.) (Okay.) I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and... gets run over by a lawnmower blade~! What?! I chose to end in song! Oh boy... remember how I said this is a six-week course? Yeah, I'm excited! Yeah, it turns out it's canceled. Aw man! Yeah, it's a shame. Oh well. It's still the second-best five hundred bucks I ever spent! beep
Hey Maya, it's Edgeworth again, um... I haven't been honest with you... I don't really have the V.I. Warshawski DVD. I just went to the video store and copied down the features from the back of the DVD box. I just wanted an excuse to call you, and... oh geez. Larry's right. I'm a waste of space. I said you were a waste of FAT space! beep
Hello there, Maya. My name is Ron...D-Delite, from your credit card company. We're just calling to confirm a $500 charge for one of them race car beds. What made us suspicious is when it was signed for, in lieu of an actual signature, someone drew some kind of little porcupine man pointing at something. So if you could just give us a call back and confirm this is a valid charge, we'll be all... fine. end
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*Start fighting in the middle of a trial* *from jury* psssst... Psssssssst... Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssst. What!? Wahat is it!? Umm... I'm really hungery. What do you want me to do about it? Can you go get me some nochos? Get your own nochos! ............I'm hungery. Um, Judge? *holding Mis in one hand and Edgeworth in the other* What!? Yes... um, where are the nochos? There aren't any nochos!!! Um, okay. Where are the hot dogs? There aren't any hot dogs either! Pizza? NO! Tacos? I like tacos! *bangs Edgeworth and Mia's heads together* DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!!!!!!
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Mitzy wrote:
The Unicorn Song
Ah, that song brings me back to my days at Hebrew School... I hated that place. But this was just too funny. XD
Thank you, Vickinator, for this very beautiful signature!
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Exhibit A! The officer was wearing this hat when he died. *From jury* Um, I think I should try on that hat. 'Cause I think its important. I think its important that I try on the hat! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Judge? NO! Shut up! Judge? SHUT UP! Judge? I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!!!! Judge? WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP!? ..............Judge?
*sigh* *Hat appears on his head* Yes.
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One K, one R, two V's. Gawd.
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I know a girl whoooo... Thinks it goeeesssss... She make you breakfaaassstt... She make you toaaaassssttt... (why are you looking at me like that..?) But she don't use butter, She don't use cheeesseee... She don't use jelly, Or any of these... She uses VAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAA-AAAA-AAA-AAA-VAAAAAASELEEEEEEENNNEE!
Doo-doo-do-oo-doo-doo-doodoo...
VAA-AA-AAA-AAAA-AAAA-VAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEELLLEEEEENNEEEE!!!Gah, I love that song...
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- Alright, I'll be right there, I just have to put on my - "Don we now our gay apparel..." - What!? - What?
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Hello!I am Nothing To Hyde,and I decided to make something slightly original.I started my talk show!Today,our first guest is...Phoenix Wright.Take a seat,Phoenix. Pleasure to meet you,Hyde.Alright..So,I'm wondering.I've heard you like Maya,and I've heard you like Miles.What gives? Oh!Those are my clones....WHAT. You see,there is a different clone for every lover.One of me for Miles,one for Maya,one for Godot..-Three Hours Later-
...and one for Shoe,and one for my future self,and one for the judge.Yep!Well then...which clone are you? Hahaha!I'm the real Phoenix.I'm a bachelor,and I love no one!That's the canon me....wow.Well,your time's up.Our next guest is..Wendy Oldbag.Crap.
I hate this show!I miss The Late Show!This show's full of whippersnappers!Why,The Late Show never had whippersnappers!The Late Show was great!My son is never calling me!That whippersnapper!.....Security,we have a probleem..
EHEHEHE!DON'T TASE ME BRO---AWFAFASGHAEF!Alright,alright..our final guest for the night is.....Damon Gant.please kill me.. ....*blink*..huh.. ......Will you please say something??!! ho hOH!I'm Damon Gant.Gone swimming lately,Hydie? No..say,I'm wondering.I've,err.. Spit it out,Hydie...weeeell,I've heard rumors you are a rapist. ho hOH?Uhh.. ...*blink*Umm..is it true? HO HO!Of course not,Hydie.You're thinking of my evil twin,Gant Damon....Gant Damon?You're kidding.' No,I'm not,Hydie.I'm the creepy stare,blinking Damon Gant.He's the rapist...Bullcrap. I'm not kidding,Hydie!Just wait unti-- *bursts through the door* HO HO HO! OH NO!THERE HE IS,HYDIE!BELIEVE ME NOOW?OH MY GOD KILLMENOW! hOh HoH!GET OVER HERE,YOU TWO!-later..-
It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood,a wonderful day in the neighborhoood---
FREEZE!YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!YES!YES YES,PAL!
ARGGH THEY'RE TRYING TO GET ME!HO HO!*Gant Damon opens the closet,takes out Damon Gant and Nothing To Hyde,who appear to be tied up*
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