Insanity at its classiest.
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MAH ORGASMS...!
Um, what?
My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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I know I need to change my ways, honest! But I'm not interested in girls!
Well I most certainly am! And I can turn you straight! Look at this picture of my naked girlfriend! Oh my God! You have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!
And now I will cover Nirvana: What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out! How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know! Don't know, don't know, don't know, I don't know! Don't know, don't know, don't know...Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'!!! And I don't know what I'm singin'!!! Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'!!! I still don't know what I'm singin'!!! We're so loud and incoherent, Boy, this oughta bug your parents! Yeah!
BURP!!!!!
It's unintelligible! I just can't get it through my skull. It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss (?) with all these marbles in my mouth! Don't know, don't know, don't know, I don't know! Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Well, we don't sound like Madonna!!! Here we are now, we're Nirvana!!! Sing distinctly!!? We don't wanna!!! Buy our album, we're Nirvana!!! A garage band from Seattle!!! Well it sure beats raisin' cattle Yeah!
And I forgot the next verse, Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse. The lyric sheet's so hard to find. What are the words? Oh, Nevermind. Don't know, don't know, don't know, I don't know! Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin', But I don't know what I'm sayin'!!! What's the message I'm conveyin'!!? Can you tell me what I'm sayin'!!? So have you got some idea!!? Didn't think so!!! Well, I'll see ya!!!
Sayonara, sayonawa, Ayonawa, hodinawa, Odinaya, yodinaya, Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah, Ayiyaaaaaah!!!!! *Coughs*
Lovely Rita
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Now, just a short story....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'XQs me?
'sup? You just bought a katana! My whip's snapped. Oh gawwwwd! Y'know I love sharp things! Wanna test? Hell yeah!
What the..... Y'see! That's why she dumped meh... *sobs*
So what you're gonna do now?
Mmmmm, I'd be gay then.... and learn telepathy too!
Not a bad idea.......~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lonely, I'm Miss Lonely.... I've nobody..... all on my owwwwwwwwn...!!
Oh yeah? Try joining World War III! What's the catch?
Owh, that! You'll find loadsa men... alive, injured, DEAD! But I'm lesbian.... Hello everyone! Gaaah, Rich? Yo sweetie.
STAY AWAY FROM MAGGEY---
What?! Don't tell me you're also.....
Aye Adrian! I thought you'll be away for long... yay!Soon afterwards.......
Uuuh, Richie? I'm heartbrokn~
S'kay, I'm always here fer ya! Phew! Thanks, so any joint crossed your mind?
I... uh...... *uses telepathy to Rich*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FIN!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Uh... sorry! I can't..... help my self.... anyway it's just jokes!
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
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That's how life should be! - Richard Wellington
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I could be like that..._____________________________________________________
LEAK! LEAK! GET THE NEEDLE AND THREAD ASAP!!!_____________________________________________________
You suck! No, you suck!That's all I got for now.
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-shot for Avenue Q reference-
You are my HERO.
Coffee? I prefer tea. Caffine free tea at that.
I won a case! If ANYONE gets those 1776 ones....you are awesome beyond belief.
You good sir are made of awesome and win! I love that movie!
Oh hey Mr. Nick. I was just texting my friends while listening to my iPod.
I'll have a salad. 
Oh for God's sake! Nick, sit down! 
Insanity at its classiest.
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How did Mr. Nick get so old? Well, he never had sex. What's sex?
I can take over from here.-------------------
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Insanity at its classiest.
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My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Ingenious geniuses always solving things in their genius ways!
Hello. My name is Will Powers.
OH MY SCIENCE! I've found the MISSING LINK!
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Say Nick, people talk loud when they want to act smart, right? I suppose so, yes... Is that why you yell a lot in court? (Where the heck is she getting these questions from?)
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
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Wright and Co. Law Offices, Japanifornia. 5:30 P.M.
: "Hey Nick?" : "Yeah? What is it, Maya?" : "I was wondering, back at the Hotti Clinic..."<FLASHBACK!>
Hotti Clinic, Downtown Japanifornia. 3:21 P.M.
: "Oh, mister lawyer! So good to see you again...Hmm, yes..." : "Yeah nice to see you to, 'Doctor.'"Intercom
: "Paging Dr. Hotti, paging Dr. Hotti, you are needed in the OR immideatly." : "OH! That's me... hmm, yes..." *walks aimlessly away*
: *Runs into the clinic* "NICK! Hold up a sec, let me catch up!!" : "Wait for me for a sec, Maya, I'm going to find a nurse to speak to about this case, alright." *Walks toward the Staff lounge* : "Sigh... alright...." : "Why hello there smexy! Hmm, yes..."
: "Smexy???"<un-FLASHBACK'd!>
: "...and then he called me 'smexy,' and took my photo a couple of times. Also muttered something about Photoshop. Nick, what does smexy mean?" : "...You should be glad you know a lawyer..."
...what the heck, I don't even--!
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Who may that be?
I got shot for that in texas partner.
I got this hair from Mr. Sawhit.
My jokes suck! Isn't that great?! hahahahaha! 
He's so hot like that!
I got in a car accident but saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to geico. hee hee hee.
<OH BABY! || I'm BLIND!!!> 
||We'll drink to that!> 
I got aids. And I donated blood to dahlee-ah hee...heee...hee...
I think my password to my bank was 6666...
I'm not a lawyer, I'm a hedgehog!
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(in a valley girl accent with pink clothes on) Guess what! I, like, just back from, like, L.A. where I, like, learnd to become, like, a professional photographer! And I, like, work for, like, the paparazzi now! Smile for the, like, camera... Smile for the bloody camera damn you!!!
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Edgeworth if your witness doesn't stop lying I'm going to charge you with contempt and the witness with perjury.
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
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: "Aieeee! It's Sal Manella, creator of the Steel Samurai!!! OMG, OMG, OMG!"
: "LMAO, now u r speakin my l4ngu4g3! LOL!"---------------------------
: "OBJEC--ack... *wheeze!*" : ".....Apollo ...what the hell was that?"
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: "Hi older me!"
: "Hello, younger me!"
: "TIME PARADOX!"
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The name's April May. It's not a very subtle pun, but then again nothing about me is subtle. Boobies.
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Here's one I posted in the Funnies thread:
"We Now Return to Dartmouth!" "Dartmouth! They're getting away!" "Stay clear! I know what to do!
"Ow! Pointy!"
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Boobies.Meh, doesn't work as well with her as it does with Mai Valentine in Abridged.
Here's one I posted in the Funnies thread:
"We Now Return to Dartmouth!" "Dartmouth! They're getting away!" "Stay clear! I know what to do! "Ow! Pointy!" *mumbles* Lost.... Vikings.... *mumbles* "ARE YOU READY TO POLKA???"
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The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake. Say what?!
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Good morning. Good morning, sir. Can I help you? Help me? Yeah, I'll say you can help me. Yes, sir? I come about your advert - 'Small white pussy cat for sale. Excellent condition'. Ah. You wish to buy it? That's right. Just for the hour. Only I aint gonna pay more'n a fiver cos it aint worth it. Well it's come from a very good home - it's house trained. ... Chest of drawers? Chest. Drawers. I'd like some chest of drawers please. Yes, sir. Does it go? Er, it's over there in the corner. Oh. Pram for sale. Any offers. I'd like a bit of pram please. Ah yes, sir. That's in good condition. Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh? Eh? Yes, here it is you see. Babysitter. No, it's a babysitter. Babysitter? Babysitter. Babysitter - I don't want a babysitter. Be a blood donor - that's it. I'd like to give some blood please, argh! Oh spit. Which one is it? *Sigh...* Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week. What does that mean?
Franziska von Karma is my woman-crush.
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Burgers fuckin' suck.
I'm donating all my money to charity! I get it!
*nothing*
Franziska von Karma is my woman-crush.
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Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime! Right! *drags away* My nipples explode with delight!Sorry, it had to be done.
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The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake. Say what?! Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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That's how life should be! - Richard Wellington
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Oh my goodness! You believe that the world is round? Not every new teaching is true, you know. The best part about waking up, is Snapple tea in your cup!
Oh hello jolly good chap! You seem like a respectable fellow... Then again I think that of everyone. I love everyone! You're so much smarter than me! That's my girl! Can we have hot sex at my place? No... Hmph! NO WAIT! Aw, damn... I thought she said something different...
Science is kinky! w00t. d1d y0u kn0w that a v1d30 card mak3s an1mationz and 1s plugg3d 1nt0 a PCI-EXPR3SS or AGP sl0t? No I didn't! b3t y0u g0t t3h h0ttz0rz f0r m3 n0w! You bet I do! Wright why are you always so sad? Just think of puppies and children and flowers and sunshine and let your gayity flow out! Well, you've got gayity right... Wait a minute! I see what you did there! And I resent that... oh, well looks like this will be one of the few days where I'm sad for a few minutes. Puppies.... children... flowers... Oh no... Now my gayity is set forth! Did someone say gayity?! I love the gay carnal delights, ooh-la-la! Oh crap. Now I'll be scarred for the rest of my life...
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Hey guys, I got paid today!
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Hey Gumshoe! You're getting a bonus! I have more money than I know what to do with! I really don't need it! I insist! And so does Franziska! I do not have a fetish about whips.
I don't have a dirty secret about me liking girls in waitress uniforms! Honest!... Well, except for Maya. He looked like an emo rocker... Did someone say EMO?! HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! Saying emo summons the deity of great Emo-ness. ME! Emos are gay... DID SOMEBODY SAY GAY?!
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(garbled noises)(
walks up) Yeah, I'd like two cheeseborgers, large fries...
Why the heck are you yelling at me, Whippernapper?
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Sever your leg please. OK! *severs leg* Now where's my hamburger? *flies off into space*
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Gutsen Brawn: How do i type with boxing gloves on???
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It's Killer Radio Mail! Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed? Why do you think I am a wrestler or boxer? Now as for my gloves, yes I do take them off. My mask? If your mask was what held your skin together, and taking it off would cause your brains to leak out and make a disgusting mess, would you take it off? Well, you might, but I most certainly wouldn't. Keep radio mailing me, and remember, I am awesome on penalty of death.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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WTF YOU N00B! STFU I GOTT A 1337 !##& E-MAIL!
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WTF YOU N00B! STFU I GOTT A 1337 !##& E-MAIL! : "Did somebody say eMail? Please, check out my online assassins site and send me a message once you are 'done with proving defendants Not Guilty'." : "(Save... meeeee....)"
One K, one R, two V's. Gawd.
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He looked like an emo rocker... Did someone say EMO?! HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! Saying emo summons the deity of great Emo-ness. ME! Emos are gay... DID SOMEBODY SAY GAY?!XD That was great...
I can taste with my hair!
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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I want to have longer hair than any hippies or metalheads!
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He was making a strong bad joke.
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He was making a strong bad joke.
What made you think Wrestlemania didn't notice that? Just earlier he mentioned Homestar Runner. Oh and the how type with boxing gloves joke...
Lovely Rita
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: "Well, to be fair... I did eat all the cotton balls."
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: "Well, to be fair... I did eat all the cotton balls." Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
People should live freely without constraints.
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(You know, Maya can hear everything! It's freaking insane!) *Starts spreading cotton balls everywhere* NICK! STOP THROWING THOSE COTTON BALLS EVERYWHERE! ...
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Maya! Stop molesting those cotton balls! That's MY job!
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